Hidden Assassin

"Wow! Why are you burning me with flames?"

"Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no character at all without a beard?"

"Yeah?".

"Hey, neither Wen nor Wu, you don't want to be a bandit, you want to be the number one scholar?"

"I have thought about..."

"Save me! Change your image, and do your job as a promising bandit!"

"..."

The classic dialogue between Stephen Chow and Karen Mok resounded in the movie theater. Later, when Journey to the West became popular in the whole mainland, in retrospect, I am afraid that it is difficult to imagine the scene when this movie was just released in the mainland in 1995. A simple word: cold.

A joke that cannot be understood by others often becomes a cold joke. Can a movie be made like this? Can Journey to the West be changed like this? So in the whole movie theater, some people were stunned, some laughed and scolded, and some were dumbfounded and speechless. Perhaps only a somewhat deviant person like Shasha would laugh and hammer on Jiaming's shoulder desperately.

"No, is he the Monkey King? Is he the Monkey King... How could he be the Monkey King... Haha, hit you, hit you..."

"Oh, Shasha, don't laugh, you see a lot of people are looking at you..." Lingjing smiled from the side, and Shasha has a habit of punching people when she is extremely happy. Naturally, the ones who get beaten are often the family members bright. For the spoofs in Journey to the West, Jia Ming naturally would not understand, but he just laughed a few times along with him, feeling that Rusha's head was a little funny, and since the incident with Cao's father and son, she has become more and more beautiful tease.

In fact, Shasha also feels that she is a bit strange recently. The kiss that licked the blood from Jiaming's mouth in the woods behind the wood processing factory often reappears in her mind, and she wants to see Jiaming more every day, Jiaming When she was around, she felt safe, comfortable, and sometimes blushed with a rare heartbeat.

Judging from the romance novels she has read, she probably likes Jiaming.

But how can that be, Jia Ming is my good friend, the boy Ling Jing likes, and the boy Ling Jing likes, logically speaking, I shouldn't like him, but if I don't like it, then what should I do? What kind of attitude is it?

The three of them have played together since they were young, and there has been no gap between them in their behavior. The physical collisions between the fights are just trivial matters. Because of several oolong incidents, Jiaming has seen the bodies of the two of them. , They also more or less saw some of Guo Jiaming's privacy. However, if you shouldn't fall in love with this boy, what distance should you keep? Is it more distant than when we were friends? Such doubts made Shasha's recent behavior a little abnormal.

If they are too close, they will think of Lingjing, their face will blush and their hearts will beat, and if they are far away, they will feel that they are about to be excluded from the range of friends by the two of them. This feeling is absolutely unbearable for Shasha. The inconsistency made Rusha's behavior sometimes violent and sometimes ladylike, and that feeling lasted for the next 1996.

Of course, if you analyze it from the perspective of a bystander, Shasha should have started her love affair one step earlier than Lingjing. Lingjing's affection for Jiaming before may be very vague, and she has not left the category of children at all. Sharing Jiaming with Shasha without any care, you can watch two good friends fall on the ring and cheer for you, but who knows what love is.

Not long after that, the time entered the beginning of 1996. The school is on winter vacation, which means that the three of them have more time to hang out together. At this time, Jiaming and Lingjing are nearly fifteen years old, and Shasha will be sixteen years old after her birthday in September. In the ranks of young girls in the blooming season, with the joy everywhere and the ignorant love, two little girls who are gradually mature and a little boy who has matured are still sticking to their little world. When will this world be affected? Shock, no one knows, no one thinks about it.

For Jia Ming, the psychology of the two girls has also grown up, and getting along is not as boring as before. They are Lily, and it will not be strange for him to get along with them like this. When he uses them as his shield, I can also be a shield for the two of them. This trio is simply perfect. He had never experienced a normal childhood before, but at this moment, what he felt was not only ease and ease, but also happiness. …

A few days after the New Year's Eve, Jianghai City was covered with snow. The three of them were running amok in the streets and alleys of Jianghai City in down jackets and gloves. They played video games, went skating, drove bumper cars in the park, and played guns. Gao Gao, on the fourth day after the new year, they picked up a cage of kittens, which were thrown out the door by the owner not long after they were born. Four of the five kittens had frozen to death, and only one extremely ugly white cat was killed by Ling Jing. He held it in his arms and hatched alive.

The three of them brought it home, Sha Sha named it A Chou, Ling Jing said it looked like a newborn lamb, and suggested calling it baa baa, and Jia Ming thought that the ugly cat had escaped death, and suggested It's called Qing Yu Nian. In the end, Shasha won, and the kitten became a new member of the three-person world under the name of A Chou.

Time passed in a calm and warm atmosphere. Jia Ming occasionally investigated the situation in the United States through some secret intelligence websites, and knew that the Salier family and the Gambino family where Marilyn belonged were vaguely dark clouds. , but did not take it seriously. After all, the war between these two families is not once or twice. Little Heidi participated in a singing competition in New York last Christmas and won the first place in the children's group, but at this time The Internet is underdeveloped, and Jiaming can only see written materials, and it is impossible to find video or audio recordings.

In the warm spring of April, a letter appeared on the table in Jiaming’s room through a secret channel, to the effect that Tian Yuzheng and Yuechi Kaoru had an engagement ceremony. What's the matter with me.

On weekdays, I hang out with two little girls. Occasionally, I can't avoid meeting Zhang Yahan, a beautiful teacher with big breasts who likes to pretend to be mature. I will flirt with her a few words, and sometimes I will think that the two lily girls are hopeless. I'm familiar, maybe I can marry this woman in the future? Then I felt insane.

One evening in June, not long after Jiaming, Lingjing, and Shasha returned to Ye's Martial Arts Hall, Zhang Yahan suddenly came to the door, but this time was different from usual, this beautiful teacher was dressed up, and for the first time there was no sign on the bridge of her nose. Those ugly eyes and wavy curly hair were also straightened, falling down like a waterfall, and she was accompanied by six burly men as bodyguards, who seemed to be more capable of fighting than Papa Ye .

"Well, my sister will be her 22nd birthday in a few days, and she is going to be engaged. These invitations are for you, so remember to arrive on time, hehehehe... and these two invitations for Master and Mistress , where is master and mother?"

At this time, Ye's father and Ye's mother were preparing dinner, and Zhang Yahan's smile was a little charming, and a little exaggerated. The two little girls only knew that they were happy for a while, but they didn't see anything. Most likely Zhang Yahan is unwilling, but in a big family, what does his wish matter? There was one less candidate for marriage, and he curled his lips lightly.

After saying congratulations a few times, while the six bodyguards were standing behind and not paying attention, Zhang Yahan winked at him with a strange look, Jia Ming looked amused, but just spread his hands helplessly.

After a while, Jiaming went to the toilet to relieve himself, but before it was over, the voices of several people sounded outside the door, thinking in his heart, mm Yahan, you can't do it like this, the door has already been pushed open, and then it closed with a bang up.

Jia Ming hurriedly pulled the zipper, but Zhang Yahan rushed up at his lower body condition, covering his mouth, and "Hush -Hush--" in his mouth blowing.

"Please, I'm shhh, miss, you rush in like this, it will have a bad effect on the rest of my life, it's related to the most important kidney and prostate for a man..." After a long while, Jia Ming lowered his voice A voice protested.

"There will be no women for the rest of my life. I'll find them for you. College students only cost tens of thousands of yuan..." Zhang Yahan ignored him, picked up the water pipe and started to discharge water, making a "sizzling" sound of urinating, and then turned around, "We Is it a friend, is it the best friend, you say!"

"Beauty, you are out of control again, please see your identity clearly! Want to escape marriage? Didn't you have the consciousness to marry someone you don't like?".

"You know I want to escape from marriage and you pretended not to see my eyes! Believe it or not, I will kill you in the toilet!" Zhang Yahan bared her teeth and claws, "I am joking when I am conscious! I don't want to sacrifice my whole life for the sake of my family." What about my happiness! You must help me, and only you can help me."  …

"No, Sister Yahan, you're so smart, I'm still a child, don't you have a better candidate?".

"If there is me, why come to you?"

"Now I believe it, you really failed in life..." Jia Ming covered his forehead, the big girl and the little boy squatted in the toilet and stared at each other.

"Anyway, I don't care, only you can help me." Zhang Yahan stood up and pulled up the hem of the skirt until her sexy thighs were fully exposed and the panties could be seen. From the edge of the flesh-colored stockings on the legs and heels, a note was pulled out from the inner thigh.

"Come over on the day of the engagement. You have to prepare these things for me. I know it's very difficult, but... Please, you can go out and sell blood. I must show those guys a good look on the spot!"

"Damn." Jiaming glanced at the things on the note, "You don't have to act so fiercely, it's just an engagement, I thought you wanted to kill someone and abscond to Thailand..."

"Cut!" Zhang Yahan blushed, "You don't know their rules. An engagement is an engagement, but you have to sleep with that guy that night. The Liu family's old-fashioned gang said that there is no such thing as engagement in China. It means getting married right away, I worked so hard for a long time before I said I was engaged, but I want a bridal chamber... Isn't this the same, I would rather give the first time to Chalk..."

"So this is the first time for you, Yahan? Anyway, you don't want it anymore, why don't you give it to me here. Well, it smells so good..." Jia Ming took the note and sniffed it, then Yahan bent two fingers and knocked Stopped, "Ah, no, are you begging for help? Believe it or not, I'll yell right away!"

"Okay, you little pervert, stop making trouble." Yahan's cheeks were flushed, and Jiaming naturally knew that the action of hearing the note just now made her very embarrassed. Before he could figure out what to say, Yahan pulled him away In the past, he pressed his head on his chest, "That's good, remember to get all the things, my life's happiness is in your hands!"

She finished speaking in a hurry, and ran out of the door blushing. Jiaming read the note in the toilet, then shook his head, tore it up, and flushed it into the toilet.

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Section forty-fourth ninety-six plan to escape marriage.

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