Hogwarts Emerald
Chapter 292 Two professors who bring laughter
At Hogwarts, it is normal for students to be placed in solitary confinement. No one is a saint, and no one can make mistakes. Which student can pat his chest and say that he has never made a mistake in seven years?
Well, classmate Percy Weasley asked you to sit down. It's not your turn to speak.
Is it normal for a prefect to be in solitary confinement? There is a slight abnormality. Generally speaking, prefects can be regarded as the leaders of students. If they want to take the lead, they must restrain themselves. Making mistakes should be avoided as much as possible, and one should not be imprisoned.
Percy Weasley, please sit down immediately. There are no lines for you here.
But if the prefect who was imprisoned was Esmeralda Drizzt, and the professor who ordered the confinement, Snape, it would be normal for the two to merge into one.
Professor McGonagall has already been mentally prepared for this. Her blood pressure will not soar, and she will not need antihypertensive medicine or headache medicine. After all, for Miss Drizzt, no school year is complete or defective without being locked up several times each year.
The students were also used to Ada's confinement by Snape. Ada spent her spare time either in solitary confinement in Snape's office or on her way to Snape's office.
Only the little Douding in the first grade would make a fuss and look like he had never seen the world.
The eyes of the still pink little beans were opened, and they realized that there was such a master in the school who could not be offended. Not only did he dare to criticize others, but he also dared to criticize him in front of the professor. He couldn't be offended, he couldn't be offended.
She said she had never seen the world, but she had never seen the world. At first, Ada wanted to do it in front of the professor. Moreover, this unintimidating professor was Snape.
Draco Malfoy's desperate attempt also sounded the alarm to the Slytherins, reminding them of their fear of being dominated by Ada. Although she is already half Rozier, Ada is still the same Ada, without any change, and she shows no mercy when fighting against Slytherin.
Unlike the freshmen in other houses, the young lions of Gryffindor finally understood the meaning of Clark Gerald's words at the beginning of the semester. If you make this senior sister unhappy, the consequences will be really serious!
After breakfast, the students left the auditorium one after another and began their busy day of study.
They thought that Ada's confrontation with Malfoy this morning was exciting enough, but they never imagined that today's excitement has just begun, because the third grade will participate in the first period of Defense Against the Dark Arts in the afternoon.
This lesson not only made the third grade students talk about it, but also made students in other grades laugh. The content of this lesson is actually not complicated, it's just about dealing with a Boggart.
A Boggart is a magical creature in the magical world, a shape-shifting creature that can see into your heart and transform into the thing you fear most. The best way to deal with it is to laugh and then say "funny".
If it were just a simple Boggart, this lesson would not be remembered in people's minds, and they would still smile knowingly when they think of it many years later. The key lies in the first student who faced the Boggart—— Neville Longbottom.
Neville is no longer the little crybaby he once was, but if you ask who is the least Gryffindor student, Neville will still be on the list.
As we all know, Neville is afraid of his grandmother at home and Professor Snape at Hogwarts.
Ada even thought that Neville suffered from Snape phobia, because as long as he was in front of Snape, Neville would make all kinds of outrageous mistakes, and then be tortured by Snape's "loving encouragement" Out of shape.
The problem lies here. The first place on Neville's inner fear list is his dear Professor Snape, and the second place is his beloved grandma. It stands to reason that the choice of Boggart's transformation must be Snape, because he is ranked first.
However, don’t forget that this is a Defense Against the Dark Arts class. The professor is Remus Lupin, the one who dragged Lockhart out and whipped his corpse repeatedly. How could he let Snape, a poisonous bat, steal his spotlight? Woolen cloth?
So under the kind guidance of Professor Lupin, the little wizards of Hogwarts witnessed the birth of a cross-dressing boss. "Snape" appeared wearing a lady's coat, holding a lady's bag, and with a stuffed vulture on his head!
The whole room burst into laughter. This was a new version of the ship that the students had never seen before, Snape in female form!
After class, the news that the Potions Professor had a new skin spread like wildfire, and soon all the teachers and students in the school knew about it.
Except for the Slytherin students, everyone hated themselves for not being a third-year student. Snape always appeared in black clothes and black robes. They really wanted to see what the Potions Professor's new skin looked like. What does it look like.
But Ada, the little heartless one, laughed brighter than anyone else. When she saw Snape now, she thought of the Eastern Cult, and he was also Shen Teng's version of the Eastern Cult. Coupled with the cute "Liandi" sound, eh, the picture is so beautiful that I really don't dare to look at it.
For the first time, Ada felt that Snape's confinement would be difficult. She was afraid that she would suffocate to death in the dark underground classroom.
That must be funny! We are professionals, but we really can’t help it! Although this happiness was based on Snape's pain, the students were really happy, and they were even more grateful to the two professors who teamed up to bring so much laughter.
Slytherin, the genius of the generation, our dean, with long hair reaching his waist; Slytherin, the king of snakes, our dean, the master of cross-dressing!
This new Slytherin recruitment slogan was quietly circulated during dinner. No one knows who said this first, but it is right to protect our Fred and George.
At the teacher's table, Lu Ping's expression was calm, as if nothing had happened, and he was well versed in the golden mean. When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and goes away, hiding his merit and fame. How could you not love Professor Lupine who spreads laughter and love?
Snape didn't look so calm anymore. It felt like his cheeks were getting bigger and his face was even more ugly. It was as if someone took his shampoo and refused to give it back to him.
Fortunately, Professor Snape was considerate and did not stay in the auditorium for too long. After dinner, he left the auditorium very quickly. Otherwise, the three long tables will be covered with food residues sprayed out by students laughing.
This dinner was probably the most unpalatable meal for Ada since she entered Hogwarts. It was really hard not to laugh. Especially when everyone is trying not to laugh, the difficulty of holding back laughter will increase exponentially as the number of people increases.
It wasn't until they arrived at the Room of Requirement that the members of Dawn could laugh and let out the pain they felt while holding back laughter in the auditorium. By the time everyone had laughed enough, they had been in the Room of Requirement for half an hour.
The long-awaited practice of the Patronus Charm that Angelina and Alia had been waiting for finally began. Although Ada took out this spell, she was not optimistic about it. This spell was still too early for everyone.
Everyone practiced very vigorously, trying hard to recall the happiest memories of the past ten years, chanting spells loudly, and waving their wands vigorously. This investment is worthy of recognition, but the results are far from ideal.
There was only a silver-white Chow Chow and two magpies flying around. The rest of the people had no success. Even Cedric couldn't master the spell in a short time. The tip of his wand just sprayed. Some silvery white smoke was exhaled.
This was only in the Room of Requirement. Everyone failed to succeed, and even the most basic defense standards could not be met. If he faced the dementors directly, the consequences would be really unimaginable.
Ada once again felt that magic allowing dementors to station themselves in Hogwarts was an extremely stupid act.
I really don't know if they were trying to capture Sirius Black or to improve the food for the Dementors. Students are clearly tastier than Prisoners of Azkaban.
Thank you book friend Arrogant Wandering Earth for your reward, thank you book friend Yiyou Beichen for your reward, thank you book friend C Liyu for your reward, thank you book friend C Carp for your reward, thank you book friend for your reward.
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