Hokage: God-Level Sign-In Starts With Infinite Chakra

Everyone looked around.

"Wow! Xiaojun's big avatar is so handsome!"

"Yes, my parents' identity photos, one looks like a wanted criminal, the other looks like someone who has been released from prison..."

Kabuto read:

"Toshi Ikeno, thirteen years old, orphan, Dead Bone Pulse physique, self-touching enthusiast, Grandmaster Harem Technique...finished."

What?

That's it!

What about Infinite Chakra, Hashirama Seal, Raikiri, Xin Dun, Flying Thunder God, and Ancestor Soul?

But Chi Yejun understood immediately.

This is all done by the system.

At least it's not that easy for spies to collect intelligence...

Naruto shouted: "Then look at me, my name is Uzumaki Naruto!"

The pocket quickly pulled out another one.

"Uzumaki Naruto, has a venomous mouth, is a super licker, is very cheap, and is very stingy. He is greedy for money. His dream is to become a bathhouse technician. The person he loves and hates is Uchiha Sasuke..."

Naruto: "???"

Sasuke: "???"

immediately!

He jumped up like a tomcat with explosive fur.

He put his hand into the ninja bag, but was held down by Chi Yejun and others.

Kabuto smiled and comforted.

Then he put the cards away and continued the introduction:

"In addition to Konoha Village, those taking the exam this year also gathered foreign ninjas such as Suna, Kusanagi, Taki, Rain, and Cloud."

"By the way, there is also the Sound Ninja Village, but they are a newly established small ninja village and don't have much information."

The words just fell!

Suddenly three people rushed out!

"Hmph, you dare to say that our Sound Ninja Village is a small village? Go to hell!"

Chi Yejun glanced at it.

It was the trio of sound ninjas!

Toss Anvil: A hunchbacked mummy man with a bandage on his face and a stinking face, as if he had just been dumped by a man.

Qin.Hai: A girl with long black straight hair, a purple bow tied at the end of her hair, sleeveless olive camouflage outfit, at the airport.

Sack Stirrup: The gray-black wolf running head is very unique. There are three words "death" on the khaki coat. It is estimated that he is in mourning period.

The three of them were Aunt Snake's subordinates and were sent to implement the plan to collapse Konoha.

Except for Toss who was killed by GaaraKO early, the remaining two people became human sacrifices for Impure World Reincarnation First Generation and Second Hokage.

A miserable fate.

Chi Yejun has long been disgusted with this arrogant trio.

In this Chūnin exam, he may end their lives early and free them from suffering...

The three teamed up to attack Yakushi Kabuto.

Zak jumped up high and shot out the kunai unique to the Sound Ninja Village.

Kabuto instantly dodged and dodged the kunai.

(Didn’t hit +1)

Toss raised the device with the sound hole and punched it hard.

Kabuto quickly retreated and dodged again.

(Did not hit +2)

Qin's petite figure lowered her toes lightly and raised her foot to kick Kabuto.

Fragrant feet failed!

(Did not hit +3)

Afterwards, the four people got into a fight.

But just like when an old lady fights, no matter how arrogant she is and all kinds of swear words are flying around, in the end no one can defeat anyone.

"Hey! Silly bird combination, you three versus one, that's too much!"

Naruto clenched his fists and was filled with indignation, but Ikeno Jun grabbed him.

Sasuke tilted his head and sighed: "Their offense and defense are so fast..."

Chi Yejun sneered: "Quick!"

I'll just watch you act quietly!

If it were other Konoha Shinobi who were besieged, Toshi Ikeno would definitely step forward to help.

But he knew that these four idiots were just acting.

They are all obviously under Aunt Snake, but they still pretend to be bitter and hateful...

at last!

Kabuto's lens was shattered.

He threw himself to the ground, "My glasses are so expensive! Just wait, I'm not done with you!"

Chi Yejun almost vomited.

Are you the only one who can act?

Laozi is better at acting than you!

So he walked over deliberately and stepped hard on his hand with his left foot.

"Ah! Yachudie! Lift your feet quickly, it hurts...be gentle!"

Chi Yejun immediately apologized: "Sorry, I didn't see it."

Then he raised his right foot.

"Ah...it hurts even more, it's all broken..."

"Sorry, I lifted the wrong foot."

Subsequently.

He took out an Oscar-winning statuette from the space and gave it to Kabuto...

Right now!

There was a loud "bang" sound.

A puff of white smoke billowed from the podium.

"Quiet down, you bastards." A loud voice sounded.

Subsequently.

More than a dozen invigilators appeared in the examination room.

What a show!

The leader was wearing a black cloak, his face was covered with scars, and he was extremely tough.

This person is a professional torture and interrogation genius.

A special Jōnin known as the Devil Muscular Man - Morino Yibiki.

He loves fat girls the most, also known as "Konoha's fat girl's stud beast!"

He served as the examiner for the first written examination.

His appearance created a depressing whirlwind, worthy of being the captain of Konoha's Anbu torture and interrogation team.

Next to him is a fat pussy.

He has dark skin, big shoulders, round waist, and well-developed muscles.

Chi Yejun looked more and more familiar.

Finally thought about it!

The rebellious ninja of Cloud Shinobi Village who was captured during the last raid on the bandit Koichiro the Inu.

Later, he was handed over to Morino Ihiki for torture.

did not expect……

It was actually included.

"Okay, give everyone five minutes to get ready, go to the toilet and drink water."

Naruto immediately stirred into action.

He ran towards the other village ninjas.

"The questions are from our Konoha Village. Hokage is my second uncle. I know the three required questions!"

"Oh? You know this too? Can you tell me?"

"One thousand taels of general currency! The paper can only be opened when it is rolled up."

Just like that, Naruto made a small fortune quickly.

Taking the hair roll and opening the note, Naruto wrote the required question:

Ninja Village, name, admission ticket number.

Indeed there are...

Naruto was almost killed by the looks of those fools.

five minutes later.

Morino Ihiki began to explain the exam matters.

"This time it is divided into AB papers. Except for the last question, all are multiple-choice questions. Please use a 2B pencil to mark the answer sheet."

Shikamaru raised his hand and asked, "It's so troublesome. Why do we have to use 2B?"

Naruto also said: "Yeah, what's the difference with 3B and 4B?"

The fat ladies answered loudly: "The bigger the B, the darker it is!"

All the candidates seemed to nod in understanding.

Ya and Shino whispered:

"Zhino, you are going to fail the exam this time. How will your parents treat you?"

"Women's singles with a score below 80, men's singles with a score below 70, and mixed doubles with a score below 60!"

After hearing this, Naruto, Sasuke, and Toshi Ikeno all felt lucky that they were orphans...

Right now.

Naruto poked Ikeno Jun next to him.

He secretly opened his pants.

Chi Yejun took a look.

I almost developed trypophobia.

I saw Naruto wearing those woolen underwear.

It was covered in flies.

"It's easy to pass the exam, just wear this one-piece!"

"Oh no! What a talent..."

Morino Hiki cleared her throat.

"Quiet, the exam officially begins now. First, roll call according to the admission ticket number."

And at this moment.

Chi Yejun's home.

A girl slowly stood up, walked to the window and opened it.

A breeze comes.

The red and black hairband is tied into two long twin ponytails, fluttering in the wind behind her.

Blue-green hair color is very eye-catching.

She was wearing a formal uniform and a headset hanging from her ears, which made people feel a very strange beauty.

Subsequently.

She walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen.

He took out a green onion and sang softly.

"Ah, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull harder..."

So beautiful, so lively.

The onion dumping song!

Although Xiaoxue couldn't see her, she still felt full of happiness...