Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

The two arrived at Fudge's office and were about to knock on the door when a fat body quickly appeared in front of them and blocked the door.

Kaisen looked down at the pink woman with bulging eyes like toads, and a question mark slowly popped up on her head.

"Oh, Principal Dumbledore, Professor Kayson, do you have an appointment? I'm sorry to stop you, but this is my job. I can't let some irrelevant people and things disturb Mr. Minister's work." This pink woman He said with a greasy smile.

"Our business is very important, Umbridge."

"Oh... who knows?" Umbridge said, shrinking her neck.

"Who is this woman?" Kayson looked at Dumbledore and commented sharply, not shying away from the volume and the fact that the person in question was right in front of him.

"Dolores Umbridge, Under-Minister of Magic, sir." Umbridge introduced herself.

"Oh...the Ministry of Magic has employees like you, taking date pills."

Umbridge's forehead wrinkled involuntarily, although her original face was not very smooth.

Kayson stretched out his hand and pulled it aside to open the office door. Umbridge turned pale and said, "This is the sacred and inviolable Ministry of Magic, not your Hogwarts office!"

"oh."

Kaisen said oh and opened the door of the minister's office.

"Oh...Professor Kayson, and Dumbledore. What brought you here?" Fudge, who was sitting on a chair studying a cigar, looked at Kayson and smiled for just a second.

"Minister, these two guys broke into your office without an appointment or even knocking on the door. You should let the Auror..."

"Umbridge, please close the door when you go out." Fudge interrupted.

"What?"

"I said, close the door when you go out."

"Keep the door... Oh, of course, I will follow your will, Mr. Minister." Umbridge was a little surprised at first, then immediately put on a flattering smile and closed the door.

"Look at this, Fudge." Dumbledore sat down on the chair and placed the envelope in front of Fudge.

The latter opened the envelope and looked at a photo for a moment, almost falling under his desk.

After finally reading it, I asked with some disgust: "What are these?"

"There is a private Muggle laboratory that secretly conducts human experiments on wizards."

"What about the laboratory? Have any wizards been rescued?" Fudge asked.

"The laboratory was blown up by me, and there are still twelve survivors. They are now in St. Mungo's." Kaison responded.

"Oh...since the laboratory was bombed...I think they should have paid the due price...otherwise this matter..." Halfway through Fudge's words, Dumbledore sat up a little straighter. body.

Fudge looked at Dumbledore helplessly: "You're just asking for humiliation, Dumbledore."

"..."

"You and I both know what the Statute of Secrecy is. We even specifically marked it in the textbooks that the Statute of Secrecy is to protect wizards. However, these wizards did not abide by the Statute of Secrecy and were caught by Muggles. In a sense Go...this can be considered a punishment for not following the rules," Fudge said with a grimace.

"If you continue to do nothing like this, we will have to bypass you and go directly to interview the Muggle Prime Minister." Dumbledore said with lowered eyes.

"Interview...Interview How can you interview him? Do you think I am joking when I say humiliating myself? Your long life has allowed you to clearly see the destructive power of Muggles and the fierce fire of Grindelwald. It's so powerful that it can destroy all of Paris, but that's Grindelwald! And the Muggles have a bunch of weapons like that in their warehouses!"

"As powerful as the Big Four of Hogwarts, they could only avoid the Muggles holding pitchforks, bows and arrows, and hid to build Hogwarts. So what now? The mysterious man's death curse is comparable to a Muggle. Are they twenty-pence brass bullets?"

"Sorry, my voice was a little loud... To be honest, what I'm worried about now is that the Muggles know that one of their laboratories was blown up by a wizard. Dumbledore, you don't understand politics. Fudge said irritably.

"So you don't want to take care of this matter?" Kaison said while sitting on the sofa and hugging his shoulders.

"Professor Kayson, you live in the Muggle world. Dumbledore is so confused that he doesn't know, but you should know what kind of people Muggles are. Don't look at them wearing suits and ties. At first glance, they look like They are like civilized people, but if, I mean, if a war breaks out between Muggles and wizards, they will immediately turn into beasts!"

"Mysterious Man! A person as terrifying as Mysterious Man is as ridiculous as a new recruit in the face of the war between Muggles. You may think I am a stupid politician, but after so many years of research on Muggles, I have Don't dare to relax even a little bit, Bubbaji of Hogwarts can't compare to me!" Fudge said very fast.

"...Is that your answer?" Kaysen said.

"The construction of the Wizarding Statute of Secrecy is not easy... So many powerful wizards throughout the ages have tried to overturn the Statute of Secrecy. Until they failed, we still didn't know that they were defeated by some savior." Fudge said and looked at Dumbledore. Profit.

"Or they have seen the horror of the Muggles, and after weighing the pros and cons, they have come to accept the Statute of Secrecy." Fudge's three consecutive talks about the past and the present plus a psychological analysis completely tore the fig leaf of the wizards apart.

The two left the Ministry of Magic and came to the Muggle Street.

The weather in early winter was a bit cold, but Kaisen still felt a bit hot, so he simply unbuttoned the top button of his shirt.

Fudge's line was not going to work. Although he had expected it, he still felt a bit cold.

"Are you still going?" Dumbledore asked.

"Why? You don't plan to go?"

"Don't worry, I want to find a milkshake." Dumbledore looked at the nearby milk tea shop.

"..........Dumbledore, at this time, even if you do this kind of shit, I won't be happy.........Your sense of humor should be released at a suitable time for humor." Kaisen complained speechlessly.

"But the human body definitely needs the necessary sugar." Dumbledore bought two cups of hot milkshakes with pounds and handed one to Kaysen.

"What do you think?"

"If the politicians' way doesn't work, we can only use the wizards' way."