Hogwarts: I Am The Only One Who Is A Cultivator

"Mr. Ye, have you burned my beard into ashes and thrown it into the black lake?"

Dumbledore's words instantly froze him, who thought he had escaped. When he turned around and saw Dumbledore looking at him with a look that said, "Sure enough," Ye Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva. .

"Gulu~"

"Headmaster Dumbledore, I can quibble. I can explain."

"You know, I'm only an eleven-year-old child. It's normal for an eleven-year-old child to like to play, right? The only difference is that I like to play with different things. I prefer fishing."

"As you know, people on the shore can't see what's going on in the water when fishing, so I want to say, actually, I don't know what's going on. Do you... believe it?"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, Dumbledore did not speak but looked at him quietly with a smile, which made Ye Feng feel a little scared.

"Headmaster Dumbledore, believe me! I really don't know how I caught your beard. I thought it was a unicorn. I lifted the rod when a fish bit the hook. I really didn't know it was you. beard!"

"Principal Dumbledore, you know me. Although I often do things that are different or even outrageous from other students, I still respect you very much. Even if it 'occasionally' disturbs your rest, I give you Add chili to your dish, put mustard in your favorite dessert, but I’m not a bad student.”

"It must be Black Lake who did it!"

"That's right, Principal Dumbledore, think about it, how could a first-year wizard like me master a magic similar to phantom movement? So it must be the water monster in the Black Lake or something, yes, it must be!"

Black Lake: “￥#@&%…”

Black Lake must feel very unfair at this moment. After all, although it is called Black Lake, the water of the lake is still very clear and not black at all. But now a huge black pot is directly covering it. If it cannot be cleaned clearly, Black Lake will It really became a black lake.

Looking at Ye Feng who was trying his best to distance himself from the relationship, Dumbledore suddenly smiled because he suddenly figured out something at this moment.

In the past, because Ye Feng acted and thought about problems in the same way and perspective as adults, Dumbledore once suspected that Ye Feng was the alias of an old monster who used some kind of magic to occupy this young body. But at this moment, Ye Feng Feng's childish blame-shifting behavior completely dispelled Dumbledore's idea.

Yes, Ye Feng's thoughts and actions were indeed different from those of the little wizards of his age, but in fact, he was still a child in terms of mentality, but he was more mature than other peers.

Because he saw through this, although Ye Feng trimmed off a bunch of his beard for some unknown reason, Dumbledore was not very angry anymore, because he felt it was worth it to exchange this bunch of beard for such an important piece of information. .

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Ye Feng's hair suddenly stood up when he saw Dumbledore actually smiling.

To be honest, Ye Feng is not afraid that Dumbledore will be angry or even punish him, because no matter what the punishment is, as long as he is punished, it means that the matter is over, so Ye Feng is not afraid of being punished.

But it was a little scary that Dumbledore actually laughed after he 'explained' it.

"Headmaster Dumbledore, I was wrong!"

"Principal Dumbledore, please punish me! I promise not to come fishing here in the Black Lake again within a month. Can you... forgive me?" After saying that, Ye Feng looked up at Dumbledore cautiously.

Seeing Ye Feng being so frightened, Dumbledore finally came to his senses. He put away the smile on his face and said seriously: "Mr. Ye, I didn't expect you to admit it so easily."

"Although you are admitting it voluntarily, given that you have repeatedly gone to the Black Lake to fish, and this time it has caused 'serious consequences', I have decided to... punish you to teach Harry and the others how to fish, but you can't do it yourself. Touch the fishing rod!”

Ye Feng: (ｷ｀ﾟДﾟ´)!!

What is shrimp and pig heart? For a fisherman, this is called shrimp and pig heart!

Ye Feng, who just realized that he had 'self-destructed', almost jumped up when he heard this punishment, because Dumbledore's punishment was so heartbreaking, but after being shocked and angry, Ye Feng suddenly came back to his senses, he... seemed not to He is a serious fisherman, and more importantly, he doesn’t have to go to the lake to fish!

Therefore, Ye Feng quickly regained his composure after being frightened and angry, and the speed at which he changed his face even frightened Dumbledore.

"Is this punishment...too light for the little guy?"

I have to say that Dumbledore did know Ye Feng well enough. He knew very well that just such a punishment would make this guy feel discouraged and demoralized. That was completely impossible. This little bastard had a strong endurance. It was estimated that he would have fully recovered from this blow as soon as he returned to his dormitory.

However, Dumbledore was not a devil, so he directly recruited Ye Feng and ordered him to fish enough ingredients for the entire Hogwarts dinner tonight one hour before dinner tonight, and made him responsible for preparing tonight's dinner.

Such a request may be difficult for others, but it is not a problem for Ye Feng at all. Therefore, Ye Feng successfully finished the pole after only half an hour. This shocked Dumbledore and he had to marvel that he had seen it. Less, and at the same time, I was amazed at the richness of Black Lake.

Because he had to prepare today's dinner, Ye Feng spent ten minutes in this afternoon's Potions class to finish the charm potion prepared by Snape, and then started making various condiments non-stop. As a result, only half an hour had passed. He was kicked out of the Potions classroom.

As we all know, there are a lot of Chinese seasonings when cooking Chinese food. Some of the seasonings themselves are quite pungent. In addition, Ye Feng didn’t want to cause trouble for himself, so he planned to make tonight’s dinner a barbecue, so he made those seasonings. Well, that's called spicy and choking.

Fortunately, making these condiments does not have to be in the Potions classroom, so Ye Feng finished everything when night fell.

In the restaurant, Dumbledore, who was sitting at the main seat, saw Ye Feng below him nodding to him. He also cleared his throat, then picked up a spoon and tapped the glass in front of him.

Following Dumbledore's tapping, a large number of... processed ingredients and... burning stoves appeared on the table in the restaurant.

Dumbledore:[・_・?]

"Mr. Ye Feng, can you explain why today's dinner is all processed raw ingredients?"

Ye Feng was confused when he heard Dumbledore's question, because barbecue should not be uncommon in Western countries, but when Ye Feng saw that it had been processed and pierced into strings, there were even chicken feet, chicken wings, etc. When he was picking up something, he suddenly understood.

"It's like this. This is called grilled skewers. Just take whatever you like and grill it on the charcoal fire. Just pay attention to the heat when grilling, add seasonings according to your preference, and sprinkle with cumin and you're good to go. , very fragrant.”

They were indeed no strangers to barbecue, but this was their first time seeing barbecue in this way. However, after they imitated Ye Feng and grilled a bunch of their favorite food and took a bite, the restaurant quickly became full. It’s the sizzling sound of grease coming out.

"It smells so good! I didn't expect that these meatless chicken wings would be so fragrant after being grilled." After taking a tentative bite of the golden chicken wings that Ye Feng brought to him, Dumbledore was instantly intoxicated by the delicious taste.

"I have decided that Hogwarts will have a barbecue every month from now on."

"Long live Headmaster Dumbledore!!!"

After Dumbledore announced this spur-of-the-moment decision, the whole restaurant could hear the drop of a needle for an instant, but the next second, cheers almost lifted the roof off. At this moment, the barbecue from a mysterious ancient country conquered the entire Hogwart. Now, he has easily accomplished the 'great deed' that none of the Dark Lords in the past generations have been able to accomplish.