My wife is pregnant, my father is not me, I slash an adulterer with a knife, I haven't been pushed down the river, I cross, Hokage World, I met Tsunade, I have a one-night stand!

Don't ask why I was able to push Tsunade, in fact, she drank too much and pushed me down!

Because I look too much like her deceased first love, Kato Takaya, no, it seems to be Kato Duan or something, I can't remember the specific name, anyway, it's Kato's family!

......

Konoha

Village Medical Room

"Tsunade-sama, you... You are pregnant... Pregnant! A

medical female ninja with Konoha's forehead guard held the test sheet with trembling hands, and looked at the stunning beauty in front of her with an incredulous face.

"Xiao Yun! Look at the good you did! I'll kill you! An

earth-shattering sound sounded in the house, and the roof of the house was about to be lifted.

......

A handsome-looking man in the living area

of Konoha Village

was lying on the bed, the hara that flowed from the corner of his mouth soaked the pillow, and the expression on his face was arrogant for a while, obscene for a while, the corners of his mouth were raised high for a while, and his mouth was still whispering.

It looks like a dream!

"Hachiga-ya, Uchiha Madara, kneel down and call dad, hehe..."

"Between the thousand hand pillars, you pull a yarn, your granddaughter was ridden by me

" "Come, Tsunade, lie down, let's perform a performance for your grandfather

" "Kaguya, what are you staring at, sooner or later one day let you be a child"

......

Just

as Xiao Yun was dreaming, the door was kicked open, causing him to jump out of bed with a fierce son.

The person who came was Tsunade, who had a dewy relationship with him.

"It's so late, don't get up, you sleep you are paralyzed!"

Tsunade ran towards Xiao Yun fiercely, and Xiao Yun was dizzy by Tsunade's shaking.

"Tsunade, if you have something to say, don't do it!"

Xiao Yun panicked, remembering that the last time after finishing with Tsunade, the moment he woke up in the morning, Xiao Yun wanted to say something lovely, and then add another clock, however, Tsunade, who knew what happened, was also the current expression, and he was almost not killed by her.

"It's all good things you did! The old lady is pregnant! I'm going to kill you"

Tsunade picked Xiao Yun up like a chicken, and looked at Xiao Yun with a blank look, eager to swallow him alive.

Rumble!

Xiao Yun's eyes widened, Tsunade is pregnant? Or mine? Is his marksmanship so accurate? One-time hit on the target?

No, I haven't let my former wife get pregnant for so long, and I have to rely on others to help! How can you just have Tsunade once and let Tsunade have it?

When did your marksmanship become so accurate? Could it be that the golden finger in this regard was awakened after crossing?

"Tsunade, this is no joke, we are only once, you think again, what are you still with during this time, like to be a father this matter I..."

Who are you and me? Before

Xiao Yun finished speaking, Tsunade roared with an earth-shattering roar

, and smashed Xiao Yun on the

bed, and the wooden bed was suddenly smashed in two, Xiao Yun almost fainted in pain, and a mouthful of old blood sprayed directly to the ceiling.

"You remember for me, from today onwards, you are not allowed to say anything about this matter, and I will kill you if you dare to reveal a word

" "Also, from today onwards, you will spend eight hours a day practicing ninjutsu, eight hours practicing physical arts, and eight hours practicing illusion arts

" "One year later, Shinobi graduates, two years later Chu Shinobi graduates, three years later he becomes an upper Shinobi, four years later he becomes an elite Shinobi, and five years later he becomes a Hokage"

poof

Xiao Yun sprayed another mouthful of old blood to the ceiling, what are you and me?

Livestock? Twenty-four hours a day is spent on cultivation!

Genius? This cultivation plan is estimated to be that Madara will cry when he sees it, he will have to cry to find his mother when he sees Watergate, and Uchiha has to run away with a bucket overnight when he hears it!

"Oh, Tsunade, can we still discuss this matter, after all, I was forced by you that night, if it doesn't work, you will beat the child away, I really have this plan of yours..." Tsunade

punched again, and yelled at Xiao Yun: "Discuss a fart!" I don't want my child to have a waste daddy, so just do as I say"

Poo

Xiaoyun felt that the blood was no longer enough to vomit, and looked at the woman in front of him with a resentful face, and all the fantasies about her when watching Naruto in the past were all in vain.

If it was possible to go back to that night, he would have drawn a knife and chopped it off, and he would not have taken it from her.

However, then again, I Xiao Yun has a queen!

Mom

and dad

, our Xiao family has a queen, but unfortunately I can't bring it home to show you.

"Come with me!"

Tsunade picked up Xiao Yun and jumped out of the window, and then a few jumps came to a large wasteland behind Konoha Village.

Vomit!

"Tsunade, can't you just slow down?"

Xiao Yun vomited for a while, and he jumped up and down to spit out all the food he ate last night.

"From now on, you will train me well, if I find you lazy, hum..." After

speaking

, Tsunade slammed his punch to the ground, with

a loud bang, in an instant, dust flew, flying sand and stones, and after the dust settled, I saw a huge pit appear in front of Xiao Yun.

"Now start training Chakra's perception ability, sit the old lady cross-legged, and don't move!" Move, the old lady burst your eyes" "

Seriously perceive the chakra floating in the air, this time tomorrow, you can't feel the chakra, I will castrate you!"

Tsunade roared, and Xiao Yun was so frightened that he immediately sat cross-kneeled.

Grandma's!

I'm a child and his father, is it so hard to give soft food?

"Report Tsunade-sama, I want to urinate" "Hold it, I can't hold it and urinate on my body

" "Report Tsunade-sama, there are mosquitoes sucking my blood, I want to scratch

it" "Let it suck, don't suck dry and don't move

" "Report Tsunade-sama, I..."

"Shut up"

....

......

......

Night

, "Tsunade-sama, are you really going to give birth to a baby?"

It was Tsunade's personal bodyguard Shizune who spoke.

Tsunade exhaled, his beautiful face was full of sadness, his eyes looked up at the bright moon hanging in the sky, and muttered: "Broken, I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with someone else's child, after all, that person is too much like you!" Mute, you can understand it, right?

After that, Tsunade gently touched his little belly.

"I should be able to understand! Tsunade-sama, after the child is born, do you plan to be with Xiao Yun?

Shizune looked at Tsunade suspiciously.

"I..." Tsunade stopped talking, a hint of crimson flashed on his face, for a long time, he spoke: "It should be, after all, he is the child's father, I just hope he can understand me, quickly become stronger

" "In this troubled world, no strength means death at any time, I really don't want my children to grow up without their father's love!"

......

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