Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

Hogwarts Express

The uncovered train is still running.

in a carriage

George and Friend put on whatever clothes they could find.

In fact, except in the third grade in the original book, Lupine took the Hogwarts Express to school because he was late.

Basically, teachers will apparate to "Hogsmeade Village" in advance.

Then walk back to school.

This saves most of the day.

So when it was found that the glass and the ceiling were gone.

The little wizards on the train were in a commotion for a while.

Finally got too cold...

They went back to find their clothes.

...

"What? Can you memorize at least half of the books in Lihen Academy before entering school?"

"You also need to be proficient in using advanced magic such as the Patronus Charm."

After listening to Ronald's words, the two let out an exclamation at the same time.

Then look at each other.

They all saw the excitement in each other's eyes.

What a genius idea for a prank!

"George, Flender, are you exclaiming? So it's fake?"

Noticing the demeanor of the two, Ronald felt like he was alive after a catastrophe.

"Oh no, of course not!"

George shook his head solemnly.

"I thought you'd know!"

"No way? Didn't your mother give you preschool education?"

The faces of the trio turned pale.

"Then what are you going to do with your branch assessment?" Flender cooperated with a surprised expression.

"Branch examination?"

"Of course, don't you know? Hogwarts is the greatest magic school, bar none!"

"How can such a school recruit any student casually."

"You know, even the wizarding world has a lot of bad ones!"

"Then... can I ask about the content of the branch examination?"

Little Lolita Hermione felt like she was suffocating.

"Oh, don't worry, it's not very rare, and usually it won't kill anyone." George shrugged.

"Correct me, George, three freshmen who hadn't entered school died in last year's assessment."

"But that's already considered good!"

"The freshmen had to face 20 werewolves in the Forbidden Forest the year before last, and a full third of them died."

"No, the year we started learning was not easy. The students had to fight giant monsters in the arena, and seven or eight little wizards died."

Listening to the twins' discussion, the three little legs became weaker and weaker...

Is this Hogwarts?

This is simply the Roman arena!

This is no longer a matter of shame, it is a matter of life!

"Maybe we should ask someone else!" Ronald paled.

"Come with me, I know some senior students..."

Malfoy temporarily put aside the feud between the Malfoy family and the Weasley family for an unknown number of years.

At this time, life-saving is the most important thing!

After a while...

The three stepped out of a carriage filled with fifth-year Slytherin snakes.

Despair was written all over his face.

As fifth year students, these Slytherins "knew" a lot more than George and Flanders.

Tell them in detail about the Hogwarts admission assessment every year for the past twenty years.

For example, go to the lair of thousands of giant arachnids to retrieve a gold coin that has been hidden in advance.

For example, a duel with a fire dragon in a closed and narrow space.

For example, if you are kissed by a dementor, you can only enter school if you survive, etc.!

"Hi, how are you? I'm Flower John, are you freshmen too?"

When I was about to go back to the carriage, I suddenly ran into a strange little wizard who greeted me enthusiastically.

There are not a few little wizards like this who want to make more friends before school starts.

Except for a few fans of pure blood theory, most people will respond enthusiastically.

This time...

"Can you defeat a dragon?"

"Can you fight a troll hand to hand?"

"Can you sneak into the acromantula's lair alone?"

Little Lolita Hermione's three questions directly fooled Flower.

He is also a young wizard from a wizard family...

It's just that even adult wizards can't do these things, right?

"Well, it looks like you haven't experienced preschool education either."

"Then, I wish you good luck in the upcoming sorting exam." Hermione gave him a pitying look.

"I mean, I hope you survive."

After finishing speaking, the three of them left dejectedly.

...

"Merlin, I have to find someone to ask." Flower swallowed.

Soon, rumors about the freshman assessment spread in the Hogwarts Express.

When the newly enrolled young wizards heard the news, they immediately went to verify the senior students they knew.

These seniors who were asked heard questions were all a response.

First amazed, then excited...

Finally, he pretended to be surprised.

The opening is like "Is there anyone who can't even do this?"

Terrorizing new students is an annual tradition at Hogwarts.

Even parents will not tell their children the specific details of the sorting.

But in previous years, they just made up some things like exams to scare the scumbags.

How can it be so fun this year!

This is simply beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

One by one, the first-year freshmen were trembling with fright.

Many senior students began to enthusiastically help their juniors to analyze the most likely content of this sorting examination.

What school organizes freshmen to go to Nurmengard to fight Grindelwald one by one through the Portkey.

What a duel with Dumbledore.

Not even Voldemort escaped!

In the mouths of these seniors, Voldemort was imprisoned in the depths of Hogwarts Castle, and he was preparing to test the new students one day.

It was said that if he killed a hundred newborns, Dumbledore would set him free and so on.

The news was spread in an orderly manner, and there were also witnesses who swear that they had seen it.

The whole Hogwarts fell into a sea of ​​despair and joy.

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