Hokage’s God Of Body Art

Spike!

Absolute spike!

Such an amazing scene, even Uzumaki Naruto, who has always been very nervous, was stunned. You know, although the guy named Ebisu doesn't like him very much, he is a real Jōnin after all. Even if he is not as strong as Kakashi, he will definitely not be much worse.

However, just such a powerful Jōnin was easily knocked to the ground by the lascivious old man peeping in the female bath in front of him. How powerful is this lascivious old man?

For a while, Uzumaki Naruto was stunned. In his impression, apart from Orochimaru, he has never seen such a strong man again!

"Sure enough, he is a strong man who can compete with Orochimaru. Who is he?" Glossi stared at the horny old man with a smug look and the big toad sitting down by the old man without blinking. He couldn't help but think of some of the spread in Konoha Village. legend.

In Konoha Village, there have been many powerful people who shocked the world. For example, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, who founded Konoha Shinobi Village. Another example is the famous "Konoha Sannin", "Konoha Eight Colors"...

According to the legend of Konoha Village, one of the people in "Konoha Sannin", his iconic ninjutsu is a big toad!

"Could it be that he is back?" Glossi said to himself. "I just don't know if he came for Orochimaru or Uzumaki Naruto?"

"Don't make a noise, really, what if you are discovered by the people inside?" the lecherous old man said dissatisfied.

"You...who are you? You defeated the stubborn pervert with one move?" Uzumaki Naruto walked to Ebisu's side and shook it vigorously a few times, and found that the opponent had passed out completely. His heart was even more shocked, he turned around abruptly, pointed his finger at the lecherous old man and said.

"Haha! This is a good question!" Hearing Uzumaki Naruto's question, the lecherous old man suddenly became emotional. First he slammed his long white hair with his hands, then put on a very coquettish posture, and said loudly. "I'm Mount Myōboku toad fairy fairy sage Taoist, known as Toad Sage, please give me your advice."

"Sure enough, it is him, Toad Sage-Jiraiya, one of the famous "Konoha Sannin"." Glossi secretly said in his heart.

"Fairy... Fairy?" Uzumaki Naruto said with a shocked look on his face, incredulously.

"Exactly." The lecherous old man jumped off the big toad, and then the big toad immediately turned into a smoke and disappeared.

"You Pervy Sage, do you see what you did well?" Uzumaki Naruto said with an expression of righteous indignation on his face, pointing at Ebisu who had fainted on the ground with his finger. "He was originally responsible for teaching me cultivation, but you actually made him like this, what do you want me to do?"

"Huh! Who let that guy hinder me from getting the material." Pervy Sage Jiraiya curled his lips and said.

"Getting the material?" Uzumaki Naruto was taken aback.

"It's my writer." Pervy Sage Jiraiya smiled slightly, took out a palm-sized book from his arms, shook it at Uzumaki Naruto, and said.

"Love heaven..." Glossi was speechless for a while.

He can now be sure that this old man's lust is definitely not a pretense, but he is a lust! Isn't this? Even his own books are such unhealthy things.

"Ah! That's not..." Uzumaki Naruto took a closer look and immediately yelled. He suddenly remembered that his teacher Hatake Kakashi would often read such a book in his hands.

"Huh? Do you know this book?" Pervy Sage Jiraiya was taken aback for a moment, then a proud smile appeared on his face. "Haha! I didn't expect that, I am already such a famous writer, and even such a kid knows my book."

Glossi: "..."

Uzumaki Naruto: "..."

"Hey, that's not a serious novel, right?" Uzumaki Naruto exclaimed. "Besides, what kind of material are you? You are obviously just peeking at the women's bath."

"Suck!" Pervy Sage Jiraiya's face was shocked. He knew that Uzumaki Naruto was speaking too loudly, and everyone in the female bath must have heard it.

"Pervert!" Sure enough, there was a sharp cry from the female bath.

"Ah! They found it!" Pervy Sage Jiraiya said with a frustrated face. The expression on his face is very cute, like a child who has been snatched from his beloved toy. "Blame you, idiot! idiot! idiot!" he yelled at Uzumaki Naruto.

"You pervert!" Uzumaki Naruto said unconvinced.

"You idiot! Who do you say is the pervert?" Pervy Sage Jiraiya said loudly, waving his arms at Uzumaki Naruto. "I just stimulate inspiration by peeping. Only in this way can I create better works."

"Let's lie less. Stop making excuses." Uzumaki Naruto curled his lips and said. "By the way, compared to these, what should I do with my cultivation?"

"Cultivation?" Pervy Sage Jiraiya showed a pair of disdain on his face, pointed at the hot spring next to him, and said. "Are you talking about how to practice walking on water?"

"Do you know this?" Uzumaki Naruto blinked and said. "Okay, that's it, you have to be responsible for teaching me to practice." He pointed at Pervy Sage Jiraiya and said.

"I don't bother to care about this kind of thing." Pervy Sage Jiraiya curled his lips, bypassing Uzumaki Naruto, and walked into the distance.

"You stand still, Pervy Sage, you must accompany me to practice." Uzumaki Naruto shouted. It's hard to meet someone who is better than Kakashi. How can he give up this opportunity?

"You are very long-winded." Pervy Sage Jiraiya turned around abruptly and yelled at Uzumaki Naruto. "Besides, I hate people who disrespect others the most."

"And, I don't like men either." At the end, Pervy Sage Jiraiya added.

"This...this..." Uzumaki Naruto was startled by Pervy Sage Jiraiya's words, and stammered. "I think your "Intimate Paradise" is fascinating and very interesting..."

"Humph!" Pervy Sage Jiraiya snorted and said. "That novel is 18 banned works, you are less deceiving."

"I mean rave reviews." Uzumaki Naruto said awkwardly.

"It's useless to flatter! I'm a fairy, how can I believe the jokes of you, the little boy!" Pervy Sage Jiraiya said loudly. At the same time, his hands were sealed, and his figure gradually faded. This is the escape technique in Wind Style.

"Goodbye, kid." He yelled, then disappeared.

"Wow! That's amazing!" Uzumaki Naruto exclaimed. "Although he is a super pervert, he is really strong and cool!" After speaking, he dropped Ebisu, who had fainted on the ground, and chased him in the direction of Pervy Sage Jiraiya.

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