Hokage: I Neji will never go offline

Lao Zi was really a little scared when he heard this, and even the anger on his face was much less, while Bai had a blank look on his face.

"What? Neji-sama, why do you have to suppress your tongue?"

Ningji held his head high and began to popularize science with some pride.

"At first glance, it seems that you have never kidnapped anyone. If you just plug someone's mouth with something, no matter how tight you plug it, the thing in the mouth will be easily pushed out by the tongue. And if you use something to stuff the tongue

If you suppress it and then stuff it with something, your tongue will no longer be able to push the thing out of your mouth."

Bai opened his mouth slightly and nodded in realization.

"Oh~~ So that's it, then why use ice? Wouldn't it be better to use a eating spoon?"

"Hmph~~ We are not the kind of people who don't give a chance. If we use ice, as long as the ice melts, he can push things out with his tongue. I am giving him a chance. Go ahead and remember to use the smelly tongue.

A few socks."

"yes!"

Bai immediately used ice to make a piece of ice that was slightly thicker than an ice cream stick and looked similar to an ice cream stick. Then he took out a scroll and patted it with his hand. A pair of smelly socks appeared on the scroll.

The smell spread immediately, but Neji felt that these socks looked familiar.

"Hey? Bai, why do these socks look so much like mine?"

"Well! Because these are Neji-sama's socks. I have taken the time to wash the other socks, but I haven't had time to wash this pair yet. Didn't you say you want to use smellier socks? This is the only pair that smells bad.

"

"Well……"

The corners of Ningji's mouth twitched, and for some reason, a sense of shame suddenly arose in his heart. When Lao Zi smelled the smell of socks, the anger on Lao Zi's face had turned into fear.

"Hey! You, please don't mess around. I am an elder and a prisoner. You can't do this to me!"

"Bai, do it! Put both of them in for me!"

"yes!"

Neji gave Shiro the order very simply and decisively. Shiro came to Lao Zi with a sock wrapped in a scroll and looked at Lao Zi with a smile on his face.

However, this smile was as scary as the devil's face in Lao Zi's eyes. Lao Zi, who was sitting on the ground, quickly twisted his body back, trying to distance himself from Bai. However, he had only retreated less than ten centimeters when a piece of ice suddenly appeared.

Appeared behind Lao Zi and blocked Lao Zi's retreat.

Bai stretched the popsicle towards Lao Zi's mouth, but at this moment Lao Zi closed her mouth tightly and kept twisting her head to avoid the popsicle.

Bai frowned slightly, a burst of cold air floated out of Bai's body, and a thin layer of ice appeared on Lao Zi's face. The ice that appeared on his face quickly spread towards Lao Zi's mouth. Not long after, Lao Zi opened his mouth tremblingly.

Opening his mouth, Lao Zi's teeth had been stretched open by two icicles at this time, and Lao Zi's bite force could not crush the icicles.

Bai took the opportunity to stuff the popsicle into Lao Zi's mouth, then grabbed the scroll and stuffed all the smelly socks on the scroll into Lao Zi's mouth.

I don't know whether it was the humiliation or the smell of socks that smeared his eyes, but tears fell from Lao Zi's eyes. Bai clapped his hands, put away the scroll and looked at Neji.

"Alright, Lord Ningji, I have plugged his mouth as you ordered."

"Well, that's enough. You can continue to sleep. We are still a long way from Kawa no Kuni."

"Um!"

Shiro returned to his seat and fell asleep on his stomach. Neji closed his eyes again, and the ice snake became quiet again, but the smell of smelly socks did not dissipate.

Although Neji doesn't have athlete's foot, as a ninja, sometimes he has to travel for ten days and a half, and there is no time to change his socks during the journey. Although Neji's socks don't smell enough to make people smell it,

He was about to vomit, but after wearing socks for ten and a half consecutive days and stuffing them into his mouth, Neji felt his stomach churn just by thinking about it.

At this time, Lao Zi was lying on the ground, his eyes were rolling white, and he was in a state between unconsciousness and wakefulness.

About ten minutes later, Lao Zi vomited out the smelly socks in Lao Zi's mouth. Lao Zi, who had been lying on the ground, immediately sat up and retched in the corner.

"Ugh~~Ugh! Ugh!"

Lao Zi had been wandering around before, and he hadn't eaten anything since being caught by Neji, so even though Lao Zi was vomiting violently at this time, he couldn't vomit anything.

"Old man, that's pretty much it. Is it so exaggerated?"

Neji couldn't stand the sound of Lao Zi retching, so he opened his mouth to stop Lao Zi, but what he got in return was Lao Zi gritting his teeth.

"Boy, you will be punished one day. If I still have a chance, I will stuff a sock that has been worn for three months into your mouth!"

Faced with Lao Zi's cruel words, Neji didn't care at all. He just shrugged, put his index finger to his mouth to make a silent gesture, and then deliberately lowered his voice.

"Old man, I advise you not to scream at night. I just asked you why you didn't use a spoon. You must have heard it, right? If you use a spoon, you won't spit out your socks so easily. You have to think clearly.

Already."

"you!"

Lao Zi was very angry, but Neji's words really worked. Lao Zi was really frightened and didn't say anything even though his eyes were almost cannibalistic.

Neji was too lazy to care about Lao Zi anymore, picked up the smelly socks and threw them out of the ice snake's mouth, returned to his seat and closed his eyes again.

The night passed peacefully, and Itachi was the first to wake up and open his eyes.

As soon as Itachi opened his eyes, he rubbed his nose with his hand. He felt something was wrong, but he looked around and found nothing wrong. Only Lao Zi sat slumped in the corner, looking ahead with dull eyes, as if he had lost his mind.

Like the soul.

Neji spent the whole night recovering chakra and did not fall asleep. As soon as Itachi woke up, Neji opened his eyes and said hello to Itachi.

"Yo! How did you sleep last night?"

Itachi nodded and glanced at Lao Zi beside him with some concern.

"I slept well, but what happened to this guy? He seems to have been greatly traumatized. Did something happen last night?"

"Huh? No, everything was normal last night and nothing happened. As for this guy, maybe it's because he knows that his time is running out, so he is finally reminiscing about good things."

Neji was really embarrassed to say that Lao Zi was turned into a bird that doubted life because of his smelly socks, so he chose to lie to Itachi, and Itachi had no suspicion.

As the sun rose, Shiro and Ranmaru also woke up, while Neji sat on a chair with a card in his hand and thought.

Ninjutsu Card: Melting Escape Flower and Fruit Mountain, after being played, the ground with a range of 100 meters times 100 meters will be turned into magma. After being played, it will be consumed. The recovery time is 30 minutes. Chakra can be used to recover in advance.