Hogwarts: I Am The Only One Who Is A Cultivator

Dumbledore: Get out!

Ye Feng: ヽ(￣▽￣)وOkay, are you sure you want to step down and let Mr. Greenwald temporarily take over as principal?

Dumbledore: (￣┏Д┓￣°*)

For some reason, Dumbledore felt sincerely tired at this moment, which gave him the idea that it would be a good idea to temporarily give up the position of principal of Hogwarts to Grindelwald following Ye Feng's advice.

But he soon cheered up, because no one knew Greenwald better than him, and no one in Hogwarts knew Ye Feng better than him.

He dared to conclude that if he really stepped down and gave up the position of principal to Grindelwald, then Voldemort would not be needed. Just these two guys would be able to finish Hogwarts. After all, Grindelwald is a staunch revolutionary. Or, his greatest wish is to let wizards rule Muggles.

If these two guys who are used to causing trouble get together, Hogwarts will definitely be shaken. Therefore, although Ye Feng's suggestion is tempting, Dumbledore still rejected his idea. After all, it is related to the safety of Hogwarts. After all, this little temptation was not worth mentioning, so Dumbledore refused directly.

Ye Feng was disappointed to see Dumbledore rejecting him, so he abandoned Dumbledore and started looking for a little sister to read his palm. After all, Dumbledore looked like a pretty girl.

Dumbledore: (￣ー￣)

"Fine"

Looking at Ye Feng who turned to read the palms of the girls in the school, Dumbledore sighed, and then at dinner the next night, Dumbledore announced a new school rule.

"In view of the fact that there are students in the school who take advantage of girls through so-called palm reading, and many girls have been deceived, the school has decided after research to prohibit students from reading palms and fortune telling for other students."

"Of course, palm reading and fortune telling are also magical means. We do not prohibit students from learning or even practicing, but they must get permission from the school teacher."

"In addition, after my investigation, I found that Chinese medicine is a magical subject, but it requires a lot of experience. Therefore, after our research, we decided that unless the medical skills are recognized by the school doctor, students are prohibited from taking each other's pulse to see a doctor. What's more, Prescribing medicines indiscriminately is not allowed." When he said this, Dumbledore gave Ye Feng a meaningful look. As for why, he and Ye Feng knew each other well.

Ye Feng, who glanced at Dumbledore, turned his head and whistled a little guiltily, because he had replaced the herbal tea prescription for Dumbledore with a medicine that had basically the same medicinal properties but slightly insignificant side effects.

In fact, this side effect is not serious, but after drinking this herbal tea, the urine will be yellower when going to the toilet, and the smell will be very strong, the kind that can make you stun yourself if you pinch your nose.

It turns out that the effect of the herbal tea prescribed by Ye Feng is still very good. Dumbledore is no longer angry, but the effect may be a bit too good. He will probably not have the opportunity to read the girl's palm in the future, but... Who said he could only read palms?

In addition to knowing a little bit about palm reading, he also dabbles in calligraphy, bone touching, massage, bone setting, cupping, horoscopes, tarot cards, etc., especially massage. His skills can make the villagers twitch every time. of.

So, the next day, Dumbledore saw Ye Feng setting up a small stall, with several decks of tarot cards and a crystal ball on the blanket, and there were more girls around him than the previous two days, even Many boys squeezed in regardless of their shame.

In addition to Ye Feng, some quick-minded people also took advantage of the palm reading last time, so this time when they saw that Ye Feng had come up with a new divination method, these people were naturally unwilling to let it go.

But this time they were disappointed, because tarot card divination is not the same as palm reading. If you want to use this set of tools for divination, you must first understand what each tarot card represents, and you must also be able to flexibly adjust according to each card. Come up with a reasonable and convincing argument. After all, many people in the West know about Tarot cards.

Of course, this is nothing to Ye Feng, but it is a little difficult for others. What's more important is that in addition to Tarot cards, Ye Feng also occasionally adds zodiac signs and so on, so when he saw Ye Feng coming, The fortune-telling girl talked about how jealous they were.

Of course, what they are most jealous of and want to learn the most is the massage that Ye Feng showed a little bit before. Just a little bit of these old perverts will understand that this thing is a magic skill. It is a pity that Ye Feng was killed before he could even show it. Zhang Qiu, who arrived, interrupted.

But they were destined to never learn, because just when Ye Feng handed over the tarot cards to a girl to draw one, Dumbledore walked behind him.

"Ye Feng, come to the office with me."

…

Half an hour later, Ye Feng returned to the classroom without much interest because Dumbledore repeatedly told him not to make trouble during this period. In addition, he also asked him to move the 'free-range' giant The rooster was locked up and sent to Hagrid, who kept it for a few days. Because of the presence of the big rooster, Voldemort and the basilisk did not dare to go out.

Yes, because the big rooster that Ye Feng raised was irrelevant. In addition, Xiao Huihui might have gotten tired of taking the elixirs. Some of the elixirs that did not suit her taste were thrown to the big rooster. As a result, the big rooster not only became more majestic, but also had a routine similar to that of little Huihui.

As we all know, owls sleep during the day and only come out at night. Although Xiao Huihui was fed so many elixirs by Ye Feng, he is no longer the same as an ordinary owl, but he still maintains some habits. He likes to go out for a walk at night. He came back to sleep after a lap, and as the younger brother, the big cock naturally couldn't lag behind.

Therefore, when a certain Voldemort, who was determined to rule the wizarding world, released a basilisk one day and planned to let the basilisk kill two half-blood wizards, a large colorful rooster silently followed a little kid and frightened them. Half dead, especially the basilisk, it took him almost three days to recover and dare to go out again.

But I don’t know whether they chose the wrong time or were unlucky. This time they came out and didn’t find the half-blood wizard, but they bumped into Little Huihui and his follower Big Rooster. Then, Dumbledore asked Ye Feng locked up the big rooster and sent it to Hagrid to raise it for a few days.

"Forget it, Christmas seems to be coming soon. Let's let Voldemort enjoy the holiday in peace first. I'll go prepare this year's Christmas gifts first."

"Wait, it seems that the Winter Solstice will be here in two days. How about we pass the Winter Solstice first?" While muttering, Ye Feng thought of the glutinous rice balls that his mother made for them every Winter Solstice, which can be used to smash the rhubarb. '.

"Gulu~"

"How about forget it?"

At this time, a certain dog named Dahuang who was keeping watch on the other side of the ocean couldn't help but sneeze.

"Haqiu~ It's not even the winter solstice yet, but it's so cold and it's so damn cold. You'd better go back to the nest quickly. If you don't go back, you'll freeze like a dog."