History’s Strongest Husband

"Push up the price?" The fourth prince Ning Zhen said: "Shen Lang, you know that once you say this, all women in the world will regard you as an enemy. Is it your talent to make such despicable words? Just this one sentence If so, I should hold your mouth."

This is indeed extremely vulgar.

What is it?

It is the most unspoken part of a woman.

This is the real Xiasanlu.

Shen Lang smiled and said nothing.

Zhu Wenhua was gloating in his heart, seeing that you, Shen Lang, are still proud, the Fourth Highness has come to teach you in person.

Seeing it, Shen Lang secretly cursed at the idiot,

The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, is obviously adding fuel to the flames, emphasizing that the four words Shen Lang said are extremely vulgar, but they will spread.

Slang can also become an allusion.

There are many idioms in ancient times, which are said inadvertently, and then spread widely, becoming allusions and idioms.

The four words Shen Lang said are too vulgar, and they will definitely be praised by people in the market.

In this way, Zhu Wenhua will become synonymous with dog licking, and Zhang Chunhua will become synonymous with cheap.

That's why Zhang Chunhua was so angry.

May I ask at this time, why did Governor Zhu Rong come to mix in this muddy water?

Could it be that he also wants to be a character in this vulgar allusion?

He wished the governor to be a famous minister of a generation, how could he be involved in such a stinking thing.

If he was a matchmaker for Zhu Wenhua, wouldn't he also become one of the people driving up the price?

Besides, the fourth prince has already opened his mouth to add fuel to the flames, so let's let it go as a matchmaker.

Zhu Wenhua still didn't realize it, and said to Shen Lang: "You think I can't do a good poem, everyone here, please write a poem for Miss Zhang Chunhua, I want to see how outstanding it is, how humble it is? "

What a low-level method.

Zhu Wenhua is still a typical dog-licking thinking.

If Shen Lang's poem is full of Zhang Chunhua, it seems that I wish Wenhua is especially kind to Miss Zhang? Look, Shen Lang actually wrote poems to scold you.

If Shen Lang's poem elevates Zhang Chunhua, then you, Shen Lang, are also a licking dog.

Shen Lang laughed and said, "Speaking of which, I really have a poem here."

Zhang Chunhua's ears perked up.

She didn't care about Zhu Wenhua's poems, she didn't care, and she felt disgusted after listening to them.

As for Shen Lang's poems, she was really looking forward to them, even if they were obscene poems, she was excited to hear them.

Because, this is a talented scumbag.

Shen Lang said: "But this poem is not for Miss Zhang Chunhua, but for Miss Chi Yu."

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Chunhua directly broke the chopsticks, Shen Lang, I will kill you one day.

Chi Yu, who was like Lin Daiyu, couldn't help being stunned, and said: "But, I don't know Mr. Shen."

She is the daughter of a businessman, and she doesn't appreciate a man like Shen Lang. What she appreciates is a man like Zhang Jin who can make great achievements, so of course she has to get rid of any relationship that may cause misunderstanding.

Shen Lang said: "Although Miss Chi doesn't know me, I have been in love with you for a long time."

Another long-time friend.

Chi Yu still had a smile on his face, but his heart was already filled with coldness.

Because Shen Lang was teasing her.

I, Chi Yu, still look down on you, Shen Lang, a lowly and humble civilian child with a little talent.

This is really the commonality of businessmen, who are all keen to pursue power.

On the contrary, a powerful daughter like Jin Mulan pays more attention to a man's appearance and talent.

Really make up for what is lacking, such as Jin Mucong's name.

Zhang Chunhua said: "Mr. Shen's poems,

I really want to hear that Sister Chi is beautiful and intelligent, she is like a person who descended from the sky, no matter how much she praises her, she can't be exaggerated. "

Shen Lang said: "The name of this poem is "Giving Chi Yu"."

Everyone's ears pricked up, and their hearts were contemptuous.

This is not the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion. Any poems written for women, no matter whether they praise or belittle, are not popular.

Zhu Wenhua is even more disdainful, what's the use of you Shen Lang kneeling and licking Chi Yu? She wants to marry Zhang Jin, so she can't look down on common people like you.

Chi Yu, like Lin Daiyu, lowered his head, neither listening nor resisting, appearing calm and calm.

Shen Lang read:

Xu Jiaqiugui's visit to a wealthy family

Zhang Jun has talent but no sincerity

Poor midnight fright

Not seeing Qianqian, seeing ghost

As soon as this poem came out, Zhang Jin's expression changed immediately.

This poem is obviously for Chi Yu, but it is actually satirizing Zhang Jin for setting fire to kill his wife.

It is said that Xu Guangyun found Zhang Chong, a powerful family, to marry for wealth, but Zhang Jin is talented but not virtuous. Xu Guangyun's move not only did not bring wealth to the family, but caused the disaster of destroying the family.

This poem is really well written.

Especially the last sentence, not seeing Qianqian, seeing ghosts and gods, saying that Xu Qianqian has become a dead soul.

Don't you, Chi Yu, want to marry Zhang Jin? Look at the tragedy of your predecessor Xu Qianqian.

Governor Zhu Rong looked at Shen Lang for the first time.

He also knew that there was a book "Boundless Wind and Moon", and he also knew that Shen Lang had quick wit.

After meeting him for real, I discovered his talent in poetry and prose, which is really amazing.

The key point is that Shen Lang is not writing poetry to show off, but using it as a weapon.

The audience was silent and no one was discussing.

And Chi Yu's face was finally not so calm, but a little deserted.

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After that, it took a long time for the atmosphere of the banquet to recover.

When Zhu Wenhua saw that the governor hadn't come forward to be a matchmaker for a long time, he knew in his heart that today's proposal was a futile affair, and he felt even more hatred towards Shen Lang.

And Viscount Zhu Lanting was even more angry.

Bad people and good deeds are like killing parents.

My son, Zhu Wenhua marrying Zhang Chunhua, what does it matter to you, Shen Lang? Why do you want to stand in the way?

Originally, Zhu Lanting didn't want to use such a drastic method, but now you Shen Lang forced me.

Gritting his teeth suddenly, he hesitated for a moment, then Viscount Zhu Lanting stood up and said, "Your Highness, I have something to report."

The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, was stunned and said, "Lanshan, please tell me."

Calling him by his title is also a kind of intimacy.

Zhu Lanting said: "Shen Lang once wrote a book "The Boundless Wind and Moon of Jin X Mei."

Everyone knows this and has seen it.

so what?

Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "In this book, Ximen Qing has a concubine named Li Ping'er, and I happened to know that Your Highness Fourth Highness also has a concubine named Ping'er in her natal family. The book is degrading you, Your Highness, and your concubine. In the book "Boundless Wind and Moon", the eunuch Hua abused Li Ping'er with a bell, causing her to suffer from gynecological uterine bleeding. How disrespectful it is ? Your highness, please come down."

As soon as these words came out, Shen Lang cursed in his heart,

What a mother, Zhu Lanting.

Ghosts know that Ningzhen's concubine was named Ping'er when she was a child.

If this is all a crime, the writers of the world will die that day.

The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, couldn't help frowning unhappily.

Immediately afterwards, Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "The businessman who printed this book, Deng Xian, is also guilty. I have already arrested this person."

This Deng Xian is the brother of the concubine of the prefect of Yangwu County, and he also has a backer, so Zhu Lanting didn't just arrest him if he wanted to.

But now that Zhu Lanting directly pulled the fourth prince over, the prefect of Yangwu County didn't dare to stop him. Although he didn't get along with Zhang Chong, he still belonged to the prince's family. The fourth prince was the prince's right-hand man, so of course he couldn't offend him.

Therefore, disaster fell from the sky for Deng Xian, the master of spring painting, and he was arrested, which really brought disaster to Chi Yu.

Soon the wretched Deng Xian was brought in. His hands were tied with ropes and his body was wounded. He had obviously been beaten, which was particularly miserable.

After entering, Zhu Wenhua stepped forward and kicked Deng Xian to kneel down.

When Deng Xian saw Shen Lang, he immediately begged as if he saw a savior, "Young Master Shen, save me!"

The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, was also very unhappy.

What is Zhu Lanting looking for? What trouble.

Haven't I read the book "The Boundless Wind and Moon of Jin x Mei"?

Don't I know that Ximen Qing has a concubine named Li Ping'er?

I pretend I don't know, what are you picking on?

This is definitely not because the fourth prince, Ningzhen, is tolerant and magnanimous, but because the Yue Kingdom is rarely convicted for words, but for writing.

Grab some words in the enemy's articles and attack them to death. This will lead to the text/word/prison, and will make all scholars panic.

He, Ning Zhen, could not afford such a responsibility.

The key is this little concubine, he was only accepted a month ago, and Shen Lang is not a god, so he will know her nickname is Ping'er.

Didn't Li Wenzheng suffer enough from the four words "Tianzhu Jinjun" hidden in Shen Lang's book before?

But now that Viscount Zhu Lanting has exposed this matter, he can't ignore it and punish him.

If he denies it, some people will feel that Ning Zhen is weak and can be bullied, and his concubine is indifferent to being humiliated by others.

It's not that Zhu Lanting didn't know this, so at first he didn't plan to take this matter out to attack Shen Lang, otherwise it would make the fourth prince unhappy.

But now, he couldn't bear it anymore.

You Shen Lang spoiled me first, so don't blame me for being despicable.

However, Zhu Lanting also knew that this matter alone could not do anything to Shen Lang.

Before the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion was destroyed, Shen Lang would be fine no matter how he behaved.

Everyone is waiting for the Jin family to perish, so don't make extra troubles. If you killed Shen Lang, Uncle Xuanwu took the opportunity to say that we are no match for the Jinshan Island dispute.

So Shen Lang must die, but not now!

But if Deng Xian could be killed, it would be regarded as a severe slap in the face of Shen Lang.

Deng Xian published a book for you, Shen Lang, but now he died because of you. Are you guilty of Shen Lang? He can't even keep his lackeys.

The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, really didn't want to take over this situation, but even for the sake of face, he wanted to punish Deng Xian, the unlucky guy.

He decided to just hit twenty or thirty sticks and forget it.

On the one hand, he was slightly punished, and on the other hand, he did not appear to be mean and narrow-minded.

So, he is going to order Deng Xian to be punished.

At this moment, Zhang Chong suddenly smiled and said: "Your Highness, it's okay to say that there is something wrong with this matter, or that it's right, but I have an idea."

Ning Zhen said, "Prefect Zhang, please tell me."

Zhang Chong said: "Shen Lang, aren't you talented and good at composing poems? You are limited to writing a poem to defend Deng Xian before he is dragged out. As long as the poem is well written and wonderful, Deng Xian will be innocent. How about it?"

The fourth prince Ning Zhen was puzzled, why did Zhang Chong do this?

Zhang Chong continued: "Of course, this poem is not only to defend Deng Xian, but also to express your feelings about the situation of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion. After all, the battle for Jinshan Island is just around the corner, and the moment to decide the fate of the Jin family is coming. You should be touched."

Shen Lang was alert immediately.

Zhang Chong is trying to test the truth.

Everyone felt that the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion would lose in the battle for Jinshan Island.

Zhang Chong also thinks so.

But if you know yourself and the enemy, you can win every battle.

Poetry is born from the heart and can reflect a person's emotions.

Especially in such an eagerness, it is even more difficult to carve out carefully, it can only come from the heart.

Therefore, Zhang Chong wanted to detect Shen Lang's true inner thoughts through poetry.

Ning Zhen immediately understood Zhang Chong's thoughts, nodded and said: "Okay, that's the way, and it's also an elegant thing, isn't it? But the ugly words come first, if Shen Lang's poem is not well done, Mr. Deng The crime is one more class, and the punishment is fifty."

If you hit with fifty sticks, you will die.

If Deng Xian was beaten to death for publishing Shen Lang's book, how could he bear it?

Therefore, this poem must be done extremely well and be able to amaze everyone.

And any good poem is not crafted, but the emotion from the heart.

So this poem must portray Shen Lang's love and pessimism for the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion.

This will make Zhang Chong and others more firm in their judgment that the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion will lose in the battle for Jinshan Island.

Because even Shen Lang, a core member of the Earl's Mansion, is so desperate and helpless.

Zhang Chonghan said in a cold voice, "Drag Deng Xian out, give him fifty sticks, and kill him."

Several warriors came in and directly dragged Deng Xian out.

Deng Xian shouted in fear: "Master Shen, save me, save me..."

Once Deng Xian was dragged out of the threshold and Shen Lang didn't write this good pleading poem, it would be considered a loss and Deng Xian would be beaten to death.

Time is pressing.

There is no way to think about it.

In just a few seconds, Mr. Deng would soon be dragged over the threshold and beaten to death.

"Master Shen, save me, save me!"

Shen Lang stood up abruptly and said, "Slow down!"

Zhang Chong said: "But do you have a poem in your heart? Then read it out. If you do well, Deng Xian will be released without charge. If you don't do well, Deng Xian will suffer."

Shen Lang was sad.

Glancing at the lights in the hall, at this time of evening, the sky had not yet completely darkened, so the candles were not too bright.

The sun is setting outside, and the scenery is extremely beautiful, but it is a pity that night will soon fall.

With his poem, he read in a mournful voice:

The lights are off in the middle of the night

Alone

Magnificent sunset

Just falling into dusk.

After the poem was read, the audience was silent!

Zhang Chunhua's liver almost trembled, such a man is really...fascinating.

Zhang Chong, Governor Zhu Rong, and Prince Ningzhen looked at each other.

Shen Lang's talent in poetry is really... amazing.

It's even unimaginable.

This poem is really a classic.

At least none of the people present could do it.

First of all, Deng Xian should be exonerated in the poem.

The third character of each sentence in this poem is: lamp, present, nothing, falling.

This is a homonym, Deng Xian is innocent!

It is not difficult to hide these four characters into the poem, the key is to conform to the artistic conception.

Just look at the situation.

Because it was getting dark in the evening, candles should be lit.

But before nightfall, the candles seemed dim.

So the first sentence, the lights are not on in the middle of the night, seems particularly appropriate.

The second sentence is a grand banquet alone.

Everyone present is Shen Lang's enemy, so it is not an exaggeration to call it a Hongmen Banquet.

The first two sentences are nothing, but the last two sentences are really amazing.

The setting sun is infinitely good, it just falls into dusk.

This expresses Shen Lang's boundless love for Earl Xuanwu's Mansion, but he expresses pessimism and despair for the future of the Jin family.

The sun is setting and no one can save it.

This is like the destruction of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is the general trend, no one can bring it back, and Shen Langzhi's talent is powerless.

The key is that the sky outside at this time is the setting sun.

With this feeling, this scene, this heart, this feeling, the whole poem is full of pessimism and desolation.

Such a sentence is rare in a century. It's really an article made by nature, and it's a skill that happens by chance.

It is really sighing and shocking.

Shen Lang knew that if he saw a good deal, he would accept it, so as not to go too far.

The task of today's banquet is completed, don't reveal any falsehoods, and continue to make the enemy feel that the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is doomed.

Only in this way can the enemy be dealt a fatal blow when the battle for Jinshan Island is won.

So Shen Lang had a sad face and said in a sad voice.

"Lang Ou feels unwell, so I'm leaving. See you on the battlefield in four days."

"At that time, I will live or die in the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion, but it depends on God's will, but the way of heaven is so unfair!"

Then, he got up and staggered away, alone, decrepit and lonely, as if heralding the end of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion.

But there is only one sentence in Shen Lang's heart: Four days later, let's see how the young master can cripple you.

Zhu Lanting and Zhu Wenhua counted your fate, you will not die today. After the Jinshan Island dispute, if I don't kill you, I will be your mother's day.

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Note: The first update was sent, this time it was written later, it was seven o'clock in the morning, and I don't know how many brain cells died in this chapter.

After taking the medicine, I went to sleep for a few hours, got up and continued to code, asking for support and encouragement.