Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue

Oops!

Was there any other people present?

What happened to mortgage Hogwarts? !

Gu Ling Pavilion is about to break the net and break the face to take advantage of the fourth goblin war? !

Several thoughts flashed in Elena's mind, and her heart couldn't help but stop, and subconsciously looked up at Dumbledore, who was sitting at the end of the auditorium.

I saw Dumbledore holding a silver kitchen knife and spreading butter on a piece of bread without hesitation. Judging from the state of the old man, he seemed to be in a good mood.

Elena calmed down a little, let go of the little owl in her hands who was sour because of her sudden hard work, and picked up the magazine under the envelope.

Below the comic about Dumbledore, the titles of other articles in the magazine are listed below:

"The Ministry of Magic lies: the so-called Muggle country" Soviet Union "simply does not exist"

"Leprechaun Secret Army Revealed"

"Connelly Fudge: Goblin Slayer or Jin Jialong's puppet?" 》

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"How does this title party have a deja vu feeling, especially the fairy killer Fudge ..."

Elena couldn't help but twitched her eyes, slowly moving her eyes upwards, looking at the title of the magazine that was blocked by the thick parchment envelope-if she remembered correctly, the magic world seemed to have such a strange Entertainment magazine.

At the top of the magazine, there is a string of bold English, "TheQuibbler".

"... huh, it really was Luna's" Singing the Contrast ", which almost scared the baby."

Elena patted her small chest and took a long sigh of relief. She opened the magazine and quickly glanced at the table of contents to find the corresponding page numbers of those articles. She could not wait to open it.

"For decades, Albus Dumbledore has been regarded as the patron saint of the entire magic world, defeating the black wizard Grindelwald in 1945, and led people out of the shadow of the mysterious man ten years ago. One year Another year has passed, and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has trained countless outstanding wizards. Last year, in the face of the public's call for him to serve as the Ministry of Magic, Dumbledore made it clear: compared to becoming a Minister of Magic He is more willing to devote the rest of his energy to Hogwarts ’education. None of us question this."

"However, is this really the case?"

"Surprisingly new evidence has recently emerged, proving that Albus Dumbledore may not be as indifferent to fame and fortune as people think. Jude Law, who lives at 221B Baker Street, said that Dumbledore was actually in Many years ago, they secretly controlled the entire Gulinge Wizard Bank, and even controlled the leaders of many Muggle countries. "

"'It's actually easy to understand, because Dumbledore has got everything he wants.' Mr. Jude Law said, 'People think that the Minister of Magic is an enviable position. Actually the most important position is The chief executive of the Wizarding Bank of Gullah Court, and Dumbledore had conquered all the goblins by force and wisdom about twenty years ago. The so-called Gullinghock-Hogwarts crisis was nothing more than his own It ’s just a one-man show. I saw from the beginning that Dumbledore did n’t care about money at all, because money did n’t mean anything to him, he owned the entire Gu Ling Pavilion. His current ambitions had become How to get over the "Confidentiality Law" enacted by the International Wizarding Federation and get involved and control those poor Muggle nations. '"

After reading the entire article in one go, Elena touched her nose a little tangled, and then flipped through the contents of the following articles at random, a strange feeling floated in her heart.

Most of the articles in the magazine are very funny, and almost blindly edited at a glance.

For example, a wizard claimed that she summoned an evil **** with countless tentacles on her head, bat wings on her back, and can easily destroy the human world; Connelly Fudge is actually a hobby in the dark. A fairy killer baked into a pie; if you can use Animagus to transform into a frog, you can quietly deprive others ...

In a sense, Mr. Xenophilius Lovegood is also a rare talent. After all, with so many layers of weird brain holes and weird brain repair abilities that violate all the normal clues, you may never find a second person in the entire magic world.

Although because of some common sense mistakes, and the lack of important information. And his blindness to reject many correct things made him unable to deduce the correct process. Most of the conclusions reached were naturally wrong, and it is no wonder that most wizards regard this magazine as a junk publication that is popular and favored.

However, no matter how absurd the day-to-day things are, it cannot withstand the impact of such a God's prophecy.

You know, the cover comic picture drawn by Xenophilius Lovgood this time is true? Too accurate. It was completely Dumbledore who received King Gallon and US dollars outside Hogwarts Castle. appearance.

Otherwise, I wouldn't scare Elena out of cold sweat. Fortunately, the sales volume of "Singing the Contrast" is already very low, and the influence is almost negligible.

However, to think about it from another angle, if you can grasp some of the right to speak in public opinion, "Singing the Opposition" is undoubtedly the most suitable. And from the perspective of commercial value, it is like a wonderful story collection of "Singing Contrast", which can be said to be a stranger in the field of text entertainment.

Even if you ca n’t do it in the previous life ["Share your story"-Zhihu], so that many people are convinced, at least it can be made into a book that can occupy the top three sales of non-magic circles in the past 100 years. "Reader's Digest" is a must-read magazine in the magic world.

However, in order to achieve this goal, Elena also needs to find a way to persuade or to scold the editor-in-chief Xenophilius Lovgood-a very stubborn, very autistic, nagging, and abnormal brain circuit Severe daughter control.

However, the crux of the matter is that there is a full year before Luna Lovegood arrives at Hogwarts for school. Within a short period of time, Elena could not find too good channels that could affect that Mr. Lovegood.

"Wait, so to speak, this owl ..."

The little silver-haired witch groaned for a moment, and thoughtfully moved to the little owl who had panic-strickenly hid on Hannah's lap, and a kind smile appeared on his face.

"Come on, cute. UU reading www.uukanshu.com will be supported by your sister for the next year."

There is no hostage, so is the "bird" quality.

Moreover, judging from the accessories on this little owl, it is clear that Little Luna is a cute baby animal. As long as you send back photos, feathers, and paw prints of the little owl from time to time, Mr. Xenophilius Lovgood, who is not afraid of petting his daughter, will not take a right attitude and calmly listen to her reasoning.

Besides, Elena, who has a God ’s perspective, knows exactly what is the temptation for the Lovegood family to resist.

Although she does not know where to find the so-called "Crumple-Horned Snorkack".

But with regard to the legendary three saints of death, she is confident to bluff most wizards except Dumbledore and Grindelwald.

"Reserve grain, don't let it run away."

Goo!

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Alas, there is no chapter saying that Gaga has planned ... Gradually falling into autism, goo ~

Obviously there are more than 9,000 in each chapter, close to 10,000 people to watch, but there are few who come to chat with me. In fact, 1000 looks a lot, in fact, in theory, only 20 people need to send 20, even if it is a goo, it can be put together.

In fact, I am slightly different from most authors, and I never expect any subscriptions or rewards. Because I am a bookworm that is more serious than everyone else, the original intention of writing a book is just to make it more lively. If you read my book, even if you leave a period to indicate that you have been there, it ’s good.

Goo ~ so tired ~

I wo n’t beg for chapters to say it ~ I wo n’t send many irrelevant words ~

In short, I will still work hard to code words, and strive to write a good story ~ so be it ~ goo ~