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Li Chengjiu walked to the table slowly.

Facing the astonished looks of everyone waiting, he ignored them and just raised his hand to pick up the brush from where it was resting.

Mr. Zhao looked confused.

Who in Jiangli doesn't know that you, Li Chengjiu, are ignorant and incompetent, so why are you making such a mess?

I thought so in my heart, but asked in disbelief: "My lord, you...?"

Hearing this, Li Chengjiu just glanced at him sideways, and then snorted coldly: "What's wrong with me? You didn't see that I was going to make a pair, why didn't you get out of my way."

After that, just go up and kick it.

You're a blind thing, I've wanted to kick you for a long time.

Mr. Zhao staggered after being kicked, but he did not dare to make a mistake and hurriedly stepped aside and responded repeatedly.

The woman opposite was equally astonished when she saw this, but she quickly relaxed her brows and said with a smile:

"Your Majesty, please."

Li Chengjiu nodded.

This time he didn't let Xiaowan do the writing for him. He rolled up his sleeves and added four big characters after the second line written by Mr. Zhao just now.

"Harmonious and beautiful."

Well, this word is so ugly.

Everyone looked up and watched.

"The auspicious dragon coils its two green beards and touches the mountains and rivers, creating harmony and beauty."

"hiss……"

Someone read it out loud, causing everyone to take a breath.

It’s really a damn match.

Although the characters are different, the couplets are all about balance and coordination, so there is no problem with this couplet.

Not only that, but the artistic conception has also changed, and it coincides with the first couplet. Seconds! Real seconds!

Mr. Zhao on the side swallowed hard when he saw this.

"Really...really matched? Is this okay?"

Li Chengjiu glanced at him disdainfully, "Don't forget what you just said."

Humph, you don’t know the homophones and still want to compete with others?

Today, the King of Japan will watch how you jump from the second floor.

Hearing these words, Mr. Zhao suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead. He knelt down on the ground and cried in mourning: "Your Majesty, the common people were just talking nonsense and angry words, but they didn't really want to jump!"

"Oh, then you are deceiving me?"

"Your Highness, Your Majesty, the ordinary people don't dare, how dare the ordinary people deceive His Highness! The ordinary people said it to others!"

"Others? There are so many people here, which means that I am not a human being?"

As soon as these words came out, Mr. Zhao felt a chill in his lower body.

If this is really the case, then do you still want your own head?

"Your Majesty! That's not what the common people mean, just go around the common people! The common people know they are wrong!"

"snort!"

Li Chengjiu snorted coldly.

In ancient times, there were many erudite and talented Confucians everywhere. They educated people to be kind, virtuous and upright, but all the literary works they left behind were imitated from pigs.

The so-called durian is not scary, but it is afraid that durian has culture.

If you really let this kind of person gain power, sooner or later it will endanger one party.

"Jia Youcai!"

He yelled and asked someone to throw the boy out from the balcony, but at this time, the woman opposite interrupted:

"My lord, please wait."

"Um?"

Lee Seung-kyu is so light.

The woman actually bowed lightly and continued:

"As the saying goes, God is fair and fair, and Xiaosheng does not want to disturb the prince in punishing this person. It's just that Mr. Zhao has said it beforehand, saying that he can only act after a couplet with Xiaosheng. However, the couplet has not been finished yet, so..."

The woman didn't finish her words, she just left a few words, very rigorously.

Li Chengjiu raised his eyebrows, then smiled and said: "It's quite principled. In that case, then you can complete the first couplet."

He spoke loudly, but there was a murmur in his heart.

"Nima, is this girl sick? You're trying to be fair to me at this time. The key is that I won't treat you right. Isn't this nonsense?"

The woman didn't know what he was thinking, so she responded with a smile and picked up the pen again.

"The phoenix flutters its long feathers across the starry night, making it auspicious every night and auspicious for the year."

Three more words were added.

Everyone looked around and watched.

The first month has passed and the new year has passed. The artistic conception of this couplet changes again, and it immediately corresponds to this situation.

I have to say, what a fucking thief.

Li Chengjiu smacked his lips and glanced sideways at Mr. Zhao who was still kneeling on the ground.

My conscience said, it was not unfair at all for this boy to die at the hands of this woman.

However, the woman put the pen away again and saluted: "Your Majesty, please."

Li Chengjiu drooped his eyes and thought to himself: "I invite your sister."

I was fooled in that couplet just now, how could I be fooled again? Isn’t this nonsense?

Why don't you... ask the group for help?

There were already AI comics published before I traveled through time. I don’t know if Sister Na’s side has published AI couplets.

I feel like this is feasible.

He nodded silently and started to open the group chat.

Just when he was about to flash his thoughts, he accidentally glanced at the woman opposite him. His eyes moved downwards, and when he happened to be sweeping across a certain plain, his mind suddenly lit up.

Damn it!

etc!

Am I...right?

Three words suddenly popped into his mind. Li Chengjiu hurriedly lowered his head and looked at the pairs on the table repeatedly. He added the three words that suddenly came to his mind and read them back several times. Although he couldn't figure out the relationship between them, the more he read, the better.

Smooth.

Oops, that’s good. Isn’t this inappropriate?

He was thinking in his mind, but everyone squinted their eyes after seeing his startled movements and expressions.

What is the prince doing?

Dance master?

Everyone was suspicious, and the woman opposite also tilted her head and blinked in confusion. Then she saw the prince chuckle and then picked up the brush.

I picked up my pen and started writing, brushing dots, and the three big characters were written crookedly.

Everyone hurriedly moved up and focused their attention on the table.

"The auspicious dragon coils its two green beards and caresses the mountains and rivers, harmonious and beautiful, and beautiful people."

Someone muttered, and then there was a discussion.

"Well...the words are neatly matched, but the artistic conception..."

"The front and back seem almost meaningless, but if you say it's right, it's really right."

"Well, actually I think it's pretty good, at least better than me."

"Can you compete with the prince?"

"..."

The woman opposite also poked her head in, and frowned when she saw the last three words.

When he raised his eyes, his eyes met the prince's.

A wicked smile appeared on Li Chengjiu's face.

Don’t think that you can’t tell if you’re a woman disguised as a man. If you can fool others, you can’t fool me. Otherwise, those paid costume script kings back then would have been in vain?

When the woman saw that the prince seemed to see through her, she felt panicked.

He moved his eyes somewhat evasively, but he couldn't escape that look.

Subconsciously, he raised his hand in front of his chest and was about to speak, but he heard the prince say first: "It is fate that you and I can compete in the arts again today. I think you are good, so how about we sworn brothers?"

"ah?"

The woman was shocked.

Worship?

Wouldn’t it be possible for you and me to become husband and wife if we become sworn brothers? How is that possible?

Li Chengjiu, however, said with a nonchalant smile: "Come here, let me give you a hug."

"I...", the woman was speechless.

But at this moment, Mr. Zhao, who was still kneeling on the ground, saw that the prince had really matched the second couplet, and there was a dark thought in his mind.

He hurriedly knelt down and wiped his nose and cried:

"Your Majesty, please spare my life. I know I was wrong. Your Majesty, please be merciful!!!!"

Nima.

Li Chengjiu just wanted to tease this girl, what are you doing here, you blind thing?

Dissatisfied, he turned around and shouted:

"Jia Youcai, Li Shun, throw this kid out!"