Hong Kong Movies: Prison Crazy Dragon is out, Drunk on a Beauty's Lap

Smelling the stench on his body, Cao Kun came to the iron gate and called the prison guard to take him to take a shower!

The prison guard usually took good care of Cao Kun. In addition to the special instructions from the superiors, he also received a lot of benefits.

He asked Cao Kun to keep his voice down, then opened the door and took him to take a shower!

After taking a shower and changing clothes, Cao Kun felt indescribably happy and very happy!

When he returned to the cell, Ding Hai had been beaten and lying on the bed with injuries all over his body, still cursing!

Especially seeing Cao Kun come back and smiling so happily, he was extremely unbalanced.

There was a strong resentment in his eyes. He swore in his heart that if he was released from prison, he would definitely seek revenge on Cao Kun!

"Big Head! Let me show you something!"

Cao Kun didn't care what Ding Hai was thinking at all. He was still worried that Ding Hai would not look for him after he was released from prison.

When he came back, he happily came to the wall, set up his posture, and asked Big Head to come over.

Other prisoners also came over curiously.

Seeing Cao Kun wanting to beat someone up, Da Tou Zi was a little scared and asked, "Brother Kun! What's wrong?"

"I'll show you something good!"

After that, Cao Kun, who was ready to go, punched the wall with one punch, and a dull sound rang out!

Because Cao Kun punched too fast, everyone thought he was going to compete with Da Tou Zi (beat Da Tou Zi), but who knew he was going to hit the wall!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Fan Jia Chan! If you want to commit suicide, won't you hit the wall? Hit the wall with your fist!"

Ding Hai despised in his heart.

"Brother Kun! Are you okay!"

Seeing that Cao Kun didn't take his hand back and didn't see the wall peeling off, Da Tou Zi thought that Cao Kun was too embarrassed to take it down because of the pain, and asked with concern.

"It's okay!"

Cao Kun was feeling the feeling of punching the wall, but it didn't hurt. He put his fist down, and saw that the wall had been dented, and the lines of the fist were clearly visible!

Big Head was shocked when he saw it.

"Brother Kun! How did you do that?"

Then, he asked Cao Kun curiously, if this punch hit his head, his head would be blown up!

Others came forward and were shocked.

Then, they looked at Cao Kun with fear and admiration!

"This is not me, Cao Kun, pretending..."

Cao Kun sat on the bed and held a cigarette in his mouth. Big Head immediately took out a match and lit it for Cao Kun.

Others also looked eager to hear him continue.

"What's the wall! My kung fu is called hard qigong. Did you think I wanted to commit suicide three years ago?

I wanted to try to hit the bullet with my temple. I didn't take those policemen seriously at that time!"

Cao Kun shook his thigh and talked freely, and started to pretend.

Although it was a bit far-fetched, the prisoners actually believed it...

"Brother Kun! How did you practice this? Teach us!"

"Yes! Yes!"

...

The prisoners said one after another.

Ding Hai, who did not see the situation on the wall, cursed Cao Kun as a liar in his heart!

"It's not that I can't tell you, it depends on whether you can persist. If you want to learn this skill, you have to practice from the most vulnerable part of the body..."

Cao Kun looked at everyone seriously and said:

"First, you have to beat with a whip, then change to a big stick. When it doesn't hurt anymore, you've got the basics, and then you can start to try to lift dumbbells!"

Big Head and others looked at the others thoughtfully. The most vulnerable part wouldn't be there...

"That's right!"

Cao Kun pointed at the hand of the prisoner covering his crotch and said loudly:

"When will you practice it? What about gangsters? You can open a male dancer club and make a lot of money!"

Everyone laughed, knowing that Cao Kun was joking.

Who would lift dumbbells there for no reason?

There are still such fools?

"It's easy to learn this Kung Fu! If you have nothing to do, just hit the wall. If you are afraid of pain, find someone to practice with. The more you hit, the stronger your fist will be..."

Before Cao Kun finished speaking, many people looked at Ding Hai again!

"Hey! I have tolerated you for a long time. You can practice if you want, but why are you dragging me into it!

Don't think that I, Ding Hai, don't understand. What is hard Qigong? I have never heard of it when I was fighting in the ring!

You are just fooling these fools here!"

Ding Hai seemed to have used up all his strength and roared.

"I have tolerated you for a long time too!"

"Damn Lin! When will it be your turn to speak here!"

"Let's go and beat him together"

"After beating him, let him go to the toilet to lift dumbbells!"

Being called a fool, the prisoners were immediately annoyed. Da Touzi led the others towards Ding Hai.

Looking at the posture, he wanted to beat Ding Hai to death!

"Forget it! Forget it!"

Cao Kun wavedHe stopped these people with his hands and said, "That's enough. This is just a piece of shit. Tie him up and throw him into the toilet!"

After a while, Ding Hai was tied up with clothes and feet and thrown into the corner of the toilet!

At night, the warden acquiesced to Cao Kun's cell to hold a farewell party, with enough wine and cigarettes.

Many people from other prisons also squeezed in to celebrate Cao Kun's release!

For a while, the originally narrow space became more crowded.

The beds were basically full of people, and those who could sit on Cao Kun were basically the big guys in the prison.

The smell of food and wine dissipated everywhere in the prison, and many people stood at the door of the cell, their eyes full of desire, swallowing saliva.

Ding Hai in the toilet was ignored, and he cursed in his heart with his mouth taped!

"Mian Jiachan! You Taiwanese guys are bullying me, a Hong Kong guy. I'll get out with explosives and blow you scum to death!"

"The government put you scum in jail to make you turn over a new leaf, but you're eating and drinking here... I don't even have a share!"

"Even the warden is in cahoots with you scum, embezzler, I'll report you when I get out..."

I don't know how long Ding Hai cursed in his heart. Smelling the aroma of wine and meat outside, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva. Who doesn't want to enjoy himself after being in jail for so long...

Suddenly, Da Tou Zai walked in drunk and staggering.

Ding Hai protested "woo woo woo", wanting Da Tou Zai to let him go.

Unexpectedly, Big Head came in front of him, pulled down his belt, and urinated directly on his head...

"Woo... woo"

Urine flowed down Ding Hai's face from his head. He struggled desperately with resentment on his face, trying to break free and kill Big Head.

But he could only watch Big Head walk out crookedly.

Ding Hai was upright, and as the saying goes, a wicked man fears nothing but heaven, but he was urinated on his head...

Ding Hai struggled for a long time, and tears flowed down his eyes.

He vowed to make Big Head pay the price.

At this time, another drunken man came to Ding Hai and urinated on Ding Hai's head again!

That night, Ding Hai, with a rage, counted 39 people urinating on his head, and some of them were repeated...

He wanted to kill all these idiots!

Unfortunately, Ding Hai did not get his wish until he was released from prison!

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The next morning, Ding Hai was driven out of the cell by the prison guards with a urine smell all over his body.

The prisoners in the cell were full of disgust, and even Cao Kun couldn't help but curse: "You are really a disgrace to the people of Hong Kong Island, you idiot, can't you say anything when someone peed on your head?"

"Wuwu... Wuwu!"

Ding Hai, who was still covered with his mouth, cursed loudly.