"Ah~~~ Kakashi sama, my Kakashi sama is so handsome. Jiang Han'er sat at the computer with a nymphomaniac face, dancing and screaming with Texas chicken legs in her hands.
"Ah~~~ Damn Spotted Rabbit, what are you going to do to His Highness Naruto?" There was another roar of the Hedong lion, because the movement was too big, his left hand waved to the right, and he accidentally knocked over the Coke in the cup onto the keyboard, and after a cluster of sparks, there was a 'boom', and the computer exploded instantly.
Due to the suddenness of the incident, Jiang Han'er, who had not had time to react, heard a roar, and saw a burst of white light faint before she became unconscious.
"Woo~~~ It hurts, the bones of the whole body are like falling apart. Jiang Han'er opened her eyes in a daze, and kept muttering. Supporting his body with his hands, he sat up with difficulty, saw the white expanse, and was stunned for more than ten seconds, somehow, a spontaneous sense of fear instantly spread from the bottom of his heart.
"Hey. Anyone? This... This is... Am I dead?" Jiang Han'er said as she looked around, staring at her transparent hands tremblingly.
"Wow~~~ I don't want to die... My Hokage hasn't finished reading yet, my Kakashi Sama, where are you in my Highness Naruto? I haven't played a friend yet, I've just turned 24 years and five months, I don't want to die... Jiang Han'er held her head, squatted on the ground and cried in panic.
"Don't scream... I'll go.,Stinky girl, this god told you not to call.。。 I only heard the old man's frantic voice coming from all directions.
Jiang Han'er's body couldn't help but tremble, "Who is it... Who's talking?" Jiang Han'er slowly looked back with her innate sixth sense. An enlarged old face was staring at him with a smile.
"Ahh What the hell... Jiang Han'er didn't care about the pain in her body, and crawled away from the old man.
"Ahh This god is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and the wise and handsome god of crossing is also. "Don't forget to pose after that.
The old man looked at Jiang Han'er, who was sitting on the ground with a shocked face, nodded with satisfaction, and continued, "Girl, how did you get here?
Jiang Han'er looked at the old man talking to herself in front of her, her eyes rolled around, and she said flatteringly, "Hey, grandpa god,." You see how close we are. I was so small that I met you who are so handsome and wise. I'm so blessed. Woo, grandpa... You must be my grandfather who had a happy life with me when I was three years old. It's so nice to have met you ...
"Stinky girl, let go... Did you hear that the god told you to let go?" The crossing god looked at Jiang Han'er, who was pulling his clothes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, Jiang Han'er looked at the old face of the crossing god who was flushed with anxiety, and his heart was ecstatic, and his hands were pulled tighter.
"Stinky girl, let it go, the clothes of this god are about to be torn for you... Whew... You damn girl, let go... Let go, I give you three wishes and a chance to cross. "
Woo, grandpa, you've been so good to me. I love you so much. My worship of you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River overflowing, it is out of control. It was you who rekindled my heart, it was you who rekindled the flame of hope, and it was you who saved my heart. You not only have the appearance of a sinking fish and a wild goose, but also the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon. You are the dragon among men, the phoenix among beasts, standing out from the crowd, the king of beasts...
"Stop... Stop... Hurry up and say what you want and where you want to go. The great god wiped the cold sweat on his face, and there was a chill behind him.
"Hehe, then grandpa, listen up. I want to travel to the Hokage to become a female Naruto, to sink the fish and the geese, to close the moon and shy flowers, to be more charming than the fox spirit, but also to have infinite chakra, infinite mental power and infinite physical strength, and finally grant me ten wishes. "
You... You greedy dead girl. Phew, say quickly. Hurry up and get out of here. The great god of crossing couldn't help but hold back his body trembling because of anger, and glared at Jiang Han'er through gritted teeth.
"Hehe, first of all, I want to be born with a chakra of natural attributes and be able to communicate with all things. Second, I want to be more energetic than Tsunade, and my skin is like cream. No matter what you eat, you won't get fat and have tooth decay, and your body can't have defects and calluses. Third, I want the Nine-Tails to be my pet and companion. Fourth, I want a space ring, and time can be adjusted by itself. There's everything in there. I can take whatever I want. Fifth, I want all attributes and all kinds of blood inheritance limits, as well as the Five Elements Eye, which is 10 times more perverted than the Reincarnation Eye, without any side effects and can resurrect the dead. Sixth, I want to know all the ninjutsu, and I can read it once. Seventh, I want Pixiu to be my psychic beast. Ten times more powerful than Ten Tails. Eighth, I have to have more than 500 intelligence, and I am born to speak. Ninth, I want an artifact that is more powerful than the Grass Pheasant Sword, and I also need to know a full set of Taijiquan. Tenth, there can only be one traverser in the plane I am in. Jiang Han'er finished speaking in one breath, looking at the crossing god who was about to foam at the mouth and couldn't support it, she swallowed her saliva in fear.
"You... You.. I'm. Woo, you damn stinky girl, let me tell you, I want you to have zero emotional intelligence, and I want all men to fall in love with you when they see you, and they can't control it. Annoys you. I also curse you for destroying the balance of the ninja world, or if you don't protect the peace of the ninja world. The great god of crossing had a black face, and after saying it word by word, he kicked Jiang Han'er down.
"Huhu, dead girl. No, I'm going to have to make her saliva seductive. Every resurrection of a person makes her ten times more charming, and she wants her to live forever, stop growing at the age of 28, and watch her beloved leave her. Hahahaha... The great god looked at Jiang Han'er, who was rolling in the space-time tunnel, and smiled gloomily.
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