History’s Strongest Husband

Actually, Qiu Xiao didn't feel any pain at all.

Moreover, his perception at this time is relatively numb, and the reason why he howled miserably is entirely due to instinct.

This is his real lifeblood.

This is his second life.

This thing brought him infinite joy, and also conquered and harmed countless women.

At this time, even the root was cut off.

The panic and emptiness couldn't be suppressed at all, so he screamed out.

But after Shen Lang looked down, he frowned suddenly.

Damn, what a donkey.

For that alone, you deserve to be castrated. What are you trying to do, pull up the man average?

Qiu Xiao's scream was like a signal.

The more than a hundred elite pirates he brought outside drew their swords violently, and then rushed in frantically.

Uncle Xuanwu didn't need Shen Lang's order, and immediately put his sword across Qiu Xiao's neck.

Shen Lang quickly tore off the clothes of the woman next to him, and put them under Qiu Xiao's waist to cover his castration scars.

"Bang bang bang bang..."

A moment later, the door was slammed open.

The pirate masters under Qiu Xiao's command rushed in.

At the same time, masters from the Earl's House of Xuanwu also poured in.

Uncle Xuanwu said: "Your young master is in my hands, if he dares to take half a step forward, his head will fall to the ground."

Shen Lang whispered in Qiu Xiao's ear, "Let your people back down."

The hallucinogen in Qiu Xiao's body had completely exploded, and he seemed to be in a cloud nine, and he couldn't even hear Shen Lang's words clearly.

Shen Lang whispered in his ear: "Back off."

Qiu Xiao also shouted: "Back off!"

Shen Lang said: "Get out.

"

Qiu Xiao also followed suit: "Get out."

These pirate masters looked at each other a few times, and then slowly exited the house, but they were still pressing closely.

The young master's martial arts are so high, how could he become a hostage?

But at this time, you must not act rashly. If the young master dies in the hands of the Jin family, the pirates will surely die too, and the Pirate King will not let them go.

"You release the young master immediately, otherwise when the king's pirate army arrives, they will kill you all."

One of the pirates noticed that Qiu Xiao's leg was bleeding, and immediately exclaimed: "What did you do to the young master?"

Wait until all pirate masters exit the house.

"Bang bang bang bang..."

The door of the house was closed again.

However, Jin Shiying had already led a group of masters, and they all poured into the hall, blocking Shen Lang and Earl Jin Zhuo for protection.

"shoot!"

One order.

Out in the dark.

Thousands of archers shot wildly.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

Arrows rained down.

Three thousand people shoot arrows at more than one hundred people.

And you don't need to aim, and you don't have to be careful to shoot your own people.

Because the master of the Earl of Xuanwu's mansion has already retreated into the house.

"Ah... ah... ah..."

These more than a hundred pirate masters let out shrill screams.

Some of them slammed on the door desperately, trying to rush in.

The other part frantically wants to break out and kill into the darkness.

But after all, they are only elite masters, not the ultimate masters of martial arts.

How could more than 100 people beat more than 3,000 people?

In just a short time, the more than one hundred people were killed completely.

………………

In the barracks below the mountain.

More than 2,000 pirates were still gorging on meat and drinking, mocking Shen Lang crazily.

"Do you think Shen Lang has sold his ass now?"

"Maybe the young master is enjoying it."

"Listen, there is the sound of fighting on the mountain."

Many pirates rushed out of the house to have a look.

Sure enough, there was the sound of fighting on the mountain.

"Not good, the young master is attending the banquet at the house on the mountain."

"Is Uncle Xuanwu crazy? They dare to take the initiative to fight against you?"

"Aren't they afraid that the king will kill the Jin family?"

As a result, more than two thousand pirates took out their weapons one after another and headed towards the mountain to kill.

"Save the young master, save the young master!"

"Kill, kill, kill all the lackeys of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion!"

This group of pirates was drunk, without any rules, and without any fear, they just rushed towards the mountain without a leader.

The house where Shen Lang invited Qiu Xiao to the banquet was halfway up the mountain, and the mountain was relatively steep.

There is only one road up from the foot of the mountain. Although it is relatively wide, it can't accommodate two thousand people. Suddenly, these pirates are completely crowded together.

"Array, array!"

shouted the pirate chiefs.

The two thousand pirates began to line up.

"Boom boom boom boom..."

At this time, countless rolling logs and boulders rolled down from the mountain.

For a time, many pirates turned their backs.

"Scatter, scatter..."

"Scatter separately, climb up, and meet at the mountainside."

The pirate chiefs immediately changed tack.

It has to be said that these leaders are still very experienced.

Moreover, these pirates were also very brave. After dozens of people were killed by rolling stones and logs, they were not afraid.

After hearing the order, more than 2,000 people dispersed directly, and climbed up the mountain instead of taking the main road.

Although they are undisciplined and free and undisciplined, individual pirates are still very effective in combat.

After all, this is Qiu Xiao's direct lineage, so the subordinates will be like the master. Qiu Xiao is domineering and ruthless, and does not follow any rules, and so are the pirates under his command. If it were replaced by Qiu Tianwei's elite, they would be no different from the regular army, and even braver.

But this group of pirates is really strong. They climb such a steep cliff so quickly, as if walking on flat ground.

See these pirates smear and climb up.

Jin Shiying led 3000 troops to fight.

"Rolling Stones, Rolling Stones."

"Rolling log!"

"Archery!"

"We can't let these pirates rush up, and we can't disturb the Earl."

The warriors of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion immediately built a defense line.

If you can't see clearly at night, you shoot arrows all over the sky.

"Whoosh whoosh..."

Arrows rained down in bursts.

Countless rolling stones and rolling logs fell crazily.

In the darkness, countless pirates died tragically.

Don't see the person, just listen to the voice.

Fighting at night is really not done by humans.

Shen Lang originally thought that this battle could be easily won.

After all, these pirates are leaderless and drunk.

The army of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion waited for work with ease, and was condescending.

But I didn't expect this group of pirates to be so tough, they were rushed up in groups, and they climbed up along the cliff, and then rushed into the army formation to fight and kill.

Their fighting power is really amazing.

A moment later, there were casualties in the army of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion.

The earl's face is ashen, the situation of his own army is not good. Usually when performing martial arts, they are obviously very elite. Why did such a situation happen when they actually fought?

Nearly 1,000 pirates and 3,000 Jin family troops fought together in full swing.

"Ouch! Stomach hurts, stomach hurts!"

"Ah, shit, shit..."

Suddenly, the group of pirates screamed and squatted down covering their stomachs.

Obviously, Shen Lang sent someone to pour laxatives into the wine.

Shen Lang is very careful, most of the drinks do not contain laxatives. Because the food and drinks that this group of people robbed had to be tasted first.

If it is poisoned, it will reveal its secrets in advance and ruin the plan.

Shen Lang controlled the amount of wine that these pirates robbed, they drank so much tonight, they finished all the wine they robbed before asking for it from Earl Xuanwu's Mansion.

At this time, Jin Hui and the others brought over the wine with laxatives.

In order to prove that the wine is not poisonous, Jin Hui and a dozen of his subordinates drank the wine and are now squatting in the latrine.

It took more than a quarter of an hour for the pirates to have a seizure after drinking the laxative.

But once the laxative kicked in, the fighting power of this group of pirates would be completely over.

The cramping pain in the stomach was unbearable at all, and I squatted down while hitting it, or just sprayed it out.

For a time, the entire battlefield stinks.

Then there was the one-sided massacre!

After half an hour!

Almost all the pirates were killed, and every head was chopped off!

Inside the house, Shen Lang covered his nose with a silk handkerchief soaked in perfume, frowned and said, "My lord father-in-law, these pirates are very brave."

Uncle Xuanwu nodded.

It's not that the family's private army is not elite, but that their tactics are too disciplined and dogmatic.

But the fighting power of this group of pirates was far beyond his imagination.

This is only Qiu Xiao's direct line, the direct line of Qiu Yao'er and Qiu Tianwei is even tougher and elite.

"Fortunately, we don't need to really fight them, otherwise the battle situation will be worrying." Shen Lang said.

However, the more elite Qiu Tianwei's pirate army was, the more enjoyable it would be to kill them.

At that time, the world will be turned upside down, no matter how elite you are, you will still be no match for a force that will destroy the world.

………………

I don't know how long it has been!

Qiu Xiao woke up with a splitting headache.

He shook his head desperately, but he couldn't remember anything, and he seemed to have a little impression.

"Come here, the beautiful spittoon will serve you."

"I'm going to wash and I'm going to get dressed."

Qiu Xiao shouted loudly.

Then, I instinctively put my hands together to sit up.

But he found to his horror that he could no longer feel his hands.

To be precise, I lost all feeling in my neck.

He was terrified in his heart, what happened?

I seem to have gone to Shen Lang's banquet and drank too much?

Immediately afterwards, he saw that there was nothing between his legs, except for the ends of stitches left.

He was stunned first.

Then, there was another miserable scream.

His lifeblood, his lifeblood is gone.

If a man doesn't have this thing, what's the point of life?

The screams last night were not so real, but this time they are real.

It was too miserable to be added.

At this moment, Shen Lang walked in.

"Young Master Qiu Mu, hello, are you awake? Are you hungry? I'll let someone cook for you?"

Qiu Mu?

My name is not Qiu Mu. (Thanks to the brain hole of a book friend)

But soon he realized that without the bird, the owl would become a tree.

"Shen Lang, what did you do to me?" Qiu Xiao screamed.

Then, he suddenly raised his palm to chop Shen Lang to death.

but……

His hands were no longer his hands, and he couldn't lift them at all.

"Come on, come on!"

"Kill that little boy Shen Lang, skin cramps, skin cramps!"

Qiu Xiao yelled desperately.

Shen Lang said: "Young Master, are you calling them?"

With Shen Lang's finger, the door opened.

Qiu Xiao saw a bunch of heads.

A total of more than two thousand pieces were piled up to form Jingguan.

He knew every head, and all of them were his direct descendants of pirates.

Qiu Xiao's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, looking at this scene in disbelief.

Is Shen Lang crazy?

Is Uncle Xuanwu crazy?

How dare you go on a killing spree? Killed all the more than 2,000 pirates he brought.

He, isn't he afraid of his father's crazy revenge?

"Shen Lang, you're crazy, you're crazy." Qiu Xiao screamed, "There are 30,000 pirates in Fury Tide City, and my father will retaliate wildly and kill everyone in the Jin family. We will take all of you Every man of yours is skinned and cramped, and every woman of yours is trampled to death."

"Shen Lang, you are finished, the Jin family is finished, the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is finished, and Jin Mulan is finished. In the sky and on the earth, no one can save you anymore."

"Shen Lang, just wait, wait for my father to lead the army and kill you all, kill you all..."

Shen Lang squatted down and said, "Have you finished yelling? Have you finished venting? Are you comfortable? Have you calmed down?"

Qiu Xiao's eyes were extremely resentful, but he finally calmed down.

"Young Lord, I have too many things to tell you. I need to sort it out and grasp the rhythm. Only in this way can I deal a fatal blow to your soul and shock you enough." Shen Lang said: "First of all, look There is no gold mine at all on the cliff island, and all the gold is given by heaven."

Qiu Xiao was completely stunned.

Shen Lang's first sentence was really shocking.

"No, it's impossible. I saw those gold mines with my own eyes, and I saw those refined gold with my own eyes, which weighed tens of thousands of catties." Qiu Xiao screamed.

Shen Lang said: "I used hundreds of thousands of gold coins to melt them down, and then remade them into gold dust and mixed them in the soil. Let's think carefully."

Qiu Xiao desperately shook his head and said: "Impossible, where did you get so many gold coins, how could Heavenly Dao give you so much money, a total of more than one million gold coins, impossible, impossible..."

Shen Lang didn't speak, and directly brought over a mirror, a glass mirror measuring one foot square, and placed it in front of Qiu Xiao.

"The cost of such a mirror is less than one silver coin, do you think it's worth one million gold coins?" Shen Lang asked.

Qiu Xiao was stunned for a moment.

He is arrogant and domineering, but he is not stupid, on the contrary he is very shrewd.

Seeing yourself in the mirror is unprecedentedly clear and bright, far surpassing all copper mirrors, silver mirrors and crystal mirrors.

He could easily deduce that the value of this mirror far exceeded one million gold coins.

That's it, that's it!

No wonder Tiandaohui is willing to take out more than one million gold coins.

Shen Lang said: "The second thing, don't you wonder who bit the teeth marks on my body? Don't you wonder why my bird is so red and swollen? Do you know who I was ravaged all night?"

"It's your sister, Qiu Yao'er! She tortured me for two full hours. It really made me miserable, but it also made me so happy."

"Besides, the stunningly beautiful doctor who cured Qiu Yao'er is me."

This news was even more shocking, making Qiu Xiao completely unbelievable.

The whole person seemed to be struck by lightning.

"Am I outstanding? Praise me quickly, praise me quickly!" Shen Lang said.

"Qiu Xiao, you've been coveting Qiu Yao'er for more than ten years, but you haven't even touched half of your finger, and I just met her and fell asleep ten times, a full ten times, evil fate!"

"Also, Qiu Xiao, do you know that Qiu Yao'er was poisoned by love that night, and she has no power to resist at all. As long as you are a little brave, you can sleep with her, and you can sleep with Xu Qianqian , Unfortunately, you are not brave enough!"

"It's a pity that it's not you. I'll date her to the end."

Qiu Xiao is really going to collapse, going crazy!

"Shen Lang, I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"

Qiu Yaoer, the Qiu Yaoer he misses day and night.

She was actually put to sleep by this scumbag, Shen Lang.

Ah... ah... ah!

Shen Lang continued: "The third thing, don't you wonder why I went to save Qiu Yao'er, why I created such a huge scam? The most important thing is why I kept you from killing? "

"People in the world who have offended me positively are basically dead."

"The person who offends me is you, Qiu Xiao, who is the most inhumane. As a result, I never killed you, and I didn't even trouble you once. What's even more frightening is that I went to curry favor with you."

"Young Master Qiu Xiao, you have such a big heart. If a poisonous snake like me tries to curry favor with a person, he shouldn't be able to sleep all night. It's so obviously abnormal, why can't you discover it?"

Qiu Xiao suddenly said in shock: "Shen Lang, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?"

Shen Lang said: "I want to create a shocking trap on Wangya Island, a sky-wide net, to attract your father, let him bring tens of thousands of pirates to kill, and then... all of them will die."

"I want to kill all of your Qiu family."

"I want to kill all the pirates in Rage City."

"I want to avenge the Kim family twenty years ago."

"I want to take Fury Tide City!"

As soon as this word came out.

Qiu Xiao was terrified, even though he lost all feeling in his neck, even though he had been castrated, the bird's feathers still stood up suddenly.

Such a big deal?

Such a big conspiracy?

Unseen, unheard.

"My father has tens of thousands of pirates under his command. How could you beat them? You are the ones who must die." Qiu Xiao shouted.

But he felt guilty for a while.

The Shen Lang in front of him is too scary, he can set up such a huge trap.

Then what else can't he do?

Qiu Xiao's mind started to work.

Shen Lang has been planning since Jinshan Island?

No, it's not!

When he wrote "Boundless Wind and Moon", he had already started the layout.

Is there anyone in the world more terrifying than this?

Suddenly Qiu Xiao screamed: "Shen Lang, you are a human or a ghost!"

Shen Lang said: "Brother Qiu Xiao, can your dialogue be a little deeper? Thank you!"

"Ah!" Shen Lang sighed again: "I'm done pretending, I feel so empty."

Then, his hand was about to go up.

Seeing it, Qiu Xiao knew it was a signal, a signal that Shen Lang was going to kill someone.

No, I can't die.

Even if castrated, life is better than death.

I want to live, I want to live.

"Shen Lang, don't kill me, don't kill me..."

"Master Lang, please don't kill me."

"I'm useful, I'm very useful. Lord Lang, I don't know how you wiped out the tens of thousands of pirates in my Raging Tide City, and I don't know how you took away my Raging Tide City, but when you're done, don't you Need a witness?"

"Is it not good for me to watch all this happen? I am your enemy. You should let me live. This is the greatest punishment for me."

"And I know where our family's treasure house is, don't kill me, don't kill me!"

Shen Lang was astonished.

He served it!

Is the human desire to survive so strong?

Want to live after being castrated? Moreover, he was paralyzed from the neck down, and wanted to live?

Shen Lang said: "Brother Qiu Xiao, I think what you said is very reasonable. In this way, I will give you a chance to survive, and you have to seize it, okay?"

Qiu Xiao nodded desperately and said: "I will definitely grasp it. Thank you, Lord Lang. From now on, I will be your pig, your dog, your cow, your horse."

Shen Lang lit a stick of incense and stuck it on the ground.

Then, he pointed to the outside and said, "Look outside this door."

The door on the left opens.

A hundred meters away from the door, stood a woman, a heroic beauty.

Shen Lang said: "Brother Qiu Xiao, have you seen that beauty?"

Qiu Xiao nodded and said, "Master Lang, I saw it, I saw it."

Shen Lang said: "Tell me, who is she?"

Qiu Xiao said: "Jin Jianniang."

Shen Lang said: "Yes, Jin Jianniang, that is the Jin Jianniang you miss so much. You told me last night that you want to sleep/Is she right? Now I will find her for you, and you say I treat you well?" ah?"

"Okay, okay." Qiu Xiao said: "Thank you, Lord Lang, thank you benefactor."

Shen Lang said: "Climb up in front of her and kiss the soles of her shoes. I only give you time for a stick of incense. If you succeed, I won't kill you."

Qiu Xiao nodded desperately and said, "Thank you benefactor, thank you benefactor."

Then, he instinctively wanted to crawl towards Jin Jianniang.

A mere 100 meters, a stick of incense time, don't take it too easy.

But then he suddenly realized that he couldn't move his hands and legs, how could he crawl.

"Engong, I can't move my limbs anymore, I can't climb." Qiu Xiao said.

Shen Lang said: "Don't you still have teeth? It is also possible to crawl with your teeth."

Qiu Xiao was about to explode.

Crawl with your teeth?

Climb and show me?

However, he didn't dare to attack.

His little life is completely in Shen Lang's hands.

Shen Lang, you wait for me, you wait for me.

next.

A scene that subverted Shen Lang's three views appeared.

Qiu Xiao actually did it.

It's incredible.

Miracle!

He actually crawled forward with his teeth.

Grab a stone target with your teeth first, and then drag your body forward.

Shen Lang felt scalp troubled and admired extremely.

Is the human desire to survive so strong?

Qiu Xiao, you are too awesome.

That's amazing!

Just like that, Qiu Xiao dragged forward step by step with his teeth.

He was only a hundred meters away from Jin Jianniang.

But every meter, countless blood and tears flowed.

Every meter is tough as hell.

Every meter is infinite humiliation.

Qiu Xiao was fighting completely by will, even if a few teeth fell out, even if his face was covered with blood, he still crawled forward desperately.

Shen Lang, you wait for me.

This time you let me survive, I will kill your whole family, kill your whole family!

When there is still one-tenth of a stick of incense left.

Qiu Xiao completed this great cause.

He climbed a hundred meters with his teeth and reached Jin Jianniang's feet.

"Engong, I'm done, I'm done, I can survive." Qiu Xiao cried bitterly.

He felt that he had just accomplished a most remarkable undertaking.

Shen Lang applauded enthusiastically and exclaimed: "It's amazing, Brother Qiu Xiao, you are so amazing, you created a miracle."

Qiu Xiao cried: "Thank you benefactor, thank you benefactor."

Shen Lang said: "You are welcome to complete this miracle. You will become the first person in history. I won't kill you. I will do what I say."

Qiu Xiao cried loudly: "Thank you benefactor for your mercy."

Shen Lang said: "You're welcome, I said I won't kill you, but I can't stop others from killing you, I'm really sorry!"

As soon as this word came out.

Jin Jianniang drew her sword and pierced Qiu Xiao's heart.

Then, the second sword cut off Qiu Xiao's head.

The little pirate king, he will die with peace in his eyes.

Shen Lang stepped forward, picked up Qiu Xiao's head, and handed it to a man in black next to him.

This person is the envoy sent by the pirate king Qiu Xiao. He was originally the master who asked Qiu Xiao to change the negotiation plan and change it to 82%.

Just now, he witnessed everything that Qiu Xiao crawled over, like a dog.

Seeing Qiu Xiao's most humiliating death.

Shen Lang put Qiu Xiao's head in the hands of the Pirate King's envoy, and solemnly said: "Brother, please mourn!"

"Also, please send Brother Chou Xiao's head to the Pirate King in person, and ask him to express his condolences."

"By the way, send these two thousand heads together."

"By the way, don't forget to tell the Pirate King that his beloved son died in an unsafe way!"

"Treasure, safe journey!"

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Note: The third update is here, and today the update is nearly 21,000. I... I'm really crazy!

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