hogwarts blast

After a short break, the bell finally rang for the afternoon class.

The students walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom chatting. Many of them were waiting for Lockhart's arrival with anticipation.

Hermione forced Hannah and Kyle to sit in the front row of the classroom, because they could be closer to their idols.

A moment later, Lockhart, wearing a gorgeous turquoise robe and dressed like a scared... ahem, peacock, walked out of the lounge behind the podium.

He cleared his throat loudly to silence everyone.

Lockhart pointed to his photo on the cover of "Walking with Trolls", with his signature smile on his face and shining teeth, which were probably just like the white teeth of Hogwarts.

"I, Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, 3rd Class, Honorary Member of the League Against Dark Arts, five-time winner of Wizarding Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award - but I don't talk about that, I'm not

The one who can drive away all the female ghosts with his smile!"

Listening to Lockhart boasting proudly on the podium, the corner of Kyle's mouth twitched.

Why does this sound the same as Sarutobi Hiruzen's title as the strongest Hokage in history?

Sarutobi Hiruzen: Polite, are you?

"I see you all bought my complete set of books..."

Lockhart suddenly paused because he saw the empty desk in front of Kyle.

Not only did this student not buy his book, but he didn't even bring a quill or parchment, so he dared to sit in the front row?

This kind of behavior is completely contemptuous of him and cannot be tolerated!

The extremely narcissistic Lockhart couldn't accept this kind of contempt at all, so he took a step forward and put his hand on Kyle's desk, "Classmate, where is your book?"

"After I bought your book at Flourish and Blotts Bookstore, I met an old lady. She said that she wanted to read your masterpiece, but because she was alone and frail, she couldn't work and beg for a living. Her family was poor and she didn't have the money to buy it, so I bought it.

I gave her my book."

Kyle talks nonsense without batting an eye.

Hannah next to her had black lines all over her head. She remembered that when she was buying books at Flourish and Blotts Bookstore, Kyle didn't even buy a single textbook.

Lockhart's expression suddenly changed from gloomy to bright. He smiled and said, "Is that so? I blamed you wrongly."

He turned around and took out a stack of his complete works from behind the podium, and piled them on Kyle's desk.

"As a reward for your warm-heartedness, this set of my signed books is given to you."

He picked up a pile of parchment from the podium and distributed it to the little wizards in the audience one by one.

"I think we'll do a little test first. Don't be afraid, I just want to see how much you understand my book."

Kyle took the parchment and looked at it. Good guy, this is a test, rather it is a Gilderoy Lockhart fan survey.

Question 1: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

Question 2: What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ambition?

Kyle:…

Hannah:……

Fuck Gilderoy Lockhart.

Kyle looked at Lockhart on the podium as if he were looking at a fool.

"Professor, I don't understand, what's the point of this kind of test question?"

Hermione pulled Kyle's clothes and motioned for him to sit down.

Lockhart was a little embarrassed when he was questioned in public, and his tone was a little angry:

"Of course it makes sense! As a little wizard, all you have to do is obey the professor's arrangements instead of questioning the professor's teaching methods."

Kyle waved his wand lightly.

The little wizards around him were moved aside by him and pressed against the wall.

A large open space was instantly opened in the middle of the classroom, enough for two people to engage in a wizard duel.

"Professor, judging from your writings, you should be very good at wizard duels, right?"

"Of course." Lockhart had a look of disdain on his face.

"Then can I ask you for some advice?" Kyle said politely, but his actions were not polite at all.

He took out a white glove from his storage bag and threw it to Lockhart, which was a typical Western duel invitation signal.

If it weren't for the fact that the other person was a professor, Kyle would have thrown his gloves in his face.

He obviously had enough confidence to do so.

What he saw in Knockturn Alley greatly enhanced Kyle's self-confidence, as he was brutally tortured by Old Grod and Deng every day.

It turns out that in Knockturn Alley, which is rumored to be extremely terrifying, most of the dark wizards are so weak.

Only a few could barely see through it.

Although the wizards who can serve as professors at Hogwarts are not as good as those dark wizards, judging from the performance of previous Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, there is a limit to how strong Lockhart is.

In addition to Lao Deng, the ceiling of Hogwarts' combat power is the four deans, and now we have to add Hagrid, who can open up to six doors regardless of physical wear and tear.

Lockhart can never be stronger than the four Heads of House and Hagrid.

Even facing Snape, Kyle was confident that he could survive a dozen moves under the old bat's hand.

And based on the information Lockhart has on him, he might even capsize in the gutter under his physical skills.

It doesn't matter if he is really beaten. In Hogwarts, Kyle still has two forbidden arts that can save his life——

Dumbledore flew in.

as well as……

Hagrid! Help!

He, the most connected person in Hogwarts, calls in foreign aid if he can't beat him. Is there a problem?

The double-sided mirror that Lao Deng gave him was not just for decoration.

Therefore, Kyle was unscrupulous when provoking Lockhart.

He didn't know why he was so unhappy with Lockhart. It couldn't be because Hermione particularly admired him, right?

Lockhart was immediately irritated, and he pulled out his wand fiercely.

"Of course it's okay to ask for advice, but in addition to dueling skills, maybe I should also teach you what it means to respect your teacher and respect your principles."

Hannah walked up to Kyle and pulled his arm, but didn't pull.

"Kyle." She said softly, a trace of worry flashed in her eyes.

She knew that Kyle was very strong, but after all, he was also a professor, so she didn't think Kyle could defeat him.

Hermione also ran to Kyle with a worried look on her face.

At this time, Lockhart had his signature smile on his face, trying his best to appear calm and generous.

"Classmate, don't worry, I will return your friend to you intact, don't be afraid."

Just looking at the two girls next to Kyle, Lockhart always felt that Kyle in front of him exuded a disgusting aura of a winner in life.

Winners in life are the most abominable!

"Don't worry, this is Hogwarts. Even if I can't beat him, he can't do anything to me."

Kyle coaxed the two girls back.

Then he looked at Lockhart and tilted his head, "Professor, can we start?"

"Of course." Lockhart, who is single until now, had a sinister smile on his face.

The two of them turned to face each other and bowed.

At least Lockhart bowed and did many tricks with his hands.

However, it can be said that Kyle only shook his head.

Then they held their wands to their chests like arrows.

"On the count of three, we will cast the first spell." Lockhart turned his head and said to the silent crowd.

Kyle suddenly found that he didn't know how to deal with the situation in front of him.

Should he go all out in the first wave of attacks, or attack tentatively?

If the opponent is very strong and attacks with all his strength, wouldn't he have to be defeated by the opponent with a tentative attack?

If he was weak, he would not be able to hold back his attack with all his strength, and would kill Lockhart with a kick like he did in Knockturn Alley.

You must know that this is Hogwarts, not Knockturn Alley.

Killing a professor in public would be difficult to end, and he would most likely have to transfer to Durmstrang to attend school.

"One! Two——"

There was no time for Kyle to think about it.

"three!"

"Expelliarmus!" A dazzling red light suddenly flashed in the air.

A shimmering barrier blocked Lockhart's spell.

Feeling the force of the Disarming Curse hitting the Iron Armor Curse, Kyle looked a bit incredulous.

That’s it? That’s it?

When the two fathers of his family fight each other, they swing their fists at each other with more than this force, right?

He looked at Lockhart in front of him, and the smile on his face gradually turned ferocious, revealing two sharp little tiger teeth.

The dazzling lightning enveloped Kyle's right foot.

Righteous Thunder and Furious Thunder Axe!

A size thirty-nine foot was instantly stamped on Lockhart's handsome face.

Lockhart flew upside down and instantly flew out of the window behind the podium to the outside of the castle.

After a while, there was a dull sound of a heavy object falling to the ground on the lawn below.

Hannah:……

Hermione:......

All students in the class:…

A moment later, panicked screams rang out in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

"No! Professor Lockhart fell from the building!"