Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

Chapter 82 You like a butt better than this!

The Forbidden Forest was no longer an unfamiliar place to Harry. Although he hadn't entered it alone yet, following Hagrid, Harry also knew a lot of ways, and even made friends with the centaur, and went to the forest for a while. Familiar.

Of course, Aragog, the centaur's old rival, also went to meet him. After Hagrid punched a short-eyed acromantula into pieces, the children of Aragog remembered Harry's smell, and repeated assurances that even if they were dead, Harry would not damage a single hair on their territory.

Although the vast majority of acromantids are almost the same as wild beasts because of their age, it is the instinct of animals to obey the strong. Hagrid's method of killing chickens and monkeys is too cruel, even those who are not old enough to give birth to intelligent eight-eyed spiders Giant spider, they also understand that the child is a nobleman who is covered by the boss here, if he dares to touch it, he will die without a complete body.

With the guarantee of the acromant and the care of the centaur, as long as Harry didn't cross the safety line, his safety in the forest was still guaranteed.

The magical creatures that can be put into this line by Hagrid, in his eyes, are either scum worthy of being eaten, or small pets raised by him, or little darlings who don't hurt people.

"How about I let Fang go in with you, Harry?"

Knowing that Harry was planning to go into the woods alone, Hagrid kicked the dog who was gnawing on a bone and drooling beside him.

"Wow?"

Yaya who raised his head suddenly showed a puzzled expression, then his pupils slowly narrowed, and Yaya who suddenly trembled all over his body didn't even care about gnawing bones, and began to shake his head with his tail between his legs.

"Wooooow! Woofwoof!"

Yaya, who was only about to be knocked down by Hagrid, has 12 points of resistance to the Forbidden Forest. Although he is a fat and thick hound, nine and a half out of ten guys in the Forbidden Forest are not provoked by him. Since it exists, its physique is also suitable for bullying rabbits, chasing ferrets and sheep.

Ordinary creatures in the Forbidden Forest are completely wild snacks that are eaten as snacks. After seeing all kinds of outrageous things with Hagrid, Yaya, who is much smarter than ordinary dogs, has decided that it is his forbidden zone. Dog It's good that a son can eat poop, but Yaya, who is a dog, doesn't want to be a lump of poop to be pulled out.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh~"

Seeing that it was useless to act like a baby to Hagrid, Fang Ya walked up to Harry's footsteps, pulled his pants and passed his eyes pitifully.

"Forget it, Hagrid, I have Hedwig, and I have to protect him when Ya Ya comes in with me. Anyway, I am also a wizard, and I have the ability to protect myself, but Ya Ya can only run away when he encounters something. Don't blame him. Timid, the Forbidden Forest is not suitable for him to enter."

Immediately, the dog's sharp-eyed Yaya shook its propeller-like tail, and it ran into the depths of the hut at once. With a tugging sound, Yaya's dog held a strangely shaped The 'Warhammer' ran up to Harry.

This hammer with two human-head-sized balls on the top looks so weird. The rough handle is three feet long, and its appearance is similar to tree bark. However, the surface texture of the hammer head is exactly the same as the hammer handle. This thing does not look like a hammer. It is an artificial product, as if it were a natural product.

"Wow! Wow!"

Yaya happily exchanged two calls with Harry, then dragged the hammer over as if offering a treasure, and put it at Harry's feet.

"You want me to carry this thing for self-defense?"

Harry picked up this strange hammer, which weighed almost twenty catties and weighed heavily. For the current Harry, this was a weapon that he could barely wield.

"Why does this hammer still have a strange smell? Don't tell me you peed on it, Fangya?"

Just when Harry and Yaya looked at each other, Hagrid, who seemed to have figured out what it was, slapped his forehead with a big slap.

Hagrid, with black lines hanging on his face, was speechless, but his lips trembled for a long time, and he didn't say a word.

"Is there something wrong with the hammer, Hagrid?"

Harry, who sensed something was wrong, asked suspiciously.

"You'd better not bring this thing into the woods." Putting on the mask of pain, Hagrid reached out and took the hammer and threw it into the fireplace. The blazing fire licked the hammer. Weird hammer, after a while, a strange smell like burnt barbecue came out.

Harry's face darkened in an instant, and without Hagrid's explanation, he almost guessed what it was.

"This is the Chimera beast, who knows when Ya Ya got him up and hid him."

"Why do you have no human affairs? No, you don't do any dog ​​affairs! Yaya!"

Hagrid, who picked up Fangya and slapped it on the butt, almost didn't slap Fangya shit out.

"Am I short of food for you? You are still hiding things at home, what if it stinks! I don't want blowflies flying around the house!"

Ya Ya's butt swelled up visibly to the naked eye, and Ya Ya, who was screaming from the beating, stuck out his tongue and began to play dead.

"Go! Go and get all the things you hid right away! Then dig a hole for me to bury!"

Grinning Fangya limped into the room with his incongruous ass twisted. In less than ten minutes, he dragged out a lot of treasures, but none of them were given to Harry's big boy. , if the brewing brother sees this scene, his eyes will be red.

"Hiding so many Jβ, I didn't see any little bitch you hooked up with! I put Lu Wei on your bedside, and you all slept together. Why didn't I see you back then to fight me?! "

I don't know why, Hagrid's beard, who was on fire in his heart, exploded with anger. He has always cared about Yaya's lifelong affairs, and he has found many little bitches for him, including but not limited to three-headed dog, dog-headed dragon Beasts, dog-headed monsters, and even the shadow jackal Almanda who has a gossip relationship with the wolf-headed god Anubis have all been Yaya's pillow companions. When it's time to get down to business, he puts his tail between his legs and plays dead.

"I told you not to give birth to puppies! You are a dog from England, but you can't like those guys to like males! Even if you like it! It's better for you to hide a few asses than this thing!"

Yaya, who was picked up by Hagrid and spanked, screamed miserably. Harry, who saw this scene with his own eyes, could only silently mourn for Yaya in his heart for three seconds. Hagrid had always wanted to hybridize some new species of creatures himself. This act of falling in love with a piece of firewood probably hit Hagrid's pain point. With no dragon eggs around him to comfort him, Hagrid would not let it go lightly.

"well"

Sighing, Hagrid let go of Fangya's hand, and under his precise control, Fangya's buttocks were as swollen as the previous two Fangfangs and lay back on the kennel, humming once and for all, but this It’s good to sleep for a small injury, and eat big fish and meat with Hagrid every day. Ya Ya’s food is definitely one of the best in the entire dog world. He has a good physique. Although he is not a magical creature, he is not ordinary rough skin and thick flesh. .

"If I don't live up to my expectations, it's useless for me to say anything." After giving his teeth a final look, Hagrid looked at Harry.

"Why don't I look for it, is there any potion that I can drink for Yaya, that is, the kind that can be used to revitalize its glory, and without a dog's brain?"

Harry asked with some uncertainty. He was a little uncertain whether Hagrid was willing to use extraordinary means to help Fang. Hagrid was sincerely kind to Fang, and he was raised like a dog's son.

"Is there such a thing?" Hagrid raised his eyebrows slightly, "It's not impossible, Yaya is almost six years old, he's not young anymore, it's time to have a home, he can't just live his whole life like a wimp, right? "

"I'll take care of it for you, Hagrid, leave it to me."

"By the way, Harry, is the dragon egg fruitful? That little one is about to hatch, and I'm a little worried about it."

"It should be confirmed in two more days. I also hope that everything will be ignored. It is very cool to raise a dragon in Hogwarts. Since Professor Grindelwald is willing to help with this, it will definitely be fine. .”

"I hope so." Hagrid was still a little worried, "You said, if Professor Dumbledore came back, would he allow me to raise dragons at Hogwarts?"

"At least Professor Sprout and Professor Snape would like to have a dragon at Hogwarts. A particularly edible dung-producing machine like Iron Belly is definitely a lucky star for Professor Sprout. As for Professor Snape, Fresh dragon blood and scales are also materials he likes very much, and with their help, maybe Professor Dumbledore would agree to it out of a soft heart, right, and he will listen to the support of the two deans."

"I'll send them some good things later!"

Hagrid immediately realized that he was not stupid. Raising dragons is not something Hogwarts can afford. Even without school funding, Hagrid can take care of and feed them by himself. The output of the Forbidden Forest is not ordinary. rich.

"Then I'll go first, bye Hagrid, I'll come back to you before dinner,"

"Be careful on the road!"

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Thanks to Su Sr for the reward of 1500 points, and thanks to my good brother for feeding.

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