Hokage: From Tsunade-san

Facing Tsunade's strong man-lock, Aokiji used all his strength to push her away.

? ? ?

This is how people are, the less they can get, the more they want.

Tsunade felt more energetic and continued.

Qing Pheasant pushed away.

Tsunade continued.

Qingzhi repeated the action just now, looking like a loyal and loyal woman, vowing to refuse to obey.

After the two pulled each other several times, Tsunade realized something was wrong.

At first, I thought the other party was just giving in to lust, but later I realized that Qing Zhi really didn't seem to have that idea.

This made Tsunade wonder if there was something wrong with her charm or if there was something wrong with Aokiji's brain.

Obviously, instead of suspecting that something was wrong with herself, Tsunade felt that the problem might lie with Aokiji: "Hey, let me tell you, is your brain being squeezed?"

Qing Pheasant did not deny it: "I think so too."

Tsunade couldn't understand the other person: "This doesn't look like you."

Qing Pheasant sighed.

The other side is so proactive. If you say you have no ideas, you are just deceiving yourself.

The emotion of regret he felt at first was out of instinct, but when he calmed down later, it was out of reason.

He was really afraid of getting pregnant directly.

There are many examples of people who hit the target immediately and then got pregnant.

Moreover, Qing Pheasant dares to vouch for it. If he does such a thing, he will know the taste after eating the marrow. Obviously, it will take more than one shot.

Looking at it this way, the probability of pregnancy is actually quite high.

Now that Tsunade is being stared at by Uchiha Madara, it won't be long before he wants to kill her.

If Tsunade is pregnant, she will undoubtedly send out the signal of opportunity.

And after doing this kind of thing, not only Tsunade will be debuffed, but Aokiji himself will probably be debuffed to a greater or lesser extent.

After all, this matter is actually quite wasteful.

After thinking about it, I can only think of it as Liu Xiahua.

Qingzhi looked like a gentleman, but Tsunade seemed increasingly confused. Suddenly, she seemed to have thought of something, and covered her mouth with her hands: "Isn't it the punch I just made that made you stupid?"

"No, I have a good mind."

Qingzhi shook his head, thinking about how to make the other party accept it next.

Tsunade looked unbelieving: "That's what the crazy people say."

"..."

Seeing Aoki's hesitant look, Tsunade began to doubt that aspect: "Hey, let me tell you...do you actually have that problem..."

Qing Pheasant roared.

If you don't mind, actually..." Tsunade blushed and gritted her teeth: "I can check it for you now. "

"..."

“I know that this kind of thing is really hard for men to talk about.

"But this kind of thing cannot be delayed. The longer it is delayed, the easier it is to aggravate the condition. If you don't believe my words, you should also believe in my medical skills."

Probably because she was afraid that Qing Pheasant would misunderstand, she specifically added: "Don't get me wrong, I haven't done any surgery in that area, but I can slowly study it with you to find out the root cause of the disease."

"My male function is very sound." Qing Zhi showed a speechless expression.

"Everyone who suffers from this disease will say this." As a doctor, Tsunade would often hear some doctors chatting and gossiping in the hospital.

"I'm really not sick."

"You are sick, and you are very sick.

"Under normal circumstances, you would pounce on me if you heard something like this. Why are you pretending to be a gentleman in front of me?"

sweat……

Co-author, I am a gentleman, but I am sick in your eyes, right... Qing Zhi was speechless. If he thought about it carefully, he was really like this.

"You may not believe it, but I am actually a very traditional person..." he explained.

Tsunade was stunned: "A traditional person?"

"Don't look at me like this. I don't advocate that kind of thing happening before marriage."

"Go away, stop talking to me about nothing."

Tsunade believed him, she knew Aokiji's character better than anyone else.

Qing Pheasant:......

Well, actually he doesn't even believe it when he says this.

Tsunade knew him better than anyone, so it was normal for her to react like this.

Qingzhi let out a long sigh, stopped pretending, and showed his cards: "Actually, I have my own reasons..."

Tsunade seemed to have heard a huge joke and laughed directly: "We have been honest with each other to this point. You, "bastard", pretend to be a gentleman with me, and you still have such troubles. It makes me laugh out loud."

"..."

"It feels aggrieved for you to do such a thing with me, right?"

Aokiji refused to have any further relations with her. The more Tsunade thought about it, the angrier she became. She had already taken the initiative. It was so shameless for this guy to still indulge in lust.

Qing Zhi closed his eyes and opened them: "Actually, I am afraid that you will die..."

"ha?"

After hearing this, Tsunade's mind didn't turn around, but this was normal, after all, who would be confused when hearing such words.

Afraid of thinking that he was joking, Qing Zhi added in a serious tone: "I'm not joking."

"Where are you poisonous?"

Qing Pheasant: "..."

Tsunade complained: "Even if you want to lie, please come up with a decent lie."

Aoki glanced at him, without retorting, and said in a deep voice: "Uchiha Madara..."

Tsunade was stunned: "Huh?

"There is someone who wants to kill you, and this person is Madara Uchiha."

Tsunade grabbed her long hair that was let down: "No, my mind is a little messed up. What you said is totally wrong."

"It's normal that you don't understand."

Qingzhi nodded to show that he understood.

Anyone who suddenly hears such words would be confused.

Tsunade looked confused: "Let's put aside the question of why Uchiha Madara wants to kill me. Does this have anything to do with you and me?"

"Of course there is." Qingzhi raised two fingers and analyzed slowly: "First, you may be pregnant. Second, after what I did with you, I will definitely not practice as hard as I do now based on my personality. Even if you want it, your body will probably not allow it. No matter what the situation is, the old guy will feel that there is an opportunity to take advantage of him. "

"Your body doesn't allow it?"

"This kind of thing seems to be very harmful to the body..."

Tsunade:……

Immediately afterwards, Aokiji recounted his analysis of why Madara Uchi wanted to kill her.

Unfortunately, no matter how serious what Aokiji said, Tsunade said she just didn't believe it. This sounded too unbelievable to her:

"I always thought you seemed to have victim paranoia, but now it seems to be true."

Qingzhi said seriously: "I'm not joking."

"Okay, okay, it's really hard for you to come up with such an excuse in such a short time."

Tsunade patted Aokiji on the shoulder. "

Qing Pheasant:......

"Okay, okay, it's getting late, let's go wash up and go to bed." Tsunade pretended to yawn: "Since you really have no idea, just think that I am just being sentimental."

Qing Pheasant:......

Tsunade issued an eviction order: "Why are you still standing there, why don't you go back to your doghouse?"

Qing Zhi shook his head: "I won't leave."

"Not leaving?"

"Well, I want to sleep with you."

Tsunade let out a light sigh, "What's wrong with your brain?"

"Just think I'm having a seizure."

Qing Pheasant thinks so too.

It's crazy to think that Tsunade has come to her door but she doesn't do such a thing.

If this was placed in a novel, readers would be so angry that even my own mother wouldn't recognize it.

Actually, if you think about it carefully, it seems that Tsunade and I are not yet 18 years old...

Qing Zhi found a reason for himself, comforted himself, and then shook his head, not thinking about these messy things.

He left the bed and turned off the light.

"Why did you turn off the light?" Tsunade didn't understand what he was doing.

"sleep."

In the dark, Aokiji could still judge Tsunade's approximate position with her keen senses, walked straight towards her, threw Tsunade down and rolled onto the bed sheet.

Tsunade was confused by what he did to her.

It was too dark to see anything, but after thinking about it, it seemed like a good idea.

Regarding doing this kind of thing, even though she was so proactive just now, she has always been quite embarrassed.

In the darkness, Aoki groped for a while, opened the quilt, threw Tsunade in first, and then followed closely behind and got into the bed.

Tsunade:? ? ?

"Sleep." Qing Pheasant put on the lid.

Tsunade was a little confused: "No, didn't you say you wanted to sleep with me?"

"Yes, otherwise what do you think?" Qing Zhi's tone was incomprehensible.

Tsunade:……

After a while, Tsunade opened her mouth and cursed Aokiji as "psycho", then turned her back as if she was having trouble, and pulled the quilt over at the same time, as if the relationship between the couple was broken. .

In the room, the light was dim and you could hear a pin drop. After a few minutes, Qing Zhi whispered: "Are you asleep?"

"died."

Tsunade, who had her back turned, didn't reply angrily.

Qing Pheasant sighed softly.

With this tone, he probably planned to ignore himself all night.

"You're not sleeping, right?"

A voice of inquiry came from behind.

"..."