History’s Strongest Husband

The little eunuch was shocked.

How could you kill me?

It is obvious that Shen Lang is doing something wrong.

He acted recklessly in front of the palace, falsified in the flogging, and even belittled the princess.

Your Majesty likes me the most.

Because I am the best at growing orchids, there are three pots of the best orchids in total, the old man Li Sun raised one pot, but I kept two pots, so the king promoted me to serve in his study.

I am obviously the most favored eunuch, why did I kill him?

But four warriors had stepped forward and dragged him out.

The little eunuch said sharply: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it is Shen Lang who made the mistake. He touched Princess Ning Yan's chest just now!"

As soon as these words came out, Shen Lang's hair almost stood on end.

Fuck, you bastard, you still want to bite me before you die.

The monarch's eyes were like lightning, and he glanced at Shen Lang's hands.

At this moment, Shen Lang felt as if his hand was about to be chopped off.

"Your Majesty, I have done a great job in taking care of your rare orchids. Why did you kill me? Why did you kill me?" the little eunuch screamed.

The monarch suddenly frowned.

Li Sun stepped forward, took out a bunch of things and stuffed it directly into the little eunuch's mouth.

Immediately, all screaming was silenced.

After being dragged out of the courtyard, the old eunuch Li Xun said: "Little thing, you just arrived in His Majesty's study for a short time, and you dared to steal things outside. You are looking for your own death. You will be punished with thirty sticks, and you will die with the last stick."

"yes!"

Four Bushido.

Then he took off the little eunuch's pants.

The thick wooden stick was smashed down hard.

"ah……"

The little eunuch let out a miserable howl from the bottom of his throat.

This is not excruciating pain anymore.

This is the fear of destruction.

With just one stick down, the femur bone was directly broken.

"Crack, crack, crack, crack..."

Next, the two warriors took turns to shoot with wooden sticks.

Shen Lang glanced at it, then looked away.

Too cruel.

This is not a stick at all, but the most cruel killing.

After the first rod broke the leg bone, the next hit was on the calf, knee, thigh, and hip.

Every rod beats the bones to pieces.

After a full twenty-nine sticks.

The entire lower body of the little eunuch was directly flattened and stuck to the ground.

At this time, his pain was completely indescribable.

But still alive, and still awake.

At this time, he just wanted to die immediately, and he must never live.

The last stick.

"Snapped!"

Hit directly on the back of the head.

Instant death!

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The conditions for the monarch Ning Yuanxian to select eunuchs are very simple.

Loyal, smart.

Be with him all the time.

Know what to say and what not to say. What can and cannot be done.

This little eunuch is really capable. No one else can support those pots of rare orchids, but he can support them.

That's why he came to the fore, serving in the study of the monarch, and he can be regarded as a small leader in the Hall of Mercy.

He extorted gold and silver from officials, and the monarch just pretended not to see it and turned a blind eye.

He stole things from the palace and sold them out, which was intolerable.

However, this little bastard is still spreading news for the prince.

But today, this little bastard is completely ignorant of the monarch's intentions, and is still trying to sow discord and kill Shen Lang.

Don't you see that the monarch is happy to see Shen Lang deal with the Su family?

Even if Shen Lang plotted to burn the holy temple, is the king the biggest beneficiary?

The war in the Southern Kingdom was in full swing, and the sand barbarian army continued to join the battle.

The Qiang State took the opportunity to extort the astronomical amount of money and materials from the Yue State, and the monarch did not want to give it. But if you really don't give it at all, the Qiang King will be angry and take the opportunity to cause chaos.

The Qiang Mission burned the holy temple just to give the monarch a reason not to give the money.

Marquis Su Nan, this is a disaster caused by your family, you should pay for the blackmail of King Qiang, your Su family paid the money for the widow.

As for the holy temple, if it is burned, it will be burned.

It was Confucius who was burned, so what does Ning Yuanxian have to do with me? It was not my ancestors who burned again.

This is the capital of the country, why would Shen Lang dare to do such a big thing as burning the holy temple?

Isn't it because it is in the interests of the monarch.

It's just that he acted recklessly and pulled him into the united front without the consent of the monarch, and joined forces to cut Su Shi's flesh and blood.

Otherwise, when whipping Shen Lang, where did the soft armor come from?

But this little eunuch couldn't see through it, and repeatedly provoked and confronted the monarch.

Therefore, it can only die so badly.

It's just that the words he said before he died, really tricked Shen Lang.

Shen Lang?

You are so brave, a married man, dare to belittle my daughter?

The monarch's gaze has been fixed on Shen Lang's palm.

Master Lang's hairs stood on end, he really felt a little danger.

Ning Yan said: "Father, Shen Lang didn't touch me, he just patted my chest."

Shen Lang is speechless, please stop explaining nonsense.

Then, Princess Ning Yan seemed to think of something, and said: "By the way, father, Shen Lang cured my illness last night, and I promised to repay him. He said that if he wants to be an official, it doesn't matter if he is of seventh rank or eighth rank. But you must have power." , but don’t have to bear any responsibility, and don’t have to go to the government office every day to work, in short, you have power but no obligation.”

Shen Lang burst into tears in his heart.

I will kill you every day, you big-chested and brainless idiot, if you can't speak, don't talk nonsense.

A teammate like Tigress is really easy to use.

But sometimes, it can really kill people.

The monarch was also very helpless for giving birth to such a stupid daughter. He waved his hand and said, "Get out, get out!"

"Oh!" Ning Yan said: "Shen Lang, if you have anything to do, just call out inside, and I will rush in immediately. Don't worry, there is nothing I can't do in the capital."

Get out quickly Dajiu, I'm about to be cheated to death by you.

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Shen Lang was about to admit his mistake.

"Don't open your mouth, don't explain..." The monarch said: "If there is another time, you won't want your hand."

"Yes." Shen Lang.

The monarch said: "Shen Lang, you are a smart and delicate person, it's not easy!"

Shen Lang wished he could hang his head down to his crotch.

This is already a very serious threat.

The ruler is not afraid when he curses.

He even kept saying, can't I kill you? Don't be afraid either.

But when he speaks calmly, you will be afraid.

What this means is that I cherish Shen Lang, a delicate person like you, but don't be too desperate.

This is probably how Cao Cao felt when he saw Yang Xiu.

Love his talent, but don't like his character.

After several times of patience, Cao Cao still killed Yang Xiu.

Of course, Shen Lang is much smarter than Yang Xiu, he will not really challenge the monarch's bottom line.

And always express to the monarch that I am of great use.

As for Shen Lang taking advantage of Princess Ning Yan.

In the view of the monarch, Ning Yan is twenty-four years old after all, and has already been married, and also proclaimed himself a widow, his reputation has been ruined long ago.

Break the jar and smash it.

Even though he knew that Princess Ning Yan was very pure.

But the purity of stupidity... let alone.

Of course, if Shen Lang dared to really sleep with Ning Yan, the monarch would never tolerate it.

Then don't blame my knife for being too sharp.

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Then, Shen Lang and the monarch were speechless.

The monarch suddenly thought of Su Nan. This person kneeled even better, as if he had no bones at all. He wished he could lie on the ground and lick his soles all the time.

But the game between this old fox and Ning Yuanxian time and time again.

And several times, they took advantage of it silently.

This throne is not easy to sit on.

Both the crown prince and Ning Qi can't wait to take the throne, can they control these treacherous courtiers?

These courtiers seem to wish they were honest people like Jin Zhuo.

And Shen Lang in front of him, not to mention how cute and humble his posture is.

But... another little fox.

Very cunning.

"Do you know what happened in the court?" The monarch said in an investigative tone.

It was the first time that he had a positive interest in Shen Lang's talent.

"The crown prince and the third prince are willing to be swordsmen for His Majesty to impeach Marquis Su Nan." Shen Lang said.

"Hmm." The monarch was a little disappointed in his heart.

Shen Lang said: "But the Marquis of Su Nan is a cunning and treacherous man, he will definitely stand up first, use the tactics of retreating to the extreme, and take the initiative to confess all the crimes, the crimes that belong to him, and the crimes that do not belong to him, and will Begging for bones, take the initiative to resign."

The monarch's eyes lit up slightly, and then he sat down.

Shen Lang continued: "Su Nan seems to be soft and boneless, and he has no backbone to the monarch, but he is decisive. He offered to kill more than a dozen Qiang missions who burned the holy temple. Not only that, but he is also willing to bear the burden. All responsibilities, eliminate the anger of the Qiang king. Su is willing to pay a huge price to appease the Qiang country, so that the Qiang king will not cause chaos, do not plunder, and do not go to the battlefield of the Nanbai country to cause trouble."

The monarch was already very surprised.

Shen Lang said: "But he should have a condition, let the grass people go to the Qiang country, and want to use the hand of the Qiang king to kill me!"

The monarch continued to drink tea, and closed his eyes slightly, hiding his amazing eyes.

This kid's talent is really shocking.

During the entire court meeting, he did not glance at it, nor did he listen to a word.

But there was no mistake at all, it was as if he had witnessed it with his own eyes.

This is not speculation, but analysis.

Amazing!

The monarch said: "The Marquis of Su Nan has made an offer, are you willing to go?"

Shen Lang said: "Students are willing to go to the Qiang Kingdom!"

The monarch even felt that Shen Lang seemed to have been waiting for this sentence.

Even before the burning of the holy temple, the plan had already reached this point, and the result had already been thought of.

The monarch said: "The dozen or so envoys of the Qiang Kingdom who burned the holy temple will all declare the official punishment, behead their heads for public display, and give an explanation to the people of the world. And if you go as an envoy to the Qiang Kingdom, you will take these dozens of heads with you. .”

Shen Lang said: "I know."

You shameless thing, so you call yourself a minister?

You are asking for an official from the widow.

You can't just go to the Qiang country in vain, you must have an official status.

The monarch said: "Not only that, but also let the King of Qiang write a letter of guilt, and let him build a holy temple in the territory of Qiang Kingdom."

ah?

And this one?

That was as difficult as climbing the sky!

Qiang people believe in gods, and there are only snow mountain temples in the whole territory, and there is no room for any other temples.

The reason why it is a snow mountain temple is because the highest mountain top is the closest to the god.

Do you want the King of Qiang to build a holy temple in the territory of Qiang?

It's as difficult as climbing the sky!

Shen Lang thought for a while and nodded, "Okay!"

The monarch was surprised.

This...you also agree?

It's clearly impossible.

Anyone who takes a dozen Qiang people's heads to the Qiang country as an envoy will have only one result, and he will undoubtedly die.

And Shen Lang went.

It will only lead to a worse death, absolutely skin cramps, boiled alive and eaten meat.

Because everyone knows that the Qiang King and the Su family are too good to wear a pair of trousers.

However, he still agreed.

The monarch said: "Shen Lang, state affairs are not child's play."

Shen Lang said: "I am very serious, and I am willing to issue a military order."

What military order?

If you do not succeed, you will be torn to pieces in Qiang country, and it is not my turn to kill you, Ning Yuanxian.

The monarch said: "Tell me, why are you so eager to go to Qiang as an envoy?"

Shen Lang said: "In order to kill Su Shi!"

Here comes this sentence again.

If you want to kill the Su family, the Qiang country can't get around it.

Shen Lang said: "In addition to traveling back and forth, I will be able to complete the task within a month. Not only can the anger of the Qiang king be calmed down, he will not cross the border to make trouble, let the Qiang king write a confession, and build a holy temple in the Qiang country!"

The monarch couldn't believe it even more, it was as difficult as climbing the sky.

Shen Lang said: "But I have a small request."

The monarch said: "Canonize your father-in-law as the Marquis of Xuanwu, don't be the Marquis of Nuchao, just give the name of Nuchao City to your Jin family, right?"

Shen Lang hurriedly said: "There is nothing more holy than Your Majesty!"

The monarch said: "Are you really going?"

This is a narrow escape.

Shen Lang said: "For His Majesty, for the country of Yue, I would like to be smashed to pieces, and die only after death."

fart! Believe your bullshit.

Not to mention nine deaths, three deaths and seven lives, Shen Lang is not willing to take risks.

This is not a matter of life and death.

Without absolute safety and absolute certainty, Shen Lang would never have gone.

The monarch closed his eyes.

Shen Lang said: "I will write a letter to my father-in-law. I took the initiative to ask to be an envoy to the Qiang country. Your Majesty did not force me to do so. Even if I die in the Qiang country, the Jin family will only hate the Su family, and will never..."

I can't say anything more.

Remember to hate the king, can you say it?

cannot!

The monarch said indifferently: "Shen Lang, if you can really accomplish this matter! Needless to say about the canonization of Xuanwuhou, I will definitely use you again after I come back!"

It's a deal!

Then when I come back to ask for an official, you must remember today's promise?

Shen Lang has no interest in being an official.

His only goal at this time is to kill the entire Su clan.

Therefore, he will need an official position by then.

The monarch nodded, waved his hand and said, "Go!"

Shen Lang bowed and left.

He should have knelt down, but he even took the opportunity to save it.

The monarch just pretended not to see it.

At this point, the first step in destroying the Su family has been officially completed!

The second step, open immediately!

The third step is to start planning.

Su Nan was extremely powerful.

In several games with the monarch, he gained the upper hand.

In terms of conspiracy, viciousness, details, and acting skills, he is even better than Zhang Chong.

In a head-to-head confrontation, this person can be said to be flawless.

But there is one thing he is not as good as Zhang Chong, he is far-sighted!

Zhang Chong is only for his own political ideals, not greedy and selfish, so he can see very far.

However, Marquis Su Nan was greedy for power and selfish, so his strategic vision was not as far as that of Zhang Chong.

This is not determined by intelligence, but by personal character.

After walking out, Shen Lang came back and licked his face and said, "Your Majesty, can I ask you something?"

The monarch said: "Release Jin Mucong? Someone has already been sent."

Shen Lang said: "Can you leave this job to me? It's best to give me a will?"

The monarch said: "Just such a shameful thing, you still want me to make an order? Li Xun, you go with Shen Lang."

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"Eunuch Li, wait a moment. I'll go home and wash up. After all, I'm in a mess."

Outside the house, Shen Lang smiled.

Li Xun sat in the sedan chair, smiled and said: "It's okay, our family will wait for you in this sedan chair."

Shen Lang returned home!

Sao Bing hadn't gone to bed yet, and was still sitting on the chair in the living room with her little head drooping.

Fortunately, the smokeless charcoal fire in the living room was warm, and the girl was also covered with a velvet quilt, otherwise she would freeze to death.

Shen Lang felt a little distressed.

It's almost noon, and this little girl just stayed up from last night until now.

Shen Lang was about to carry her to the room to sleep.

As a result, when the girl heard Shen Lang's footsteps, she woke up with a jolt.

"Uncle, you are back!"

Then, he greeted him happily.

At this moment, Shen Lang's heart softened.

He suddenly understood this girl's state of mind.

For others, there is family and career.

But for Xiaobing, Shen Lang is probably his everything at this time, even if she is just a concubine.

All her ideals in life are probably to be favored by Shen Lang, give birth to a few children, and spend this life happily.

"Why don't you go to bed, you are still pregnant? You can't stay up late." Shen Lang said.

Xiao Bing said: "Yesterday, when someone was going to serve you, something happened and you left. I have been waiting for you to come back, and let you see what I can do. My lord, let's go into the room. The servant will serve you, and I will let you see it." My skill!"

Shen Lang was stunned!

Then, Xiaobing enthusiastically went to wash, brush her teeth, and drank rose water to make her little mouth fragrant.

Then, he dragged Shen Lang into the room even more enthusiastically.

Shen Lang was speechless.

Oh my god!

There is really no wrong nickname in this world.

Binger, you are too dedicated, you are doing what you do and love what you do.

Girl, my uncle believes that you have unique skills.

But today is really not good.

My uncle fought with others outside all night yesterday, and he was exhausted physically and mentally. He really didn't have any energy.

So let's forget about it today, what's the key, my uncle? I have to go to the Wannian County Government to take the fat house home, and harm others by the way?

Fifteen minutes later!

Shen Lang exclaimed.

Binger, you are really talented.

Otherwise come again.

Just let that old eunuch Li Sun wait a little longer.

Fat house, don't worry, brother-in-law is here to save you.

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In the cell of the Wannian County Government!

Wang Qike was furious!

His grade is too low, and he is not qualified to go to court, but he has known what happened a long time ago, and he has also given a memorial.

Heavenly Qiang people, if you don’t burn down the holy temple, you will have a lot of holy temples later.

Why is it burning at this time?

What about Jin Mucong's case?

But soon he was instructed.

Convict Jin Mucong as soon as possible.

The burning of the holy temple will last up to ten days.

People in the world are forgetful, no matter how big an event is, it will be a big deal after ten days and a half months.

Ten days later, the burning of the holy temple cooled down.

Let the incident of Jin Mucong rape an innocent woman come out.

At that time, everyone will continue to impeach the Jin family, and all civil and military officials will continue to besiege Uncle Xuanwu.

What?

You said that Baiguan and Jin Zhuo had no grievances, why did you besiege him?

Please, he is going to be a marquis.

Don't you feel jealous when you see other people making marquises?

There are only a few veteran marquises in the whole country of Yue?

Two!

How can you, Jinzhuohede, be the third one?

Things that harm others and benefit oneself, sometimes have to be done extravagantly.

Seeing other people being unlucky makes me feel better.

After receiving the new order, Wannian County Magistrate Wang Qike was ecstatic.

Then, hurry to interrogate Jin Mucong.

The iron case must be completed in the shortest possible time.

Shen Lang turned black and white last night and took the initiative.

Then find a way to get Jin Mucong to plead guilty and sign a pledge.

Sentence can be imposed when necessary!

Of course, the penalty of not leaving any wounds is very painful.

There are many such punishments.

It is guaranteed to make you doubt your life in pain, and the will of ordinary people cannot sustain it at all.

However, there are no traces left.

However, Wannian County Magistrate Wang Qike was also a little uneasy.

After all, this is the eldest son of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion. Is he really going to be punished?

Has the struggle escalated to this point?

Of course!

Today, Shen Lang cheated the Su family alive and created a huge Su family crisis out of thin air.

Of course the Su family wanted revenge.

Shen Lang is too cunning, so he will take revenge on Jin Mucong.

Jin Mucong is obese and stupid, he has no ability at first glance, and his willpower must not be strong. As long as he is slightly punished, he will not be able to bear it and will plead guilty.

noon.

Wang Qike thought of the smell of Yu Fangzhou's wife, and couldn't help but feel itchy.

So, she tried her cooking skills again.

It really tastes good.

A full six minutes later.

Master Wang Qike felt that he was about to twitch.

This is an unprecedented record.

Chen's winking eyes were like silk: "Oh my god? You are too powerful, my lord. It's like I'm going to die."

Then, Chen said: "My lord, when will you let Nunu go home? And when will Jin Mucong be sentenced!"

Of course she didn't know that the situation in the capital had changed dramatically.

Wannian County Magistrate Wang Qike said: "Ms. Chen, you have had contact with Jin Mucong. What kind of torture do you think can make him confess his guilt without leaving any scars?"

Chen's eyes brightened, and he said excitedly: "It's spring now, and there are leeches in the fields, go grab a bowl of leeches, feed hundreds of leeches into Jin Mucong's mouth alive, and feed them into his stomach, if you don't believe him confession."

Wannian county magistrate trembled, this woman is so vicious?

"This is fatal."

Chen said: "No, when Jin Mucong is in pain, you can quickly feed him salt water, and all the leeches will melt. This kind of torture is the most cruel, Jin Mucong, this trash will definitely confess. I read it from the book , it will definitely work!"

Wannian County Magistrate Wang Qike said: "Okay, let's do it like this!"

But at this moment, the confidant said outside: "Master Wang is not well, Shen Lang led the warriors to rush to the county government to take Jin Mucong away."

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Outside the capital!

A strong man more than two meters tall, carrying an epee like an iron rod, stood outside the Xuanwu Gate.

Dasha is here!

This... is this the capital?

Where is the second fool's house?

At this time, a gorgeous figure rushed out riding a steed.

The surrounding people waited, all of them backed down one after another.

Only Dasha still stood there blankly.

The tigress princess Ning Yan didn't slow down her horse when she saw it, and charged directly towards Dasha.

"Stupid boy, a good dog is not in the right place, get the hell out of here, or I'll kill you!"

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Note: The second update was sent, and it was finally completed before eleven o'clock! I continued to stay up all night to write the third update, it will still be very late, everyone will read it tomorrow morning. Please support, please ask monthly pass, please!