Hokage: I, Kakashi, have a 50/50 split with anyone

"Kay... Sasuke will please give it to you!

Kakashi looked at Sasuke, who had been unconscious by Itachi, and instructed Kai with distress.

Kakashi was ready to search for Tsunade with Jiraiya, but could only ask Kai to take Sasuke back.

"Don't worry, Kakashi, I'll bring Sasuke back to Konoha safely!"

Kai carries Sasuke on his back and shows his signature big white teeth to Kakashi.

Then Kai didn't know where on his body he took out a green jumpsuit of the same style as Xiao Li and handed it to Naruto.

"Naruto, this green suit is a gift I have prepared for you. Go for it! Youth!

Ignoring Kakashi and Jiraiya's disgust, Naruto took the clothes excitedly.

Kakashi once felt that he should let Naruto follow Kai, the temperament of the two was too compatible.

Seeing that Naruto was just about to change, Kakashi quickly opened his mouth to stop him: "Naruto, if you change into this outfit, then you better go back with Kai!"

"Why? Kakashi-sensei! Naruto asked puzzled.

"Alas... Because even a handsome guy like me, who is popular with thousands of girls, can't bring you and Jiraiya adults two Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks, which will seriously lower our Konoha's image!

Kakashi couldn't stand the scene of Naruto dressed like a green turtle and Jiraiya, who looked like a yellow ape, standing in front of him at the same time.

If I'm guilty, please kill me with the murder weapon of the outlaw, instead of making these two second-class goods angry with me.

......

South of the Land of Fire, Short Book Street!

A famous gold cave not far from Konoha Village.

Eight words, eating, drinking, gambling, everything, a happy street.

It was already dark!

Kakashi and Jiraiya Naruto were walking down the street, Naruto looked around curiously, and Kakashi was also curious to look at the cultural industry of the ninja world.

The street is lined with vendors, izakaya and casinos, and many amorous and disheveled young ladies who pull people to the shop.

On such a cold night, look at these beautiful young women who are warm and generous but not clothed.

The people on the side could no longer bear it, and wanted to warm them with their own bodies.

Whenever Jiraiya also planned to use the hard-earned money he had fooled from Naruto to help these distressed young ladies, but they were all rejected by righteous words.

The reason is that after those young ladies saw Kakashi's beautiful face when he was not wearing a mask, they said that even if they were pouring money, they wanted to help Kakashi massage his body and relieve fatigue.

Looking at Kakashi, who was surrounded by more than a dozen young women, and then seeing that even if he said that he wanted to pay a large price, no one cared, and he also received 9999 critical damage in his heart.

This Yan King, who has dominated the female bathhouse for thirty years, finally knows the gap between people.

However, at this time, Kakashi was not interested in these passionate young sisters.

Although Kakashi likes young women and is determined to carry forward Boss Cao's Weiwu legacy in the ninja world, he is definitely not a hungry ghost.

He wasn't interested in the busiest buses.

After Kakashi quickly pushed these hungry young ladies to Jiraiya, he took Naruto to find a hotel to rest.

In the middle of the night, Kakashi left the hotel to buy a supper.

He hadn't come back yet, he must still be playing music and dancing, and Kakashi didn't want to care about him.

After all, Jiraiya has been secretly in love with Tsunade for decades, and now he is still a single dog in his fifties, so he can't always let Jiraiya use the five girls to physically lower the fire for him!

The nightlife of Short Book Street is much richer than Konoha, and the streets are still lit up at this time.

"Don't run

..." "Stop

..." "Pay back..."

Kakashi had just walked to a liquor store when he heard a commotion on the street outside.

Kakashi looked out the window and was a little stunned because he saw a childlike little loli with big breasts walking like a fly on small short legs.

Followed by six big men with fleshy faces, their legs were about to smoke, but they couldn't catch up with her.

Seeing this familiar scene, Kakashi knew that this was the target of the trip, and Tsunade was being chased for debts again.

Kakashi silently praised Shizune in his heart, admiring her spirit of following Tsunade for more than ten years, starving nine times for three days, and being chased for debts every day.

Looking at Tsunade who was far away, Kakashi quietly followed.

In an empty alley, the loli version of Tsunadehime ran here, and then sneakily looked left and right, and stopped when he saw that those people were not chasing.

"Whew..."

"It's so dangerous, I was almost discovered by those hateful bastards!"

Tsunade exhaled, and the proud peaks trembled with his breath, making his blood burst into dazzling.

"Tsunade-sama, can't you restrain a little? I lost all the money today, where are we sleeping tonight! A

gentle voice came from the alley, and then from the shadow in the corner came a beautiful woman with a beautiful face, still holding the pink Paige in her hand.

It was Kato's niece Shizune.

Although Shizune is an apprentice, he does the work of a maid and an old mother, and often wipes his ass for Tsunade's broken affairs, which is simply heartbroken for Tsunade.

"Hahaha! It's okay silent, what I have is money! Tsunade said unconcernedly.

"Alas!" Shizune helplessly held her forehead, obviously she was numb to this.

Tsunade raised his right hand to his chest, made a seal, and drank lightly, "Solution!" "

Boom!

A white mist appeared out of thin air and shrouded her.

When the smoke gradually cleared, Tsunade's fully embodied body emerged.

I saw that she was wearing a tea-green gown, soft blonde hair, light and charming, and a pear-shaped figure that was irritating and seductive.

Kakashi remembered a sentence from Blue Star in his previous life, men like slightly chubby women.

And this woman in front of her can definitely be called one of the ten thousand in the slightly fat world.

Those flesh legs alone, with black or white silk, are enough to kill people.

"Come out, since the liquor store just now, you have been following here, what are you doing?"

Tsunade turned his pretty face and said to Kakashi's hidden location behind him.

"Tsunade-sama, Sashi ignore the da-na!"

Seeing that Tsunade spotted him at once, Kakashi jumped directly from the wall behind him.

Tsunade looked at Kakashi who was walking towards him, and was greeted by long silver-white hair and a handsome face.

Looking at this man who was very similar to the figure in the depths of his memory, his expression was in a trance, and his tone trembled softly.

"Are you... Break?

"No, it's already dead!" Tsunade, who came back to his senses, said in denial, looking at Kakashi's brow with some familiarity.

Tentatively asked, "Are you Kakashi?" "

Hmm!" Looking at the ripples that flashed in Tsunade's eyes, Kakashi was a little puzzled, but nodded anyway.

"What are you looking for me for?" After putting away the strange look on his face, Tsunade asked suspiciously.

"Three generations of Hokage-sama passed away... Killed by the big snake pill! Kakashi said straight to the point.

"Nani..." Tsunade couldn't believe it.

The atmosphere of the scene suddenly fell silent, and Tsunade, who fell into memories, was silent for a long time.

With an expression of no concern on his face, he said: "Sure enough, Hokage is garbage, and only fools can be Hokage!"

Although Tsunade's words were crisp, there was a faint sadness in his tone.