History’s Strongest Husband

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Ning Yan flew more than ten meters away.

The tigress princess fell to the ground suddenly, and then staggered back a few steps.

Then, she was completely stunned.

Shen Lang and Princess Ning Jie were also dumbfounded.

Dasha himself was stunned.

What happened?

Princess Ning Yan is a person who can't afford to lose, she immediately became angry, picked up the big sword and rushed towards Dasha again.

"I fought with you..."

Then, she slashed with her sword again.

"boom……"

Then, she flew out again.

Cut it over again.

Fly out again!

When she landed, she was on the verge of crying.

Her hand hurt so much, she shook her palm desperately, the tiger's mouth was split open, and it was bleeding.

"Master, take a look at what you teach? I have practiced for more than ten years and I can't beat him for half a year." Princess Ning Yan said: "Silly old man, why do you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?"

Dasha was surprised: "What is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"

Princess Ning Buqiang, oh no, it was Princess Ning Jie who said softly, "Silly, what have you been doing for the past six months?"

Dasha said: "Be beaten, then take a bath."

Princess Ning Jie said: "Being beaten every day?"

Dasha said: "From dawn to dark, then take a bath, and then close the door."

Princess Ning Jie said: "Who is beating you?"

Dasha said: "Master."

Princess Ning Jie said: "Why did he beat you?"

Dasha said: "He said I was stupid.

"

Princess Ning Jie said: "Then he said, when will he not beat you?"

Dasha: "He said he won't hit me when I can stop him."

Princess Ning Jie said: "Then how do you feel about taking a bath every day?"

Dasha: "It hurts a lot. The master is cooking me in a big pot. While cooking, the master is still crying, saying that all the things that have been saved for more than ten years are used up."

The truth came out.

Shen Lang couldn't help but be amazed.

I want to take back what I said earlier.

Zhong Chuke, you, a great master, did not buy it with money.

You are so awesome.

Many people think that to practice martial arts, you must be given a cheat book, a set of swordsmanship, and you will try your best to practice it for me, right?

That's how ordinary people, even ninety-nine percent of geniuses practice.

But there is a kind of supreme genius, which is not like this.

Does Qiu Yaoer have any tricks in fighting?

No!

He only has one move, berserk battle, electric fan.

With one turn of the two ghost-head knives, all enemies are dead.

So Dasha practiced martial arts, and he didn't have any tricks.

Even the trick is to imprison them.

Zhong Chuke plays Dasha every day, which is training his reaction and speed.

Otherwise, with Dasha's IQ, do you think he can understand martial arts secrets? Do you think he can do it?

Qiu Yao'er is very smart, but she is already so talented that she doesn't need to use her brain.

And Dasha is really stupid.

Grandmaster Zhong Chuke beat him every day, tens of thousands of times a day.

Attack him three hundred and sixty degrees.

What can Dasha do?

He is not born to hide, even if a tiger rushes over, he will not hide.

He could only hold an iron rod to block it.

Half a year has passed.

Zhong Chuke has attacked him two million times.

Dasha also blocked two million times.

Of course, it didn't stop once.

After all, Zhong Chuke is a great master, how could Dasha stop him.

But can't stop Zhong Chuke, can't you also stop you, Princess Ning Yan?

So in the past six months, Dasha has learned a trick.

I block!

I block!

And his strength.

This person himself is born with divine power.

What is the scariest thing?

His golden blood.

You don't need to practice, your own strength will increase.

Get hurt and heal yourself.

So the last time Dasha was injured so badly, someone else would have died long ago, and he was thrown into the ravine for several days and nights without dying.

After Shen Lang rescued him, it didn't take long for him to heal without leaving any wounds.

So Dasha's strength and true energy are inherently strong.

You don't need to practice, you can get stronger while sleeping. People become stronger by charging money, and you can become stronger even by sleeping.

Your uncle, how can you make sense of this.

The so-called practice of true qi, what is the practice of inner strength?

Isn't it just swallowing the mystery, absorbing the energy of the world, and entering the dantian and blood?

Ordinary people can also swallow, but the absorption is very weak, so all kinds of internal strength are needed to improve the efficiency of swallowing and breathing.

But Dasha's golden blood is completely unnecessary, he can absorb the vitality of heaven and earth through his pores.

It's just that he can't use it after absorbing the vitality of heaven and earth, and he can't display it.

Zhong Chuke took a medicinal bath for him every day, with the purpose of stimulating his power that had been hidden for nearly twenty years.

That's why he cried poor.

The medicinal materials that have been saved for more than ten years have been brewed in less than half a year.

Look at Qiu Yaoer again.

They don't practice martial arts either, they meditate and practice internal strength.

What study hard? No such thing.

She either kills or listens to stories every day.

So Dasha is not so good after practicing martial arts for half a year, but that Zhong Chuke has fully stimulated his potential internal strength for 20 years.

Can this not be awesome?

However, he can only block now, not attack.

In about a year or two, Zhong Chuke will teach him to attack.

It should be difficult though.

Because Dasha is a stubborn coward and never knows how to take the initiative to beat others.

When someone attacks him, he hugs his head and pushes his back, letting you hit him.

You have a mace, I have a celestial cap.

Now imagine that Grandmaster Zhong Chuke is not easy.

To teach someone like Dasha to be number one in the world is as easy as pie, but also as difficult as reaching the sky.

At least, you have to let him learn to beat people.

………………

Princess Ning Jie explained to Ning Yan why Dasha is so powerful.

The tigress princess said: "That means, I am still very good, but he is too perverted?"

That's pretty much what it means.

The tigress Ning Yan said: "But, when encountering perverts like them, what's the point of other people practicing martial arts?"

Princess Ning Jie said: "Yes, it's meaningless."

The tigress said: "No, it's still meaningful. There are very few perverts like this, so just don't encounter them normally. Dasha, please stay away from me, and don't let me see you."

"Oh." Dasha hid behind the pillar.

Shen Lang is speechless, with your cowardly appearance, it's useless to become the best in the world.

Ning Jie said: "You are not allowed to bully Dasha."

Then, she beckoned to Dasha and said, "Come here."

Dasha came over.

Ning Jie took off a pendant around her neck. It was an auspicious cloud emerald, transparent and flawless, very precious.

She put this pendant on Dasha's wrist.

This pendant is very famous, it was given to Princess Ning Jie Zhang by the former king, and many dignitaries know it.

Now that Ning Jie is giving it to Dasha, he is telling everyone that I will protect this person, so don't touch him.

Princess Ning Yan is very jealous.

She also likes this auspicious cloud jade pendant. She asked for it many times, but her aunt was unwilling to give it to her, but now she gave it to a stranger.

But in Ning Jie's eyes, Dasha is no stranger.

Because he represents the hope of the Yue Kingdom to aspire to the world's martial arts.

"Okay, you guys go." Princess Ning Buqiang waved her hand.

Shen Lang heaved a long sigh of relief, and quickly slipped away first. After walking out of the quiet house, it was much more comfortable to stay away from Princess Ning Jie.

He glanced at the curve of Princess Ning Yan's waist.

With respect, everything is functioning properly!

In fact, he doesn't like Princess Ning Jie.

Ning Jie didn't like him either, so she didn't say a word to him from the beginning to the end.

Ning Jie has a strong aura of a saint, which makes people not hard.

And Shen Lang has a strong smell of scum on his body, which makes people uncomfortable.

………………

In the evening, there was a treat, the ambassador of the Yan Empire, Qingyao Hou Shizi Yun Mengze.

Today he made an appointment with Ning Yan for a horse race, and he went to the racetrack early in the morning to wait, but Ning Yan still hadn't gone in the evening.

If you don't come and don't notify me, you're really a fucking dog.

The bored Yun Mengze could only get two noble daughters at the racecourse.

At night, it was Ning Yan who made an apology for the guest, but somehow it became Yun Mengze's treat.

The tigress princess made a mistake herself, so she wanted someone else to treat her.

That means, I made a mistake, so I gave you a chance to treat me?

But Yun Mengze didn't care, it's just that his spirit was a little weak, he usually didn't play with women much during the day, today was too boring, so he relapsed.

"Let me introduce, this is my brother Shen Lang."

"This is Yunmengze, the trash of the empire!"

"This is stupid!"

Princess Ning Yan gave a perfunctory introduction, then sat down to eat by herself.

Shen Lang: "I have admired you for a long time."

Yun Mengze: "When you laugh and laugh, you will look up to me for a long time."

Shen Lang: "Look and laugh."

Then, the two of them had nothing to say.

It was the first feeling when the two met each other.

Damn, so handsome?

No, I have to kill him.

Top beauties are natural enemies.

However, this hostility soon disappeared.

Because both sides smelled the same kind of breath.

Why do scumbags make things difficult for scumbags?

For some reason, Shen Lang somewhat understood how the monarch felt when he saw him.

The monarch has repeatedly said, Shen Lang, you are a delicate person, it is not easy.

And the monarch Ning Yuanxian regards himself as the most exquisite person.

Every aspect is exquisite and every aspect is exquisite.

After an embarrassing silence, Dasha suddenly said: "Second fool, do I also want to say I have admired you for a long time?"

Yun Mengze took a silly look, his eyes were stunned for a moment, and a special light flashed in his eyes.

Then, he cupped his hands towards Dasha: "Just laugh and laugh."

Then, embarrassed and speechless.

Dasha said again: "Second silly, can I eat?"

Shen Lang said: "Eat, eat."

Dasha put his head down and ate hard.

The tigress ate hard.

Shen Lang and Yun Mengze once again fell into awkward silence.

After a long time, Shen Lang finally thought of a question: "Young Master Yun, how many women have you slept with?"

Yun Mengze thought for a while and said, "I can't remember clearly, maybe a few hundred."

Suddenly, Shen Lang wanted to kill him again.

Look, this is the winner in the world, the humanoid self-propelled gun.

Moreover, he sleeps with beautiful women.

Princess Ning Yan said disdainfully: "Trash, bastard!"

Yun Mengze asked: "Brother Shen, how about you?"

Shen Lang felt a little embarrassed to lift his head, and said in shame: "Three."

Ning Yan: "Trash!"

Eat yours, people who sleep hundreds are garbage, and I only sleep three and call me garbage.

If I wasn't afraid of being eunuched by your father, I would have slept your tigress a hundred times already.

After hearing Shen Lang's answer, Yun Mengze sighed, "It's a pity."

Shen Lang: "Isn't it?"

Yun Mengze said: "Brother Shen, do you know the secret of men like us sleeping more with women?"

Shen Lang said: "Don't be too devoted to one person, otherwise you will feel guilty."

Yun Mengze said: "Yes! Any man's first reaction when he sees a beautiful woman is to want to sleep, which is normal. If you like and care too much about a woman, then you will have a sense of responsibility, and you will restrain yourself. I can’t let go. Because the pleasure of sleeping with a strange woman is no match for the guilt in my heart, so I can’t sleep anymore.”

Shen Lang said: "Brother, it's too late for me to understand this truth."

Yun Mengze picked up his wine glass and said, "It's too late to meet each other!"

Shen Lang: "It's too late to meet each other!"

Then Shen Lang asked a question: "Brother, now that you see Dajiri, can you still get up?"

Princess Ning Yan raised her head and said, "Who is Dajiri? Why don't I know him?"

Yun Mengze said: "When I was with her, it was divided into several stages. At first, it was bright, then it was lame, then it was rocky, then it was drooping, and now it is wilting."

Then, Prince Yunmengze said: "Shen Lang, you should be in the first stage now, right?"

Shen Lang nodded and said, "Yes! If it wasn't for the fear of being eunuched, it would be very difficult to restrain yourself."

Yun Mengze said: "Understood, we will enter the second stage soon."

Shen Lang said: "Brother Yun, have you seen Ning Buqiang?"

Yun Mengze said: "It's uncomfortable to avoid it. Brother Shen can't meet her, so don't meet her."

Shen Lang said: "Brother knows my heart!"

Yun Mengze said: "It's too late to meet each other, and we will come and go often in the future."

Shen Lang said: "Frequently come and go!"

Shen Lang felt that he had finally met a confidant.

After traveling thousands of miles, in the vast sea of ​​people, he finally met a scum of the same level as him.

…………

Halfway home, Princess Ning Yan suddenly became furious.

"Shen Lang, the big dick you mentioned just now, could it be me?"

This, it has been more than an hour before you realized it.

Shen Lang has not spoken yet.

Ning Yan drew out his big sword and slapped Shen Lang.

Yes, it's shooting, not chopping.

You must teach this scumbag a lesson, and dare to speak ill of me.

I shoot, shoot, shoot!

in a minute.

Princess Ning Yan was out of breath, and her entire arm was about to be broken.

She slapped a hundred swords wildly, at first she slapped, then slashed.

Slashed Shen Lang with a hundred swords.

However, Dasha blocked them all, not even touching the corner of Shen Lang's clothes.

"Don't hit Ersha, it's not good to fight." Dasha said weakly.

Princess Ning Yan is about to cry, her hands really hurt.

"Shen Lang, just wait for me, I will definitely not let you go, after Dasha leaves, I will beat you to death, I will definitely beat your shit out."

After all, Princess Ning Yan left with a murderous look and went home.

When I saw the tigress kept saying shit and shit.

Immediately, Shen Lang entered the second stage.

Cong Lei has entered the state of Lai.

My brother Yun Mengze is really a god!

………………

the next day!

The monarch decreed to behead more than a dozen warriors from the Qiang mission who burned the holy temple for public display!

"Shua, Shua, Shua..."

More than a dozen executioners chopped off with butcher knives.

The heads of the dozen or so Qiang people rolled down, and blood shot out.

All cheers.

The ministers cheered.

The monarch is mighty.

The country is mighty!

The monarch issued an edict, severely condemning Qiang, and said that all this is not over.

Regarding the burning of the holy temple, the Qiang Kingdom must give the Yue Kingdom an explanation.

Otherwise, the Qiang Kingdom will face the comprehensive sanctions of the Yue Kingdom and bear the thunderous wrath of the people of the Yue Kingdom.

Don't say it's unpredictable.

The people of the world are more excited.

The monarch is indeed wise and tough.

Then the monarch Ning Yuanxian continued to issue an order, ordering the Ministry of Rites to form a mission to the Qiang Kingdom to condemn the Qiang King.

Everyone could not help but shrink their necks.

This, this is they looking for death?

Immediately, 80% of the officials of Honglu Temple were sick at home.

This is death.

Monarch, it’s fine if you fool the common people, we are all sensible people.

That Qiang country is a psychopath, a war madman.

Go crazy and beat yourself.

They are slow in the spread of information, and they don't know that the mission was cut off by Yue.

If King Qiang knew about it, he would have sent a large army to enter the Yue Kingdom.

You still sent a mission to condemn the Qiang king, and you also brought a dozen heads of strong men, and you want the Qiang king to confess his guilt?

Oh my God?

Not to mention the missions, even if the prince led the team, the Qiang king would still kill them.

This trip is not a life of nine deaths, but a life of ten deaths and no life.

And there is no dead body, no place to bury.

Peeling is a certainty, cramping is a certainty, and being boiled and eaten is also a certainty.

So as long as I am on the list of missions, I will not go even if I resign.

Not only the Honghe Temple, but even the young officials of the Ministry of Rituals have sought connections and connections.

Each shows his talents.

In short, it is to prevent myself from being included in the list of envoys to the Qiang country.

And at this moment!

Shen Lang stood up, I'll go!

For the dignity of the king.

For the dignity of Yue.

I am willing to represent the Yue Kingdom as an envoy to the Qiang Kingdom.

I am willing to condemn King Qiang and make him plead guilty.

Let the Qiang Kingdom give the Yue Kingdom an explanation, so that all the people in the world will be satisfied with the explanation.

Suddenly, the whole country was silent.

You, Shen Lang, are you crazy?

Is it not good to live? Do you have to die?

Has the Earl of Xuanwu's Mansion abused you? Make you so upset?

If you want to die, it's very simple. Once you eat the red crane, you can find a rope to hang it, or you can find a deeper latrine and jump down.

Guaranteed to die after half a stick of incense.

These methods of death at least have a whole body, at least they don't have to die so painfully.

Are you going to Qiang country?

This is not just a dead body, it will even be eaten alive by those barbarians.

Shen Lang shouted publicly, I know this trip is a narrow escape.

But for the sake of Yue, for the king, and for my father-in-law to be named Xuanwuhou, why should I be afraid?

When the monarch heard this, his face twitched.

what do you mean?

I have to list the matter of Feng Xuanwuhou separately, do you think it doesn't count if I can speak? Are you going to command my army?

Don't worry, as long as you complete the mission of the Qiang Kingdom, I will keep my word.

Immediately afterwards, Shen Lang expressed his embarrassment.

I, Shen Lang, intend to win glory for the country, but unfortunately I have no fame, my status is too low, and I am just a student of the eunuch.

So the Ministry of Rites directly gave Shen Lang the son of the state to supervise the students.

Shen Lang is still very embarrassed, this diploma is not too hard, it makes me go to Qiang country as an envoy, so I don't have much confidence.

The Ministry of Rites gritted its teeth and bestowed honor on Juren.

Anyway, you are a person who is going to die, and it is not too much to give a Juren fame.

At least it was unanimously approved by the Ministry of Rites at that time.

This is unprecedented.

It is very precious to raise a person's fame and fame. Even if you are a prince, even if you have made great achievements, you will honestly give me the imperial examination. It is impossible to directly give merit.

Now is a really special situation.

Everyone knows that going to Qiang country as an envoy is sacrificing one's life for the country, so it is also appropriate to be promoted from the front line.

Shen Lang is still in a difficult situation, it's not hard enough to raise people's fame.

This makes me not confident enough when I face King Qiang, why don't you give me a raise?

All the officials in the Ministry of Rituals looked sideways, you've gone too far, it's almost enough.

Are you still addicted to blackmail?

Could it be that you want to bestow Jinshi status?

impossible! It is impossible to give Jinshi status even if you die.

Just when Shen Lang and the Ministry of Rites were in a stalemate.

The monarch gave a gift to Jin's other courtyard. Shen Lang opened it and saw that it was a stone, an extremely hard stone.

The meaning of the monarch is very clear.

You think Juren's fame is not hard enough, so is this rock hard enough?

Is it your head, Shen Lang, or the widow's rock?

Therefore, Shen Lang resolutely gave up.

He took over the honor of Juren from the Ministry of Rites.

From now on, Lord Lang is a Juren.

One day later!

The monarch made another decree to confer Shen Lang as the eighth-rank master book of Honglu Temple.

What a petty official like a sesame seed.

Two days later!

The monarch then decreed to give Shen Lang Chao Sanlang the title.

This Chaosanlang is an official title, not a position, it is false.

That means that you have been promoted by one level, and you will be from the seventh rank from now on.

Shen Lang has broken the record of the court of the Yue Kingdom for decades.

When raising someone to be an official, he was promoted to a higher rank in just five days, and he achieved the seventh rank.

The speed of this promotion is very fast.

But no one is envious, because these are all routines.

Another two days have passed!

The monarch officially decreed!

Canonize Shen Lang as the official envoy, lead the mission, go to the Qiang country, condemn the Qiang king, and make sure not to damage the national prestige of the Yue country.

Of course, the so-called envoy is only Shen Lang, not even a deputy envoy.

A hundred cavalrymen escorted Shen Lang out of the Suzaku Gate and headed for the Qiang Kingdom.

Princess Ning Yan will send you off in a hundred miles!

Finally, she shouted to Shen Lang: "Shen Lang, you are doing well, you are a hero."

"Don't worry, after you die, I will take good care of Xiaobing for you."

Suddenly, Shen Lang gritted his teeth.

If you can't speak, tigress, don't speak.

"Although you went to the Qiang country this time and escaped death, even if there is hope, you still have to come back alive."

"We are brothers, and I will definitely protect your family."

"Shen Lang, you must have hope in your heart, and you must desperately live."

Then, the tigress princess felt that her incentives were too general and not substantial enough.

So, she shouted loudly: "Shen Lang, don't you want to sleep with me? When you come back alive, brother, I will sleep with you. I, Ning Yan, will do what I say."

Shen Lang was about to move, but I managed to hold back, tigress, you are cheating on me!

With this sentence, Shen Lang entered the third stage.

From ladle to stone.

well! I believe that it will enter the third stage soon.

My brother Yun Mengze is really a god.

At this time, this man of God was right at Princess Ning Yan, waving at Shen Lang.

The imperial ambassador Yun Mengze said: "Brother Lang, this trip is thousands of miles away from the Qiang Kingdom, we must seize the opportunity, break the taboos in our hearts, and find a brand new self."

Persuading me to cheat, you can actually say it so beautifully and refined.

My brother really deserves to be a talent!

………………

Time flies like water, and time flies like a shuttle.

The days on the road are so boring, and I can't pretend to be forceful, and there are no beautiful women.

On the left is Dasha, and on the right is Huang Feng.

In the middle is Shen Shisan who is sneaking and peeping at Huang Feng!

These two really have an affair.

Thirteen?

When did your eyes go blind?

Why didn't I know you have such a strong taste?

The days when you can't pretend, pass by quickly!

…………

Ten days later!

Shen Lang led the mission and entered the Qiang Kingdom with a dozen heads of the Qiang people!

"Bang bang bang bang..."

The ground began to tremble.

Then a Qiang cavalry surged over like a tide, and instantly surrounded Shen Lang.

A super tall, super strong, but very beautiful woman, she rides a white bull, standing out from the crowd.

She held a Qinglong Yanyue Knife in her hand, which definitely weighed more than a hundred catties.

No wonder you have to ride a bull, and the horse can't carry it at all.

"You are Shen Lang, the envoy of the Yue Kingdom?" the female general of the Qiang Kingdom said coldly.

Shen Lang said: "I'm right!"

The female general said coldly: "Take them all for me, take this Shen Lang's skin and cramps, pick off pieces of meat from his body and feed them to the dogs!"

"yes!"

Then thousands of cavalrymen from the Qiang Kingdom wailed like ghosts and howled like wolves, brandished their scimitars, and charged towards Shen Lang's mission.

Shen Lang said loudly: "Princess Arunana, everyone is your own person! Have you seen the idiot behind me? He is your husband?"

"Dasha, why don't you go meet your wife?"

………………

Note: The second update is here, and I will continue to write the third update. It seems to be going to a movie, but I can't even squeeze out two hours, woo woo woo!

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