History’s Strongest Husband

Shen Lang understood it this way, and this sentence can also be translated as killing people.

He is still very good at this, but unfortunately, Your Majesty, your ovulation period has passed for several days, but warm-up rehearsals are fine.

Even if it can be done immediately on this ship, anyway, there are no men in the entire Amazon country, and they are not afraid of being seen by the queen's ass.

Queen Ada said: "Your Excellency Shen Lang, do you know the traditions of our Amazon tribe?"

Shen Lang said: "I know, what?"

Queen Ada said: "After more than a month, the annual breeding season of our Amazon tribe will come. At that time, I will also go to the island of borrowing/species. I hope you can fulfill your promise then."

Can't you do it now? Is it not possible here? I have endured it for a long time. I am now so hungry that I could swallow a cow.

Shen Lang said with a serious face: "Then I will wait and see."

She thought that Her Majesty the Queen was going to have something to do with him here.

But he was wondering again, could it be that she only had one joy in her life? Wouldn't that be worse than Cowherd and Weaver Girl, the two can meet at least once a year.

Next, the beaten queen continued to send Shen Lang away by boat. The distance from Amazon Island was getting farther and farther, and the people behind stopped sending each other off.

The ship quickly floated into the formation of giant reefs.

"Would you like to visit these reef giants?" Queen Ada asked.

Shen Lang said: "Of course."

Before she could finish her sentence, Queen Ada held Shen Lang between her arms, jumped up suddenly, and jumped directly onto the head of a giant rock.

"These reef giants are our sea walls, resisting the invasion of the enemy for generations." Queen Ada said.

Shen Lang said: "Did you carve these giant statues, or were they born like this?"

Queen Ada said: "At least from the beginning of our history, they have been like this."

Shen Lang hesitated for a moment, then asked again: "Is it a unique case that the high priest gave birth to a son?"

Queen Ada said: "No,

Although very, very rare, there are still one in a million. "

Shen Lang said: "Then what about these boys?"

Queen Ada said: "You should know our ancestral precepts that any man who enters the Amazon country will die, including those who are born. So in the very early tradition, these baby boys were indeed thrown into the stormy sea."

Shen Lang's face couldn't help but twitch, no matter what the reason is, this kind of behavior is evil.

Queen Ada said: "But the vast majority of people in this world are not hard-hearted, including us Amazons. Since about three hundred years ago, every time a baby boy is born, it will be secretly sent to the outside world. Find a family to adopt. Then carve out a fake baby and throw it into the sea. Of course, this is a secret that only the queen knows. On the one hand, it does not violate human nature;

Shen Lang said: "Is there a specific mission for the Amazon warrior tribe to guard this great pyramid for generations?"

Queen Ada said: "Yes."

Shen Lang said: "What mission?"

Queen Ada said: "Protect the Amazon God of War."

Shen Lang was startled, what kind of mission is this? There is no god of war in this world.

Moreover, in Greek mythology, Ares, the god of war, is not a positive figure, he symbolizes bloodthirsty and killing. Even in the DC movie "Wonder Woman", I didn't forget to black out the God of War.

Queen Ada said: "Amazon has many ancestral precepts, some are good, and some are bad, we have to abide by it."

Shen Lang said: "Then do you think the ancestral precept of borrowing the island of seeds is a good gift for reproduction?"

"Very good." Queen Ada said, "Don't you think it's very ugly?"

Shen Lang said: "I don't know what to say, and I'm a scum, so I'm not qualified to say it."

Queen Ada said: "I understand what you mean. You think that a man and a woman must have feelings to be together. In order to reproduce offspring, it does sound absurd to directly ask a man to borrow a seed."

That's what it means.

Queen Ada said: "Actually, some of the female Amazon warriors have never gone to the island of borrowing seeds to participate in the ceremony of reproduction, because they are celibates. Even if some people went, they returned empty, because They didn't find the man they wanted."

"We, like women in the outside world, have feelings and reproduce. We will choose a man we like very, very much. There must be a strong attraction, and there must be a collision of sexual power."

"We can't think that we have no feelings because of the short time we have feelings. And we are more loyal than women in the outside world. At least after our people have reproduced, we will never borrow the way of planting again. At least many Amazon women A soldier experiences only one man in his life."

"The gift of reproduction in more than a month, will you definitely go to the island of borrowing seeds?"

Shen Lang said: "I will definitely."

Queen Ada said: "Then make an appointment, and then we will meet in another way."

Then, she jumped off the giant rock with Shen Lang in her arms, and returned to the boat.

The ship continued to sail forward and left the sea wall composed of giant reefs, which was regarded as leaving the Amazon country.

Queen Ada said: "Your Excellency Shen Lang, is there anything else you haven't said?"

Shen Lang knew what she meant, the queen was asking if you are sure not to put forward any conditions? You just saved the Amazon kingdom.

But when he was under the pyramid before, Shen Lang made it clear that he has no conditions to save this country.

I have to finish my bragging with tears in my eyes.

Shen Lang gritted his teeth, nodded vigorously and said, "No more."

Queen Ada said: "You saved our entire country, is it true that there are no conditions?"

Shen Lang said angrily: "If you say no, then there will be no more."

If you want to give, give it, and if you don't give it, don't make a fuss about it.

Queen Ada said: "You once said before that the purpose of your coming to the Amazon country is to conquer us."

Wrong, it is to conquer you, and then indirectly gain the allegiance of the Amazon female warrior clan.

But now it seems that even if Her Majesty the Queen is conquered, it may not be possible to conquer the entire tribe of Amazon female warriors.

Queen Ada said: "I know you are almost..."

Her Majesty the Queen racked her brains, as if she wanted to recall an idiom, and it was an idiom from the Eastern world.

"Is the road blue?" Shen Lang said.

"Yes, you are almost a blue thread in the western world." Queen Ada said: "So our army must be particularly needed, but you also know our ancestral precepts, no female warrior is allowed to leave the Amazon Sea."

"The power of the ancestral precepts is very powerful. Sometimes you have to obey even if you don't like it. So I'm sorry, I'm afraid I will disappoint you. The army of the Amazon Kingdom cannot be loyal to you and cannot go out with you."

Shen Lang was silent.

Queen Ada said: "Now, do you have anything else to say?"

Shen Lang said: "No."

"So farewell." Queen Ada said: "I hope to see you in more than a month!"

Then Queen Ada jumped up lightly, left the boat and jumped on top of the giant rock, and her farewell was over.

Shen Lang took a small boat and slowly left the reef giant array, leaving completely.

He left alone.

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Shen Lang's heart trembled, wouldn't it be like this?

Me, I'm just pretending, don't you really give me nothing? I don't believe it!

It's like saying to your friends when you get married, it's fine for you to come, don't give red envelopes, but you have already calculated the approximate number of these red envelopes in your heart.

As a result, when this group of friends came to have a wedding banquet, they really didn't give half a cent of the red envelope. But when they got married, you each wrapped a big red envelope, and you suddenly felt like a fucking dog.

Immediately, Shen Lang had an impulse to turn around and go back to the Amazon kingdom, directly asking the queen for the army.

There are only 30,000 people in the Amazon Queen's Kingdom, and 15,000 adult female warriors. I don't want 10,000, not 8,000. I only need 5,000. If it doesn't work, 3,000 troops will do.

I saved the entire Amazon country, so your reward is to let me sleep once in a month and a half?

Damn, that's my loss, okay, I'm going to donate naked again.

Shen Lang's boat was getting farther and farther away from the Kingdom of the Amazon Queen, Shen Lang's feeling of being a dog was getting stronger and stronger, and he wished to kill Queen Ada first, and then kill Queen Ada again.

Just when Shen Lang was cold all over and felt that he was going to return empty-handed.

suddenly.

In the sea area ahead, a fleet of the Amazon kingdom appeared. These large ships were densely packed with Amazon female warriors, and the leader was Princess Dora.

Shen Lang quickly calculated that there were about 300 Amazon female warriors on each ship, a total of 26 ships, that is to say, a total of 8,000 Amazon female warriors.

Routine, all routine!

Queen Ada, I will definitely not let you go in a month and a half, how dare you play me like this.

Shen Lang almost doubted his life.

I saved Amazon, but I got nothing in return. Who would dare to do good things in the future?

And now!

Her Majesty the Queen directly gave Shen Lang most of the army of the Amazon Queen Kingdom, a total of 8,000 extremely powerful Amazon female warriors.

An army like no other!

Such a huge harvest, Shen Lang wanted to shout loudly in his heart, he was going against the sky.

Eight thousand Amazon warriors are enough to sweep an army of one hundred thousand.

Shen Lang boarded Princess Dora's big boat.

The princess's flowing long silver hair was gone, replaced by neck-length short hair, because her hair was burned a lot to save Shen Lang.

No, it's even hotter and sexier this way.

"According to the group training, the female warriors of the Amazon Kingdom must never leave the country for half a step. So 8,000 of us were exiled. From now on, I am no longer Dora Reese, but Dora Roland."

This means that there are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom. The world is really the same everywhere, and everything is a routine.

Three hundred years ago, the Queen of the Amazons made a fake baby boy and threw it into the sea. Now Queen Ada exiled 8,000 main warriors and handed them over to Shen Lang.

Shen Lang opened his arms and said to Princess Dora: "Welcome, my sisters, I swear that I will find you a country as beautiful as the Amazon and become your new home."

Princess Dora embraced Shen Lang with open arms: "From now on, our lives will be entrusted to you, Your Majesty the future Emperor."

The two hugged each other tightly.

Suddenly, Princess Dora said: "Your Majesty, can't you control yourself at this time? This is very indecent."

Shen Lang didn't dare to admit it at this time, what he was thinking about was Queen Ada, because Queen Ada was more mature and attractive than Dora.

"Princess Dora, sometimes you have to forgive me, it's just that God made you too beautiful."

Following Princess Dora's order, the fleet carried 8,000 Amazon female warriors and headed for Mulan City.

Shen Lang's plan finally came to fruition, and he finally won the allegiance of the Amazon Legion.

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Bijin City, the army is going out.

During the last expedition to the Witch Empire, Duke Dibos made a bold statement and also performed a sacrifice to the Vulcan, which resulted in a complete victory.

But this time there were no bold words, Duke Dibos only said one sentence.

"Kill those clowns at the southern end of the Bichao Peninsula!"

"Set off!"

Following her order, a 100,000-strong army set out in a mighty manner. His uncle, Earl Austin, led an army of 50,000, and set off from land to the south of the Bichao Peninsula to attack Mulan City. The Bloody Baron's fleet carried another 50,000 troops, and landed and attacked near Mulan City by sea.

One hundred thousand troops, attacking from north to south!

Numerous people from Bijin City also came to watch this expedition. It was only now that they knew that a group of orientals built a city in Bichao Peninsula, and they were the aliens who had been burned to death.

Of course, no one regards him as the husband of Duke Dibos now, because everyone knows that the Grand Duchess married him only for sacrifice.

No one in Bigin City was excited, because this battle was more like a fly swatter battle.

That little boy from the East only has 2,000 troops, and it's effortless for 100,000 people to attack 2,000 people.

"That little boy from the east is simply a clown thief. He took advantage of our land secretly while Duke Dibos was away."

"I heard that the shit pulled out by the Orientals is black, and it will pollute the entire land for several years and cannot be planted. This time, the Grand Duke's army killed them all, and they need to be completely burned to ashes and thrown into the sea. inside, so as not to pollute our land."

"Duke Dibos even defeated the million-strong army of the Witch Empire, let alone two thousand Orientals."

After Duke Dibos returned to the castle on horseback, countless compliments came from his ears.

She didn't personally attack Shen Lang, it's not that she didn't pay attention, otherwise she wouldn't have returned with an army of 100,000. What she paid attention to was not Shen Lang, but because Queen Medusa handed over 2,000 troops to Shen Lang, she was worried that the Witch Empire would come back to life in Bibo Province.

But she can't go out in person, that would be too flattering to Shen Lang, she is the female commander who defeated the Witch Empire, and she is the guardian of the southern border of the Third Empire of Xilun, if the mere 2,000 enemies want her to go out in person, then It is too ridiculous.

After returning to the castle, Duke Dibos sat at his desk and wrote a letter to Emperor Sauron.

In the past few months, she has written a letter to Sauron every day, telling her admiration and loyalty.

Every letter is full of enthusiasm, even though she has never met His Highness Sauron.

After writing the letter, it was thoroughly sealed and then sealed with a wax seal.

"Send it to His Majesty Sauron as quickly as possible," Duke Dibos said.

"Yes, my master." The middle-aged eunuch Talun said: "In the language of the Orientals, is there a sentence that should be said?"

Duke Dibos said: "If it's flattery, forget it."

Talen said: "I swear every word comes from my heart. Even if I keep my mouth shut, every word will burst out from my chest. My master has become younger and more beautiful after you returned this time. , I think there is no more beautiful woman in the world than you, and you should become the queen of the Xilun Empire."

Duke Dibos said: "Should I trust the eyes of an eunuch? Do they still have the ability to appreciate women?"

Talen said in grief: "My master, what I have been castrated is only desire, not aesthetics."

"Go, go, you have been delayed for a minute." Dibosi said.

"Yes, my lord." Talen said with a wind at his feet, "but I won't waste this minute."

Then, he sprinted out exaggeratedly.

Duke Dibos opened the door, came to the big organ, and began to play.

Every day after that, she would practice playing, because she needed to play for His Majesty Sauron and to gain his appreciation.

Shen Lang once overheard her playing, but she stopped directly. Her piano sound was not for Shen Lang.

Played it over and over until it was determined that there was no more room to progress today.

After a little hesitation, Dibos played the "Exodus".

She is indeed talented, even in terms of music, after only hearing Shen Lang play it once, she almost memorized it.

This piece of music is really good, is it necessary for her to play it for His Majesty Sauron?

No, no, no, absolutely not.

This song is very good, but because it was written by Shen Lang, it is a sin, so it has to disappear completely in this world, disappearing together with Shen Lang.

Duke Dibos stood up and said, "Come on, burn this piano."

The people outside bowed and said, "Yes!"

Their hearts are full of doubts. This piano has a history of more than 100 years. Why should it be burned?

………………

Dibos came to the high tower of the castle and looked at the fleet on the distant sea, which was already far away.

She wanted to write a poem, describing the feeling of the fleet drifting away and gradually disappearing.

However, Western verses are very good at shaping emotions, but in terms of scenery and artistic conception, they seem to be lacking compared to Eastern verses. At least Duke Dibos can't make the poem that the lonely sails are far away, the shadows are blue, and the sky is full.

"Bring it in!" Duke Dibos said.

A moment later, a beautiful woman was brought in, it was Hill, the Black Widow.

Duke Dibos didn't look back. She was a white supremacist and would not turn to look at a Vida woman.

She knew about Hill, a rich woman, a woman who killed her husband at a wedding, and once used to commandeer Hill's fleet.

"Have you ever rescued that oriental man? You have slept with him?" Duke Dibos said.

"Aren't you too? What we have in common is that we have been entered by the same person. Yours may be whiter, but it is definitely not nobler than mine." Black Widow Hill said in her heart.

Of course, she just said this in her heart, she is a sea merchant, and she knows how to watch words and deeds, and pretend to be false.

"That's a liar. I was cheated of 250,000 gold coins by him." Black Widow Hill said indignantly, "Your Excellency, I am also a victim."

"She still cheated your heart?" Duke Dibos said in his heart, but she would not say this, because it would appear too light, and every word she said to the lower races had to be cold and gentle. Not redundant, every word should be stingy.

"No need to explain!" Duke Dibos said: "When he dies, you will be free!"

Then she waved her hand and had Black Widow Hill taken away.

Continuing to grow at the window, watching the expedition fleet completely disappear from view, she went back to the study and started busy work.

"Send an order to let the governors of the five southern provinces of the empire come to see me. I need to know their loyalty to His Majesty Sauron. Not only must they say it out of their mouths, but they must also act out it."

"Yes, my lord!"

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Earl Austin Russo's 50,000-strong army first marched a hundred miles to the east, and then went south into the Bichao Peninsula.

His marching speed is already very fast, reaching about sixty miles a day.

"Why do we bring these trebuchets? They greatly slow down our marching speed." Earl Austin said, "Do we still need trebuchets to attack a small town defended by two thousand troops?"

The Vulcan Priest said: "Lord Earl, this is just a performance for us. We want the aliens to show the might of the Vulcan God."

"Vulcan Tianwei?" Earl Austin said: "Your Excellency, please forgive my disrespect. I have traveled all over the world, and I have only heard about Vulcan, and I have not had the honor to witness his Tianwei. The fireworks are very beautiful, but a romantic god may not be popular, and a real god should be feared."

The Vulcan Priest said: "Your will."

Then, she pointed to the house not far away.

Earl Austin couldn't help looking.

The scene fell into a brief silence, and everyone waited quietly.

suddenly!

"boom……"

There was a loud bang.

The house was smashed to pieces in an instant, a ball of flames rose into the sky, countless gravels flew randomly, and thick smoke filled the sky.

Everyone was completely stunned. Is this the power of thunder? It was so powerful that it instantly tore a solid house into pieces?

The Vulcan Priest said: "Your Excellency, how are you?"

Earl Austin said: "I take back all the previous disrespectful words, your god is indeed awe-inspiring."

Then, Earl Austin said: "It's a pity that this weapon of Thunder Fury should not be used on the Clown City of the Orientals, it should appear in the holy war with the Witch Empire. That is called Shen Lang Dongfang You don't deserve to die on a weapon like this, clown."

The Vulcan Priest said: "The city-states of the Witch Empire are all people of the Western race. Vulcan's weapons cannot be used for civil wars, but should be used for foreign enemies."

Earl Austin said: "Please allow me to pay my respects again."

The Vulcan Priest said: "This time, we brought thousands of copies of Vulcan's Wrath, which is enough to completely wipe out the cities of the Easterners. They will think that they have encountered God's wrath."

Thousands of Vulcan's Wrath sounds scary, but it is actually thousands of gunpowder packets, and it is relatively primitive black powder.

But this is indeed a super big deal. In order to destroy a mere Mulan City, dozens of tons of gunpowder were actually used.

"This Vulcan's wrath is really shocking. Once it is thrown out with a trebuchet, I can't imagine the scene of the world falling apart. The group of Easterners may kneel on the ground and cry and pray, begging the gods for forgiveness. But these trebuchets It's really too slow, I'm worried that the Bloody Baron's army will land earlier and attack the Eastern Clown City earlier than us."

In the mouth of Di Bosi's army, Shen Lang's Mulan City has always been called the Oriental Clown City.

Earl Austin sneered for a while, but did not answer.

It is impossible for such a thing to happen. Now that the bloody baron has become a retainer of the Russo family, how could he do such a shameless thing.

Earl Austin was sure that the army at sea would arrive earlier than him, but start the battle later.

Although Austin doesn't take the honor of destroying the Eastern Clown City seriously, others must not dare to snatch it.

………………

Zhang Chunhua is still very powerful. In just 13 days, she led 6,000 slaves to build the Chunhua City Pass.

The 3,000-meter-long city wall and three blockhouses, she once again lamented that cement and bricks are simply a revolutionary invention, making construction as simple as piles of sand.

But unfortunately, the cement is almost used up, and the sea is blocked, and the volcanic ash can no longer be transported, and new cement cannot be produced, so the architectural miracle of Queen City will stop.

She stood on the five-meter-high city wall, and above the city gate was written the three big characters of Chunhua Pass, which made her especially satisfied.

She even fell into a certain kind of reverie in her mind. It was absolutely impossible for his father, Zhang Chong, to marry her to Shen Lang as a concubine before, because his status did not match, and Shen Lang was just a son-in-law of a nobleman.

And now, her father, Zhang Chong, would probably happily send her into Shen Lang's arms.

Regardless of success or failure of the great cause in the future, Shen Lang is also the queen of the emperor, and being able to become a concubine is also the glory of any family, and it is worthy of celebration.

"Master Zhang, Duke Dibos's army is still fifty miles away from us, and it will approach the city tomorrow."

Zhang Chunhua couldn't help frowning when he heard these three words, what is Mr. Zhang? Why is it not the title of the imperial concubine?

"Where is Shen Lang? Have you seen him on the sea yet?" Zhang Chunhua asked, "Will Meng Luolan escort him to the country of Amazons in return?"

The general of the Eastern Warriors frowned and said, "Master Zhang, please pay attention to your words and titles, and don't call His Majesty by name. There is no sign of His Majesty on the sea, and General Meng Luolan has sent someone to report back. He has not yet seen His Majesty return. .”

Zhang Chunhua said: "Aren't you coming back yet? Is it true that the two thousand of us really have to fight this battle by ourselves?"

………………

Shen Lang only has two thousand troops under his command, but they have to be divided into two places.

There were 1,500 defenders in Mulan City, and only 500 defenders at the Liuli City Gate in the northern valley.

Up to now, there are already five cannons in the entire Mulan City, but all of them are equipped on the Mulan City Wall.

The Liuli City Gate where Zhang Chunhua was located had no artillery, only 500 defenders, but he had to face Earl Austin's 50,000 troops.

Five hundred against fifty thousand sounds creepy. Two hundred and fifty people under her command belong to the Eastern Warriors, and the other 250 people belong to the Roland Knights.

The next day, Count Austin's 50,000 troops had already arrived, and it was dark and endless.

Two hours later.

Fifty thousand troops are approaching the city!

Zhang Chunhua noticed that the opponent's army still had 30 medium-sized trebuchets, is he going crazy?

You 50,000 people attacked our small city of 500 people, and you still need so many trebuchets?

Earl Austin couldn't help being stunned when he saw the defenders on this small city wall, five hundred? What are you kidding?

When did I Austin fight such a ridiculous war? Fifty thousand people fighting five hundred people? And the leading enemy is still a woman?

The Vulcan Priest said: "My God? Their city walls are as ugly as their cities. The city wall in front of them is really like a bug lying between the valleys. Our Vulcan Wrath can easily kill this bug. Shred."

Earl Austin glanced at the sun in the sky and said: "It's almost noon, I hope the battle will end within two hours!"

"Your will!" the Vulcan Priest said.

"Your will." Several generals under his command roared.

The Vulcan Priest shouted: "Prepare the trebuchet, prepare for the Wrath of the Vulcan, let these oriental clowns feel the power of heaven and earth, and what is destruction and death! Tear up the oriental city wall in front of you completely!"

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