Hogwarts: I'm Cousin Harry

Chapter 5 5. Teacher Jerry from "The Lord of the Rings"

Author: Lord Berefeld

Chapter 5 5. Teacher Jerry from "The Lord of the Rings"

4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.

The sun rose over the tidy garden in front of the house, illuminating the bronze number 4 on the door of the Dursleys' house. The sun crept quietly into their family's living room, shining on Mr. Dursley's naturally round and huge buttocks, and Mrs. Dursley's.

In the kitchen, he hummed a ditty that didn't belong to this era and cooked breakfast carefully.

There are many photos on the mantelpiece, showing the members of their family to outsiders. The big-headed boy rode his first bicycle, rode the carousel at the fair, played computer games with his father, and was hugged and kissed by his mother.

Scene of a family of three living happily.

There was only a photo placed in the corner of the mantelpiece, indicating that there were more than three people in the family. The tall boy with a big head was hugging another thin boy wearing the same style of clothes, and both of them were laughing.

, the smile is very sweet.

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four, do it again."

Dudley was supporting his whole body with one thumb, constantly rising and falling on his lawn. Big drops of sweat fell on the green lawn, soaking his entire back.

Dudley's body was covered with shapeless grass that he had ravaged.

Harry sat on the steps of the house, supporting his head with his hands and quietly watching Dudley exercising, silently counting for him in his heart.

‘105,106200’

Although Harry seemed to be afraid of this cousin, Harry was actually willing to stay by Dudley's side because he would feel at ease when getting along with him and would not be treated as a transparent existence.

When Harry counted to three hundred in his mind, Dudley finally stopped and sat down on the lawn.

"Comfortable."

Dudley wiped the sweat from his face, his face was flushed and his fleshy face was full of satisfaction.

Pick up the two dumbbells placed aside and continue to exercise the biceps, one on the left and one on the right.

Each discus weighing 30KG was like a plastic toy in Dudley's hands.

Regardless of whether you can learn magic or not, having a healthy and strong body is very important.

The story of the great white-robed wizard Gandalf tells us that if you want to become an outstanding mage, you must first be able to hold a sword and cut down powerful orcs, and then learn the flash technique.

"Harry, you should also exercise. You are too thin and too short. You look like a malnourished skinny monkey."

While Dudley was exercising, he did not forget to remind his little cousin: "Let me tell you secretly, those blond girls with big boobs like muscular men like me the most."

Strictly speaking, Harry was fine in every aspect except being a little thinner. Dudley said this because the comparison object was himself.

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry replied dully, not sure if he really didn't understand or if he pretended not to understand.

The bright green eyes were still staring at Dudley blankly, not knowing what he was thinking.

'I feel like Harry in the movie is not so dull, he is quite smart.'

My cousin is a bit stupid, what should I do? Wait online, urgent.

How will we deal with that guy without a nose in the future?

"Dudley Dursley, here is your letter."

The postman's shout interrupted Dudley's thoughts.

Handing a thick letter to Dudley, the postman glanced at Dudley's muscular abdomen with envy.

In fact, Dudley just didn't finish a sentence. In addition to attracting those blonde girls with big boobs, muscles can also attract high attention from the same sex.

Our great Brother Xun has a good saying: 'Fitness can attract the opposite sex, and excessive fitness can attract the same sex.'

Dudley looked at the seal of the envelope. It was a letter from Bloomsbury Publishing House.

When the envelope was opened, there was a piece of writing paper and a check worth 10,000 pounds.

Dudley looked around and found that no one except Harry was paying attention to him, so he carefully put the check into his pocket and finally opened the letter.

"Dear Teacher Jerry" started with a complicated and lengthy compliment, which was a very official polite speech.

Jerry, Dudley's pen name.

When he first arrived in this world, the first thing Dudley wanted to do was make money.

"If you have money, you can travel all over the world, but if you don't have money, it's hard to move forward." This sentence is true no matter where in the world, and no matter where in the world, Master is a money-burning profession.

Coupled with the poor financial situation of the Dursleys, Dudley panicked as he didn't have much money in his pocket, so he chose a path of no return.

Submit a novel.

Although Dudley knew very well that "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well and you will be able to travel all over the world", this classic saying that made his ears tingle when he was in school, and he wanted to come up with something else, the key to the problem was that Dudley's predecessor did not learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well.

And I also find it troublesome. Writing novels is the easiest and risk-free way to make money.

"The royalties for the first volume of "The Lord of the Rings" written by you have been paid in the envelope. I hope you will arrive at 10 o'clock this Saturday to discuss in detail the matters related to the publication of the second volume of "The Lord of the Rings" Aka from Bloomsbury Publishing House

Yours sincerely, Shini."

The teacher Jerry who wrote this year's most popular fantasy novel "The Lord of the Rings" is Dudley himself.

This world is different from the world Dudley was familiar with before. I don't know if it's because of the wizard. There are very few Western fantasy-themed works in this world. There are none of those Western fantasy masterpieces in Dudley's memory.

At least the "Lord of the Rings" series of novels did not appear in the world, so Dudley just "used it" and made a small copy.

Of course, it is not a complete copy. He also added a lot of writing methods from online articles, such as Don’t bully the Hobbit because he is short, and Thirty Years to the East and Thirty Years to the West. The novel is suitable for all ages.

As a result, the sales of "Lord of the Rings" are even better than those in the original world.

A remuneration of ten thousand pounds was already a considerable amount of money in England in the 1980s.

It's just that according to the current popularity of "The Lord of the Rings", Dudley should get more, but he is a newcomer. He is already satisfied with so much.

Besides, this is only the first volume.

There is no need to only care about immediate interests, long-term success is the way to go.

Moreover, what was sent out was not the content of the first part of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. To be precise, it was only about one-half of the first part.

Didn't some guy without a nose say that seven is a magic number, so Dudley also planned to split the Lord of the Rings trilogy into seven parts.

No, the publishing house has already taken the initiative to come to our door.

Now Dudley is a golden brand, even if the next book is written as "Relying on Defense", it will start selling millions of copies.

The so-called detailed discussion, to put it bluntly, is to send money to Dudley to increase his manuscript fee. The specific situation will depend on how the discussion goes on Saturday.

Anyway, he has already accumulated a certain reputation now.

If your publishing house cannot give you a satisfactory price, I believe that other publishing houses will be happy to offer high prices.

The name Jerry now means money.

Dudley has already thought about it. After the three and seven steps are completed, he will make a sequel to The Hobbit and make another fortune. Then he will sell the film rights and so on.

WOW~ This money is enough for him to spend his whole life without extravagance.

One step towards financial freedom.

I just don’t know if it will be enough to become a mage in the future, or if it is not enough, I will write a few more books. Dragonlance Chronicles seems to be good too.

Dudley, who had received 10,000 pounds, was in a great mood and patted little Harry's messy chicken coop-like hair: "Harry, follow your cousin and I'll treat you to ice cream."

"Okay, Brother D."

Before they left the garden, they heard Mrs. Dursley's call from the window.

"Oh, my dear little Dudley, where are you going? Come here and have breakfast first."

(End of chapter)