"Ah, paper!"
"Boom!"
Xiu Tuo, who was already teetering on the verge of collapse, saw that the roll of paper was like a long drought, and he wanted to seize it desperately despite the fact that his hands were still bound by thunder handcuffs.
"Snap!"
But before he could get close to Naruto, he was directly slapped by Xiu'er, who had affected his brain waves by the thunder handcuffs.
"Huh, isn't it clear yet? The two cannot solve the problem by brute force, and they will even hurt themselves.
At this time, Naruto easily opened one of the rolls of toilet paper, and after tearing a large section, he began to wipe his nose, "Hehe, comfortable, the feeling of having toilet paper is cool!" Although
their lungs exploded, the two who had their hands tied and did not dare to use any ninjutsu were still helpless against Naruto's actions.
The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you obviously want to rush to the toilet but never reach the paper.
"Brother, we lost, now the initiative is in the hands of others, just come according to his wishes."
"How exactly do you sell this roll of paper?"
Xiu'er, whose legs were already trembling uncontrollably, and her sphincter was about to collapse, couldn't help shaking her head and saying.
"How much money did you bring!"
"Oh, this is all the pocket money I brought with me on the mission."
Xiu'er took out ten silver tickets with a total value of one million taels from her arms with trembling hands.
Naruto's eyes lit up instantly.
It turns out that the son of the daimyo of Yunyin Village has so much pocket money?
"Let me see, you ate eight croton pills, I will even if you are 100,000 taels, the roll is also 100,000 taels, exactly 1 million taels."
"As for those two red coats, I will suffer a loss, it is a gift for you!"
Naruto showed a look of heartache, as if it was like how much he had suffered.
"What, this broken paper is a hundred thousand taels, why don't you grab it?"
Xiu Tuo said with a resentful face.
Co-authorship is how much money they have, and you can directly charge what price.
And it has long been known that this bright red coat printed with "Crouching Dragon" and "Phoenix Hatchling" is one of the reasons for angering the sweaty and bloody ox.
Even if they freeze to death, they won't wear it outside.
"I'm a businessman now, and I only provide goods to customers who need them."
"If you don't want to buy it, you can leave at will, but if you can find a piece of paper around here in 5 minutes, then I will lose."
Naruto replied with a smile on his face.
"Okay, I want it!"
"Little ghost, don't let our brothers see you again, otherwise our pain will definitely make you pay back a hundredfold."
"Boom~"
After Xiu'er and Naruto handed over the money with one hand and delivered the other hand, they rushed to the toilet with Hideto's trembling steps.
And Naruto at this time also did not wait for the system prompt for the success of the mission, so he also followed the two and rushed to the toilet.
"Toilet, we're finally here."
Xiu Tuo had already rolled her eyes and was already impatiently ready to rush to the toilet.
"Wait... Wait a minute, show funny brother!
"Then there's an extremely critical question."
Xiu'er, who had also rolled her eyes and the corners of her mouth twitched, stopped, pulled the handcuffs and let Xiu'er stop at the door of the compartment.
"What are you waiting for, can you wait any longer in this case?"
"Think about it, can we run errands in a toilet room with these two pairs of handcuffs?"
After Xiu teased, he instantly scratched his head with desperate hands, "Do... Can't do it!
"Why should the heavens punish us for meeting that yellow-haired devil, and why should we eat that croton ball!"
"Boom..." Xiu
Tuo, who had been forced to collapse, was ready to rush desperately to the compartment.
"Wait... Wait a minute, don't use it so hard!
"I'm coming soon, I'm coming out."
Xiu'er said with a look of horror.
At this moment, the two heard a loud shout at the toilet entrance.
"Sharpen scissors and kitchen knives!!"
I saw Naruto's thin figure appear in front of them again.
"Two, do you need a kitchen knife?"
"Wang Mazi brand kitchen knife, extremely sharp!"
Naruto took out a variety of kitchen knives from his arms and said with a smile.
"I want it!"
The extremely fast Hideyu quickly snatched a kitchen knife from Naruto's hand.
"Brother, or I'll wronged you!"
"Xiu'er, you don't want to let the eldest brother I am obviously one step away from the toilet cubicle, but I can't solve it."
Xiu Tu looked at Xiu'er on the other side, and her face suddenly began to become hideous.
He then raised the silver-glowing kitchen knife.
"Wait big brother, don't listen to this cunning little devil head to stir up discord on our brothers."
"Now that we two brothers have both wisdom and paper, why don't we want a way to get the best of both worlds?"
Xiu'er said quickly.
Xiu Tuo immediately put down the kitchen knife, "Oh, what do you have in mind?"
"I thought of three plans."
"Plan A, one person runs errands on the toilet and the other person stands by on the door frame, but one person has to watch the other person do errands!"
At this time, he felt the monstrous wave rushing towards the level Xiu Tu covering his stomach, and his forehead had burst with green tendons, "What about Plan B?"
"Plan B, the person outside the cubicle puts his hand inside the compartment, but then it can't lock the door!"
"Zila~
" "Then say plan C!"
At this moment, Xiu Tuo, who is highly concentrated, trying to make his sphincter tighten, is already scratching the door frame outside the compartment with his fingernails, trying to hold back.
"Plan C, although you can lock the door without watching others do things, but another person on standby must lie on the ground and wait for another person to do something!"
"That's all I planned."
"Come on, make a choice."
Xiu'er also covered her stomach. Blinded roared.
"Well, I can't lock the door, but I still choose Plan B!"
"Then I'll go to Fury first!"
Xiu Tu was impatient and ready to rush into the compartment.
"Brother Xiu, we should guess..." "
What?"
Just when Xiu'er looked aggrieved and was about to guess the order of the fists, the kitchen knife held by Xiu'er in her right hand was exuding a dazzling coldness.
"Snap!"
Can't wait for Xiu Tuo to open the cubicle door of the toilet first.
But the next second they were all dumbfounded.
"Nani? It turned out to be a squat toilet!!
Then Xiu'er's brain began to spin rapidly.
"Although it is possible to turn the body, the height of the squat is too low for another person to be on standby in the door frame, and Plan A fails."
"And this squat toilet door is also far away from the urinal, and the person on standby still has to watch another person do something, and Plan B fails."
"Similarly, Plan C is difficult to implement because the toilet doors are too far away!"
Xiu'er and Xiu'er were clamping their legs in despair at this time, and water vapor came out of their slightly upturned buttocks because they were about to reach the limit of their sphincters.
The eyes of the two narrowed slightly, and crystal tears began to flow from the corners of their eyes.
"No, there is no miracle, these three plans are all invalid because of the squat toilet."
"Is the limit already reaching its limit there?"
Xiu'er was almost giving up resistance, and a smile like returning light appeared at the corner of her mouth.
"I'm sorry brother, after thinking about it, I still have to give up on your only way."
"The eldest nephew will be raised by me in the future, and you don't have to worry too much in the future."
After Xiu said tremblingly, her eyes instantly became firm.
The Wang Mazi kitchen knife in his right hand was also slowly raised upwards.
"Wait a minute, I've thought of Plan D!"
"There are no standbyists for this plan, we can do things together!"
Xiu'er's eyes lit up at this time, and she screamed instantly.
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