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"No, I told you, I won't accept you as my disciple."

Uncle Feng stretched out his hand to stop him, but found that Xiao Zhang was just talking and had no intention of kneeling down at all, and his expression was a little awkward for a moment.

hehe.

You didn't accept it when I paid my respects to you. Even if you accept it now, I won't pay you any more.

This was what Xiao Zhang was thinking in his heart, but his words completely changed when he spoke.

"Hey, I'm sorry, Uncle Feng. My injured legs and feet are a bit inoperable. But why won't you accept me as your disciple?"

The topic was changed, and Uncle Feng didn't dwell on the fact that Xiao Zhang didn't want to worship him.

"Because you are a zombie. You should already know that. Zombies are born from the resentment of heaven and earth. They are hated by gods and ghosts. They are abandoned outside the six paths of reincarnation..."

Xiao Zhang understood and asked: "If you accept me as your disciple, you won't be able to ascend to immortality? Because your colleagues in the sky don't like me, even if you ascend, you will be isolated by them?"

"Um... let's talk about killing ghosts."

Uncle Feng went straight to the topic and said, "You said before that a man named Luo Tianhong chopped off Uncle Fu's entire arm with a sword?"

Xiao Zhang nodded and said: "Yes, I checked. The shape of the sword is the Eight-sided Han Sword, but I don't know the specific origin."

"Bring it over if you have time, and I'll help you refining it again. We..."

Didi, didi, didi...

Xiao Zhang took out his cell phone very quickly and dialed Ahua's number.

"Hey, Ahua, you go to my office. There is an eight-sided Han sword behind the chair. Take it to Dongpingzhou. Come here now. There is no ferry now. You can contact us in advance to arrange a boat to wait for you at the dock. Remember Stay here, you must come as quickly as possible."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Zhang looked at Uncle Feng expectantly.

"Uncle Feng, keep talking."

"Actually, you don't have to be so anxious."

"You can't be in a hurry. Uncle Feng, you are always yin and yang. How do I know if you will restrict my freedom tomorrow and teach me about killing people?"

Uncle Feng had a look of helplessness on his face, and after thinking for a moment, he spoke again.

"The most difficult thing about ghosts for normal people, even those who practice martial arts, is that they are spirits and do not exist on the real material level. They can pass through walls, see through walls, and use special tools to The ability to create illusions is the so-called ghost hitting the wall."

"But these questions are meaningless to you, because you are a zombie and can directly hit ghosts. As long as you can touch them, then they are no different from their existence on the real material level to you."

"And the environment they create is of no use to you in most cases. Including the fact that they use sound to attack and affect the mental will of normal people, you can almost ignore it."

"The reason why zombies are hated by gods and ghosts is because zombies are the nemesis of ghosts and have certain talents. You can understand that compared to becoming a zombie, it is much easier for a person to become a ghost after death. Rare things are valuable, and often things are rare, so they are strong.”

Xiao Zhang's confidence increased greatly after hearing this, and he also understood why neither Fu Bo nor Macho Man Ghost used any illusionary means to affect his mental will when dealing with him.

Maybe it was used, but it wasn’t.

"What about gods?" Xiao Zhang asked: "Since gods hate ghosts, does that mean that zombies are also the nemesis of gods?"

"I told you to drink more tea and less alcohol. Why didn't you listen? If you had listened to my advice, you wouldn't have said such idiotic things."

After Uncle Feng gave Xiao Zhang a cup of tea, he explained: "God's hatred and ghost's disgust are completely different. You have to know that in the legend, although gods can live forever, they cannot live forever, but zombies are born with this opportunity. , so he will be hated by God.”

Xiao Zhang thought of Journey to the West.

Flat peaches and ginseng fruits are meant to increase lifespan and are specially enjoyed by the gods. There is also Tang Monk meat, which can lead to immortality after eating. It is actually remembered by many gods, such as the two boys of Taishang Laojun, the Golden Horn King. , Silver Horn King.

This shows that many gods are not only unable to live forever, but they cannot even live forever.

In legends, there are also sayings such as three disasters and six calamities, and five declines of heaven and man.

In comparison, zombies are so unique in this regard.

Xiao Zhang was just a green zombie, but he had the ability to live forever. He slept in the sea for seventy years without any change in his appearance, and he was directly upgraded to a hairy zombie.

If you don't take the initiative to cause trouble and find a place to sleep for thousands of years, wouldn't you be able to directly become a zombie king and achieve a state of immortality, immortality, and immortality in the true sense?

"By the way, is there something wrong with my immortality?" Xiao Zhang suddenly thought of this and asked: "If ten or twenty years later, I am still exactly the same as now, wouldn't everyone Can you tell I have a problem?"

"Aren't you practicing martial arts? Practicing martial arts can also delay aging. Within ten years, no one will think there is a problem with you, and ten years later..." Uncle Feng said: "After that disaster, if I haven't died yet, , let me help you solve this problem again."

"What if you die?"

Xiao Zhang didn't care about his crow's mouth.

He had decided to take control of Uncle Feng, so naturally he had to start taking the initiative bit by bit.

After Uncle Feng gets used to his complaints and crow mouth, he can basically handle it directly.

As expected, Uncle Feng was not angry, and said calmly: "If I die, will you be found out to be a zombie, and it's none of my business?"

"That makes sense." Xiao Zhang nodded and said, "Uncle Feng, please continue talking about how to kill ghosts."

"Since when you face ghosts, there is almost no difference from facing normal opponents, then you can directly use your own powerful strength and the martial arts you are practicing to deal with them, and kill them like murderers. . However, the vital points of ghosts are not the same as those of humans."

Uncle Feng reached out and knocked on the table, and a line of green smoke appeared next to him. A thin boy about fifteen years old kept struggling in it, but he was still unable to break free from the smoke.

Xiao Zhang noticed that there were several chains in the green smoke, locking the limbs of the young ghost.

"Is this the ghost?"

"Yes, it regained some strength after devouring all the blood essence of more than a dozen people."

"recover?"

"Well, it was injured so it became ten years old, and then chose the Siamese man as its shaman. When you fight it, you will see its original strength."

"Then why didn't it use this method to improve its strength when it was in Siam? If it recovered early, it would have a chance to kill me."

"As I said, there are several ghosts and gods in Siam that are a bit difficult for me to deal with. And although Siam only calls itself the Land of Ten Thousand Buddhas, some of the monks there have real means, so there are Rules. If they could mess around, Siam would have become a ghost long ago."

Xiao Zhang nodded.

Just as there are people like Uncle Feng, Hua Yingxiong, and Ah Xing in Xiangjiang, there must be similar people in Siam who protect the world where most ordinary people live from being disturbed by ghosts and monsters.

The very few who encounter ghosts can only blame them for their bad luck.

"Look carefully."

As Uncle Feng spoke, he stretched out his right index finger towards the young ghost, then drew it in the air, and a talisman was generated out of thin air and directly attached to the young ghost.

The struggling young ghost was unable to move in an instant, and many blue-gray lines appeared on his pale skin.

"Ghosts and ghosts are all spiritual bodies condensed by Yin Qi and resentment. These lines are the basis for their composition and maintenance of their existence. You can understand it as the blood vessels and nerves of normal people. Once damaged, they will become disabled. lethal."

"But ghosts are spirits after all. Just like this ghost will get smaller and smaller when fighting you. After Fu Bo had one of his arms chopped off, he could escape directly instead of being chopped off like a normal person. After losing an arm, you basically lose your combat effectiveness."

"So when you face ghosts, although you can fight like normal people, you can't treat them as normal people. You need to dismember them into pieces as much as possible."

"The so-called dismemberment, as the name suggests, is to find the lines on their bodies, and use the sword I helped you refine, or your nails, to cut off the connection between their bodies and their trunks."

"As long as the connection between the spirit and the will is lost, the severed part will escape into yin energy and resentment, weakening the strength of the ghost. Although the yin energy and resentment will have a negative impact on the surrounding environment and creatures, you are Not only do you not need to be afraid of zombies, they can also absorb the yin energy and resentment, which is good for your evolution."

Xiao Zhang understood and asked aloud: "So Uncle Feng, you only subjugate and suppress them, but you are not willing to dismember them and destroy them, just because you are worried that you will be affected?"

"Not exactly, but you can understand it that way."

Uncle Feng did not explain too much, but continued: "There is another problem, that is, ghosts will run away when they know they are outnumbered. Although you can see them, you cannot see through them or pass through walls. Earth. If it weren't for the Earthbinders, it would be difficult for you to catch up with them."

Xiao Zhang felt itchy after hearing this and couldn't wait to ask: "Then how to solve this problem? How can I see the lines on their bodies?"

Uncle Feng laughed.

"I'll teach you two moves. The first move is called the Ghost Killing Technique..."