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Chapter 13: Idiot
After Xiao Zhang went to the dormitory and chose a bed, he went directly to the cafeteria because there was no one in the dormitory and because it was already dinner time.
After putting on his training clothes, the first thing he did was to eat.
This was one of the reasons why Uncle Feng asked him to come to the police academy.
Although the Xiangjiang Police College at this time had not experienced formal restructuring, the welfare benefits were not much worse than those later. The only difference lay in the professionalism and comprehensiveness of the teaching, and even in the discipline.
The cafeteria is full, so you can eat whatever you want.
This is very important to Xiao Zhang now.
During half a month in Dongpingzhou, he had already discovered his method of cultivation.
Before Uncle Feng taught him how to truly practice, he had only two ways to improve his strength. One was automatic practice brought about by the mutation of his body, absorbing the essence of the sun and moon, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, just like the normal breathing of ordinary people. .
The other is eating.
Theoretically speaking, eating people, drinking blood, and devouring souls has the best effect. After all, they are zombies.
But whether it's because Uncle Feng has been staring at him, or because he has always regarded himself as a human being, this most efficient method is not advisable.
Fortunately, he can eat normal food and use his physiological functions to refine it into the energy he needs, slowly improving it, which is better than nothing.
The food tastes bad, not a big deal.
Inefficient, not a big problem.
Having nothing to eat is a huge problem.
If I eat enough, will this school also expel me?
It's a pity that there is no live broadcast at this time, otherwise, I heard that Big Eater is very profitable?
Xiao Zhang didn't know that the instructors had already opened a deal for him. In order not to lose his pants, the instructor who opened the deal even found some people to give reminders when the students were finishing their daily training.
In the college cafeteria, an undercurrent is brewing.
When Xiao Zhang entered the cafeteria and saw thousands of humanoid foods full of essence and blood, a faint black light flashed in his eyes without attracting anyone's attention.
The gums are also itchy, as if the teeth are growing.
After taking a few deep breaths like a human being, Xiao Zhang suppressed his four sharp teeth. He looked at the food and grinned, his mouth full of neat white teeth.
Just like those celebrities who smashed their original teeth and spent nearly a million dollars to plant new teeth for the sake of beauty.
In terms of self-control, Xiao Zhang is enough to amaze Uncle Feng, such as when he is alone with Alian.
I received a dinner plate and queued up obediently.
Suddenly there was one more person, which was actually not worth mentioning in an academy with thousands of students at the same time.
Let alone an extra person, even if they are classmates who have been together day and night for one or two years, they will not remember them clearly after ten or eight years.
In such an academy, each student's name is deliberately ignored, and the student number and nickname are used as the main addresses.
But a few people began to pay attention to Xiao Zhang.
The students in dormitory 404 gathered at a long dining table. The dining table was very long and there were some empty seats, but no other students would sit over.
I would rather be crowded than be with them, which already shows that these people are not easy to mess with.
If this is the case in a college that emphasizes discipline, you can imagine how prickly or neurotic they are.
"That is 9527."
"Hey, he's quite handsome. Why doesn't he become an artist? What's the point of becoming a policeman?"
"Why, are you interested in him?"
"Don't use my soap. Feel free to use the rest."
"He has problems, big problems."
"Chen Guibin, are you talking about your sixth sense again? I told you, if you keep talking like this, I will punch your teeth into pieces."
Chen Guibin looks a bit old-fashioned and has dark skin.
But among the students in dormitory 404, the ones who were almost as bad as him were He Shangsheng and Shi Qingyun. However, when it comes to the level of neurosis, no one among the students in the entire academy, or even several periods up, can compare with him.
"Ma Jun, you can knock out my teeth, but the child who has been following you will definitely be pushed into the urinal by me."
There was a crash.
Ma Jun pushed away the dinner plate and stood up, glaring at Chen Guibin.
"what are you saying."
"You know what I'm talking about."
Chen Guibin was not afraid at all and continued to sit there and eat.
People around were watching the fun, and most of the people in the same dormitory were also watching the fun. Only one person named Liu Jiehui frowned and said: "I remember we said we won't make trouble outside, and solve problems in private. If you don't want to be expelled for violating discipline If so, just treat everything we said before as farts."
I don't know whether it was because Liu Jiehui was more prestigious, or whether Ma Jun really knew what Chen Guibin was talking about, so after glaring at Chen Guibin for a while, Ma Jun sat back.
He pulled the plate back and continued eating, regardless of the fact that some of the food had been spilled.
The topic returned to 9527.
"Newcomers always have to learn the rules when they come." Liu Jiehui thought of the instructor's reminder and said: "Aren, Amin, Azhi, you three, don't eat too much. I leave the evening activities to you. "
"Why?"
A Ming looked at Liu Jiehui unconvinced and said with a provocative face: "Don't think that just because you have good grades, you can really be our boss. Your marksmanship is as good as Miao Zhishun's, right? Are you a better shooter than Ma Jun?" Chen Guibin is better than you, at least he said he can see ghosts."
The most irritating person in the entire 404 dormitory is Liu Jianming, who is also known as A Ming. Both in appearance and temperament, he is full of young and Dangerous flavor.
"Forget it, A Ming, some things always have to be done by someone." A Ren persuaded and said, "If you don't want to, A Zhi and I can handle it."
Liu Jianming was still a little angry, but he didn't say anything.
There was no way, he couldn't fight, his marksmanship was even worse, and his academic performance was far inferior to Liu Jiehui's. When no one helped him, his right to speak was much weaker.
Moreover, he has a big secret in his heart.
Liu Jiehui nodded with satisfaction, and then wrote down a note for Liu Jianming and Chen Yongren in the small notebook in his heart. The contents were very different.
As a man who aspires to be the chief of the Xiangjiang Police Department, he feels that these people will be his subordinates from now on, so his mentality will naturally be different.
Azhi didn't express any opinions throughout the whole process, and he looked very honest in his silence.
"Then..." Chen Yongren asked: "Should we remind 9527 not to eat too much? I'm afraid that if he vomits at night, the matter will not end well."
Liu Jiehui pondered for a moment, analyzing how big a fuss should be.
It's one thing to complete the tasks assigned by the instructor, but you can't let your resume be stained either.
Because some of the rice on the plate spilled, Ma Jun, who finished first, wiped his mouth and said, "You must let him eat enough, otherwise, you two won't be able to handle him."
This sentence made everyone in dormitory 404 stunned for a moment. They believed Ma Jun's words, because not only was Ma Jun the best in their dormitory, but no one among the students in the same period could defeat Ma Jun.
Moreover, Ma Jun has a bad temper, and Fuse's nickname is not for nothing. He explodes at the slightest moment.
Being able to have Ma Jun say this, combined with what Chen Guibin said just now, that 9527 is not simple, suddenly gave Chen Yongren a hint of gloom in his heart.
"Okay, let him eat."
After Liu Jiehui concluded his speech, the people in dormitory 404 slowed down their eating speed and paid attention to when Xiao Zhang was full.
Xiao Zhang ate very quickly. In this moment, he had eaten all the food on the plate.
So I went to get food again.
Fortunately, there was no queue at this time, so the food was served very quickly.
"Have you eaten two plates? You can still eat it."
"Then he must be full. When he is full, he will become lazy easily, his combat effectiveness will decrease, and his stomach will hurt if he moves too strenuously."
"After finishing two plates, Aren, go and call him back to the dormitory."
"Um... he seems to be going to fetch food again?"
"Huh? Just wait."
No matter how slowly the people in dormitory 404 eat, they will always finish their meals, but Xiao Zhang is still not full.
"What game is it?"
"Sixth set."
"Are we still waiting?"
"Wait a minute, didn't you see that everyone is waiting?"
Only then did the people in the dormitory of 404 realize that they were not the only ones paying attention to Xiao Zhang. More than a hundred students also noticed Xiao Zhang who was fetching food again and again.
College life is really boring.
This caused some students who had already eaten and left to come back to watch the fun after getting the news.
"It's the ninth set."
"Oh my god, has this person never eaten since he was a child?"
"I feel hungry even just looking at it..."
"Don't eat. I'm afraid there won't be enough food in the cafeteria."
While hundreds of students were talking quietly, the teachers also came.
Xiao Zhang didn't mind being watched at all.
Are Big Eaters afraid of onlookers during live broadcast?
Are they afraid of being dissected and studied?
Big stomach kings are only afraid that others will follow them to the toilet, but Xiao Zhang does not need to go to the toilet.
After finishing the meal on the tenth plate, Xiao Zhang once again took the plate to the place where the meal was served, but this time he did not prepare the meal.
"Hello, I see that no one is eating now, so... can you just give me these rice buckets and vegetable buckets?"
The master chefs looking at each other looked at each other.
You students have finished eating, but we haven’t eaten yet. This is what we kept for ourselves.
But looking at Xiao Zhang with burning eyes, the masters could not muster the courage to refuse, as if if they refused Xiao Zhang, something serious would happen.
"good."
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