Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue

The same scene didn't just happen to the Weasleys.

For every family in the magic world, this Monday morning is a particularly tasteful beginning.

The devil's copywriting derived from the "tongue body", combined with the carefully selected food images of Elena and others, the "toxicity" that can erupt in this hungry early morning can be called terror.

You know, in most British families, eating breakfast while reading newspapers and magazines is almost a lifestyle that is rooted in everyone's bones. This is like the Oriental Sichuan cuisine chefs always use a wide oil slide before cooking. ——Although there are no explicit rules, but without this link, you always feel like you are missing a soul.

Today's time is still in the late 20th century. Even in the non-magic world, Internet technology has only just sprouted, and the speed of information dissemination is far less than that of the explosion of information decades later.

Of course, the British region at this time is still one of the world's recognized food deserts.

Benedict eggs, golden cheese potato balls, fragrant butter fries, Hungarian organ potatoes, Caesar salad, mushroom soup, creamed spinach, strawberry mousse, fried cod, smoked salmon ...

The main content of this issue of "Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue" is breakfast. In order to take these dozens of brightly colored photos that make people look appetizing at a glance, Elena and others spent almost a whole week. time.

And these are just part of the weekly breakfast at Hogwarts ’four colleges.

But even with only a dozen of such dishes, in Elena ’s opinion, it is enough to instantly defeat the psychological bottom line of the magical office workers who can only eat cold sandwiches and chew dull cereals.

Not to mention, considering that some wizard families may be late to read the magazine, Elena also added a special page to this week ’s breakfast special, adding a week ’s introduction to Hogwarts ’star dinner menu. .

For example ... the magic roast veal from Hogwarts Kitchen this week.

Compared with the common charcoal grilling method, the fire of the entire cooking process of this batch of veal comes from the magic flame. There is no trace of smoke and charcoal in the meat.

Suspended magic cleverly allows each piece of veal to be heated 360 degrees without dead ends. The fat melted under high temperature is evenly applied to every inch of the epidermis under the magic of home-elves, forming a golden lure. The crispy layer of the person firmly locks the delicious gravy in it, without a drop of waste, ensuring that every bite can feel the richest taste feast.

Of course, this is just the beginning.

Just like the same layered western food, in Elena ’s plan, the gastronomic content displayed in the first issue of "New Singing Contrast" is only the most basic first part, and in the subsequent release process , She will gradually put more dinners and dishes into the magazine.

As for copywriting, these are actually not the most orthodox "tongues".

After all, simple text is always less impactful than sound. In the design of the white hair dumplings, when can the "Hogwarts on the tongue" plate reach the combination of picture, text, sound, fragrance and taste? It can be regarded as a qualified magic food publication.

But even this is the most basic food culture shock, it has quickly formed a huge sensation in the entire magic world.

Throughout the day, from the British Ministry of Magic to Diagon Alley in London, from the Quidditch training ground in Dorset to the Black Dragon Reserve in the Hebrides, the most talked about topic is this "New Singing Contrast" The content above.

Over time, the attention of the wizards gradually moved from the "Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue" section to several other sections of the magazine-not that the "Tongue" section is attractive Not enough. After watching it for too long, few people can stand up to that kind of hunger, especially if they have no other solution at one time other than shouting hunger.

The first thing that attracts the eyes of the entire magic world is naturally the demand for a high-return manuscript published on "New Singing Contrary".

Thousands of Jin Jialong, as a sign of rewards and remuneration, destroyed the youth and arrogance in most people's hearts in an almost unreasonable way in the first time, if not because of Hogwarts. The joint preparation of the School of Magic and the British Ministry of Magic, many people think that this is just a bad April Fools' joke.

Once a single article is adopted, the guarantee is 5 Jin Jialong's remuneration, which is quite good for the magic world with low prices.

Not to mention, the PK mechanism is also used in the next few issues for the entire magic society. As long as the content of the next issue is selected in the top three of the sub-section, you can get at least 100 gallons and at most 1000 Garon's additional creative rewards.

Under such a reward, many wizards began to detail other sections, wanting to know exactly how to match this manuscript fee.

What makes the wizards even more surprised is that in addition to the pictures and texts, and the novel "tongue" section, the content quality in several other sections of this magazine should not be underestimated. Most of the content quality is in magic. It is above the core articles of mainstream journals in the world today.

Compared with the core academic weekly magazines such as "Transformation Today" and "Master Potion", the content published in the "Into the Magic" section is not only more practical, but also because the main authors are Hogwarts five to seven Students in grades are very friendly to most wizards in terms of wording and difficulty in understanding the content.

On the other hand, considering that this is the first time to tutor students to form a thesis, Professor McGonagall and Professor Flitwick, as instructors, generously and patiently shared many tips that have been summarized in the teaching over the years and joined In the articles by Percy and others, the gold content of the entire "Into the Magic" section has become extremely solid and stable.

You must know that all those who can serve as the main course professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are definitely present in the field of magic in the field of magic today. After these professors have revised and compiled magical academic papers, whether it is Both practicality and operability are at the highest level.

Even the most discriminating mantra scholars complained at least that the wording above was not so professional, and the content was too basic. Only mediocre wizards would be interested in this simple knowledge.

And after most people complained, the first reaction was to pick up the pen and paper and start writing.

After all, the Jin Jialong of this call for papers is so cute. Compared with what is "Transformation Today", the price tag given by "New Singing Contrast" is really difficult to refuse-in the end, everyone still has to eat That's it.

However, if the "Walk into Magic" section is well-received among ordinary wizards, it has been evaluated among high-end wizards.

So this issue mainly focuses on the origin of the "Hogwarts Calendar", and the "Exploration? Discovery" section that directly uses the "magic era" as the timeline to write articles can be said to be completely reversed-compared to most For the wizard who saw the history of magic automatically skipped, the revelation written by the original author of "History of Magic", Bahida Bashat, undoubtedly caused an uproar throughout the entire history of magic research.

"This year is 998 of the Hogwarts calendar, which is 1991 in the non-magical world ..."

This is the first sentence of the article published by Bahida Bashat on the origin of the "Hogwarts Calendar". In all subsequent articles, except for this coordinate, all expressions related to the year , The unification is replaced by "magic era XXX year" or "Hogwarts calendar XXX year".

If Professor McGonagall and others are super first-line scholars like the Nobel Prize winners in the field of metamorphosis, then the status of Bahida Bashat in the field of magic history is equivalent to that of Stephen Hawking in physics during his lifetime. The same status.

Since the 1890s, Bahida Bashat has been a famous historian, and from the middle of the twentieth century, the teaching materials used by the entire magic world to study the history of magic, All of them are the "History of Magic" series written by her.

This is not surprising, as Gellert Grindelwald ’s aunt, witnessed Dumbledore ’s growth from boy to man, experienced the darkest period of Voldemort ’s horror, and witnessed the elders of Voldemort ’s failure to fall down the night No one in the magic world is more qualified than her to write and tell this long history of magic.

And her active voice this time means that from now on, the concept of "magic era" has really appeared in the academic circle of magic history.

Any mainstream media, magical institutions using time calendars, and various magic schools when taking magic history lessons need to take this into consideration, ranging from the re-compilation of textbooks to the entire historical time afterwards And the rules of daily life-all places involving time may change accordingly.

The most deadly point is that facing this era of magic starting from the time when Hogwarts was founded, it just hit the other places in the magic world that are most worried about by the magic school-Huo, who has the most powerful influence The Wizards of Gwarts, through this magic era, may be able to permanently fix the title of Hogwarts' "First School of Magic".

Of course, the fermentation and derivation of this anxiety will take some time.

After all, whether it is the Booth Barton School of Witchcraft in France, the Demstrand School of Witchcraft in Northern Europe, or the Ephraim School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the United States, if you want to respond to this statement, you will have to wait for weeks or even hours at the earliest. Months later.

By that time, Hogwarts may have more than just a reputation and a long history that are difficult to measure accurately.

In order to determine the "magic era" and "Hogwarts calendar" as soon as possible, Albus Dumbledore (played by Grindelwald) even emphasized several times in the principal's office, The Ministry of Magic is required to issue a notice within this week, "recommending" that mainstream media such as "The Prophet Daily" and "Witcher Weekly" begin to use the "Hogwarts Calendar" to mark the time.

At the same time, with the help of some enthusiastic Hogwarts students, Bahida Bashat will also authorize and participate in the re-compilation of the book "History of Magic", and strive to start the entire next school year. The magic world will use the latest version of "History of Magic".

In such a situation, the Prophet Daily and The Witcher Weekly, who have a keen sense of smell and political consciousness, will naturally not lose their wisdom. They have the same choices as the Ministry of Magic and Hogwarts. Other newspapers and magazines also have good lives. Consider your own team.

And the only "Singing Contrast" that likes to sing the opposite has become the shape of Hogwarts. It can be expected that when several other magic schools react, it is not difficult to rush to resist and oppose. It ’s so easy to protest.

In short, for this idea of ​​Elena, Grindelwald, as the first Dark Lord, is quite satisfied and proud.

Otherwise, he will not pull down his old face, and actively write to those old folks, hoping that they will move to the home of Lovegood, help guard this promising and forward-looking ideological position, and **** the new world.

In addition, the repercussions of several other plates used for counting are actually in the upper middle position.

The revamped "Lov Good? See the world" has become one of the favorite stories of wizards in their leisure time. Among them, the absurd and brain-opening stories are as good as the boring magic world. The most comfortable lubricant.

Not to mention, in addition to "New Singing Contrast", people can no longer find another publication that will openly joke about the daily life of the Minister of Magic, and have written various kinds of magic materials of the Ministry of Magic- -After the Ministry of Magic prepares books, people have quite different fun in viewing these stories.

Political black humor and fantasy stories are always the second of the three most popular sectors in popular literature.

As for another section, considering that there are quite a large number of readers in this magazine who are Hogwarts students, Elena chooses to temporarily seal it, otherwise she might be angry Deng tomorrow Professor Brido hung at the gate of the castle to vent his anger.

Not only that, the content on the two sections introducing Hogwarts Secret Road and the Forbidden Forest Creatures has also received a lot of attention, but the focus of people ’s attention and Elena ’s initial expectations do not seem to be too much. same.

Regarding the content of the Hogwarts secret, more wizards are looking forward to the confrontation between the twin brothers of Weasley who are also special authors, and the castle administrator Argus Filch-how to stop Night tour, and how to smooth the night tour, when these two articles appear on the same page at the same time, it is no less than a very interesting red and white match.

It is foreseeable that after this period of silent confrontation on paper, Argus Filch, who seems to have fallen a bit downwind, will definitely find a way to fight back.

Argus Filch is very old, and now many wizards have deflated him.

Even after having left Hogwarts Castle for many years, whenever a cat meow is heard at midnight, many wizards still remember from time to time the fear of being once dominated by that one person and one cat, like shadows, everywhere, this belongs to midnight Killer Filch's exclusive term.

Not to mention, Argus Filch has written very clearly at the end of the article, and every month thereafter, "New Singing Contrary" will publish a list of students who violated school rules at Hogwarts that month, and will also attach punishment methods. And content that violates regulations.

For the majority of adult wizards who have graduated and left the school, although this way of public punishment will seem to be justified in favor of a few sentences, in fact, most people are full of expectations in their hearts.

In fact, they can't wait to see if there are any unlucky elementary school siblings caught by the castle administrator.

As for the section that should have highlighted the magical creatures in the Forbidden Forest, due to some weird preferences of the British wizards, and the audience of the first wave of newspapers and magazines are mainly middle-aged and young men, the focus of the discussion has become Those little witches who appeared in the photos and played intimately with the unicorns.

After all, with Newt Scamander's "Where Are the Magical Animals" selling, almost every wizard family will buy a book as a usual response to those annoying magical animals and insects.

Therefore, for adult wizards, the unicorn-related knowledge published above is not very attractive.

On the contrary, innocent little girls such as Luna, Hannah and Hermione have successfully attracted the attention of many wizards.

With such attention, many attentive wizards even found that those who did not show their full face in the "Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue" plate did not accidentally take part in these girls. taking pictures.

Immediately afterwards, with the list of people responsible for the various sections published in the "New Singing Contrast" and the investigation of the author names of some of the articles, it was quickly discovered that many of the manuscripts in this magazine were produced by Done by a little girl.

For example, Hermione Granger has signatures in the "Magic Age" and "Walk into Magic" sections, Hannah Abbot has signatures in the "Tongue" and "Magic Age" sections, and Luna? Lovegood signed the magical animal plate and "Lovegood? See the world" ...

After many twists and turns, it is a matter of course that such a cute, intelligent, and capable image of other children has appeared in the minds of all adult wizards. Many wizard families with children studying at Hogwarts I ca n’t help writing to my children for specific information ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ And the broken cauldron is within a day, and the wall behind the bar of the pub is full of girls playing with unicorns. photo.

Tom, the always talkative pub owner, pointed to the picture behind him and proudly introduced his niece. Sometimes when he was interested, he even picked up the "New Singing Contrast" on the table and read it. A gourmet copy written by Hannah.

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At the same time, in Hogwarts Castle.

The impact and turbulence of this "New Singing Contrast" is another very different scene.

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