Hoa Ngu 2002 Started From The Fairy Sister

Shen Fang: Look, someone is here.

It was Deng Chao's turn to play, wearing a wide old suit, with a big belly, and walking with a limp. Very cola.

Old Deng Tou looked at the two: "Oh, uncle and aunt are here, hurry up and go to the venue."

Liu Qianqian was puzzled: "Are you?"

"I am today's host Liu Liu."

Liu Qianqian introduced herself: "I am Baiyun. "

Yes, yes, auntie.

Liu Qianqian pointed at Shen Fang: "This is my assistant Xiao Hei."

Shen Fang waved at everyone, with a shy smile like a little old man on his face.

Xu Yan glanced at Wang Jinsong: "No??? Teacher Wang, if I'm not mistaken, Shen Fang doesn't seem to have taken much acting class, right?"

Wang Jinsong was also a little dumbfounded: "Yes, since the beginning of school, this kid is basically not in school, and I have only seen him in the last few days."

"It's really a natural actor, and this actor with average acting skills is not necessarily comparable. Xu Yan exclaimed.

Wang Jinsong nodded: "It's a pity, but there's no way, who made this kid rich, the family is busy every day, and it's all big things, Wang Xiao agreed, and I don't have a problem."

Xu Yan glanced at Wang Hui: "Wang Xiao, you have to talk to Shen Fang, his talent can't be wasted."

Wang Hui was speechless: "What people do is a big thing, there are many major events in the entertainment industry recently, and the plans are being implemented by him, I heard that the above all attach great importance to supporting him, our cooperation with HK this time is led by this kid, even the famous Golden Harvest Pictures is his, and now he is relying on him to preside over the overall situation, what do you want me to say? Let him give up his career and study hard?"

Even if I agree to this, do you think the above can agree?"

Huang Lei on the side was stupid.

"It's not Wang Xiao, what are you talking about???? why do I sound so outrageous what the hell is Shen Fang doing????

" Xu Yan sighed: "

Forget it, as long as he can stay in our Nortel, it will be done, and in the future, our Nortel will still have things to rely on him."

Wang Hui gave a thumbs up: "Senior sister, you still have foresight, this kid will definitely turn our circle upside down, you can watch it." "

Huang Lei????????? no???? did you hear me talking?????

Deng Chao: Uncle, let me tell you, our activities have changed a little today.

Shen Fang: What has changed?

Deng Chao: "So in the end, our organizing committee decided to let netizens come up with questions today, let the two old people answer on the spot, and finally decide who the peasant torchbearers in northern Liaoning are today according to the support rate on the Internet." Now that the questions of netizens have come out, first of all, we will do a simple survey of the two Olympic torchbearer candidates. Netizens asked: When our torchbearers are carrying the Olympic flame, they need to run a long distance, and the two old men are already in their 80s.

Deng Chao was surprised: "Erlidi."

Shen Fang leaked out big white teeth: "It's not difficult."

Deng Chao looked at

Liu Qianqian and asked: "That's a thousand meters! What about Auntie?" Shen Fang pushed Liu Qianqian: "Call you! Seek truth from facts! Tell the truth!" Liu

Qianqian's face was a little unbearable and began to quibble: "I don't think this question should be a problem." Because it's something that can be exercised. No one is born running, thank you.

Shen Fang looked like Liu Qianqian: "Then you didn't say how many meters you ran."

Liu Qianqian glared at Shen Fang hatefully, why do you have an extra mouth!!!

Deng Chao saw that the scene was a little gunpowder and hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, please listen to the second question, and the next one must be answered." Ask the two elders what sports they like?" Liu

Qianqian replied: "Swimming!"

Deng Chao glanced at Liu Qianqian unexpectedly: "Oh, aunt likes to swim."

Shen Fang directly began to expose Liu Qianqian's old bottom: "Come on, just swim for three days, I asked him why he didn't swim, he said that the pool water is not good!"

Deng Chao: What about the uncle?

Shen Fang said proudly: "I like diving."

Deng Chao was very surprised and asked: "Uncle can dive, how long can he dive?"

Liu Qianqian said unceremoniously: "Then it depends on what the lifeguard catches him before, he will dive for a second after a second, and he will float there after a year!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene laughed like crazy, Liu Xiaoli couldn't stand up with laughter directly, she didn't expect that her daughter could still have a talent for comedy, is it possible for her daughter to develop in comedy in the future? It looks very good.

Deng Chao's face turned yellow and changed the topic: "Continue to listen to the questions, and the next thing is a set of rush questions." Please listen, what kind of sports make people worry about it?"

Liu Qianqian replied: "Football!" Deng Chao asked again: "What sports are more worrying?"

Liu Qianqian continued: "Chinese football!"

Deng Chao applauded: "

Congratulations to my aunt for scoring another point."

"Please continue to listen to the question, the Olympic Games are an international event, our torchbearers had better be able to know a little foreign language, how do you say tea in English

?" Liu Qianqian replied

: "tea!" Deng Chao: "Green tea?" Shen Fang touched the blind spot of knowledge, and he couldn't be idle: "Green

tea."

Liu Qianqian said speechlessly: "What about black tea?"

Shen Fang smiled: "Red tea."

Shen

Fang said proudly: "Flower tea."

Liu Qianqian was speechless and said, "I kicked you."

Shen Fang leaked out big white teeth: "All tea." "

The whole audience is crazy, do you think it's right or wrong? It doesn't seem to be anything wrong, is it?

....... After a fierce competition, the two scored the same point, and Deng Chao had to use it for overtime.

Deng Chao: "Hey, this question is good, this is a question given to us by netizens, let the host do a set of actions on the spot, and let the second elder judge what kind of action this is."

Shen Fang replied:

"Playing mahjong!" Liu Qianqian was speechless: "What! Why are you uneducated? This is obviously Tai Chi!"

Shen Fang

began to explain: "What he just did was obviously playing mahjong." "

You see, this is not shuffling, yard cards, draw cards, look cards, draw cards, look cards, and.

Shen Fang made a set of Tai Chi mahjong moves.

The laughter voices present overturned the body room, Shen Fang and Liu Qianqian were too funny, too talented!!!

Deng Chao: "Oh, the answer of the uncle and aunt is so funny and humorous! Then our first link is over." At present, the network support rate shows that the number of votes for the aunt has now surpassed that of the uncle.

Liu Qianqian said proudly: "Look at my popularity."

Shen Fang was not happy: "You are obviously angry." Then I didn't miss the answer.

Deng Chao smiled: "Yes, I didn't answer less." In the second session, the torchbearer candidates were asked to talk about their relationship with the Olympic flame and to get their final votes.

Shen Fang took the lead in getting up, and Liu Qianqian pulled Shen Fang back.

Liu Qianqian glared at Shen Fang: "You sit down, what's the matter with you! Xiao Liu, I'll come first."

Deng Chao: "Then, aunt will come first." Liu

Qianqian held a speech: " Thanks to Tieling TV,Liaoning TV,It is possible to thank CCTV in the future,Today on this special occasion,I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years,I am a premature baby,I have been associated with fire since I was a child,I began to play with fire at the age of three or four,It caused a huge fire at home;I accidentally fell into a brazier at the age of six or seven,There are still marks on my buttocks;When I was a teenager, I stepped on the train,Come to Huojiatun,I was introduced by a guy to a black soil that made me on fire all my life,Since then I have lived a life of misery。 I have been thinking about how many times I have come to the world in such a hurry, why I have formed an indissoluble bond with the fire, and today I finally understand that I was born for the Olympic torchbearer.

Deng: "Thank you, Auntie!"

Liu Qianqian interrupted: "Sorry, I'm not done yet." Last night, my mom told me. Shen

Fang: "Hey, your mother has been dead for more than 30 years!"

Liu Xiaoli.............. Haven't I lived so well???????? why have I been dead for more than three stones?????

Liu Qianqian glared at Shen Fang: "It's a dream, what's the matter!Don't allow it!" Shen Fang: "Oh, it's a dream

."

Liu Qianqian: "My mother said to me, Xiaoyun, you are the Olympic torchbearer! Because you were born next to the fire!"

Shen Fang said: "Why didn't your mother say that you came by rocket."

Liu Qianqian looked at Shen Fang viciously: "My mother also said, if anyone dares to compete with you for the position of torchbearer, your father and I will take him away! Thank you, thank you." The

Nortel students at the scene laughed, this is too ruthless!!!

Deng Chao: "Now that the competition has reached a white-hot stage, let's say a few words next."

Shen Fang waved his hand: "It's all a dead hand, I don't fight, this opportunity, just give it to my wife."

Liu Qianqian leaked a smug little expression: "Give up?"

Shen Fang nodded: "Ah, this son is my wife, I'll just clean up there and do some work."

"Yes, he's better suited to tidying up.

Deng Chao looked at Shen Fang: "Uncle abstained?" Shen Fang

looked at Wang Hui and others on the stage and made a reluctant expression: "If you don't abstain, you will die!"