Hong Huang: I'm really not Zulong

Lynch has finally understood the fickle nature of women.

Just like the video I saw on a certain music channel in my previous life.

Women are never justified.

He remembered a certain story again. The four masters and disciples of Tang Monk were bored together. Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong, Senior Brother, go catch some goblins for the master to play with...

Lynch didn't think Spider-Spirit's bold confession was true, and it was true that he wanted Jade Coral.

Even if it's Princess Iron Fan's birthday, he won't be able to give it to the spider spirit.

However, since the spider spirit wants to play with him to the end, then he will accompany him to the end.

"Sister Pansi, aren't you a little hasty? No matter what, you have to marry the matchmaker, and it will take eight years to carry the sedan chair!"

"Well! What my brother said makes sense. Let's get ready quickly. Let's get married today!"

The spider spirit said, waving her delicate hand, and in an instant, the silk hole was covered with red colors, a big red flower hung above the entrance of the hole, gold and red silk hung on both sides, and the red carpet on the ground extended all the way into the hole.

Then, with another wave of his hand, a red hat flew from the sky and slowly landed next to him.

At the same time, the spider spirit turned around, the bride wore a red robe and held a red headband in her hand.

"I'll go! Are you serious?"

Lin Qi was overcome with cold sweat by this dazzling operation.

"Please husband, please cover my head and send me to the sedan chair. Let's go into the cave together to worship heaven and earth!"

The spider spirit said "Happy Blessings", showing a ladylike attitude of being knowledgeable, courteous, gentle and virtuous.

"The drama queen is getting involved. This is...sloppy!"

Lin Qi's hands and feet felt cold and he didn't know what to do. He kept complaining in his heart that this female demon was not easy to mess with!

Do I want to continue acting?

She is definitely competing with me for endurance, whoever persists to the end wins!

This is a mental game, and there is something sinister hidden in it.

If I agree happily, she will eventually turn against me, turn over the table, and inevitably ridicule me. She will probably say that I am a toad who wants to eat swan meat, etc.

If I don't agree, I'll run away now...

No, if I am scared away by a goblin, or scared away in this way, how can I, a noble man, lose my face?

What's more, she is Princess Iron Fan's best friend. When the time comes that she cries and makes noise at the birthday party, I will become a scumbag and a heartless person. I can't even explain it with my mouth full of words.

As for using force... there is even less reason!

For the current plan, we can only use the word "drag"!

"Madam, don't be anxious. When I go to Brother Bull Demon King's place to discuss it, we must make sure that the wedding is held in a glorious manner, so that I won't wrong you, madam!"

Lin Qi immediately said seriously.

"Boy, let's act like it, right?" Spider Jing sneered in his heart, but his face was as bright as a flower: "Husband, we are all cultivators of immortality. We don't need to pay attention to those red tapes. Just obey me today!"

"The more I retreat, the more aggressive she becomes. Do you really think that I, Lin Qi, am Tang Monk?"

Lin Qi's face turned cold: "What? Isn't what I said to you good? Do you know what the three obediences and the four virtues are? Do you know what it means to treat your husband as the greatest person?"

Do you want to sit on your husband's head and dominate him now? If we get married in the future, will you still go to the house to reveal the tiles? "

Five heart-wrenching questions. With each sentence, Lynch took a step forward. When the words came out, the spider spirit took five steps back in a row!

"this……"

The three obediences and the four virtues, taking the husband as the most important, are customs that cannot be violated in the human world.

If you marry Lin Qi, you must abide by the rules of the human world.

Just like Princess Iron Fan, although she married the Bull Demon King, she still lived with him in the cave instead of living in a house.

Of course, the luxury and luxury of the cave is countless times better than that of a human house.

But no matter what, it is still living in a cave with a monster!

"Damn Lynch, my head is still so bright at this point, how should I deal with it?"

The spider spirit was worried.

"Why aren't you talking?" Lin Qi flicked his sleeves and looked coldly.

But I was snickering in my heart, acting, continuing to act, see who can outperform whom?

"Hehe! Husband, please don't be angry. I'm just a little impatient. Everything will be done according to your wishes...

However, I have made an oath before, and whoever becomes my husband must be able to beat me!"

The spider spirit's brain is not given in vain. If the soft one is not good enough, it will be hard.

Lin Qi's cultivation level is in the early stage of true immortality, and she has just advanced to the stage of being able to sense it, while she has been in the early stage of true immortality for hundreds of years.

Moreover, her methods are weird. Even if a real immortal comes, he will be in a hurry and in a panic. If he is not careful, he may be caught by her.

"Oh? Madam, are you going to compete with me, my husband?"

Lin Qi knew that this might be Spider-Man's last resort, so he was welcome to convince her!

"Of course, the slave family has no parents and no other relatives, so we can only use martial arts competitions to recruit relatives to get married!"

At the end of the sentence, the spider spirit timidly tugged at the corner of his clothes, and then acted like a pitiful person.

"Don't worry, madam, I will definitely treat your husband with love and affection!"

Lynch looked at the spider spirit affectionately, bowed his hands, and acted the best son-in-law.

"call out!"

The moment Lin Qi lowered his head and bowed, the spider spirit took action.

A long sword that looked good suddenly stabbed Lynch on the shoulder.

"clang!"

Without raising his head, Lin Qi casually waved the two fingers of his right hand and clamped the sword blade.

How could he be careless about a fairy like Spider Spirit? He didn't believe every punctuation mark that Spider Spirit said.

Spider Spirit was also decisive and immediately abandoned his sword and retreated quickly.

It can be seen that he has rich combat experience.

However, Lynch did not fight back immediately as she imagined. Instead, she flicked her sword, shook her head, and threw it aside.

"This kid deserves to be favored by the Bull Demon King. His strength and speed are far superior to those of the same level. It seems that I can only use a unique trick to win him down quickly!"

Spider thought carefully.

Now the two of them are simply fighting over their wills and have no interests involved.

As the saying goes, if you don't eat steamed buns, you will lose your breath. Spider Spirit learned that the jade coral was given to Princess Iron Fan and no longer planned to take it.

But when Lynch touched his waist and a little bit below his waist, he wanted to get this tone back no matter what.

And Lynch also has his own reasons for not giving in. It is about a man's dignity, and he cannot bow his head no matter what.

"laugh!"

Several white threads suddenly spit out from the spider spirit's mouth.

Then, a large, overwhelming net covered Lin Qi.

"Hmph! Lin Qi, if you can escape from my trap, I will really marry you!"

The spider spirit had a sneer on his face and said in anger.

"It's a small skill, but nothing more!"

Lynch didn't panic at all, just when the spider web was about to block all paths in all directions.

"Whoosh!"

"Through the clouds and mist!"

The figure was like a breeze, disappearing in front of her eyes in the spider spirit's shocked eyes.

As his realm continued to improve, the power of this movement gradually became apparent.

It is more than three times faster than the previous peak speed of Tianxian.

According to the system prompts, his figure flashed and he was a hundred thousand miles away!

And Sun Wukong needs to turn a somersault to reach a thousand miles.

Comparing the two, Lynch is faster.