Hogwarts: I'm Cousin Harry

Chapter 39 39. So...Slytherin

Author: Lord Berefeld

Chapter 39 39. So Slytherin

"I really doubt that the pen is broken, but it must be infallible. It is something older than me."

The Sorting Hat said in a nonchalant way, if it could show a human-like expression, it would be 'subway x old man x mobile phone'.

"It doesn't matter whether it's yes or no, at least I'm here."

Dudley said, still trying to keep himself calm.

"That makes sense."

The Sorting Hat nodded.

"Then which house will I be sorted into? Hufflepuff?"

Dudley himself was mentally prepared.

'Hurry up and get sorted into Hufflepuff, I'm already hungry.'

After a moment of pause, the Sorting Hat seemed to have discovered something: "I take back what I just said. In fact, you are very ambitious, capable, and thoughtful. You like to be fully prepared before doing anything. How do you say that word? Yes,

Just in case, you really remind me of that person."

"Can you see my thoughts?"

Dudley's heart was filled with waves. Before he went on stage, he had already performed five 'meditation' enhancements in order to increase his special defense six times.

"No, I can only read the characteristics of you."

So said the Sorting Hat.

"Trait?"

Countless guesses flashed through Dudley's mind.

"Yes, stop, stop, the thoughts in your mind are like a sesame jar dropped on the ground, so complicated that it gives Hat a headache, and they are completely different from those simple-minded little wizards."

Of course Dudley was not as simple-minded as a normal little wizard.

"The Sorting Hat, you said you can't read minds?"

The Sorting Hat quibbled: "I'm just a hat, there's no need to worry about me so much."

"Under normal circumstances, I should follow the wishes of you little wizards, but my consciousness is formed by the indoctrination of four school founders."

At this point, the Sorting Hat's tone changed a bit, his speaking speed gradually became slower, and his tone became much lower.

Although it was still the same Sorting Hat, it gave Dudley the illusion of a new hat.

Maybe it's not an illusion.

Or schizophrenia?

"You look a lot like that guy."

The Sorting Hat emphasized again.

"Be strong-willed and defy dogma. Of course, if you can stop those random thoughts in your mind! Now! Now! The hat is going to explode!"

The first half was still pretending to be mysterious, but the tone in the second half was already very urgent, and the tone returned to its previous tone.

Dudley didn't like the idea of ​​others peeking into his thoughts, even if it was a hat, so he kept reviewing the knowledge he had learned over the years in his mind, from the Pythagorean Theorem, calculus, to the physiological differences between men and women.

‘Dxsinx=cosx,cosx=-sinx,tanx=sec2x’

‘When several particles interact with each other, since the characteristics of each particle have been synthesized into the overall properties, the properties of each particle cannot be described individually’

Seeing that Dudley still had no intention of stopping, the Sorting Hat said helplessly.

"Okay, okay, I'll just stop looking."

The ocean of chaotic knowledge almost swallowed its consciousness.

It swore that it was the first time in thousands of years that it had seen such a little wizard.

Where did you learn this from?

It had been a while since Dudley put on the Sorting Hat. Even though most people's attention was on Harry, as time went by, people began to notice Dudley's abnormalities. He had been wearing the Sorting Hat for a long time.

Already.

It lasted longer than Harry had worn it.

"Perhaps when you came here, you heard a lot of bad things about that place, but sometimes what you heard from others is not necessarily true. Thousands of years can change many things. I hope you can understand

See the essence through phenomena”

The Sorting Hat suddenly screamed loudly.

"So. Slytherin!"

Almost at the moment the Sorting Hat shouted, a system prompt sounded in Dudley's ears.

"Complete the mission and enter Slytherin Academy. Mission reward: Data Magic Eye LV0."

Before Dudley could check the rewards he had received, the Sorting Hat's voice sounded again.

"The consciousness that belongs to Salazar hopes that you can tidy up that place. Slytherin now is simply a mess. It's like a big cesspit."

The Sorting Hat's words made Dudley's face change for the first time.

Salazar, full name Salazar Slytherin, is the founder of Hogwarts Slytherin House.

Slytherin asked me to rectify the house he founded? It sounds incredible at first, but it makes sense when you think about it carefully. The Sorting Hat was born under the indoctrination of the four giants of Hogwarts. After all, there are magic photos that can be combined with

It is not surprising that there is a magical product of dead people talking to each other, and there is a hat with the consciousness of the Big Four.

It's not scientific, but it's magic.

'That'

An idea flashed in Dudley's mind, and he had a bold idea.

Before he was ready to implement it, he heard the Sorting Hat shout: "Hey, I'm just a hat, an ordinary magic hat. I only have their thoughts at the time, but no knowledge."

"What a pity." Dudley's face was filled with regret.

He suddenly thought of something. Slytherin seemed to have parted ways with Gryffindor because of the issue of recruiting students. He opposed Muggle wizards attending Hogwarts, and Dudley himself was a Muggle wizard in the strict sense.

That is, a little wizard from the Muggle world whose parents were not wizards suddenly awakened his wizarding talent.

"Slytherin is Slytherin, I am me, I have his consciousness, but I am not Slytherin."

It makes sense, it's just magical.

"Go to the Slytherin table now, immediately!"

A big hand fell from the sky and took off the Sorting Hat from Dudley's head, interrupting the conversation between one person and one hat. The middle-aged man with black hair, black robe and black face said coldly to Dudley.

It is worth noting that the man has greasy shoulder-length black hair.

Dudley stayed on the stool for too long, which made the Head of Slytherin really uncomfortable.

Snape gave Dudley a hard tug and found that the other man was not moving at all.

His lips moved slightly, and he was about to say 'release the venom'. He paused for a moment as if he was thinking of something, but when the words came to his lips, they changed into another meaning.

"Why are you still standing there? Do I need to invite you? Mr. Dursley."

There was a burst of suppressed laughter all around, coming from the Gryffindor table. As long as someone from Slytherin was in trouble, they were very happy.

Although they were slightly surprised that Professor Snape's swearing today was out of standard, this thought was immediately replaced. After all, it was Snape who was famous for protecting people in his own school.

It stands to reason that when freshmen are assigned to their respective houses, even if they are not as popular as Harry, they will at least receive some applause. However, Dudley did not receive any cheers when he came to Slytherin House, not even a welcome.

Even Dudley's seat automatically had a small space vacant.

Unwelcome and rejection are very obvious.

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(End of chapter)