Hogwarts: I Am The Only One Who Is A Cultivator

A man in two lifetimes, a single in two lifetimes.

I have to say that Ye Feng is both lucky and miserable.

Fortunately, he had an opportunity that ordinary people could never imagine. Not only did he travel to other worlds, but he also obtained a system. Unfortunately, he had lived a total of more than thirty years in his two lives and was still single.

Because he had no experience in getting along with girls, Ye Feng didn't understand why Hermione and the others were like this, so after giving out the gifts and getting four hugs in return, Ye Feng went back humming a little tune carelessly. , he still has one important thing to do.

As for the relationship between men and women, how could this thing be as important to Ye Feng as playing it? And he firmly believes that with his strength and 'beauty', he will never be single in this life.

Girls of Hogwarts: Ah, yes, yes, you will never be single. You can make a rose cake from the roses given by the beautiful senior sister with a blushing face, and praise the quality of the roses, which is perfect for the cake maker. How is it possible to be single?

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"Today is a good day..."

In the dormitory, Ye Feng was holding a brush and swiping freely. It didn't take long for a piece of calligraphy with elegant and handsome handwriting to be completed. However, Ye Feng did not stop, but put the completed 'calligraphy treasure' aside. I continued to swipe it while it was drying, and it was not until evening that I was satisfied and stopped.

"Huh~ It's finally done. I'll give everyone who stays in school a huge surprise tomorrow."

Yes, Ye Feng and Zhang Qiu both stayed in school during the Christmas holiday this year. The reason is very simple.

Harry didn't want to go back to the 'home' that made him depressed. As for Ronald and Ginny, their parents had gone shopping because they had money. They said they wanted to completely renovate their house and buy some new furniture and so on. So his house can no longer accommodate anyone, and they can only stay in school.

Hermione was even simpler. She stayed because all her friends were staying at school and wanted to experience what it was like to spend Christmas at school with her friends, so she stayed.

As for Ye Feng and Zhang Qiu, their reasons for staying in school are actually quite speechless.

Before, Ye Feng made a pot of skin-beautifying pills, which made Zhang Qiu and Ye Feng's family instantly rich. Then, they met to travel around the world. Yes, you read that right, Zhang Qiu's parents and Ye Feng's parents We agreed to travel around the world together, using Ye Feng's money.

Ye Feng's head was buzzing when he heard the news, but thinking that there seems to be nothing interesting in the Muggle world in this era, it made Ye Feng feel a lot better. Otherwise, his parents would go out to play during the holidays, but he would still be " Guan' can't have fun in school, and it's his own money, how uncomfortable that is.

It was precisely because of this that Ye Feng came up with a brilliant idea in order to find something to do for himself. So, when Dumbledore, who was woken up by Ye Feng the next day, walked out of the residence after breakfast, he always felt that something was wrong. .

But, although he could feel something was wrong along the way, Dumbledore couldn't tell what was wrong for a while, until he came to the restaurant and saw the two huge red portraits on the door of the restaurant. and black text on a red background on both sides of the door.

!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Seeing the huge portrait and text on the restaurant, Dumbledore finally remembered what was wrong.

He walked all the way starting from his door. As long as there was a door along the way, there was a banner with black characters on a red background on the front of the door. Some similar to courtyard gates, auditorium doors, etc., not only the front door, but also both sides of the door. Yes, there will even be two red-background portraits on the door.

While recalling the scenes he had seen along the way, Dumbledore also discovered something extremely outrageous, that is, the magical portraits that were originally hanging on the walls in the school seemed to have turned into... red backgrounds.

"Ye Feng!!!"

No need to ask, no need to think, there is only one person in the entire Hogwarts who can do this, and has the ability to do this, and there is no doubt that this person is Ye Feng.

Ye Feng: []~(￣▽￣)~*

Ye Feng, who was sitting next to Zhang Qiu, heard Dumbledore's voice and stretched his neck to look in the direction of Dumbledore and raised the wine glass in his hand.

"Here are you, Principal Dumbledore? Do you want a drink? The home-brewed liqueur is as sweet as a drink and has almost no alcohol content. You won't get drunk no matter how you drink it~"

Dumbledore: (◕ᴗ◕✿)

"Really? You can actually make wine? Then come..."

Σ (ﾟДﾟ;)

"No, what was I thinking! I almost let this bastard get through again."

"Don't talk about this yet, tell me, what exactly is this?"

Ye Feng: (～￣▽￣)～

"So Dumbledore, what you want to ask is this? This is called the Door God. The ones on both sides of the door are called Spring Festival couplets. They are things posted on the day before the Spring Festival, the largest traditional festival in China. It means saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. Of course, it also wards off evil spirits to ensure safety and increase the festival. The role of atmosphere.”

"Oh, by the way, do you want some sweet wine?" (

Dumbledore: "Pour me a drink, thank you."

Dumbledore:…

"Are you done with this kid?"╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

"But it seems that the liqueur is really good. Harry and the others have already drank it and seem to like it. They seem to want to try it."

"Huh~"

Dumbledore took a long breath to calm down, and then spoke again: "Put aside the sweet wine thing for now. Now I ask you, why do you plaster door gods and Spring Festival couplets all over Hogwarts?" I know that the Spring Festival in your country has not arrived yet."

Hearing Dumbledore's words, Ye Feng suddenly understood and said with a smile: "Hey, what did I think it was?"

"Spring Festival can be said to be the biggest festival in our country, because it is the first day of the new year, so we usually post Spring Festival couplets on the door god the day before."

"Although it's not the Spring Festival yet, I'm thinking that Christmas is the biggest holiday here, and rounding it off is equivalent to the Chinese New Year, so I prepared a lot of Spring Festival couplets, door gods, and blessing characters, although I already had them last night I'm catching up on the work but I've still only posted half of it. Professor Dumbledore, would you like to join me after breakfast later?"

Dumbledore: "Oh~ So that's how it is. It makes sense...How weird! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"

Dumbledore, whose forehead was throbbing with veins at Ye Feng's answer, took a few deep breaths, calmed down again, and then spoke again: "Classmate Ye Feng, we don't celebrate the Spring Festival in the UK, so the Spring Festival couplets are with Just stop posting it, as other people may not like it."

Ye Feng: [・_・?]

"Don't like it? No, they all think it's good and will post it with me later, right?"

"That's right!"

The deafening neat answer almost made Dumbledore, who was standing at the door, do a somersault, which plunged him into deep suspicion.

The classmates did not object and even found it interesting, and the school rules did not explicitly prohibit this from being done. Dumbledore had no reason to stop it, so he could only watch as Hogwarts, which was originally gray and black and relatively solemn, gradually turned into a festive place. of red.

At noon, Dumbledore, who was standing on the tower with Grindelwald, couldn't help but close his eyes as he looked at Hogwarts, which had turned red.

"What a crime..."