History’s Strongest Husband
Chapter 133: Oops! The Slag Man's Innocence Is Lost
The eldest lady of Raging Tide City, Qiu Yaoer.
This is also a big figure on the sea to the east of Yue Kingdom.
The pirate king Qiu Tianwei now proclaims himself the Lord of Raging Tide City, and has already enjoyed wealth and honor.
Everything on the sea is handed over to his son and daughter.
Qiu Xiao and Qiu Yaoer.
This pair of pirate brothers and sisters travel thousands of miles across the sea, which makes people feel scared.
Ordinary women would rather die than fall into Qiu Xiao's hands, because his methods of torturing women often make life worse than death.
Most men would rather die than fall into Qiu Yao'er's hands, because her methods of torturing men make people wish they could go to the 18th floor of hell, wish they had never lived in this world, because it is too painful.
This woman is simply a killer.
If you see a handsome guy, if you don't like it, kill him.
If you see an ugly man, if you don't like it, kill him.
Seeing ordinary men, still not pleasing to the eye, killed.
That's right, she hated men from the bottom of her heart.
There are only two exceptions for men.
One is her father, and the other is her subordinates.
There are men and women under her command, but she treats them all equally, treating them as brothers and sisters.
So even though she is a woman, she has high martial arts skills and ruthless methods, and has a high reputation in Furious Tide City. She is completely on par with the young master Qiu Xiao. The struggle between the two is also in full swing, and they both want to become the heir of Furious Tide City.
In countries on land, women cannot inherit the family business.
But pirates don't have such big rules, whoever is awesome will be the leader.
This Qiu Yaoer is a goddess of killing and a nightmare for men, but she has one advantage.
That is to be very good to women, especially good.
Especially beautiful and weak women can get her protection.
So many people suspected that there was something wrong with her orientation, otherwise she wouldn't have been unmarried at the age of twenty-nine.
"What do you want to do?" Xu Qianqian said, "You want me to be a woman?"
Shen Lang said: "You can think so."
Of course, his move was unintentional, and he didn't expect to be rewarded.
Xu Qianqian said: "Aren't you afraid that I will betray you then?"
Shen Lang said: "It doesn't matter, you haven't pledged allegiance to me, so why talk about betrayal? We are just collaborators!"
Xu Qianqian thought for a while and said, "I won't go."
Shen Lang said: "Didn't you say that you will do everything for revenge?"
Xu Qianqian said: "But if you want revenge, you have to save your life first. I can sell myself to you, but not my life."
Shen Lang said: "Do you think you will die if you go to Fury Tide City?"
Xu Qianqian said: "This time the siege of the Earl's Mansion of Xuanwu, Raging Tide City is also a party. There is collusion between Qiu Tianwei and Zhang Chong. If I go to Raging Tide City, wouldn't I be falling into the trap?"
She is right to think so.
Xu Qianqian turned against the guest and said: "Shen Lang, do you want to hear my opinion?"
Shen Lang said: "Please tell me."
Xu Qianqian said: "In order to eliminate the Earl's Mansion of Xuanwu, Zhang Chong has formed a big net, Zhenbeihou Mansion, Jinhai Earl's Mansion, Xinzheng faction, Raging City, Jing'an Earl's Mansion, Lanshan Viscount's Mansion, etc. are all involved. Among them, the world is under siege. Although you are very smart, sometimes your personal strength is limited. You can't save the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion, and the Jin family's demise is a foregone conclusion."
Shen Lang touched his nose and said, "Go on."
Seeing his movements, Xu Qianqian couldn't help cursing inwardly, pretending to be handsome.
There used to be a storybook "East Li Ji", which became popular all over the world and sold an astonishing million copies. Its influence surpassed Shen Lang's "Golden X Plum Wind and Moon Boundless" by countless times.
The male protagonist in it is Jiang Li, the former emperor of the Dagan Kingdom. He is known as the most beautiful man in the world, and one of his classic actions is to like to touch his nose.
After this "East Li Ji" became popular all over the world, countless men liked to learn this movement.
Of course, this book has now become a banned book, and the supreme emperor of the Yan Empire personally banned it.
Xu Qianqian continued: "Shen Lang, you are extremely intelligent. You shouldn't be trapped in such a small place as Earl Xuanwu's Mansion. You should assist someone with greater power."
Shen Lang's eyes were appreciative, Xu Qianqian really changed, and he wanted to persuade Shen Lang in turn, but couldn't help touching his nose again.
Xu Qianqian hated this action the most, frowned slightly, and continued: "Zhu Rong and Zhang Chong are members of the prince's family, so we will go to the third prince. If you are willing, I will sell my appearance and become his concubine." Concubine, if you say I am unwilling, I will sell my appearance and become your concubine."
Well!
These words are inexplicably familiar, as if a female character in a certain movie said, I was raped by others outside, and I was raped by you when I returned home. What’s the difference?
"Shen Lang, there is only one person in this world who can help us eliminate Zhang Chong, and that is the third prince." Xu Qianqian said: "The destruction of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is a foregone conclusion, because the one who really wants to destroy the Jin family is the king, Zhang Chong. It's just a knife, even if you're smart, you're just hitting a rock with a pebble, and a mantis is a car."
"Shen Lang, you are so smart, you will definitely become the third prince's think tank, and what I am best at is making money, and I can be the third prince's money bag." Xu Qianqian said: "The two of us join hands, and we will definitely become the third prince's confidant , the future will be rich and powerful, and the power will be compelling."
The third prince, the only young monarch who can compete with the prince, the most beloved son of the monarch, and the most powerful prince in his hands.
"Shen Lang, can you stop touching your nose? Do you know the idiom Dong Shi imitating the frown? There is only one peerless beauty in the world, and that is Emperor Jiang Li. Don't learn from him." Xu Qianqian couldn't bear it anymore.
Shen Lang said innocently: "Qianqian, can you put your clothes on the boat and talk with your legs together, the smell is really strong, like the fishy smell after a dead fish, I... I can't take it anymore, and I can't cover my nose, that's impolite , so I couldn’t help but touch my nose to drive away the smell a little.”
Suddenly...
Xu Qianqian was going to explode.
She quickly folded her legs and put on her shirt.
She swears that this is the first time that she, Xu Qianqian, has been so disgusted by others.
This is a man who should be killed by a thousand knives.
This is a man who should be skinned and cramped.
After Xu Qianqian put on her clothes again, all she could think about was taking a bath. She must wash off a layer of skin on her body, so as not to be rejected by others like this again.
"How do you think about it?" Xu Qianqian said: "The Earl's Mansion of Xuanwu is about to be destroyed. It's still too late for us to leave now. If you run away after the Earl's Mansion of Xuanwu is destroyed, you will die without a place to die."
Shen Lang shook his head.
Xu Qianqian said: "Is it because of Jin Mulan? Although she is beautiful, as long as she has power, what kind of woman is there? Even if I am not as beautiful as her, I am not much worse. Let's go to the third prince together. Wouldn't it be nice to be a woman for you, and not stop you from taking wives and concubines?"
Shen Lang said seriously: "I love my wife very much, I also love my father-in-law, mother-in-law, and Jin Mucong's fat house, they are all my family members. Everything I do is to protect them and my parents and brother."
Xu Qianqian looked at Shen Lang in disbelief and said, "A person like you can still have feelings."
"Nonsense." Shen Lang said: "I won't talk about others, just me and you, a one-night couple and a hundred days of kindness, I still have feelings for you."
Xu Qianqian couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Shen Lang, if you say the words of "husband and wife for one night and one hundred days of grace", I will kill you. If you have the slightest affection for me, you will do me so badly? You will ruin my family. ?”
Seeing Xu Qianqian who exploded, Shen Lang said quietly: "Women just like to turn over old scores, so I never quarrel with women."
Xu Qianqian got up directly and said: "It's not speculative, and since you, Shen Lang, are going to stay in the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion to wait to die, then let's walk halfway to the sky, and I will offer incense to you in the Qingming Festival next year. Bai Rien."
Damn, you don't allow me to say this, but you want to say it yourself.
Then, Xu Qianqian was about to leave and go to Beijing to join the third prince.
The only thing she has is beauty and the ability to make money. She doesn't believe that she can't gain a foothold with the third prince.
"Qianqian..." Shen Lang shouted from behind.
Xu Qianqian said: "What, are you going to detain me? Don't forget, you owe me a huge favor, otherwise there will be a terrible plague in your territory, causing countless deaths and injuries."
Shen Lang said: "If you are a weak woman, going to the Third Prince's place is like going to the mouth of a sheep, I am not willing."
"Bah!" Xu Qianqian said, "Do you care about my life? We are all heartless people, so don't pretend to be reluctant."
Shen Lang said: "Do you think we will definitely lose the battle for Jinshan Island?"
Xu Qianqian said: "Of course, you will lose in all three battles, and the gods cannot recover."
This is really the consensus of the whole world, Jin Mulan can't beat Tang Yan, Jin Mucong can't beat Tang Yun, and the weapons and armor of Xuanwu Earl's Mansion can't beat Jinhai Earl's Mansion.
All three battles lost, hopeless.
Shen Lang said: "Then you just wait a few more days. If we win the battle of Jinshan Island, you will listen to me and go to Nutide City to seduce Qiu Yaoer. If we lose, I will listen to you and go to the third prince."
Xu Qianqian didn't speak.
Shen Lang said: "Xu Qianqian, you are a husband and wife, you don't even have this little trust in me, do you?"
Xu Qianqian didn't even trust this man's character.
Every hair on his body is yin and poisonous.
But Xu Qianqian trusted this man's abilities.
See how miserable she is? is the best example.
...
Mulan came back, she went to take a bath first, and then she came to see Shen Lang after smelling fragrant.
Shen Lang said: "My lady, is everything resolved?"
Mulan nodded and said, "All the pirates were killed, all the poisonous corpses were burned, and all the polluted wells were boiled with lime and sealed up."
Then, Mulan asked, "Where's that delicate ex-wife of yours?"
Shen Lang said: "Let's go."
Mulan said, "Gone? What did you do to him?"
Shen Lang said angrily: "Jin Mulan, do you still have some trust in me? Am I that kind of person? Besides, she hasn't bathed for two and a half days, and she's so rotten, can I still get off?"
Mulan stared at Shen Lang's face for a long time, kissed perfunctorily and said, "Okay, you are good."
Shen Lang is not happy now.
In front of a beautiful man like me, you are so absent-minded, what do you want to do, Jin Mulan?
"Husband, I want to kill Qiu Xiao." Mulan said: "This man has no humanity. If he succeeds this time, I don't know how many people in our fief will die. And I don't know how many poor women were killed by him. Ruin it and die with regret."
Shen Lang hugged Mulan's small waist and said softly: "Hurry up, hurry up. This man is a treasure, and he can't be killed yet. But I swear, we will kill him soon, and let him suffer the most. die."
Suddenly, I feel a little itchy nose.
Shen Lang couldn't help stretching out his hand towards his nose.
Mulan said: "Don't touch your nose, don't imitate Emperor Jiang Li, a husband is a husband, and you are the most outstanding man in the world, you are not allowed to imitate others."
Shen Lang said helplessly: "I, I just want to pick my nose, it's just a little itchy."
Mulan stretched out her little finger, and gently scratched the outside of Shen Lang's nose.
Then, she stuck out her little tongue and kissed him on the tip of his nose.
"Husband, is it still itchy?"
Shen Lang stood up and said, "I don't know why, but I feel itchy."
Next second!
Mulan twisted his arms and pressed the man on the chair with his grappling hand.
He patted the chair with the other hand, and said in a wailing voice, "It hurts, I beg for mercy, I beg for mercy. My lady, I was wrong, I was really wrong."
...
at dusk!
Zhang Chong, the prefect of Nujiang sent an invitation card, inviting Shen Lang to attend the banquet to welcome the fourth prince in the city lord's mansion.
Moreover, only Shen Lang was invited, and Mulan was not invited.
Shen Lang patted the invitation card in his hand and said with a smile, "Interesting, interesting."
Then, dressed in brocade attire and a golden crown, he rode a gorgeous carriage to the city lord's mansion for a banquet.
New clothes.
This set cost two hundred and thirty gold coins.
The previous set cost one hundred and ninety gold coins, but it has already been worn.
This time Master Lang was even more generous. He made five sets of clothes at once, from hairpins to shoes to belts. They were either precious jade or gold, and he didn't even bother to use silver.
His clothes alone are more expensive than father-in-law, mother-in-law, wife, and brother-in-law combined.
From him, it is impossible to see any financial crisis in Earl Xuanwu's Mansion.
...
Inside the Zhang family's old house!
Zhang Chong said: "Tonight's banquet, Miss Chi's will also be here, you can take this opportunity to have a look."
Miss Chi's family is Shu Tingyu's cousin. Her family is the king of spices in the country of Yue, rich as hell.
If nothing unexpected happened, this Miss Chi would become Zhang Jin's new fiancee.
"Yes." Zhang Jin said: "Father, why did you invite Shen Lang?"
Zhang Chong said: "Try the truth."
Zhang Jindao: "Is there still a need to test it? In this battle of Jinshan Island, the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion will undoubtedly lose, and the gods will not be able to save them. They lost all three battles, and there is no possibility of winning at all."
Zhang Chonghan said: "There is nothing infallible in this world. Remember to despise the enemy strategically and pay attention to it tactically. Even an enemy who is about to die must not be taken lightly."
"Yes!" Zhang Jin said.
Zhang Chong said: "You let Chunhua in."
After a while, Zhang Chunhua walked in gracefully.
Tonight, she is truly gorgeous and breathtaking.
Zhang Chong said: "Can we take down Shen Lang tonight?"
Without saying a word, Zhang Chunhua lifted up his skirt, stretched out his slender and charming right leg and stepped on the stool.
This pose is domineering and extremely hot.
Zhang Chong quickly closed his eyes, he really couldn't bear to watch such an eye-catching scene.
...
In a magnificent carriage.
The ones who came to the banquet were Shen Lang's other enemies, Zhu Lanting, the Viscount of Lanshan, and Zhu Wenhua, his life.
Once Zhu Wenhua was forced by Shen Lang to burn his "Dream of Mandarin Ducks", which was regarded as a great shame.
"Tonight, we will propose marriage to Governor Zhang Chong, and finalize your marriage with Zhang Chunhua." Viscount Zhu Lanting said.
Zhu Wenhua was ecstatic, but full of apprehension, and said, "Thank you father, I'm afraid Eunuch Zhang has other intentions."
Zhu Lanting said: "No, because someone will be a matchmaker for us tonight, someone Zhang Chong cannot refuse."
Zhu Wenhua said: "Who?"
Zhu Lanting said: "I wish Governor Rong."
I wish Wenhua great joy.
Governor Zhu Rong is Zhang Chong's benefactor. If he is a matchmaker, Zhang Chong's prefect must not dare to refuse.
Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "Be careful, don't give away the news. Governor Zhu Rong's matchmaking is a secret, and even Zhang Taishou doesn't know about it. You must catch him by surprise and cook the raw rice."
Zhu Wenhua was too excited.
Zhu Lanting said: "Also, don't only see beauties in your eyes. It is entirely for the benefit of the family that you are married to Zhang Chunhua. This time, the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is destined to be destroyed, and many people robbed the Jin family's body. Prefect Zhang Chong is the host Or, once we marry him, we will be able to bite off a large piece of flesh from the corpse of the Kim family."
"Yes." Zhu Wenhua tremblingly said: "Then Shen Lang, can you leave it to me to deal with it, I will definitely tear him into pieces, skin cramps."
Zhu Lanting shook his head and said: "There are too many people who want to skin him and have cramps, and it probably won't be our turn, but it should be okay for you to cut him a few times."
Zhu Wenhua said ferociously: "Then I will castrate him."
Zhu Lanting shook his head and said, "That knife probably won't be your turn."
Zhu Wenhua was stunned, Shen Lang must be so hated.
...
The big carriage that Shen Lang was riding in quickly entered Xuanwu City, which was already very close to the City Lord's Mansion.
Shen Lang warned himself.
You must be careful tonight, and you must not show your feet and let Zhang Chong reveal the truth.
That old fox is really cunning.
And at this moment.
Suddenly there is a burst of fragrance in the nose.
Then, a beautiful and charming figure got into his carriage.
A woman rode directly on his lap, her snake-like jade arms wrapped around Shen Lang's neck,
It was Zhang Chunhua, the vixen.
"Shen Lang, save me, save me!"
"Someone is going to ruin my lifelong happiness tonight, so take me and elope, and let's cook raw rice."
...
Note: The second update is here, and I will continue to write the third update.
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