Hong Kong: Rise of the Kings

"Han Zhongli, falling down and hugging his heart; Lu Dongbin, drunk, has great strength to carry a pot!"

At the Eight Immortals Restaurant, 50-year-old Master Fu is shirtless, with lard smeared on his body, performing his famous stunt "Drunken Eight Immortals" for everyone.

Master Fu used to be from the rivers and lakes, with background and initials. Later, when he got older, he came ashore from the rivers and lakes and opened the Eight Immortals Restaurant.

In the beginning, in order to attract business, he gave free performances of the "Drunken Eight Immortals" to the customers who came to eat.

As the business of the restaurant is getting better and better, and he is getting older, he has rarely taken the initiative to perform martial arts for the guests.

But today is different.

This floor of the restaurant was taken over, and heavyweights were invited over for dinner.

The first to arrive was Yan Xiong, one of the four chief detectives, followed by Bodhisattva Quan, the chief of the military and police, and Dakoujiu, the chief of the fire department.

Any one of these three could shake Nine Dragons three times, not to mention that Master Fu has already gone ashore to do serious business, so he dare not offend these three.

Master Fu performed very hard, his body was full of lard, and he was still in his fifties, kicking his legs and punching the carp on the ground.

"Han Xiangzi, grab your wrists, beat your chest, and play the flute drunk!"

"I like this!" Dakoujiu yelled, "Especially how comfortable it is to blow when drunk!"

"Uncle Cao Guo, the immortal toasts the throat lock!"

"It depends on the Bodhisattva, he likes to be choked by his wife!" Dakoujiu sneered.

The Bodhisattva was sitting at the table drinking tea, when he heard this he frowned and said, "Dakoujiu, no one will think you are dumb if you don't talk!"

"I'm joking! Both of you keep silent, I'll brighten up the atmosphere." Dakoujiu smiled and looked at Yan Xiong: "Master Yan, to be honest, what's going on tonight?"

Yan Xiong watched Master Fu's performance, clapped his hands, and said, "How do I know about Master Fu's post?"

Dakoujiu was impatient, and he said to Master Fu: "Old Fu, don't fight your carp here, be careful to show your waist! If you really want to, just eat coals, drink fire oil, and if it doesn't work, you can have your chest broken." Dashi—I give you my thumbs up!"

Master Fu stopped the performance in embarrassment, looked at Yan Xiong: "This—"

Yan Xiong took out a handkerchief and handed it to him to wipe his sweat: "Don't pay attention to him, his mouth stinks!"

Just as Dakoujiu was about to open his mouth, he heard a knock on the door, thump, thump, thump!

Are there any guests? !

Is Master Fu here?

Yan Xiong didn't care about teasing Dakoujiu, just about to stand up and go forward, creaking, the door opened——

"Inspector Yan, why are you here?"

"Brother Nine, Brother Quan, are you here?"

The three people who came in were the three chief inspectors of Yau Tsim Mong, Ji Shichang, Zhou Jinrong, and Ye Wenju.

"You three—" Yan Xiong pointed at them.

"The three of us have received an invitation from Lord Yan, so we have to come?"

"Really?" This sentence was said by Dakoujiu, "It's a fucking coincidence, what's the reason for the six of us to get together? Tonight's stormy, lightning and thunder, in case someone throws a bomb in, Everyone can play it all!"

A word made everyone quiet in an instant.

The atmosphere seemed extremely strange.

Clap clap!

Suddenly someone applauded outside.

"Brother Jiu's words are wrong! Who dares to throw bombs in it? Even if someone dares, I, the boss, won't allow it!"

A very familiar voice.

Pretty boy?

The six Yan Xiong looked around in astonishment.

Creaking, the door was pushed open, and Du Yongxiao came in from the outside, dressed in white.

Du Yongxiao looked at the stunned six people, took off his top hat and bowed to everyone very gentlemanly: "Sorry, did I surprise you? There is no way, Master Fu suddenly couldn't come due to something, so I, a junior, had to replace him to greet everyone !"

"Little boy Xiao, don't act here anymore! As long as you have a little brain, you must know that you are falsely preaching the name of Lord Fu!" Yan Xiong said angrily.

"Yeah, you despicable, shameless street-crawler! I know who you are, I almost made it last time—" Ji Shichang pointed at Du Yongxiao, his eyes tearing apart.

The other two detectives shared the same hatred and glared at Du Yongxiao.

Dakoujiu looked at the scene in front of him curiously, guessing what the hell Du Yongxiao was doing.

Bodhisattva Quan also looked confused, not understanding why Du Yongxiao did this?

"Master Yan, please calm down! I know I have offended you before, so today I specially set up a banquet to apologize to you!" Du Yongxiao smiled, "Master Fu, get someone to prepare the dishes!"

"Good!"

Master Fu was about to turn around after putting on his clothes, when Yan Xiong said: "No need! You are my subordinate, and I am very ruthless to you. Liangzi Xiao, we will not eat your meal, if you have anything to say, just say it !"

Du Yongxiao cupped his fists towards Yan Xiong: "Master Yan, you still understand me!"

The corners of Yan Xiong's mouth twitched, and he snorted coldly.

The others looked at Du Yongxiao to see what the hell he was doing.

"The thing is like this!" Du Yongxiao cut straight to the point, "This month's fee is doubled, everyone must be aware that there are not many days left. Master Fu is very worried about this, so in order to reduce everyone's burden, I have specially appointed me to help everyone. Relieve worries and troubles - in your jurisdiction, plainclothes, military and police, including firefighting, all fees will be collected directly by me in the future, so I won't bother you anymore!"

"What did you say?"

"It makes no sense!"

Ji Shichang, Zhou Jinrong and Ye Wenju were furious.

Yan Xiong said even more sullenly: "Du Yongxiao, do you know what you were talking about just now? Cut off people's fortunes, kill their parents! You mere Nathan Road inspector wants to take down Yau Tsim Mong in one fell swoop? You really don't know what to do!"

Crap!

A thunderstorm fell outside.

Earth shook.

"Don't say that the three of them don't agree, I Yan Xiong doesn't agree, even Dakoujiu and Bodhisattva Quan won't agree!"

"Yeah, handsome Xiao Xiao, I was very optimistic about you at first, but I didn't expect you to be so ambitious! You even dare to take over our firefighting fees!" Da Koujiu said in a serious tone.

Du Yongxiao looked at Bodhisattva Quan.

"Don't look at me, I can't save you!" Bodhisattva is nicknamed Bodhisattva, but he is not a real living Bodhisattva. Whoever dares to touch his oil or water, the Buddha will not be saved.

Yan Xiong saw Du Yongxiao being alone and becoming the target of public criticism, and for the first time his heart was filled with joy.

"You know, pretty boy Xiao, don't say that we all bully you alone! We are more than people, we have six times as many people on the outside as you, and you can see the people on the inside too!"

Yan Xiong approached Du Yongxiao, stared at him intently, and said with a smirk: "Of course, I'm not that kind of heartless person! It doesn't matter if you cheated on me before, my lord has a lot to forgive you! No matter before I forgive you -"

Snapped!

Yan Xiong slapped Du Yongxiao across the face, and said with a smirk, "I'll let you have a long memory first!"

This slap was extremely hard, accumulating Yan Xiong's greatest resentment, and the corner of Du Yongxiao's mouth was bleeding from the slap.

"Good fight!" Ji Shichang applauded, "Pujie boy, now you know how good we are?"

Others also looked excited.

Facing the extremely arrogant Yan Xiong, Du Yongxiao licked the blood from the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "Master Yan, your slap is really powerful! I like it!"