hogwarts blast

Professor Quirrell's Defense Against the Dark Arts class on Tuesday was almost a disaster.

Fortunately, Kyle's expectations for Defense Against the Dark Arts were low.

As early as at the opening dinner, Kyle had given up hope for this course when he saw Professor Quirrell's appearance.

Professor Quirrell is very tall, with a pale complexion, and there are often scars between his wrinkles.

Although he was wearing a robe, it was dirty and torn. It seemed that it had not been mended or washed in more than ten years.

Compared with the suave and elegant Professor Douson from last semester, Quirrell's appearance is really unattainable.

Moreover, his stammering English was mixed with a strong smell of curry, which was half-understandable.

Coupled with the strange turban on his head, it makes him look more like Ah San.

I heard people talking about it behind the scenes. Professor Quirrell turned out to be a top student in Ravenclaw, but he couldn't find a job after graduation and didn't know how to make a living. As a result, he became poorer and poorer, and ended up risking his life to come to Hogwarts.

Become a professor of anti-dark magic.

As soon as Professor Quirrell arrived in the classroom, the strong smell of garlic immediately filled the entire classroom.

All the little wizards pinched their noses in disgust.

Kyle quickly took out his wand and cast a head soaking spell on himself, Hannah and Hermione, thus avoiding the danger of suffocation.

Seeing the disgusted looks on the students' faces, Professor Quirrell blushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out: "I am... to... drive away vampires!"

He told the little wizards about his experience in using garlic to drive away a vampire in Romania, and explained that he kept the garlic smell on his body because he was afraid that the vampire would come back to catch him.

After telling some of his legendary experiences, Professor Quirrell's blushing face gradually recovered and he began to talk about his other experiences.

He said that his big scarf was a gift from an African prince as a thank you for helping him get rid of the resurrected zombies.

But no one can say that they really believe the story he told.

A little Gryffindor lion raised his hand and asked him: "Professor, have you really defeated a resurrected zombie?"

Professor Quirrell looked at the little wizard who asked him, with a look of disdain on his face.

The little eagle asked again: "Professor, how did you defeat the resurrected zombies?"

Professor Quirrell immediately looked depressed and uneasy, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and he didn't know what he was saying in English with a smell of curry in his mouth. None of the little wizards in the audience could understand.

The students burst into laughter, and the atmosphere inside and outside the classroom was filled with joy.

Professor Quirrell knew that he could not continue on this topic, so he had to ask the little wizards questions.

He looked at a little wizard whose head was covered in a bubble spell and looked like a Celestial Dragon.

"Mr. Dumbledore, do you know the definition of dark magic?"

Kyle nodded slightly.

Professor Quirrell said: "Can you please give us a brief overview?"

Kyle felt a little disgusted. He was like a beggar. Who deserved to question him?

But he still stood up and answered.

"Black magic refers to those evil magic whose main purpose is to harm others and can cause serious harm to others."

"Very good, please sit down. Five points for Hufflepuff."

…

The history of magic in the afternoon was extremely boring.

This is the only course in Hogwarts taught by a ghost, a course taught by an antique from a thousand years ago. What can we expect from his teaching method?

During class, Professor Binns kept talking in a monotonous voice. Kyle, who was sitting in the last row of the classroom, took off his wizard robe and put it on a life-size alchemy puppet.

Then under the incredulous looks of Hermione and Hannah, Kyle sneaked out of the classroom.

Hermione:!!!

Hannah:???

Is there still such an operation?

It wasn't until dinner time in the evening that the two of them saw Kyle again in the auditorium.

"How can you skip class! Even if it is Professor Binns' History of Magic! Your behavior..."

The moment she saw Kyle, the good boy Hermione put her hands on her hips and scolded Kyle.

Hannah also nodded repeatedly beside her.

Looking at the aggressive little beaver, Kyle rubbed her head in amusement, "I'll take you with me next time I escape from History of Magic."

Hermione slapped Kyle's hand away angrily, "Don't try to lead us both wrong!"

The little blond loli also stood on the same side as Hermione.

"I'll take you to the Forbidden Forest to ride the Hippogriff."

"Please take me with you next time you skip class!" Hannah instantly lost her original stance.

Hermione:???

Why did you rebel so quickly! Hannah!

…

Wednesday night at the Observatory, where Hufflepuff and Gryffindor have astronomy lessons.

Hannah looked at the life-size alchemy puppet wearing Kyle's wizard robe next to her and stamped her feet angrily.

"Kyle, you big liar!"

Hearing what silly Hannah said, the little beaver rolled his eyes.

Hannah is such a fool that she even believes something like "I'll take you to ride a Hippogriff in the Forbidden Forest" which sounds like a weirdo.

She really didn't know where to start.

However, compared to Kyle's truancy, Hermione felt that the most important thing now was to report to Dumbledore about Kyle's secret possession of arms.

However, until Friday, Little Beaver had not succeeded in finding an opportunity to meet with Principal Dumbledore alone to report to him that Kyle and the others secretly hid weapons of mass destruction.

It's not that she hasn't considered asking Professor McGonagall, but she thinks it's best to let Dumbledore take care of the Dumbledore family.

At the Gryffindor table, while putting sugar into his cereal, Harry asked Ron: "What lessons do we have today?"

"Two Potions lessons with the Slytherin students."

Ron sighed.

"Snape is the dean of Slytherin House. They say he favors his students. Now we can see if this is true."

Hermione, who was frowning, heard the conversation between the two, and her expression eased slightly. She turned to them and said:

"Don't worry, I heard from Kyle that Professor Snape is a very good person."

"A very good person?" Ron exclaimed in disbelief.

"I heard from George and Fred that Snape is exactly like a giant bat spirit in human skin!"

A sinister voice came from behind the two of them, "Bat spirit?"

Ron almost fell under the table.

Hermione, who was also startled, glared at Kyle accusingly, "Can you not be so scary next time!"

"Sorry, my fault." Kyle spread his hands insincerely.

Then he lowered his voice and said, "I can tell you something about Professor Snape, about why he always has a gloomy face."

After he and Snape fought side by side in the Forbidden Forest, Kyle went to Dumbledore to ask some gossip about Snape.

Dumbledore told Kyle part of Snape's past.

Harry and Ron were obviously attracted by the gossip. Although the little Beaver looked uninterested, he honestly pricked up his ears and prepared.

"Professor Snape once..."

Before the words could be spoken, a black hand grabbed Kyle's ear.

"Professor Snape once taught me magic! So I say he is a very good person! My admiration for him is as endless as the water of the Rhine!"

The black hands on Kyle's ears loosened.

Watching the old bat gradually walking away, the Iron Triangle trio looked at Kyle in confusion.

How can this person be so flattering?

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Regarding the question of where to find Xiao Nan to be the heroine, let me answer it here - you guess!