Hong Huang: I'm really not Zulong

"King Lin...where did this thing come from?"

Taibai Jinxing stopped talking after taking a sip and hugged her tightly in her arms. It was clear that she was reluctant to drink.

"I brew it myself, using fruits and spring water from this mountain!"

Lin Qi pointed to the wild fruits and clear mountain springs all over the mountains and plains.

"Can I give the little old man another bottle?"

Taibai held out two fingers.

"When Brother Taibai opens his mouth, he must offer it with both hands. We are familiar with each other once, and we are friends three times and four times, haha!"

Lin Qi casually took two bottles of iced black tea and handed them to Taibai.

It is possible to make friends with gods like Taibai Jinxing.

Eaters are short-tongued and take others soft-handed. This principle also applies to gods.

After all, part of them also came from human cultivation.

Some deep-rooted traditional concepts will not disappear with the passage of time.

"Thank you, Lord Lin, thank you very much!"

Taibai Jinxing was overjoyed, picked up three bottles of iced black tea, and said with a smile: "King Lin, His Majesty the Jade Emperor asked you to go to heaven to supervise the hundreds of immortals..."

Listening to Taibai Jinxing's words, Lin Qi pondered in his mind.

The supervisor of the Heavenly Court, Supervisory Inspector, sounds lofty and noble, and people who don't know about it will definitely be very happy.

A third-grade officer!

But Lynch knew that this was just an idle job.

On the surface, it looks like you can control everything, but in fact, no one will listen to you.

Even if the Jade Emperor gives him an imperial edict to support him, he won't be able to stay in power for long.

Those corrupt officials will definitely unite to depose him.

Even if he turns a blind eye, it won't work.

Who is Lynch?

However, Lin Qi still accepted the Jade Emperor's imperial edict.

He has his purpose.

The two came to the Lingxiao Palace, where Lin Qi accepted the official canonization from the Jade Emperor and received congratulations from the civil and military immortal officials.

After hastily finishing, an assistant who looked like a crooked melon and a jujube was found from somewhere in the corner and led Lynch to the office.

"Sir, this is your official residence. From now on, your food, accommodation and office will be here."

The assistant smiled apologetically and opened the door for Lynch.

"not bad!"

The official residence is not large in area and is built on the scale of an ordinary third-grade official. The office equipment and furniture inside are all new.

At this point, the Jade Emperor was quite wise and did not fool Lin Qi.

The four treasures of the study are all available on the desk, but there is no case that needs to be handled.

"Sir, we are singing and dancing in heaven, and all civil and military officials and immortals of all walks of life abide by the law. They have long since lost the desires they had as mortals."

The assistant's words were specifically told by Taibai Jinxing.

He also told him that no matter what Lin Qi asked, he would not know anything, and he could only accompany Lin Qi to play.

Lin Qi sat down on the office chair, not surprised.

The Jade Emperor wanted to keep him under guard, let him play with things and lose his ambition, and affect his cultivation.

Sure enough, with his butt still feeling hot, officials came to entertain him.

After eating and drinking, we also gave him a bunch of gifts.

Early the next morning, there was a long queue in front of the mansion. All the subordinates of the immortal officials came to invite Lin Qi to the banquet.

They seemed to have made an appointment, and each of them had a day of banquets, which were fully booked 365 days a year.

Lynch accepted everyone who came.

Two years have passed in the blink of an eye.

Lin Qi was very familiar with all kinds of gods and goddesses, and they were so close to each other that they were like a family.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor and others stopped paying attention to him.

There are so many immortals in the Heavenly Palace that even if a hundred years pass, there won't be many people who can entertain Lin Qi in the same way.

On this day, Lin Qi did not accept the invitation to drink, but came to Pantaoyuan.

"Hey, Master Lin is here!"

The two guards guarding Pantaoyuan saluted warmly.

Lin Qi has gained a very good reputation in the Heavenly Palace in the past two years. He has no official airs and is approachable to everyone.

Many low-ranking officials have received his favor.

Lin Qi scattered all the gifts he received without keeping any for himself.

"Thank you for your hard work, brothers. I'm here to check the accounts today. You go ahead and do your work."

"Master Lin, please!"

The two guards did not suspect him, thinking that Lin Qi was here to play on Guan Pan Taoyuan's land.

"Mr. Lin, these are accounts from the past thousand years, please take a look!"

When the land moved the account books, I was very surprised. Why did Lin Qi suddenly become interested in checking the accounts?

But I didn’t think much about it, thinking I was just taking a look.

Two years ago, Land Land would never have shown Lynch its account book.

"Oh, by the way, brother Tu Tu, go and do your work. I'll call you after I finish reading."

With that said, he took out a box of iced carbonated lemon tea drink and threw it to the ground.

This is brewed with fresh fruits from the sky, and it is very easy to add carbon dioxide to it using magic.

"Thank you, Master Lin, for the reward!"

Tu Tu hugged the six-pack of drinks and his saliva dripped on the bottle as he thanked him.

There are abundant materials in the Heavenly Palace, including materials like plastic.

After Lynch's processing, these materials turned into very beautiful beverage bottles.

Ever since the immortals in the Heavenly Palace drank carbonated drinks, they were basically unwilling to drink.

And the immortals who can ask for some drinks from Lin Qi are all honored.

Moreover, there are dozens of flavors of drinks, all of which are the best drinks they desire.

The bottles Lynch uses to hold drinks in Huaguoshan are all transparent colloids extracted from plants.

This kind of colloid requires relatively few raw materials, not as much as the plastic in the sky.

After Tutu finished speaking, a puff of green smoke came out of his body and he got into the underground room.

Can’t wait to open a bottle of iced lemon tea!

"Gudong, gudong!"

"belch!"

The coolness in the heart coupled with an extremely sour burp is even more beautiful than eating a flat peach.

After a while, Lin Qi closed the ledger and entered the Peach Garden.

Checking the accounts is false, but stealing the peaches and eating them is true.

A peach tree ripens once every three thousand years. If a person eats it, he will be healthy and light, and he will become an immortal.

An ordinary peach tree ripens once every six thousand years, and a person who eats it will ascend to heaven and become immortal.

The best is cooked once in nine thousand years, and a person who eats it will live as long as heaven and earth, and will shine as brightly as the sun and moon.

Lin Qi was only one step away from advancing to Taiyi Golden Immortal, but he still couldn't reach that threshold.

The purpose of coming to heaven is to find that opportunity for breakthrough...

"These are three thousand years old ripe flat peaches, pick them!"

"These are 6,000-year-old mature flat peaches, harvest them!"

"We can't let go of those who are nine thousand years old!"

"..."

Lin Qi picked all the ripe peaches in one go.

Then he left Pantaoyuan in a big way.

At this time, Taishang Laojun accepted the invitation of Yuanshi Tianzun and went to the Qingwei Heavenly Palace in the Yuqing Holy Land of Xuandu, Daluo Tianyu Jingshan to discuss Taoism.

A furnace of elixir has been refined in the elixir furnace for Tiangong and Chanjiao disciples to advance to Taiyi Golden Immortal.

After Laojun left, the two medicine boys waiting next to the alchemy furnace went to sleep.

A figure slipped in quietly from outside the door.

Lin Qi arrived at the alchemy furnace with ease, opened it, and stole a gourd of elixirs.

Along with it, he took away other refined elixirs. No matter what grade they were, just take the elixirs.

His main goal in the past two years has been Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace.

Stealing a flat peach is relatively easy, but stealing an elixir is extremely difficult.

The news about Taishang Laojun's outing this time was obtained from two medicine boys using two boxes of yogurt.