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In order to prevent himself from being directly beaten to death by a palm move falling from the sky, Xiao Zhang's phone number has been set up for Uncle Feng, so he can call it at any time.

When he returned to Chengmen Shuitang Winery, Xiao Zhang remembered that he had not changed the name of the winery yet.

However, making wine is not a matter of three or two days. If you want to sell it to the outside world, you need various approval procedures. And based on Xiao Zhang’s consumption of liquor, the role of this winery for a long time is to give him a People make wine and drink.

It doesn't matter whether you change the name or not.

The reason for the existence of the winery is to prevent others from knowing how good Xiao Zhang is at drinking.

It doesn't matter if you don't get drunk after a thousand cups, or occasionally you won't get drunk after a thousand bottles. But if you drink hundreds of kilograms of high-strength liquor every day, it's really a big problem.

"I don't know if my body can withstand the damage caused by drinking diesel and gasoline directly when the golden bell and iron cloth shirt is completed. If it can..."

When entering the winery, Xiao Zhang found that Uncle Fu was not there.

Uncle Fu, who was stabbed by Luo Tianhong last time, has already recovered completely. As an old ghost, he doesn't need to sleep at all. He is also performing the task of supervising the work these days.

Compared with the normal supervisor, Fu Bo's role is too great.

But at this time, it was time to work during the day, and Fu Bo, who was keen on supervising work, disappeared. There was only one reason.

Axing standing in the yard in front of the winery office building.

He was still wearing the same red vest and ripped jeans, and there was a bag full of rags beside him. It looked like he was collecting rags. He passed by the Chengmen Reservoir Winery and came to take a look.

This scene made Xiao Zhang feel a little relieved. Mao Zhan couldn't withstand the Tathagata's palm, and he couldn't even withstand the powerful Vajra legs of the innate realm.

What if this Ah Xing has already met the Kung Fu girl who uses Tai Chi to make steamed buns?

With the blessing of a love buff, half of the football field was overturned with one kick, which was comparable to a missile.

"Axing."

Xiao Zhang's voice of greeting at the gate was full of enthusiasm.

At the same time as he spoke, Ah Xing had already turned around to face Xiao Zhang, with a rare bright smile on his face.

"Mr. Xiao."

"What's wrong with Axing coming to see me? Let's go in and talk."

Seeing Ah Xing smiling happily, Xiao Zhang became even happier.

"OK."

The two entered the office in a very harmonious atmosphere. Xiao Zhang did not speak but started making tea.

He could see that Ah Xing was hesitant.

Ah Xing also fell silent after entering the office. After drinking a few cups of tea, his expression slowed down slightly and he finally spoke.

"Mr. Xiao, are you rich?"

"Well?" Xiao Zhang laughed and said, "It depends on who you compete with."

With more than 300 million in cash in hand, as well as 19 million worth of gold, as well as jewelry and antiques of incalculable value, Xiao Zhang said that he was very humble.

To count it as a foresight for the future, that would be a bit too modest.

After Ah Xing pondered for a moment, he stared at Xiao Zhang with burning eyes.

"Mr. Xiao, after you told me last time that you could use kung fu to play football, the more I thought about it when I went back, the more I realized something was wrong."

"To be honest, my best martial arts is the Shaolin Kung Fu Kung Fu. I was born just for playing football."

"I have watched many football games on the big TV in the square. The more I watch, the more I have a special feeling. I can do it. Mr. Xiao, this is really not me selling melons, I can really do it." drop."

The more Asing talked, the more excited he became.

"A few days ago, I met a man who claimed to be a football coach. He looked at my legs and said that if my legs are not used to play football, it will be a loss to the football world."

"I was very moved by what he said, and when I thought of what Mr. Xiao said before, I became even more excited."

"But, now there is a small problem."

Ah Xing suddenly stood up and kicked one of his feet up.

On her feet were a pair of tattered sneakers, with one toe sticking out.

Fortunately, Ah Xing has already advanced to the innate realm, and his whole body looks a little dirty, but in fact there is no smell at all.

Otherwise, Xiao Zhang, who was drinking tea, might kick him out.

"Mr. Xiao, look."

Axing pointed to his exposed toes and said with a slightly embarrassed expression: "As I said just now, this is just a small problem. After all, you play football and participate in competitions. How can you not have a good pair of football shoes? "

Xiao Zhang couldn't control the smile on his face after listening to Ah Xing's words.

"No problem, as long as it's Ah Xing who asks for it, let alone a pair of football shoes, even if it's a hundred pairs, or even if you want a football field, there's no problem."

"Is it true?" Axing put away his independent posture, put his hands on the tea table, looked at Xiao Zhang more eagerly and asked: "Is it really possible to have a football field?"

this……

Xiao Zhang just said it casually. The investment in a football field is too huge, especially in a place like Xiangjiang where land is at a premium.

If house prices collapse in seven years, it will definitely be a piece of cake for Xiao Zhang.

"No problem, I told you, as long as you speak, Axing."

Xiao Zhang gritted his teeth and agreed.

You have to find a way to make it come true no matter what you brag about.

The worst that can be done is to build a smaller football stadium. There won't be many stands, so the investment will be relatively small.

Axing's expression was slightly touched, and he said with a guilty look in his eyes: "Mr. Xiao, I have always said that you have a problem, and I have also suspected that you are the garbage that I need to deal with, but you are helping me like this. I really don't know what to do. I repay your kindness."

Teach me the Tathagata Palm.

Xiao Zhang almost blurted it out, but it's hard to say this kind of thing directly.

Being too deliberate will make Axing, who has just started to seek his help, retreat.

"Well..." Axing pondered for a moment and then said: "I know Mr. Xiao that you want to learn martial arts, but the problem is, I really can't teach you now. But... if we can succeed this time, I Then I can teach you martial arts, Mr. Xiao, openly. Before you succeed, I can teach you, Mr. Xiao, how to play football."

Xiao Zhang's mouth almost burst into laughter.

"Of course, I actually like playing football. But, what about your team?"

"Yes, our team can also be said to be our team now." Ah Xing replied: "In addition to me and you, Mr. Xiao, there is also Brother Feng, who was known as the golden left foot back then."

Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Is it just the three of us? This is not enough for a football team."

Axing sighed and said: "I wanted to find my senior brothers before, but I couldn't find the senior brother, and I couldn't find the other senior brothers. They have always had a great interest in me. Opinions. Moreover, they are all very old and their martial arts skills have been abolished..."

Hey, I'm sorry, it's because of me that you can't find your senior brother.

Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. If you want to find players, I can help. I know many people. For example, Chen Haonan from Causeway Bay, he is also very good at playing... football. He has liked playing football since he was a child."

"That's great." Axing sighed: "Mr. Xiao still has a way, but Mr. Xiao needs to be faster, because the competition will start in two months, and we still need training and other things."

"What game is it? The World Cup?"

"No, it's a local selection competition in Xiangjiang. If you can win the championship, you can represent Xiangjiang in the World Cup."

Do you really want to participate in the World Cup?

Then playing football is so interesting.

Xiao Zhang suddenly became really interested in playing football. With Ah Xing's strength, he could conquer the world by himself.

Of course, the premise is a normal world.

But this world is not normal, so will football teams in other countries also have people like Ah Xing?

"Speaking of it." Xiao Zhang suddenly asked: "Why are you suddenly willing to use Kung Fu to play football? If you don't tell me, don't you know how to use Kung Fu to make money?"

After being silent for a while, Ah Xing let out a long sigh.

"Mr. Xiao, I just said that if you succeed this time, I can teach you martial arts openly and honestly. When I say success, I mean winning the World Cup."

Xiao Zhang was a little surprised, he seemed to understand something.

"Mr. Xiao." Axing asked, "Do you have time to listen to me tell a story?"

"That's great. Speak slowly and don't be in a hurry. Come on, have a sip of tea."

"Okay, thank you Mr. Xiao."

Ah Xing said slowly after taking a few sips of tea.

"Although I learn Shaolin martial arts, I am not actually a real Shaolin disciple, and neither are my brothers and sisters. It's just that our master is from Shaolin, so we call ourselves Shaolin disciples."

"There are six of us brothers and we live a carefree life in the mountains. Occasionally, we can come into contact with the outside world when we go down the mountain. For a long time, we all thought that we would continue to live this way until we When it’s time to leave.”

"But a sudden change disrupted our lives."

Ah Xing fell into memories and his tone became serious.

"I still remember that day very clearly. When I was practicing martial arts, my master's senior brother, the abbot of Shaolin Temple, Master Mengwei, suddenly came to us..."

"Wait a minute." Xiao Zhang couldn't help but interrupt: "Are you talking about the Wet Dream Master?"

"Yes." Ah Xing laughed and said, "Mr. Xiao, do you think this dharma name is strange? In fact, when we first learned about his dharma name, we also thought it was very strange. However, our master said , Dharma titles and names are actually meaningless, like bubbles in a dream, like dew or lightning..."

Xiao Zhang interrupted Ah Xing again.

"Axing, please continue telling your story. Let's talk about Buddhism and other things later."

"Good."

As A Xing continued to speak, Xiao Zhang's heart was filled with turmoil.

If it is really the master of wet dreams, then there really are gods in this world, and gods who can descend to earth.