Hogwarts: Don't you all have the God's Eye?
Chapter 27
The old man was so angry that he was not happy.
Andy was silenced by the Sorting Hat.
Its brim drooped down, covering Andy's eyes.
Andy heard it mutter in disbelief: "How could it be..."
"Am I out of date? Students nowadays don't like me anymore..."
"It turns out that I am just a tool to assign students step by step..."
It has been a few minutes since Andy put on the Sorting Hat.
Everyone in the auditorium just looked at Andy sitting in the chair quietly.
They didn't understand what was going on. This was the longest Sorting Ceremony they had ever seen.
Only Qiu Zhang's expression became extremely helpless.
She had also participated in the Sorting and knew that students could communicate with the Sorting Hat.
Although she was sorted to Ravenclaw within a minute after she put on the Sorting Hat.
With Andy's personality, it was normal for him to chat with the Sorting Hat.
Professor McGonagall, who was standing in front of Andy, gradually became confused.
She tried to walk forward and urge the Sorting Hat to hurry up, but she looked up and met Dumbledore's eyes on the podium.
Dumbledore shook his head gently at Professor McGonagall, revealing a bit of interest from behind his half-moon glasses, staring at Andy, signaling Professor McGonagall not to interfere with Andy.
Professor McGonagall had to give up.
Andy on the chair knew nothing about these, he just wanted the Sorting Hat to quickly get him to Ravenclaw.
But the Sorting Hat was completely depressed, no matter how Andy called it, it didn't respond.
Although Andy couldn't see clearly, he knew that everyone's eyes were looking at him at this time.
Andy tried to comfort the Sorting Hat and whispered, "Well, I have a suggestion. I think it's time to update your system."
"Times are advancing, magic is developing, we can't just stick to the standards of a thousand years ago."
The Sorting Hat asked sadly, "What other good suggestions can you make?"
The Sorting Hat responded, and Andy immediately said, "I have a more detailed and extensive testing method that can help you understand each student better."
"Using my method, you can more accurately locate the user group, grasp the user's pain points, and finally reach another peak in your Sorting Hat career."
The Sorting Hat was so excited: "What method is it?"
Andy said, "Let's make a deal first. After this, you have to sort me into Ravenclaw."
"No problem!"
Andy smiled and said, "Have you heard of the MBTI personality test?"
Sorting Hat: "What is it?"
The MBTI personality test is a psychological personality test method that Andy has seen that is more suitable for the general public.
It is supported by social logic and can be easily learned and understood by everyone.
Although Andy personally thinks that this way of dividing personality is meaningless to him, he doesn't have time to waste with the Sorting Hat.
In order to sort the houses quickly, he had to take out this set of plans.
In the past, when Andy was browsing forums, post bars, and various social software apps, he was often tortured by the MBTI personality test ads that were like psoriasis.
If you are not careful, you will slip and click in.
It is impossible to exit directly.
Because that means you have to watch the ads for at least several seconds.
The impact of this test on Andy is more that the friends around him suddenly began to use the results of the MBTI test to flaunt their behavior.
Andy asked: "Do you want to play football tonight? There are a few new friends together."
Answer: "No, I am an i person, I'd better stay in the dormitory."
Similar classic dialogues have occurred many times.
Whether it is useful or not, it does give people enough sense of substitution to explain their behavior.
Now Andy is going to share this test method for free.
Let the teachers and students of Hogwarts also experience the fear of being tortured by various four-letter English letter combinations in advance.
This whole set of tests has a full hundred questions.
It is really perfect for sorting.
Andy said: "If you are still not satisfied, I still have constellation tests, blood types, etc...."
"No! That's enough!" The Sorting Hat roared excitedly, "This is it! I want this!"
...
After several minutes, everyone in the hall saw
Andy stood up from his chair.
The Sorting Hat on his head excitedly shouted: "Ravenclaw!"
Everyone began to applaud with relief, even Professor McGonagall breathed a sigh of relief.
Although I don't know why Andy, who was the first to be sorted, was delayed for so long, he was finally sorted into Ravenclaw.
The long table where Ravenclaw College was located burst into unusually warm applause, welcoming Andy to join.
As long as the sorting ceremony goes smoothly, it means that the following procedures will proceed in an orderly manner.
According to the practice of previous years, the sorting ceremony will be followed by a dinner.
Everyone has been sitting on the Hogwarts Express for a whole day and is now very hungry.
Now they are waiting for the meal.
Andy smiled and crossed the long table and sat next to Qiu Zhang who had been waving at him.
Qiu Zhang asked, "What did you do? Why did it take so long?"
Andy said, "I just gave the Sorting Hat a few small suggestions."
"Small suggestions?"
"Well, I redesigned a plan for it to more accurately identify each student..."
Qiu Zhang realized that something was wrong and interrupted, "Wait! Just tell me if the next sorting process will be completed as soon as possible!"
Andy said guiltily, "Maybe, it will last for a long time..."
Qiu Zhang: "I'm hungry! I want to eat!"
Andy took out a bunch of snacks from his pocket and handed them to Qiu Zhang and the surrounding Ravenclaw students: "Don't worry, I'm well prepared."
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