History’s Strongest Husband

How to take revenge on a woman like Xue Li?

First of all, it is impossible for the sun to fall, and the consequences are too serious.

It is even more impossible to kill.

Get her sick?

No way!

It was so vicious.

Don't look at her angrily coming to withdraw the engagement, but at least she and the Earl of Xuanwu's mansion are not in a life-or-death relationship.

This girl is not guilty of death.

The key point is that she is the adoptive daughter of Concubine Zhong after all, if she were to die, the Earl of Xuanwu's House would not be able to bear such a responsibility.

Such a revenge is needed.

It made her very miserable, and for a while her life was worse than death.

But there is no danger of life at all.

Moreover, it is full of unspeakable secrets, and I dare not make it public at all, and I dare not even let anyone else know.

Soon, Shen Lang had an idea.

He couldn't help asking himself, would it be too poisonous?

At this time Xue Li walked into the courtyard and glanced at Shen Lang.

Just this one glance made Shen Lang very angry.

Because, she really looked at the air like looking at ants.

Depend on!

I, Shen Lang, are so handsome, yet you look at me with such eyes?

Even if other aristocratic women look down on my identity as a son-in-law, they are also very excited when they see me, their hearts beat like a rabbit, and their faces are red.

It can be seen from this that this woman really has a sweetheart, and she is the kind of sweetheart who loves to the extreme.

This kind of love made her turn a blind eye to a handsome man like Shen Lang.

"You are Shen Lang?" Xue Li said.

Shen Lang bowed and said, "Meet Miss Xue.

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"Don't do this." Xue Li said: "You are just a little son-in-law, and your status is higher than that of a servant. You are not qualified to salute me like this."

Then, Xue Li picked up the silk handkerchief to cover half of his face.

"Drop your eyes, a person like you is not qualified to look at me."

Now Shen Lang was really a little astonished.

Such an arrogant and domineering woman?

What a rare sight.

"I've heard your name many times, and I thought it was so great, but now I'm really disappointed." Xue Li said disdainfully: "It's just a little boy who doesn't look good or useless, look at your face, listen to your breathing, I'm afraid it's a Trash, Jin Mulan is really depraved. Even if she can't find a man like Chong Lang, she won't pick a trash like you."

Damn, this girl's mouth is really poisonous, even more poisonous than Shen Lang.

It seems that she is already very polite in the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion.

Shen Lang had met Princess Ning Luo before, so she was generous and courteous.

This Xue Li is just the daughter of an earl, so arrogant, how spoiled is she by the Zhong family and the concubine Chong?

"Get out, get out..." Xue Li waved his hand, like chasing away flies, "Take your dog and go out together."

Sword King Li Qianqiu raised his head.

The dog in your mouth, is it me?

A murderous intent flashed across his eyes.

Not because of being called a dog.

It's because the girl in front of me looks familiar, she looks a bit like Xue Xue.

Of course they do, because they are cousins.

The sword king Li Qianqiu is now a grand master, but he doesn't really care about other people's humiliation.

But Xue Xue's hatred for poisoning his wife, he will never let go of it.

He will never forgive that heartless girl who trampled on his relationship with his wife.

They completely regarded that girl as their own daughter and regarded it as a treasure.

In the end, she was so vicious that she not only stole the sword manual, but also poisoned his wife.

Li Qianqiu will never get over this hurdle.

Shen Lang said: "Groom, let's go."

"Yes." The Sword King was very cooperative, bent over and walked behind Shen Lang, as if he were a real groom.

How humble is that attitude.

Before leaving, Shen Lang quickly glanced at Xue Li's waist with X-ray.

It's not hooliganism.

His is an X-ray, not a perspective eye, and he can't see anything.

He just decided on the style of the underpants.

After entering the yard, Xue Li covered his nose, as if the air Shen Lang had breathed was poisonous.

"Which room does that humble son-in-law live in? Seal it up for me."

"Change all the things in it for me, the quilt, the bed sheet, and the mosquito net."

"Put on a new carpet. I'm only used to stepping on the camel hair carpet from the farmer's house."

"All the chairs, all covered with silk, and then covered with camel's hair cushions."

"All the bathtubs and washbasins are replaced, and the original ones are thrown away."

Originally, the officials in this official post still wanted to flatter, after all, she was the adopted daughter of the concubine Chong.

But hearing this, he quickly backed out.

never mind!

With such a woman whose eyes are higher than her waist, she will be unhappy if you want to flatter her, because she thinks you are too humble to be flattering to her.

Even, it is wrong for you to breathe the air of the same yard as her.

Such extravagant behavior is really unseen and unheard of!

Even the Governor-General doesn't have such a luxury.

…………………

Shen Lang found an inn in desperation.

However, Sword King Li Qianqiu felt more comfortable, and finally he could sleep comfortably on the bed.

Only this kind of hard and simple room can make people feel safe.

At this time, Shen Lang in another room took out dozens of bottles from the package.

Picked up one and put it down.

Picked up one and put it down again.

Every time Lord Lang goes out, he is very well prepared. Gold coins, clothes, facial mask, soap and so on are all necessary.

But the most important thing is his dozens of bottles of treasure.

It contains the strongest hallucinogens, sulfuric acid, viruses and so on.

There is no way to do it, the heart of guarding against others is indispensable, and the heart of harming others is indispensable. So every time Shen Lang goes out, he has to bring these things with him, what if they will be used someday? You may encounter some kind of enemy in your life.

But the contents of this bottle are too vicious.

Xue Li, a girl, deserves to die.

After choosing for a long time, Shen Lang finally picked out a bottle.

This thing is good, this thing is good!

This was extracted by Shen Lang from an unknown plant.

The roots and leaves of this plant are covered with dense knots, like toads.

And this leaf is poisonous, even touching a little bit is terrible.

Countless small blisters will grow where it touches, one crop after another.

Very itchy.

I can't wait to uncover that layer of meat.

And it's almost not easy to use medicine, you must wait until the cycle of this poison is over.

For ten full days.

And its ending is also kind of creepy.

That layer of skin will scab over, and the last whole layer of skin will be peeled off, and the new tender skin will grow inside.

There will be no scars and no life threatening.

But that process was really painful.

Shen Lang didn't know the name of this plant.

Well, in fact, I don't know the name of this plant. I know what it's called in local dialect, but I don't know its scientific name.

But its power is real, don't ask me why I know, I dyed it twice as a kid.

Then, Shen Lang took out a pen, and based on his memory just now, he drew the style of a pair of silk trousers.

It's exactly the same style as Xue Li's.

Even the pattern of mandarin ducks on the silk is perfectly drawn.

What is obscenity/pants, that is, ancient underpants, worn next to the body.

Then, Shen Lang went out and came to the largest silk shop.

I found the same silk, and then gave a large sum of money, so that the adults in the silk shop rushed to make a pair of silk panties.

It was finished in less than half an hour, almost exactly the same as Xue Li's.

After returning to the inn, Shen Lang applied that unknown plant poison to the crotch of the silk panties.

He wore gloves the whole time.

It will be troublesome if it gets stained, the hands are full of poisonous rash and blisters, and it will take at least ten days to fade away.

After applying it, Shen Lang washed it off with clean water.

Of course, the surface is only washed off, and the poison of this plant juice only needs a little bit to be very powerful.

Then came Shen Lang to dry the obscene trousers with a fan.

Finally, I took out the rose essence and evenly sprinkled it on the silk panties.

After all this was done, Shen Lang knocked on the door of Sword King Li Qianqiu.

"Senior Sword King, did you say you owe me a favor? Otherwise, you should pay it back now!"

...

After hearing Shen Lang's request, Sword King Li Qianqiu couldn't help being stunned.

Is the favor of my sword king so worthless?

This is a golden promise.

Even if you ask me to travel thousands of miles to kill and save people, I will agree.

My promise can even save your life at critical moments.

And now, you actually want to exchange my favor for a pair of women's silk pants?

And I, the majestic sword king, actually did such a thing?

Shen Lang said: "I'm really sorry, I really don't know martial arts, otherwise I would go by myself. The key is that Xue Li is surrounded by a cloud of masters, more than a hundred warriors, who want to do this great thing. Before you know it, it must be done by yourself, the great master?"

Li Qianqiu was astonished, is the great master so worthless?

Want to secretly change a woman's pants?

Shen Lang said: "Of course it's okay if you don't agree. I am willing to follow you thousands of miles south. You don't have to feel that you owe me favors. I will try my best to save your wife in the future. You must not have any psychological burden .”

Li Qianqiu was even more speechless.

You have said so, can I have no psychological burden?

In order to help you, Shen Lang traveled all the way south without saying a word.

And also promised to help the lady detoxify in the future.

Originally Li Qianqiu had no hope for Shen Lang's detoxification, but now he feels very hopeful.

Because of such a poisonous poison, probably only someone as poisonous as Shen Lang can hope to cure it.

Shen Lang said: "Senior Sword King, this Xue Li is Xue Xue's younger sister. She should have just come out of my house and divorced my brother-in-law. It doesn't matter that he humiliated me, but the key point is that he stepped on the dignity of my father-in-law's family. .”

Sword King Li Qianqiu still did not speak.

Shen Lang said: "I know, your majestic grand master, doing this kind of thing will indeed lower your style, but... After all, no one knows, right?"

Sword King Li Qianqiu said: "A person like me who comes from a humble background, how can he have any style."

Shen Lang said: "The women of the Xue family are very vicious and need to be taught a lesson."

Sword King Li Qianqiu saw Shen Lang pouring sulfuric acid into Viscount Zhu Lanting's mouth with his own eyes, so he couldn't help asking: "This girl, Xue Li, is not worthy of death."

"It won't die, and it won't even be life-threatening." Shen Lang said: "It's just a small lesson for her, so that she won't dare to be so defiant from now on."

Sword King Li Qianqiu still did not agree.

Shen Lang sighed and said: "Forget it, I won't force others to make things difficult for me anymore, I'll go by myself!"

Then, Shen Lang walked outside.

go by yourself?

He was beaten to death before he even walked in the door.

Sword King Li Qianqiu sighed.

He took Shen Lang's gloves and put them on, then took the pair of silk trousers, touched his feet, and the whole person flew out like a swallow, and disappeared without a trace after a while.

When Shen Lang saw it, he was so envious!

well?

Practicing martial arts is still beneficial. With such lightness skills, what kind of woman can't get in through my window?

Is there any woman I can't steal?

In less than half an hour, Sword King Li Qianqiu came back.

He did it with ease.

Because Xue Li had just finished taking a bath, and his clothes were drying outside, naturally including the pair of silk panties.

The Sword King silently replaced it with plant poison pants.

After returning, the Sword King directly stuffed a pair of silk trousers into Shen Lang's hands, which of course were changed by Xue Ligang.

The Sword King went back to his own room without saying a word.

He has decided.

Tomorrow, after sending Shen Lang to Earl Xuanwu's Mansion, he will leave immediately without staying for a quarter of an hour.

Let's talk less in the future.

Otherwise, Li Qianqiu will not be able to sleep every day in the future.

In fact, Sword King Li Qianqiu did not fall asleep that night.

Because a picture kept appearing in his mind, and he was awakened by the nightmare.

He dreamed that his wife slapped him hard across the face.

"Li Qianqiu, you bastard, you can do such a scandal, I want to make peace with you!"

In the dream, Senior Sword King was scared out of his wits.

Shen Lang dried the wet silk trousers with fire, and folded them carefully.

He planned to give Jin Mucong as a gift.

…………

That night!

A fleet left the wharf of Furious Tide City and headed towards Jinshan Island.

The pirate king Qiu Tianwei personally led an army of 5,000 to seize Jinshan Island!

The second move of Shen Lang's strategy, the key move is over.

…………

Early the next morning!

Xu Qianqian was woken up early.

Then they wash up collectively, and after breakfast, they return to their work stations.

Clean the yard!

When a leaf falls.

Immediately, ten beautiful women rushed up and snatched them with brooms.

Xu Qianqian had a sore back and a sore back. He had never slept in a Datong bunk before, and he had never been covered with such a hard quilt.

I came to Raging Tide City as a female spy, to lurk beside Qiu Yaoer and become a confidant.

It's not here to sweep the floor.

Couldn't even sweep the floor.

However, she couldn't find a chance at all.

Ever since Fabian came to sweep the floor, she couldn't even see Qiu Yaoer's face.

She is three levels away from Qiu Yao'er.

The chief maid in charge of this courtyard, the chief maid in charge of the castle, Qiu Yaoer's personal maid.

Usually she can't even please Qiu Yaoer's personal maid, let alone Qiu Yaoer herself.

The class gap is too great.

If Shen Lang found out, wouldn't he die laughing.

……………

Early the next morning!

Sword King Li Qianqiu drove Shen Lang away from Nujiang County and returned to Xuanwu City.

Walk on the official road.

Suddenly, there was a loud sound of hoofbeats from behind.

More than a hundred elite knights came galloping with astonishing momentum, and the whole ground trembled slightly.

It was still the knights who escorted Xue Li.

"Good dogs don't get in the way, get out of here!"

A woman's voice sounded, not Xue Li herself, but the female guard beside her.

Shen Lang was startled, this road is going to Xuanwu City.

Shouldn't Xue Li have already been there?

And this official road is quite wide, even a carriage of mine can't block it.

Before Shen Lang could speak, Sword King Li Qianqiu immediately drove the carriage to the side of the official road and bowed slightly.

Xue Li rode a thousand-mile horse, leading hundreds of knights, and walked away in a haughty manner.

Let Shen Lang eat a nose of ashes.

Bah, bah, bah!

He was curious, did Xue Li really go to Xuanwu City?

Sword King Li Qianqiu drove on the road again.

But after a while, Xue Li's team of knights rushed forward again.

"A good dog is wrong, get out!"

Xue Li's personal female guard shouted again.

You are fucking sick.

Just passed, and now come back?

Shen Lang understands!

This Xue Li had indeed been to Earl Xuanwu's mansion long ago, and she would never go this way when she returned home.

The reason why she ran back and forth twice was to humiliate Shen Lang.

Just to say that those two good dogs don't get in the way, just to make Shen Lang's carriage humble by the side of the road.

Amazing!

How did such a domineering woman survive till now?

People like the sword king Li Qianqiu couldn't bear it anymore, and they were relieved a lot of what they did last night.

The wicked need to be grinded by the wicked.

Again he yielded the carriage to the side of the road.

Once again, Xue Li led more than a hundred cavalry and marched away.

"You mean son-in-law, if you wink at me, I'll spare you for now."

This time Xue Li really left, and led the cavalry to the capital from the side road.

…………

When Shen Lang returned to Earl Xuanwu's Mansion, Sword King Li Qianqiu did not even drink a cup of tea, so he left immediately and headed south.

Moreover, the footsteps seemed very urgent.

This made Shen Lang feel guilty.

Shen Lang, who returned to the Earl's Mansion, immediately heard a shocking news.

The pirate king Qiu Tianwei sent five thousand troops to Jinshan Island.

Shen Lang was overjoyed!

The crucial move finally fell!

"Father-in-law, hurry up and lead two thousand soldiers to Jinshan Island."

"Remember, you have to pretend to be seizing the island, but don't really fight."

Next, the Wangya Island strategy should start!

I don't know how Xu Qianqian's progress is?

Now that the strategic situation has made critical progress, Xu Qianqian should hurry up.

Her role is quite crucial.

After getting to know Qiu Yao'er thoroughly, Shen Lang concluded that if Qiu Yao'er could not be taken down, it would be very difficult to succeed in the Fury Tide City strategy.

Xu Qianqian, don't let me down!

If you fail, then maybe I will have to play in person, don't do it, I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to take risks yet.

………………

Xue Li hurried back to the capital.

Every night, you have to live in the best room in the official post, and drive out all the other people in the yard.

She has a lot of clothes, so the special pair of pants that Shen Lang prepared for him has never been put on.

Until the third day!

After she took a shower, she finally changed into this one.

Then, go to bed beautifully!

night!

She had a dream, a very embarrassing dream.

"Chang Lang, you hate it, don't, don't..."

Then, she woke up.

It was unbearably itchy to find out that it was not a dream.

Can't help but lift the quilt to have a look.

Suddenly, he let out a cry.

Because, her most vulnerable place is covered with dense vesicular rash.

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Note: The third update is here, it's past twelve o'clock! Update 16,000 today, begging for support!