Hokage: I Am A Swordsman

Time passed day by day.

Since Liu You returned to the village, it can be said that he has enjoyed the blessings of all people.

With a little loli in one hand and a childlike face in front of her, life is simply not too beautiful.

The only thing that was certain was when Liu You went shopping with the three dainty girls.

Those villagers looked at themselves with strange eyes.

How to describe it?

Um?

envy, jealousy, hate!

For example, now, Liu You and Xi Hihong are walking on Konoha Street.

I can always feel the malice from the single dog.

Sure enough, there is no absolutely safe place in this world, even in your own village.

If you don't have a little strength, you don't dare to go shopping at all.

"Mr. Liu You, try this meatball, it's delicious!"

With cheerful steps, Kato Shizune handed a string of three-color meatballs to Liu Youzu's mouth.

"Mr. Liu You, look quickly, that seems to be a new dessert, do you want to try it?"

Yuhihong asked happily.

"Mr. Liu You, there seems to be a batch of new fabrics in that store, I'm going to buy some,

Go back and make some new clothes for you. I think your clothes are a little old.

Mikiko said shyly.

Three girls, three styles, and now that touch of madness on this face.

Even Liu You was stunned, not to mention other singles.

"Ahem, as long as it is given to me by you, I like it, so don't ask me for my opinion!"

Liu You chuckled.

Hi!

I feel like my life has reached its pinnacle.

No, no, no, adding Tsunade, and that charming Fifth Mizukage, is really reaching the pinnacle.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!

Liu You silently encouraged herself in her heart.

When the three girls heard the words, they all showed joyful expressions on their faces.

They like Liu You, as long as they ask, they never say no.

Not like those other men, who are artificial and useless.

Finally, several single dogs who set up stalls on the street couldn't stand it any longer.

They walked up to Liu You and the others one after another, showing a very sad and indignant expression.

"Brother, please raise your hand high and let us live!"

"This old man is right, brother, you can do it well, don't show it in front of us,

I'm still a single dog, I can't bear this kind of crit!"

"What my brother said makes sense. Although I have been single for more than 20 years, I have developed a pair of unicorn arms.

But this brother, you brought three delicate girls to various shows in front of us, have you considered our feelings?"

"That's right. If it's just one, forget it. There are only three in your area. Who can stand that!"

These single dogs finally couldn't suppress their hearts, and burst out full of evil towards Liu You.

"Ahem, everyone be quiet, I'm going to start pretending."

With a loud roar from Liu You, those noisy singles suddenly quieted down and turned their gazes to Liu You.

"Do you know why, why you have been single for so many years? Don't you guys reflect on it?

But it doesn't matter, because you met me today and asked me humbly,

So, let me, the No. 1 Konoha commander, let you solve the puzzles!"

Liu You saw that all the eyes of the audience were focused on him, and an intoxicated expression appeared on his face.

"Hurry up, let's go, Mr. Liu You is going to start loading coins again."

Yuhi Hong said anxiously.

"Yes, yes, I can't stand it, every time Mr. Liu You pretends to be aggressive, it takes more than half an hour. y

Kato Shizune said with a small grin.

"Let's go to the meatball shop just now, eat something and drink some tea, and wait for Yanagawa-kun!"

Mikiko's proposal was unanimously approved.

So the three women formed groups one after another and left this dangerous place full of coercion.

But at this time, as Liu You's voice fell, those single dogs suddenly boiled up.

They didn't think Liu You was talking nonsense at all, what the hell?

Still can't see it?

Liu You can win the favor of the three girls, in their eyes, he is the supreme VIP among successful people!

For a powerhouse of this level, it is too late for them to be happy if they want to impart experience to them.

How could there be the slightest doubt.

"Very well, for the sake of everyone wanting to know so much, then I will start talking,

Be sure to remember well, your happiness for the rest of your life depends on what I will say next, how much you can learn. "

Liu You let out a laugh that any man could understand.

Originally, Tsunade was going to buy some wine, but when he saw how lively it was, he felt curious and came over.

But when he heard Liu You's voice, he immediately showed an expression of interest.

She wanted to hear what this little bastard wanted to do.

Not only Tsunade, but even Sarutobi Hiruzen sitting in Hokage's office.

Originally, I wanted to use the telescope Technique to inspect the village, but I saw this scene.

So he also stopped, wanting to see what kind of scratching operation Liu You wanted to do.

Those Anbu who were hiding in the dark, as well as the spies of the major families all set their sights on Liu You.

It can be said that today's Konoha has completely become Liu You's pretentious stage.

After Liu You felt that he had sold enough of this point, he spoke slowly.

"First, it goes without saying why you have been single for so many years.

Because of poverty and weak strength, it is the most deadly that the girl cannot be given a sufficient sense of security. "

Listening to Liu You's words, people also nodded in agreement, that is, they agreed.

"However, I can't blame you for this. After all, it is impossible for everyone to be born handsome and strong like me.

The most important thing is that I still have money, so I am simply the best partner for women!"

Liu You boasted without showing any trace.

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the villagers all subconsciously nodded their heads in agreement.

Second, you not only have no strength and no money, but you are also so ugly, which is very embarrassing,

Don't say that girls can't find you, even if you look at it yourself, you will feel angry, right?"

Liu You chuckled.

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The villagers nodded approvingly again.

"Third, you have no money, you are poor and you are ugly, that's all. You guys are not scratchy enough as a man.

What is the most important thing for a man, scratching, as long as a man scratches, there is nothing wrong with a woman,

You don't understand this, and you really don't know what to say. "

Liu You said very sympathetically.

Before the villagers could say anything, Liu You spoke again.

"We have integrated the above three points, you just have no strength, no money, no face, and you don't have enough fucking choices,

So do you think that you are still qualified to find a girlfriend?

If it were you, would you like to live with a piece of wood?

Let's all go home, wash and sleep, there is everything in the dream. "

Liu You said with a face full of disappointment.

Well.....

Although this sounds a bit ugly, it seems that the Tao (dig well) is such a truth.

Ever since, the villagers all showed expressions of being lonely, full of despair.

Do I just live my life like this, my wen, wen can't reach the person I love...

Bah bah bah, digressing.

"Ahem, no matter how weakly you say the last sentence, in fact, the above is all my nonsense.

In the final analysis, you are still ugly, ugly, and ugly, and your appearance is justice.

You ugly monsters can't understand this truth.

After the words fell, Liu You immediately turned into an afterimage.

It's really exciting to pretend to be forced and run.

If you pretend to be crazy and don't run away, then you are really stupid.

What are you thinking? Old man.

puff!

puff!

cluck cluck...level...

Those girls who were originally joining in the fun suddenly let out bursts of melodious laughter like silver bells.

But this laughter is so harsh in the ears of those single dogs.

At this moment, there is only one thought in their minds.

I have been tricked.

Moreover, they are very cooperative with others.

They also played them seriously.