Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue

"I'm not sure, Elena."

The look on Hagrid's face suddenly dimmed, and he said gruffly, his voice full of frustration.

"Look, even the simplest supervision of freshman training has happened to me, so let's say it is to teach others-to be honest, I don't know if I can do the job."

Before that event happened, Hagrid had full confidence in his knowledge and experience around the forest.

However, until after seeing so many little wizards fainting in front of him, Rube Hagrid finally realized that many animals and plants that were harmless in his eyes were possible for the little ones in the school. There is a fatal danger.

"Relax, Hagrid!" Elena smiled slightly. "You are definitely the best in Hogwarts in finding and caring for magical animals. I can never find a better candidate than you. Alright. Besides, is n’t this still me? "

In fact, in Elena's opinion, Hagrid is even more suitable for the job than Newt Scamander.

The bloodline of the Half-Blood Giant brings more than just discriminatory eyes, extremely high physical and magical defensive physique, super self-healing and recovery ability, extraordinary power and a small amount of magic ability, no less than Elena ’s The gas field at the top of the food chain suppresses the rich knowledge of magical animals ...

If he is simply a magical animal researcher, Hagrid may be a little lacking, but if he is regarded as a magical animal hunter wandering in the wilderness, it is definitely the top talent in the magic world.

As we all know, those who are closest to nature will never be those “vegetarians” who are not clear-headed, slurping meat and drinking in large bowls, and not wasting hunters who are gifted by nature, is the real integration into nature.

You must know that Ruber Hager ’s identity at Hogwarts is not a harmless “forest ranger” for humans and animals.

People seem to have overlooked a very important place, intentionally or unintentionally. According to the most accurate official titles and titles, Hagrid's current job is-[Hogwarts Hunter Guard].

The Forbidden Forest has never been a peaceful paradise.

From the deep and cold Black Lake to the endless forest mountains, this vast unmanned wild area has been defined as a hunting ground exclusively for Hogwarts Castle as early as the Salazar Slytherin period.

"But, will this be a bit ..."

Feeling vaguely what seemed wrong, Hagrid put down the glass in his hand and said hesitantly.

"I mean, the" Hogwarts on the tongue "section, this sounds like more than a simple introduction, right?"

After working at the Hogwarts hunting ground for so many years, Ruber Hagrid is eager to go on a bigger stage and share with more people about the feeding experience of magical animals-not to mention, the Ministry of Magic has now been cancelled After the sentence against him that year.

However, listening to Elena's meaning, it seems to be more like sharing the eating experience of magical animals? !

"Yes, some of them will involve food value, but this does not conflict."

Elena gently licked her hair and pondered for two seconds before replying seriously.

"Mr. Ruber Hagrid, as a fan of magical animals, you must be well aware of the terrible living conditions of those cute animals in the magic world? Even Mr. Newt Scamander. The wizard has been calling for wandering, but the number of magical animal groups continues to decrease. "

Considering that Hagrid ’s measurement of cute animals is not the same as that of normal people, Elena ’s bad situation can be said to be very profound for Hagrid—whether it is a three-headed dog, a fire dragon, or eight eyes Giant spiders ... and even harmless small animals such as eagles, horses, and winged beasts, face the threat of the wizarding world all the time.

However, because of this, the look on Hagrid's face became more and more confused.

"You are right, the living environment of the magical animals is getting worse and worse. Since that is the case, then what you said about eating experience sounds even more untenable ..."

If it were n’t for Professor Dumbledore ’s and Mr. Otto ’s face, Hagrid ’s tone might be a little more unkind, after all, it ’s a bit embarrassing to talk about what it tastes like in a small animal insurance – even Hagrid In the chalet's cooking menu, there is actually something similar to a ferret pie.

"On the contrary! What I want to say is that you have all been caught in the mistake of protecting magical animals."

Elena looked up at Hagrid, her lips raised slightly, and said softly.

"Unknown brings fear, and fear is the source of all exclusion. The first thing you need to do to protect a species is to understand it in an all-round way, and integrate it into the world as much as possible. The easiest way is to understand what this thing can do. Can't eat, how to eat, and how good ... "

Seeing the expression on Bai Mao Tuanzi's face, the two old men sitting next to the wooden table exchanged subconsciously.

I'm coming! This black-hearted little girl film started to flicker again!

For these feelings, the two of them are too familiar-the charming blood of the mixed-blooded Eva, coupled with the Grindelwald-style speech rhythm, combined with the kind and gentle eyes unique to Dumbledore ...

Unconsciously, Elena has gradually started to grow into a qualified devil.

Whether it is Dumbledore or Grindelwald, I think I can't compare to Elena's terrible imitation and learning talent.

And the most difficult thing for the two is to start with: Generally speaking, the things that are said from the child ’s mouth, although at first glance seem particularly absurd and crazy, but after careful thinking, they always contain people who ca n’t refuse. Logical logic.

For example, this scene is the best example ...

"Mr. Hagrid, are you afraid of wild boars?"

"How could that be, it's just a pig ..." Hagrid shook his head with a smile.

"However, in the natural world, all the larger boars basically weigh 300 kilograms, and the running speed of 40-70 kilometers per hour can easily hit most wizards directly. Serious injuries. Whether it is bite force, bounce force, defense force, it is more terrible than many conventional beasts. "

Elena smiled and spread her hands, licking her lips without leaving a trace, and said very seriously.

"The most important reason why people are not afraid of wild boars is that when we see wild boars, a large part of the relevant knowledge and memories that emerge in our minds are roast suckling pigs, roast pork knuckles, and smoke. Ham, fried bacon, grilled sausage, pork stew ... "

"Think about it, when you think of a knife cutting a golden-red pigskin, the rising heat meets the aroma with the unique fat of the meat, and the chewy pork hind leg has a layered fiber layer that is marinated overnight. The pork knuckles are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The skin is light pink and thick and delicious ... All fears will disappear, and only the simplest natural laws will be left. "

With the voice of Elena, the corresponding picture instantly appeared in the minds of the three wizards present.

In particular, Albus Dumbledore, who has eaten healthy recipes for two years in a row, swallowed a spit without leaving any traces-is this kid really a devil? In fact, such a place does not need to be described in such detail.

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Hagrid couldn't help swallowing a spit and turned his face slightly, frowning at Elena.

"Wait, you don't want to say ..."

"Another question, do you think humans are afraid of geese?"

Before Rube Hagrid finished speaking, Elena smiled slightly and continued.

"You know, an adult swan can weigh up to 30 pounds. In an irritated state, it can face a nerdy wizard who has lost his wand. Forehead, I mean, the kind who doesn't like sports and squats at home for a long time. Looking at a wizard smirking somewhere. But obviously, we do n’t need to worry about the swan facing extinction. "

"Because, just like the memory of the wild boar, our taste buds and brain will tell us clearly, roasted whole goose, swan pie, vanilla in oil, stewed goose with carrots, pan-fried foie gras ... how exactly are these dishes Delicious. "

"Of course, there is also the most common owl in the magic world, which is a creature called the round-faced fat chicken in the non-magic world. The large adult round-faced fat chicken can easily hunt prey that is twice the body weight. , The hunting range has spread from the sky, land, all the way to the diving field. Even so, the owl messenger is still the most suitable pet for the little wizard ... "

"Yes, the above animals, they all have one thing in common-they are deeply understood and familiar with humans, and they have been perfectly integrated into our daily lives, whether as food, pets, hunting partners ..."

Elena licked her lips again, a cold gleam flashed in the lake's blue eyes, and there was a yearning look on her face.

"As far as I know, there are a group of eight-eyed giant spiders living in the Hogwarts Forbidden Forest. If you guess right, this is why you were framed as the opener of the secret room fifty years ago ..."

Speaking of which, Elena paused deliberately, glanced at the frozen Hagrid, and then looked at Albus Dumbledore without any surprised expression, and continued without mercy.

"Mr. Hagrid, or Hagrid Senior? Eight-eyed giant spider, this is a magical animal marked as a high-risk by the Ministry of Magic, even if the Ministry of Magic cancels the previous accusation that you opened the secret room, this creature is extremely dangerous to human wizard Also ... "

"Aragok will not hurt anyone! People are prejudiced against the eight-eyed giant spider."

Hagrid's tangled thick beard shook violently and gasped.

The eight-eyed giant spider? () Is a huge spider that originally grew deep in the rainforest of southeast Asia, especially in the dense jungle of Kalimantan. There was no such magical animal around Hogwarts. of.

However, between 1940 and 1943, a tourist gave an egg of an eight-eyed giant spider to Rube Hagrid. Hagrid named it Aragog and took it to the castle to raise it in a storage room in the dungeon.

In 1943, after Hagrid was framed as the culprit to open the Chamber of Secrets, Aragok was put into the forbidden forest by Hagrid. Later, Hagrid often went to the forbidden forest to see Aragok and found his wife Mo Sag.

Since then, an eight-eye giant spider community has appeared in the forbidden forest at Hogwarts.

But after so many years, this eight-eyed giant spider community living in the Hogwarts Forbidden Forest has never attacked any Hogwarts little wizard, of course, part of this is because there is never a small Wizards will go deep into the Hogwarts Forbidden Forest and find their nests.

If Elena remembers correctly, this giant cruel, human-eating giant spider, in the face of the human beings who are actively sent to the door, will not behave as friendly and harmless as Hager imagined Therefore, half of the reasons for not eating Hagrid are due to the grace of parenting, and the more reason is that they may not be able to beat the crazy half-blood giant wizard.

However, it is just like the story of the horrible erect ape gradually climbing to the top of the food chain.

In Elena's view, the main reason why a creature is feared and rejected is that there are only two. It has not found a suitable way to eat, or it has not developed irreplaceable medicinal value.

Fortunately, with the efforts of so many potion masters in the magic world, half of the value development has been completed: the eight-eye giant spider can secrete venom, this precious potion material, the price on the black market is as high as a pint / 100 gallons.

Now, Elena wants to further develop this magical animal and truly become a conventional magical creature that can be widely accepted in the magic world, rather than a demonized high-risk animal-medicinal and edible , These are two very different social perceptions.

In other words, people do n’t have much awe for anything they can eat.

And from the perspective of the food chain, even if the animal also eats people, then everyone has at least a 50-50 relationship. For example, the magic version of crayfish and the magic version of Pipi shrimp may also eat people, but no one Fear them.

Of course, the first step is to give the eight-eyed giant spider a better name.

[Lusheng soft-shelled crab] is a relatively cute name-although many people like to attribute spiders to insects, in theory, the relationship between spiders and crabs is closer.

"Don't be excited, Hagrid, I haven't finished yet ... Actually, I agree with you. The eight-eyed giant spider is not so terrible, but the angle of my standing is slightly different, and our purpose is the same. "

Elena shrugged her shoulders and took Hagrid's words very naturally and continued.

"With people's understanding of this [land-grown soft-shell crab], I think there is a certain chance that even more people can participate in the work of breeding eight-eyed giant spiders, only a little sacrifice ... .. I am just a general chef, cooking food is my specialty, but how to catch prey is not my specialty. "

"No, no! Aragog is my friend, I won't hurt it."

Hagrid shook his head solemnly, and there was a bit of pain on his face, "Elena, you don't understand, in many people's eyes, a wizard like me is actually not much different from the eight-eyed giant spider, I He even went to a wizard prison ... "

"Of course I understand, in fact, I knew it the first time I saw you."

Elena looked at Hagrid, whose emotions had almost mobilized, stood up and patted the giant's arms like granite, quietly flicked her hair, and sacrificed her last killer.

"Hagrid, you are a half-blooded giant, right? And I, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is a half-browed baby-a half-man wizard like you. So, you need to understand that , We are in the same camp, not the magical animals. Now, tell me your decision. "

As Elena's voice fell, the cabin fell into a brief silence.

Until a few minutes later, Hagrid sighed heavily, and raised his head to look at the little hand Elena handed to him in a meaningful way. His bright eyes were full of struggle and tears.

"Sorry, Miss Caslana, I will not take the initiative to harm Aragok and its descendants. At least, I will not do this until they have harmed and attacked the wizard."

Hagrid paused a little, turned his head and glanced silently, only smiling at Professor Dumbledore.

If this is the request of Professor Albus Dumbledore, Rube Hagrid will naturally work hard to complete it, but from the current situation, it is clear that Professor Dumbledore has more to hand over the choice to himself Hands.

The tone of the giant gradually became smoother and firmer. Although there was still a bit of choking, but there was no such confusion before, he looked down at Elena's eyes and said seriously.

"And I also think about it. After that, I will promise Professor Dumbledore ’s invitation to go back to Hogwarts to continue my previous studies, complete my father ’s last wish, plus the duty of guarding the hunting ground ... so As for the job of being a forest hunter, I may not have much energy and time to complete it. "

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