Hong Kong: Rise of the Kings

"I'm Du Yongxiao!"

Since the beauty took the initiative to extend her hand to introduce herself, Du Yongxiao was also a gentleman, shaking hands with her and said.

"Look at Miss, come to England for a trip?" Du Yongxiao sized her up. She was a beautiful woman with an oval face, a beautiful nose, vermilion lips, and phoenix eyes! Especially the rippling spring waves with the smiling phoenix eyes are fascinating.

"Yeah, I heard that Britain is beautiful, so I came here to see it, and now I feel... that's it, Hong Kong is better!" Jiang Ling'er smiled slightly, full of charms.

"And what are you doing in England?"

Du Yongxiao shrugged: "Study."

"Oh, so you are a student, no wonder you look so young."

Du Yongxiao didn't explain, "You don't look very old."

"I'm nineteen years old, and it's my first time to take a plane. I used to take a boat when I traveled far." Jiang Ling'er pursed her lips and smiled.

"By boat? It's good to take a boat, you can enjoy the scenery of the sea!"

"But there are pirates at sea, I heard it's not safe!"

"It's not safe to fly, after all, such a large piece of iron is flying around in the sky."

Seeing what Du Yongxiao said was funny, Jiang Ling'er laughed, "Yes, it seems that it is not safe to take a plane or a ship. But if I have to choose again, maybe next time I will choose to take a boat."

"Why?"

"Because those pirates were wiped out!"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, haven't you heard?"

Du Yongxiao shook his head, "Not sure."

"I heard that a young hero commanded two fleets to wipe out those pirates, and even killed them all!"

"So cruel?"

"You think it's cruel?" Jiang Ling'er looked at Du Yongxiao curiously.

Du Yongxiao nodded, "Yes, isn't it? After all, pirates are human beings. Don't you think it's cruel to kill so many?"

"No, I think it's very good! Those pirates are bad guys. I heard that they murder and set fires, and do all kinds of evil!" Jiang Ling'er finished speaking, looking at Du Yongxiao with her beautiful eyes: "If I meet that young hero, I will definitely I will admire him so much, maybe... I will choose him as my boyfriend!"

Under such circumstances, anyone who is "addressed" by a beautiful woman can't help revealing his identity and telling the beautiful woman that I am the young hero, but Du Yongxiao shrugged: "I don't like such a devil, killing so many people , what is the difference between a butcher and a butcher?"

Jiang Ling'er was slightly taken aback, and took a serious look at Du Yongxiao, with a hint of imperceptible malice in her eyes, and was about to speak, when suddenly a ghost came over and spoke jerky Chinese: "Miss Linger, is he harassing you? No, Needless to say, I saw him winking just now, obviously deliberately harassing and teasing you!"

Du Yongxiao looked up and saw that the ghost was tall and tall, with brown hair, deep eye sockets, high nose bridge, and big beard. He looked like a typical British sailor.

"No, Brutal, don't get me wrong, he is my new friend." Jiang Ling'er explained.

"I don't believe it! He's not a good person at first glance!" Brutal pointed at Du Yongxiao and said, "Look at him, he's slick-headed and glib, I've seen this kind of man a lot! Wretched, shameless, and despicable! Yes, Chinese men It's all obscene and despicable!"

Before Du Yongxiao could refute, Brutal looked at Jiang Ling'er again with an affectionate look, "Miss Ling'er, although you and I have only just met, I am responsible for you! You are like a little angel, too pure and kind , I don’t understand the thoughts of these bad men!”

Jiang Ling'er was sullen, "Bluto! Don't be so good, I don't know you well! You have no right to accuse me, and I don't need you to ask who I make friends with!"

It turned out that the two met at the airport. Brutal was an old sailor, and also an old fritter for picking up girls. He coveted Jiang Linger's beauty, so he followed closely behind his ass to show courteousness. According to his usual tricks, these Chinese girls are all xenophiles. As long as you talk sweetly, you can have sex, and you can play whatever you want at that time.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ling'er hooked up with Du Yongxiao halfway, which made Brutal very annoyed.

Brutal was a little embarrassed by Jiang Ling'er's resentment, he didn't dare to do anything to Jiang Ling'er, so he turned his anger on Du Yongxiao again.

Du Yongxiao shook his head and spread the newspaper again. Before reading it, Brutal snatched the newspaper, "Damn Chinaman, are you laughing at me on purpose? Are you ignoring me?"

Du Yongxiao shrugged, had nothing to say, and didn't bother to say it.

Du Yongxiao's indifferent attitude once again made Brutal furious, "I want to fight you! Yes! If it's a man, you stand up."

Du Yongxiao smiled and slowly got up from his seat.

Bruto took a step back, and made a fist gesture to Du Yongxiao, making a boxing gesture.

Du Yongxiao pouted behind him, and Brutal looked back, but it was the aircraft security personnel who heard the movement.

Brutal pointed at Du Yongxiao's nose arrogantly: "You are lucky, Chinese dog! I will deal with you later!"

Brutal is invited to his seat by security.

Jiang Ling'er apologized to Du Yongxiao again, and said that she and Brutal just knew each other, and the two were not friends.

Du Yongxiao smiled and said nothing.

The ghost Bruto returned to his seat, still swearing and arrogant, thinking about how to beat Du Yongxiao into a pig's head, and how to get Jiang Ling'er into bed.

He was more honest when the plane entered the atmosphere and shook and everyone fastened their seat belts.

...

Time passed slowly.

The plane soars in the sky.

Ghost Pluto lay on his chair making sow noises and snoring.

Other travelers also began to fall asleep.

Du Yongxiao was next to Jiang Ling'er, seeing that Jiang Ling'er was fast asleep, he helped her to cover her with a blanket.

At this moment, Bruto, the ghost in front of him, was awakened by urinating.

He scratched his neck, got up from his seat, and swayed to the bathroom.

Du Yongxiao also stood up and walked over.

Behind him, Jiang Ling'er opened her eyes slightly, glanced at Du Yongxiao, then closed them secretly, with a sly smile on her lips.

Du Yongxiao walked to the dining car, but he didn't see the stewardess, so he took three cans of Coca-Cola, wrapped it in a tablecloth, and shook it with great strength.

Ghost Brutal whistled and entered the bathroom, before he could turn around and close the door, Du Yongxiao slammed in——

"Damn, what are you doing?"

Without saying a word, Du Yongxiao raised his "cloth hammer" and greeted Bruto's head!

bang bang bang!

Brutal screamed loudly.

The sound of plane engines drowned out the screams.

Soon, Brutal's face was bloodied and he collapsed to the ground.

Du Yongxiao dropped the "weapon", pulled Bruto up, and stuffed his head into the toilet! Press the switch ---

Crash!

The toilet rattled.

the end!

Du Yongxiao kicked Pluto's big ass again!

"Don't mess with me, otherwise, I'll see you hit me once!"

After finishing speaking, Du Yongxiao washed his hands, took a tissue to wipe it, and walked out of the bathroom.

When Du Yongxiao returned to his seat, Jiang Ling'er opened his eyes: "What did you do?"

"Chong Le Se!"

Du Yongxiao threw the paper into the trash can.