History’s Strongest Husband

(Congratulations to Jian Shangen for becoming the new leader of this book, thank you)

At this moment, Shen Lang really had countless question marks in his heart.

First of all, why did he have a sister again? Or the third leader of the Skeleton Pirate Legion? How many women has His Majesty Jiang Li slept with in the Western world? How did he get involved with the Skeleton Party again?

Secondly, hasn't the skeleton party pirate army disappeared for more than ten years? They went to the southern world for an adventure, why are they back again? And how did this Hela find Mulan City? How do you know that Shen Lang belongs to her younger brother?

Also, her name was not chosen randomly. Hela is also a character in ancient legends (Hela is the god of death in Nordic mythology, the last chapter has been revised), and only very powerful people can be named like this.

"My dear brother, why are you so powerless?" Hela pinched Shen Lang's arm, then patted his chest, flattened her wild and sexy lips and said, "I really I didn't expect that our such a powerful father would give birth to such a little boy like you. But it's nothing, my sister will protect you from now on."

Then, she suddenly asked: "You said Helen just now? Is it Princess Helen of Queen City? Is she also father's daughter?"

How rough are your nerves, you only ask now.

Shen Lang said: "Don't you know?"

Hela said: "How do I know, father is a very serious person, how do I know that he will sleep with someone else?"

Shen Lang carefully looked at her face, wanting to recognize how similar her appearance was to his own? It turned out that she was not similar to herself, but she was indeed very similar to His Majesty Jiang Li, especially her eyes and her nose.

Moreover, she is very tall, more than 1.9 meters tall, and she easily lifted Shen Lang off the ground just now.

Hela is very glamorous, and has a wild beauty. The whole face is biased towards the bridal chamber, except for the eyes are purple eyes, and the lips are western women's, very sexy lips, thicker than oriental women, but they are similar to Hollywood actress Jolie's mouth is somewhat similar.

Seeing Shen Lang looking at her like this, Hela's eyes were a little mischievous, seeing Shen Lang's eyes falling on her mouth, she pouted and kissed Shen Lang's face with a smile: "Sister's lips are very sexy, right? Hahaha……"

She is more like a descendant of His Majesty Jiang Li than Shen Lang, Shen Lang said: "Go, I have a lot of questions to ask you."

Then, Shen Lang took her into the study.

"I hate the study room the most." Hela couldn't sit still after entering the study room. When she saw a sword, she couldn't help picking it up to play.

This is a golden sword that Shen Lang built to play with. The combined weight does not exceed thirty catties, which is already very heavy for Shen Lang.

Hela clenched her hands tightly, and suddenly the sword burst into light. Her grudge is very strong.

"Huhuhu..." Hela slashed with her sword violently.

"Pfft..." The golden sword was bent directly, and the hilt was directly pinched and deformed.

Shen Lang was completely speechless, this is not pure gold, it only has 50% content, it will be deformed and bent when you grab it lightly, how strong your strength must be.

"I'm sorry..." Hela stuck out her tongue, then picked up a crystal ball on the table to play with, gently tossed it in her hand, then held it in her hand and carefully tried to pinch it.

"Pfft..." The whole crystal ball was crushed by him, such a hard crystal ball was crushed?

"I'm sorry..." Hela clapped her hands, raised her hands and said, "I promise not to touch anything, I really can't help it, no matter what is in my hands, I want to crush it."

Immediately, Shen Lang remembered an even more terrifying picture, and couldn't help but shudder.

"Brother, I'm up. That Princess Helen you mentioned." Hela said, "I've seen her before, and we had a fight, more than ten years ago."

Shen Lang said: "Why are you fighting?"

Hela was a little embarrassed, and said: "She is so beautiful that she doesn't look like a real person. It's rare for me to see such a beautiful woman, so I went to woo, and then she refused, and then I teased with words, and then we fought gone."

"Wait, this is a bit too much information." Shen Lang said, "You want to court her?"

Hela said: "I didn't know she was my sister at the time, we are not alike at all."

Shen Lang said: "But, she is a woman, and you are also a woman?"

Hela said: "What? Can't you? My dear brother, your thinking is too conservative."

Well? Ok, Ok!

Shen Lang said: "Hella, how old are you this year?"

Hela opened her beautiful eyes, looked at Shen Lang charmingly and said, "Brother, guess what."

"Thirty-three?" Shen Lang said.

Hela suddenly felt sad and covered her chest, as if she had been shot by an arrow, and said sadly, "My dear brother, am I that old in your heart?"

Shen Lang said: "No, your appearance is twenty-five years old, but your temperament and charm are twenty-eight years old. But Princess Helen is already thirty-three years old, you must not be younger than her."

"Dear little brother, your mouth is so sweet, my sister likes you." Haila stepped forward and kissed Shen Lang again, then pursed her lips and said, "As for my sister's real age, I keep it a secret. How old are you, brother?"

Shen Lang said: "It's almost twenty-five years old."

Hela said: "Then I will be considered twenty-five years old. I will always be only one month older than you. I just need to keep my sister's title."

I believe in your ghost, Shen Lang knew that the Hela in front of him must be bigger than Princess Helen.

Shen Lang said: "By the way, Hela, who won the fight between you and Helen?"

"I don't want to talk about this." Hela turned her face away.

Uh, Shen Lang was shocked! Is Princess Helen that strong? She was only seventeen years old at the time, and Hela should be much older than her. Now that Hela has become so strong, isn't Helen even stronger?

Shen Lang said: "Hella, how did you find me? How do you know that I am Jiang Li's son?"

Princess Hela said: "It's a long story. I came back this time in a hurry to catch up with a grand festival, which is the gift of reproduction in the kingdom of Queen Amazon. After I went to the island of borrowing seeds, I discovered A woman of incomparable beauty who captivates me."

Wait, wait! Shen Lang's scalp is numb, the gift of reproduction is for the birth of offspring, why are you a woman joining in the fun?

"Why? Can't it?" Hela said: "You are too utilitarian. The gift of reproduction is not only for the birth of offspring, but the most important thing is to find love and happiness, isn't it?"

Well! Well, there is a reason for what you say.

"It turned out that the woman was Queen Ada. I immediately pursued her more enthusiastically, but she was always very cold. I thought she disliked my bad background, so I told her that although I was a pirate, my father His status is very noble, he is a king in the Eastern world." Hela said: "As a result, Her Majesty the Queen asked me who my father was. I shouldn't have said it, but she is so beautiful and charming. I didn't hold back and said my father's name. As a result, she was really excited. I thought he was moved, but I didn't expect her to tell me that I have a younger brother who lives in this Bichao Peninsula."

Shen Lang looked at Hela in disbelief. He originally thought that Hela had found the Black Pearl, and it was the Black Pearl who told her. After all, the Black Pearl is a descendant of the Skeleton Party. He never thought that she would find out about it from Queen Ada. , this is really bizarre.

"Hella, how did father get involved with the Skeleton Party?" Shen Lang asked.

Hila was stunned and said, "What do you mean getting involved? My father is the first generation leader of the Skeleton Pirate Corps."

Shen Lang was stunned again, and he asked for a long time: "Isn't the name of the first generation leader of the Skeleton Party called Rocky?"

Shen Lang still remembers it very clearly, because this name is the evil god in Norse mythology.

Hela smiled and said, "Can't father use the name from the Western world? And this name was given to him by my mother."

Shen Lang said: "Then who is your mother?"

Hela said: "A powerful female pirate named Angela, eight years older than our father, but she was coaxed into bed by him and became his lifelong admirer."

Shen Lang said: "Then your mother is now?"

Hela said: "It's already dead. Her skeleton party pirate army was rampant in the western world, but I heard that my father died suddenly in the eastern world. So I led the skeleton party army south to go to the lost country to find top-secret weapons and return to the east." The world, to avenge her father, but she failed and died!"

Shen Lang suddenly fell silent, he didn't expect this to be the truth. He was very curious at first, such a powerful Skeleton Party Legion clearly dominates the entire western world, but he is going to take risks in the south. Now the truth is finally revealed. It turns out that it is not only Shen Lang who wants to avenge his father, but also him Women of the Western World.

"I'm sorry." Shen Lang sighed.

"It's nothing. Pirates are doing evil, and they may die every day, isn't it?" Hela shrugged: "So each of us must enjoy ourselves in time."

Shen Lang said: "Then what is the so-called lost country?"

Haila said: "A forbidden area in the western world. It is said that thousands of years ago, there was a powerful empire in the sea area south of the New World. For some reason, it perished overnight. But there is a powerful empire hidden in this lost country. The secret weapon has the power to destroy the world. Therefore, countless pirates went south to explore this lost country, but all of them failed. After hearing the news of Jiang Li’s father’s death, the mother went to explore the lost country as if possessed by a demon, and found This secret weapon, kill back to the Eastern World."

Shen Lang said: "Then... have you found this lost country?"

Hela nodded and said, "After searching for five years, countless people died, and finally found it."

Shen Lang said: "And then?"

Hela said: "However, that lost country has already been occupied."

Shen Lang said: "Who?"

Hela said: "I don't know, a very mysterious and powerful force."

Shen Lang said: "Then you started a war with that force?"

"No, no." Hela said: "That is a very arrogant and mysterious force. Although they have occupied the lost country, they did not prevent us from landing, nor did they prevent us from exploring. Even in the lost country, we We have never met them, we can feel their existence, but we have never seen them, they seem to be a high hermit, overlooking all living beings."

Shen Lang said: "And then?"

Hela said: "Then we explored in the lost country, trying to find the legendary powerful secret weapon. We found a lot of things, and some things were even very magical, but we still haven't found the secret weapon that destroys the world. .Maybe those secret weapons have already been taken away by that mysterious hidden force."

From this point of view, this lost empire is not the ancient empire, but the civilization of this world, which only existed thousands of years ago. They also accidentally discovered the traces of the ancient civilization, so they instantly became stronger.

But why did they perish? This is unknown. Even Shen Lang was completely unaware of the existence of this lost empire, and he had never seen any records of this empire, including in Dibosi's library.

Shen Lang said: "And then?"

Hela said: "After that, we were trapped in the lost kingdom."

Shen Lang said: "What do you mean?"

Hela said: "It's a very weird and unpredictable world, where the direction changes all the time. When you wake up, the east is no longer the east, and the west is no longer the west. Our fleet is constantly on the move. When sailing at sea, we thought we had traveled tens of thousands of miles, but the result was that we were always spinning in the same place, as if there was a whirlpool of devils, and we could never escape. And there were countless sea beasts in the sea, and we were fighting crazily every day. There were countless casualties. In the end, we had to return to the lost country, and we were trapped in that weird ruined country, and tried to get out countless times, all of which failed."

How is this going? Will the direction keep changing over the ocean? You can look at the sun in the sky, and you can also look at the planets.

"We have worked hard for ten years, but we will never be able to escape that sea area, and we will always be fighting against the wall. No matter which direction we head, we will eventually return to the starting point, and once the fleet goes into the sea, it will be attacked by crazy sea beasts. We are The most powerful pirates in the west, we are not afraid of any monsters, we keep fighting, fighting, fighting." Hela said: "So in these years, our skeleton party pirate army has become stronger and stronger, but we also seem to be cursed It’s normal, and I can’t leave anymore.”

Shen Lang said: "And then?"

Hela said: "After my father left, my mother, Ahn'Qiraj, was the leader of the Skeleton Party. But after being trapped in the Lost Kingdom for many years, many things have changed."

Shen Lang said: "Has someone conspired against you?

Hela said: "Mother's right-hand man, Marshal Sharon Bass of the Skeleton Party, said that the reason why the Skeleton Party fell into such a desperate situation was because they offended Poseidon, the god of the sea."

Of course, Shen Lang knew about Poseidon. In the ancient legends of the Western world, he was also considered the ancient god of the West, but what does this have to do with Poseidon?

Hela said: "It has always been said that there is a tomb of the Sea God in the Lost Kingdom, which is the final destination of our pirates."

Shen Lang said: "And then?"

Hela said: "Skull and Bones Marshal Sharon Bass has been spreading the word that our mother, Ahn'Qiraj, angered Poseidon, the god of the sea, and that's why we're stuck in the ruins of this lost country and cannot leave, so we have to ask mother to have a sea burial to sacrifice to the god of the sea. Poseidon, we can leave this sea."

Shen Lang said: "Then your mother went to be buried at sea?"

Hela said: "Countless people were desperate at that time, because although there was no shortage of food in the lost country, there was nothing else. Countless people wanted to return to their homeland, to return to the ocean battlefield, instead of being trapped in On the ruins of a thousand-year-old tomb. These rumors have touched many people, and countless people think that it is the mother's reason that caused our skeleton party fleet to encounter a curse. So mother defeated the skeleton party Sharon Bass and completely expelled gone."

Well? It seems that my father's confidante is not a kind person either.

Hela continued: "After exiling Marshal Sharonbas of the Skeleton Party, my mother chose to be buried at sea, and then she... died."

Although Hela's tone was very flat, Shen Lang could hear that she was full of grief, and he couldn't help but stepped forward and patted Hela's back lightly.

Haila embraced Shen Lang, sniffing the scent of her relatives on him greedily.

"Of course, my mother, Angela, voluntarily sacrificed herself for a sea burial to sacrifice to Poseidon, the god of the sea, but she still failed to save the Skeleton Army." Hela sighed, "The day my mother was buried at sea, it was indeed like a sea god's apparition. That picture. Shocking waves appeared, more than 100 meters in length, an extremely huge octopus devoured its mother. Which octopus seemed to be as big as a castle. And other octopuses had no teeth, only the mouth of that octopus The inside of the device is densely packed with teeth.”

Shen Lang was shocked, an octopus as big as a castle? The key is what does the castle look like?

"We all thought that the sea god had appeared, so we immediately led the skeleton party fleet to leave the lost country." Hela sneered: "The result is still the same. We sailed for several days and nights, and we still returned to the starting point. I can never leave that sea area. My dear brother, you can't imagine that the sea area is obviously very peaceful, without any hidden reefs, without any dangerous shoals, just the endless sea, as if it is easy to leave. But we tried hard Countless times, we have sailed hundreds of thousands of miles, but we can never leave."

Shen Lang said: "And then?"

Hela said: "After my mother was buried at sea, my heart was very painful. The entire Skeleton Party was very painful, and my heart was full of guilt. I know that many people want to apologize to me, but I don't need it. I will stay there too. I couldn't go down, so I chose to leave. I went with a sailboat."

Shen Lang said: "But, you probably won't be able to leave, you're also trapped there."

Hela said: "Yes, I can't go away, I'm also trapped. But I would rather die than go back to the ruins of the lost country. My brother, I will never experience that kind of despair."

Shen Lang couldn't understand it, but he could imagine it. There is nothing on the ruins of the lost country, and there is almost no human habitation. There is only one mysterious force that has completely avoided seeing them, and they will never be found. Anyone in such deserted ruins would go mad.

"It's not just that." Hela said: "The lost country is really a cursed ruin, where it will always be shrouded in darkness and despair. Anyone who lands on that land, the sun is shining brightly, but the entire spiritual world In an instant, it became decadent and dark, and my heart became extremely painful. Over the years, I don’t know how many Skull Party fighters have committed suicide, and people commit suicide every day, and more and more.”

Shen Lang's scalp tingled when he heard this. This land really seemed to be cursed. Anyone who landed would experience depression. The Skeleton Army was already extremely strong. They were trapped there for more than ten years and hadn't killed themselves yet. .

Hela said: "In this way, my sailboat has been floating on the sea for more than a month, and returned to the starting point countless times, but I have never landed on the land of the Lost Kingdom, and I plan to die in this cursed sea area superior."

Shen Lang said: "Then how did you get out of trouble?"

Haila said: "Suddenly one day, an earthquake seemed to happen on the bottom of the sea, and I saw a ball of flames burst out of the sea not far away, rushing into the sky several hundred meters away, and the entire sea boiled completely. The surrounding air seemed to be on fire, and I suffocated quickly. I thought I was going to die, but it was good to die that way, and I welcomed the arrival of death. I didn’t expect that when I woke up again, I had already left that place. A cursed sea, my sailboat drifted back to the sea of ​​the Xilun Dynasty, and I came back alive."

Shen Lang said: "An earthquake occurred on the bottom of the sea, what day is it?"

Hela said: "I don't know how long I was in a coma, but it should be less than two months."

Sure enough, on that day, the ancient energy ball in the Nightmare Mountain in the north failed, and could no longer suppress the big volcano. The shocking volcanic eruption caused a major submarine earthquake, which almost led to the demise of the Amazon country.

Unexpectedly, a chain reaction also occurred in the cursed sea area of ​​​​the lost country.

The reason why Hela got out of trouble was obviously related to the eruption of the Nightmare Volcano.

However, that cursed sea area is still too weird. It can trap the entire fleet and never be able to leave. It can completely reverse the direction of southeast, northwest, and beyond people's imagination.

Shen Lang said: "Hella, how many people are left in the skeleton party fleet?"

"More than half." Hela said, "However, people commit suicide every day, especially after their mother's sea burial. They are extremely guilty, but even more desperate. Maybe it won't be long before this Skeleton Party fleet will be completely wiped out."

Shen Lang said: "But their fighting power is still very strong."

Hela said: "Of course, it is stronger than the skeleton party fleet more than ten years ago, because we have fought countless sea beasts."

Shen Lang closed his eyes, if he could help the Skull Party fleet get out of trouble, would he be able to gain the allegiance of this invincible fleet?

After all, he is the son of Jiang Li, and Jiang Li is the first generation leader of the Skeleton Party fleet. And Hela is also his sister. The leader of Ahn'Qiraj committed suicide to save the fleet. Although she failed, the entire Skeleton Party was full of guilt.

Shen Lang said: "Hella, have you ever thought about going back to the ruins of the lost kingdom and saving the skeleton party fleet?"

"No." Hela said bluntly: "After I returned to the Xilun Dynasty, I had no love in my life. I didn't expect to find you as my younger brother. Then I am not alone in this world. From now on, my sister will stay with me." I will live with you and protect you forever, and of course it would be even better if we can find Helen, the three of us depend on each other for life."

Haila clenched her fists tightly, put her arms around Shen Lang's neck, and kissed her face again: "My dear brother, you can't even imagine how excited I am when I know you exist. My heart The heart was completely shrouded in darkness, but suddenly a gap was torn open, and the sun shone in. You will never understand the depression, loneliness, and pain in the lost country, especially after my mother was buried at sea, I really couldn’t find a job. reason in this world."

Shen Lang can understand that when a person has nothing, knowing that there are relatives in this world, it is as if he owns the whole world.

Although Haila has never seen Shen Lang before and doesn't know his existence, as long as it is a relative, it will become her spiritual life-saving straw.

"Sister is very powerful." Hela grinned, showing her white teeth, and said, "Anyone who wants to hurt you, I will crush him completely."

Shen Lang said: "My sister, do you know what happened to me?"

"I don't know." Hela said, "I haven't communicated with anyone since I came to your small city. I either sleep or practice exercises every day. I don't want to talk to anyone except you."

Shen Lang said: "I have a small fleet under my command, the Black Pearl Pirate Legion, and she is also a child of the Skeleton Party."

"Black Pearl?" Hela recalled for a long time, and said: "It seems that there is this one person, but... I don't want to think about anything related to the Skeleton Party."

Shen Lang could understand that because of her mother's death, it was difficult for her to forgive everyone in the Skeleton Party.

Shen Lang said: "Sister, after my identity in the Eastern World was revealed, I was hunted down by the Great Yan Empire. My wife and children escaped to the Devil's Triangle. Countless people in the Eastern World died for me, and countless people are waiting for me." Me, I need to kill back to the Eastern world."

Haila looked at Shen Lang for a long time, and said: "Are you also for the so-called imperial dominance? Just like your father, you left your mother and the Skeleton Party fleet for his so-called imperial hegemony?"

"No, I don't have any interest in the so-called emperor's hegemony." Shen Lang said: "I want to fight back, kill my enemies completely, and there is no hatred in the world."

Haila's eyes warmed up, and she kissed Shen Lang fiercely again: "I love you, dear brother. In this regard, you are much better than our father. Although you are weak, you have a A powerful soul. What bullshit emperor dominance, our life is to have fun, to kill happily, to live happily."

That's why you went to the reproductive ceremony of the Amazon tribe? You were born wrong, you should be a man, not a woman.

"But..." Hela said: "I will never let you take risks in the Lost Kingdom, it is a cursed place. If you go there, you will never be able to leave again. Even the gods can't save the Skeleton Army, You can't save them, just let them perish, let them go to hell."

"My dear brother, I will not go to the Lost Kingdom, and I will not allow you to." Hela said: "Do you need a fleet? I am the most powerful pirate, and I will train the fleet for you. Now go to the sea to arrest people for you, there are as many pirates as you want, and I am your best naval commander."

There was a wry smile in Shen Lang's heart. Of course he believed that Hela had such abilities, but he ran out of time. And the trained pirate fleet is no match for the Skull Party Legion, that is the Armada.

"I solemnly warn you, I don't allow you to go." Haila held Shen Lang's face and said: "If you dare to go, I will strangle you first, and then strangle myself. I will never allow you to go there Cursed hell."

Shen Lang looked into Hela's eyes, and only now did he realize that although these eyes looked wild on the surface, deep down they were full of despair, loneliness, and even fear.

Trapped in the ruins of the lost country for more than ten years, it has brought great harm to her spirit and soul, especially the death of her mother.

"Okay, I promise you." Shen Lang said.

"Good boy!" Haila kissed Shen Lang and said, "You are exactly the same as the younger brother I imagined, even more perfect, let's go, my sister will take you to a place."

After finishing speaking, Hela took Shen Lang's hand and walked out.

"Where are you going?" Shen Lang asked.

Hela said: "Go to the island of borrowing seeds, there are people still waiting for you on it. Didn't I say that we should live happily, kill happily, and live happily in this world. I promise Queen Ada that you Take it to her."

Shen Lang did make an appointment with Queen Amazon, but too many things happened recently, and almost missed the appointment.

"The gift of reproduction is about to pass." Shen Lang said.

Hela said: "But Her Majesty will always wait for you. You don't understand women's promises. Do you think you are such a bastard like men? Just like our shitty hero father, he patted his ass and left, leaving My mother waited for him all her life. So I never believed in love, and I didn't like men, I only loved women. Of course you are an exception, I still love you very much, my brother, even though you may also be a jerk."

"Queen Ada is almost the most beautiful and powerful woman in the entire west. Her beauty and figure just make me dream and lose my mind." Hella said: "Not only me, she is also all the males in the entire western world. The most dream man. If you are not my favorite brother, I will definitely fight you for her favor."

Haila just grabbed Shen Lang's hand and pulled it towards the seaside pier.

Zhang Chunhua, Black Pearl, Lan Feng, Princess Dora and others all chased after them.

"His Majesty……"

"Your Highness Princess..." It seems that Lan Feng also noticed that Hela and Jiang Li do look alike.

Heizhu timidly said: "Your Highness Haila, I...can I go with you?"

Heizhu also knew Hela, but she was too young, she had never met Jiang Li, and she didn't even know that Jiang Li was the first generation leader of the Skeleton Party. She also kept saying that the first generation leader was Loki, and she didn't even know Said he was an oriental.

Although Jiang Li was the first generation leader of the Skeleton Party, the person who really made it stronger was the pirate queen Ahn'Qiraj. She was the master of the Skeleton Party. Jiang Li left this fleet too early.

In the eyes of Black Pearl, Hela is an absolute idol, shining brilliantly.

"No, I don't want to have any further entanglements with the Skeleton Party." Hela refused directly, with a very cold attitude.

Then she directly boarded a sailboat, took Shen Lang and sailed towards the island of borrowed seeds, and completed the gift of reproduction with Queen Ada.

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The island of borrowed seeds.

The rite of reproduction is over, and all the Amazons are gone, but Queen Ada remains on it, and her tent is set up alone on this saltpeter island.

She has been waiting for Shen Lang for more than half a month, men are liars, they promised to come, but they didn't come.

Although the deadline has passed, Queen Ada will continue to wait, even though she has missed her reproductive cycle. But there are some things that are not entirely for reproduction.

Standing on the island, her delicate body like mountains and rivers is full of devil-like charm.

She is the most powerful woman in the entire western world and the most coveted woman.

She looked towards the east, waiting for the Shen Lang ship to appear.

However... At this moment, a flash suddenly flashed in front of my eyes.

A ship appeared, and a man with all white beard and hair stood on the bow, that mysterious and weird Adolf, that powerful man who appeared with Baijing Piaoxue boat, full of strange power that appeared when the Amazon country was in a catastrophe. man.

"Queen Ada, kneel down and serve me." Adolf said slowly, "You are waiting for that eastern man, Shen Lang? No, no, he is not worthy to be your man."

"Give you two choices, either kneel down to serve me and become my woman, or die!"

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Note: The monthly pass was overturned on the last day, and tears flowed down my face! Brothers, it will be April in three hours, and you must give me a guaranteed monthly pass. I really beg you, don't make me cry.