Hong Huang: My myth Da Luo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 116: The saint is a slave

Queen Mother Xi asked Li Yuan curiously:

“I wonder what the name of this wine is?”

Li Yuan: “Floating like a dream.” ”

“Floating like a dream,” Queen Mother of the West whispered the name, only feeling that it was too appropriate: “Good name, good name.” ”

“For this beautiful name, we should make a toast.” Queen Mother of the West raised her glass.

Although Li Yuan seriously suspected that Queen Mother Xi wanted to drink Fusheng Ruomeng to toast, but leave her alone.

“Wine is less than a thousand glasses of confidant, cheers.”

“Wine is less than a thousand glasses for confidants,” Queen Mother Xi’s eyes lit up, “Li Daoyou is a great talent.” ”

Zhu Ying and Zhun Ti also nodded quickly.

Seeing that the atmosphere was good, he immediately took the opportunity to ask Li Yuan again:

“Brother Li, please help us calculate a merit.”

Jun Ti also hurriedly spoke: “Yes, on behalf of all sentient beings in the West, I have thanked Brother Li first.”

When Li Yuan saw that he mentioned the matter of merit again, he immediately frowned and said dissatisfied:

“You guys are a bit of an atmosphere spoiler!”

“But we sincerely ask Brother Li for help.” Pick up the rush road.

Li Yuan sniffed the wine and said lightly:

“Although you are sincere, it does not mean that I have to help.”

The expressions of the introduction and the quasi-mention could not help but pause.

That makes sense.

However, it is also too shocking!

Queen Mother of the West rolled her eyes beside her.

She really didn’t understand, why would the introduction and quasi-mention of the saint be so low on Li Yuan?

Even if Li Yuan can really calculate merit, after all, cultivation is only in the Earth Immortal Stage, and the saint doesn’t need to be so bothered, right?

The usher looked at Li Yuan with a serious face:

“Then what conditions are needed before Brother Li is willing to help?”

Li Yuan: “Originally, this matter was not negotiable, but since you are so sincere, then I will say a condition.” ”

“Brother Li, please say.”

Zhu Yi and Jun Ti suddenly showed a dark smile.

As long as there are conditions, it is easy to do.

It seems that the massage just now was not pressed in vain!

Li Yuan looked at the two:

“If you are willing to guard the door and sweep the floor in my courtyard, I will tell you a way to obtain the merits of the Heavenly Dao.”

Touch!

Hearing Li Yuan’s conditions, Queen Mother Xi’s hand shook and immediately knocked down the wine glass.

The main thing is that she is too frightened in her heart to maintain her composure at all.

She didn’t expect Li Yuan to put forward this condition.

Guarding the door, sweeping the floor, isn’t this making saints slaves?

Under the heavens, even if it is Hongjun, it cannot make the saint a slave.

Li Yuan dared to put forward this outrageous condition, so he was not afraid of the saint’s desperation?

Zhu Ying and Zhun Ti were originally secretly happy in their hearts, but after they heard Li Yuan’s conditions, the whole person suddenly fell stupid, and Jiao Jiao couldn’t help but tremble.

This condition is completely beyond their imagination.

Me, the saint guarding the door?

He also thought of it.

If Li Yuan wanted Lingbao and exercises, they could all agree.

But here to watch the door, sweep the floor, and return a calamity for a long time, if they agree, after a calamity, I am afraid that the Western religion has long ceased to exist.

At that time, even if they gain merit, it will be meaningless.

After the two reacted, their faces instantly turned black into the bottom of the pot, and the anger rushed to the top of their heads.

They really want to clean up this crazy man who doesn’t know the height of the sky!

However, in the end, Zhu Ying and Jun Ti still put back their anger.

If you can’t bear it, you will make a big plan, we endure!

He forced a smile and said, “Brother Li’s condition is too harsh. ”

Jun Ti: “Let’s change the conditions.” Lingbao, elixir, spirit fruit, all of them. ”

Seeing that the Second Saint of the West did not turn her face on the spot, the Queen Mother of the West almost stared out her lower eyeballs.

I’m afraid that this forbearance kung fu has also cultivated to the holy realm, right?

I might as well too!

Li Yuan couldn’t help but secretly sigh:

The name of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lives up to its name!

He answered and proposed:

“My conditions have been laid out and will not be replaced. Willingly or not, in you. ”

“But…”

Li Yuan interrupted:

“Don’t talk about this anymore, besides, I even take back this condition.”

“I don’t know what conditions Houtu Daoyou used, Brother Li actually pointed her two merits?” The quasi-mentioner couldn’t help but ask.

Li Yuan said lightly: “No conditions, I will tell her directly as soon as she asks!” ”

Junti/Leading/Queen Mother of the West: “…”

Why is the gap between people so big?

“Why?” Jun Ti said with a sad and indignant look.

We also rub your shoulders.

Li Yuan said unhurriedly: “First, I admire the reincarnation of Houtu with his body. Second, she is a big beauty. ”

Burst!

Receiving and prospecting direct vomiting of blood.

What one, two, obviously only two.

This is proper sexism.

We protest!

Queen Mother West’s heart moved.

Beauty, I am also a beauty, do not know …

She suddenly glanced at the peony medicine that was still spinning the barbecue grill next to her, and her heart was suddenly discouraged.

Such a big beauty is still working as a tool man, what am I?

The would-be Taoist came back from the state of vomiting blood, only to see his eyes rolling around, and hesitated:

“That, to say beautiful, in fact, I can also change…”

“Gag!”

Li Yuan, the Queen Mother of the West, and even the Daoist who answered the Taoist vomited out in unison.

The servant vomited.

“Gag, dead shemale, fuck me.” Li Yuan spat while pointing in the direction of the gate.

It was the most horrific blow he had ever suffered since crossing over.

The would-be muttered with a resentful look:

“Beautiful women are all skins, what’s the difference?”

“Disgusting,” Li Yuan shouted loudly as he vomited, “Yang Huai, Yang Huai, come and throw this dead demon out…”

Seeing that Li Yuan called Yang Huai, Zhun Ti couldn’t help but jump up in fright, and he hurriedly said:

“Don’t shout, don’t shout, I’ll go by myself.”

Saying that, he quickly ran outside the courtyard.

“Brother Li has left!”

The usher quickly wiped a handful of vomit on the susher and chased after him.

Seeing that the two dead demons were gone, Li Yuan was relieved.

This quasi-mention is really disgusting!

Queen Mother of the West also had a palpitating expression.

She was completely shocked by Zhun Ti’s operation.

The saints even want to dress up as women!

Crazy, all crazy.

Among the nine clouds.

The usher kept a distance of one thousand meters from Jun Ti.

The tentative aim asked:

“Junior Brother, what you just said, is it serious?”

Jun Ti saw that he was so far away from him, he only felt like crying.

“I just said that casually.”

Zhiyi breathed a sigh of relief: “So, you don’t have a special hobby?” ”

Jun Ti said sadly and indignantly: “Of course not! Senior brother, stand closer and talk, it is too inconvenient to be so far away. ”

He quickly shook his head and said, “No, it’s the best distance.” We will keep this distance in the future. ”

Jun Ti: “…”