Hong Kong: Rise of the Kings

"A military order to fight pirates?"

Uncle Twelve Emperor Beng Ya had just finished his lunch at home, and now he was sitting in the grand teacher's chair, listening to Cantonese opera while picking his teeth. There was a newspaper in front of him, but it was the headline on the front page of today's "Sing Tao Daily" --- "The Rise of the Heroes of the Water Police".

The eldest wife, Chunni, is smoking a menthol cigarette for her 100th birthday, and she is watching "Southland Screen". On the cover, David Jiang won the Asia-Pacific Best Actor poster.

The little wife, Chunlan, was eating melon seeds, and she was also reading a magazine, but it was a fashion magazine, and she was attracted by the foreign dress on it.

His confidants, Sang Biao, Sang Bo and Sang Gou, guarded the door, while Cun Bao stood behind Beng Yacai, his eyes flitting from time to time to Beng Yacai, Chunni, and Chunlan secretly communicating.

"Is it that easy to fight pirates? But this Du Yongxiao is sharp. He even united twelve fleets. His strength should not be underestimated." Only then did Beng Ya spit out the meat between his teeth, and turned his head to look at Cun Bao, "What do you think?"

Cun Bao was taken aback: "Uh, you asked me?"

Beng Ya frowned: "Of course, I won't ask you who?"

"Ah, this—"

Beng Ya sneered and said, "If you tell me to use your brain more, you won't listen. You always think that big fists are powerful!"

"Sorry, boss, I was wrong!" Cun Bao hastily bowed his head to admit his mistake.

Beng Ya snorted coldly, "Fan Jianglong is dead, and there are still many outstanding talents around me—Sang Biao and the others are very good. Don't think that you are good at fighting, and I will pamper you! If you don't work hard, you will still be punished." Brush it down!"

"Yes, boss!" Cun Bao lowered his head even lower.

The three of Sangbiao heard clearly, exchanged glances, and looked smug.

Beng Ya is very satisfied with Cun Bao's attitude, and feels that Cun Bao's unruly character must be suppressed, otherwise he will step on his head sooner or later, no big or small.

"But having said that, boss! This time Du Yongxiao is very well prepared to fight pirates. He needs money and people. Maybe he can win!" Cun Bao expressed his opinion.

"Win?" Beng Ya smiled contemptuously. He stood up from the teacher's chair, walked to the table, took an apple and took a bite, "Cun Bao, you are still too young, haven't you heard of it?" Die before leaving the teacher?"

"Sorry, boss, I'm a shallow learner—I've only heard that double breasts and intestines are better than thousands of troops!"

Beng Ya said contemptuously, "That's all you have to offer!"

"Yes, boss!" Cun Bao lowered his head again.

"What do you think I'm going to find 'Jiang Shangfei' alone this time? It's not because I want to get rid of Du Yongxiao, the street-crawler." Beng Ya said coldly, "This street-crawler will not die for a day, and a day will be a thorn in my heart." , Reminds me of that dead ghost, Fanjianglong——"

"Boss, benevolence and righteousness!"

"Renyi's fart! I feel sorry for the three million lost!" Beng Ya scolded, "It's a trivial matter for Fan Jianglong to hang up. If you come out to mess around, there will be such a day sooner or later. The problem is my three million. Pay me back?"

Cun Bao and the others were silent.

Chunni and Chunlan couldn't help but said, "Master, don't be angry! Do you want to eat a few Liuwei Dihuang Wan?"

"Eat your old mother!" Beng Ya threw away the apple and said angrily, "No matter how much I eat, it's not for you? One drop of essence and ten drops of blood, I am so old, and I want to live a few more years!"

"Why don't you eat if you don't eat? Why are you so angry?"

"That's right! We two are loyal to you—you always talk about others!"

Beng Ya was too lazy to argue with the woman, turned his head and said, "Look, the pirates will attack immediately. If Du Yongxiao wants to fight the pirates, he must have that life!"

...

Sha Tau Kok is the favorite place for Hong Kong smugglers to visit. The terrain here is dangerous, and it was the best place for pirates to land on the beach long ago.

The famous "Pirate King" Zhang Baozai beat Sha Tau Kok three times angrily, leaving many relics here.

So much so that the first thing people do when they come to Sha Tau Kok is not to eat a bowl of beef noodles, but to find Zhang Baozai’s ancestral hall, put a table of fruit tributes, especially Zhang Baozai’s favorite glutinous rice cake, and then worship him.

At this moment, a cruise ship approached the pier slowly with its siren sounding.

After a while, a large group of tourists disembarked from the cruise ship.

These tourists are all from other places, speaking with different accents, they look very excited.

Four of them were dressed strangely, one had braids like those of the Qing Dynasty, one had a big bald head, one had a ponytail, and the last one was a beautiful woman.

"This is Hong Kong? Ma De, it's my first time to go ashore in broad daylight." The bald man grinned excitedly.

"Shut up!" The whip man scolded the bald head, "Why are you doing so loudly? I'm afraid people don't know that we are pirates?"

"That's right, the boss told us to pay attention to our image. Look at you. You have a big bald head and big gold teeth. You look like a pirate!" The man with the ponytail took out his dagger habitually, licked it with his tongue, and sneered.

"I look like a pirate, what do you look like?" The bald head said in disbelief, "Look at you, you lick your knife every now and then, even if you're not a pirate, you're still a robber!"

"Made, you hit me every time I talk! Believe it or not, I'll beat you out of shit?" Mawei put the dagger into his pocket, ready to fight.

"Come on, let's try!"

The bald head and the ponytail started fighting.

Tourists around looked sideways.

The man with braids said angrily: "Shut up and rush to the street! If you really want to start a fight, go somewhere else!"

The flirtatious beauty also said: "That's right, I really don't know why the master would send the two of you out to handle errands. If Brother Braid and I hadn't supported us, we would have been arrested by the police before we got ashore!"

"Beautiful snake, you are such a crow's mouth!" The bald head and the ponytail quickly winked when they saw the marine police coming to inquire.

The beautiful snake hurriedly snuggled up with the braided man pretending to be a couple, the bald man grabbed and saluted, and the ponytailed man carried the package and acted as a porter.

"Come here four of you!" The car policeman had noticed them early on. They were dressed strangely and were sneaky. There must be something wrong.

"what to do?"

"Past first!"

The four stepped forward bravely.

"Take out your ID!"

"What documents?"

"ID card!"

"Oh, we—" the braided man's heart tightened, their ghost ID cards.

The bald head and the ponytail stretched their hands into their arms, ready to pick out the guy if the situation didn't go right.

The beautiful snake hurried forward, hooked the marine policeman's shoulder with her slender hand, and took out three hundred stuffs: "Brother, we just came to Hong Kong, and we don't know the place well, so please be accommodating!"

The water police smelled the fragrance of the beautiful snake, and couldn't help sniffling, "Ahem, that... I'm not unreasonable——you should be careful, you'd better get a haircut and change clothes when you enter the city. You are pirates!"

"Okay, thank you sir for your concern!" The beautiful snake stretched out her hand and pinched the waist of the water policeman.

The water policeman was limp all over.

The beautiful snake and the braided man entered the city smoothly.

The marine policeman behind him was still giving sex and soul, until his companion woke him up, and he gave half of the collected money to the other party, "Kowloon Tong tonight?"

"Sure!"

"Hahaha!"