Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

The sky is clear and the wind is gentle and gentle.

It's a great day to play football.

So the players of the Xiangjiang Kungfu Football Team gathered together for the first time.

"Coach, I want to play football."

Ah Xing couldn't wait to raise his hand to speak. There was no one else in his eyes, only the cart of footballs on the football field.

Although he found Xiao Zhang to form the football team, so far, he has never played football in the true sense.

In addition to the fact that there was no venue before, football is not cheap, and football shoes are even more expensive.

He was able to pick up old footballs, but not the right football boots.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, let's all introduce ourselves first."

The middle-aged man who was lame on one leg had a somewhat obscene smile on his face, and he took the lead in introducing himself unceremoniously.

"Hello everyone, I am Uncle Feng, the coach of the team. Yes, you read it right. I was the one who won the golden right foot of Xiangjiang Footballer. I will tell you later if I want an autograph."

Uncle Feng did not boast too much about himself, because there was another important person present today, and his purpose of introducing himself first was to seize the opportunity to introduce the important person.

"This person is our boss, Mr. Xiao, the chairman of the Umbrella Group. He is also the starting center of our team. Everyone welcomes him with applause."

Snap, snap, snap.

Applause rang out, and everyone was giving face to Xiao Zhang, including Ah Xing, who didn't give Xiao Zhang much face before, and Chen Haonan, who was completely dehumanized by Xiao Zhang's behavior just last night.

After all, he is the God of Wealth.

Xiao Zhang stretched out his hand and pressed it softly with a smile on his face, and then spoke softly after the applause stopped.

"Don't be polite and don't have any restrictions. We can get together because we are destined, and the purpose is very simple to play football. So in the future, everyone must be relaxed when getting along."

"good!"

Uncle Feng shouted and then clapped wildly.

With him taking the lead, applause rang out again, and everyone's palms turned red except for A Xing and Chen Haonan.

"cough!"

Xiao Zhang signaled the applause to stop again, and then said: "You guys have already known each other before, so you don't need me to introduce you too much, but I have to introduce this person well."

Everyone's eyes were focused on Chen Haonan next to Xiao Zhang.

"No need, I'll do it myself."

Chen Haonan couldn't have stage fright, but he didn't want Xiao Zhang to introduce him, because he knew that what came out of Xiao Zhang's mouth would definitely be nothing good.

But how could Xiao Zhang let go of this opportunity to flatter him?

It's not about flattering Chen Haonan, but it's about flattering Hua Yingxiong from a distance.

The better Chen Haonan's senses are to him, Hua Yingxiong's senses to him will definitely improve. He doesn't want to meet another Uncle Feng again.

"That won't work, I have to do it."

Xiao Zhang stretched out his hand to signal Chen Haonan, and then said loudly: "This is the legendary person who is said to be Chen Haonan. People who don't know Chen Haonan will read all the heroes in vain. Causeway Bay is the leader, and the next leader of Hongxing, Chen Haonan is the one."

But the applause did not ring out as Xiao Zhang expected, and everyone was stunned.

Causeway Bay Chan Ho-nam?

There is a saying, for ordinary people, this name is more famous, and Xiao Zhang's fame is mostly spread in certain circles.

Last night was Xiao Zhang's real rise to fame. Although the young and Dangerous boys present wished they could turn into loudspeakers and brag crazily in order to increase their conversational potential, the time was too short after all, and the news had not really spread yet.

Even Axing was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that the player Xiao Zhang found was actually a young and Dangerous boy, and he was also a leader.

"What's wrong? Aren't you welcome?"

Xiao Zhang frowned and looked at the ordinary players brought by Uncle Feng, including Uncle Feng, with oppressive eyes.

"No, no, welcome."

"A warm welcome."

Snap, snap, snap.

Applause broke out again.

Xiao Zhang nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Ah Xing and said, "You can play football, I can play football, and of course he can play football too. We just play football, and other matters will be resolved off the court."

Although A Xing is a very principled person, he is not a pedantic person.

Otherwise, when he first met Xiao Zhang, he should have tried every means to find out the truth why he had a strange feeling when he saw Xiao Zhang.

If he had really investigated carefully at that time, he would have probably discovered that Xiao Zhang was a zombie.

"That's right, that's right. We just get together to play football."

Axing gave Xiao Zhang a thumbs up and then clapped as well.

This made Chen Haonan, who looked a little unhappy, laugh again, but he was a little strange why Xiao Zhang had to explain to Ah Xing alone.

And he couldn't see anything strange about Ah Xing, except that his tendons looked more explosive than ordinary people.

But this is not surprising. These players are all in good shape, and several of them are martial arts practitioners. It is normal to practice Ming Jin.

This world is different from other worlds, and the people who play football will naturally be different too.

Xiao Zhang noticed this scene and laughed with some evil humor.

He did not tell Chen Haonan about Ah Xing's strength, nor did he tell Ah Xing about Chen Haonan's inheritance.

Although Chen Haonan has begun to cultivate his inner energy, his senses are not as strong as those of Xiao Zhang, who is a zombie, so he cannot tell how strong Ah Xing is in the innate realm.

"Uncle Feng, please introduce them."

Xiao Zhang gave the right to speak to Uncle Feng.

But before Uncle Feng could speak, Xiao Zhang suggested: "Uncle Feng, as for me, I have learned a little bit of Feng Shui, but I always feel that it's not appropriate for you to call me Uncle Feng. How about I call you Uncle Ming?"

Uncle Feng, Uncle Feng.

Xiao Zhang always felt a little weird when he screamed, and he wanted to punch Uncle Feng in the head.

"No problem, Mr. Xiao, you have the final say. From today on, everyone will call me Uncle Ming. Do you hear that?"

Uncle Ming was very cooperative, and there was no hint of unpleasantness in his expression or eyes.

It's not his fault. Xiao Zhang actually gave him too much money, more than when he played football himself. How could he dare to have any objections?

This is what you count on for your pension money.

"Okay Uncle Ming."

Other players have changed their minds, and Ah Xing has no objection to this. He just wants to play football now.

"This is……"

Uncle Ming introduced them one by one.

As we all know, a football team needs at least eleven people, because eleven people need to play football. Normally, a football team needs twenty-three people, including eleven substitutes and a penalty goalkeeper. .

But after all, the team has just been established, and Uncle Ming will not be able to find more suitable players for a while, so now except for the three stable starters Xiao Zhang, Ah Xing, and Chen Haonan, there are only 12 ordinary players left.

The introduction is also very fast.

After everyone got to know each other, the staff brought jerseys, sneakers, and underwear.

Xiao Zhang didn't need to change clothes. He was already wearing his uniform when he played, and the same was true for Chen Haonan.

"Why use this style?" Ah Xing raised a different opinion when he saw the uniforms and said, "We are a Kung Fu football team. Shouldn't the clothing be closer to the Kung Fu theme?"

The uniforms and sneakers are of normal style. The sneakers are relatively expensive and the quality of the clothes is also very good. Apart from the numbers, there are only the words Umbrella Group and Kung Fu Football Team on them.

"Because it's not allowed to wear fancy clothes to compete."

Xiao Zhang also just found out about this and explained it to Ah Xing.

Ah Xing didn't go into details and started trying on his new clothes and new sneakers with a happy face.

After everyone changed their clothes, Axing raised his hand again.

"Coach, I want to play football."

Uncle Ming said helplessly: "I know you want to play football, and I do too, but I have to explain everyone's positions and some football rules to you, right?"

Axing insisted: "Coach, I really want to play football. My legs are already so thirsty."

Being able to make Ah Xing, who was born in Shaolin, say such idioms already shows that he really can't wait any longer.

"Okay, then you go and kick."

Uncle Ming felt that he should establish some authority, so he turned around and took out a football from the cart next to him. He looked at Ah Xing and said, "See, here is the midfield, and over there is the goal. You can use this here." Once the ball is kicked in, I will let you play football as you want."

This is a rented standard football field. The distance from the midfield to the goal is 52.5 meters. There may be some gaps because standard football fields are often not standard, but the gap will not be too big.

In Uncle Ming's view, Ah Xing can kick the ball over, but it is very difficult to kick it into the goal. After all, Ah Xing has never played football before.

"good."

Axing stood up at the same time, even moved his body, then looked at Uncle Ming and said, "I'm ready."

Uncle Ming sneered and threw the ball directly towards Ah Xing's feet. In order to establish his power, he also used a clever trick to make the football spin at high speed.

But how could such a small move be hidden from the innate master Ah Xing?

He took a step back quite confidently and then kicked out.

With just this movement, Chen Haonan's expression changed next to him.

But the next second.

boom.

There was a muffled sound.

The football flew into the sky strangely.

Everyone subconsciously looked up at the sky, and then saw the football flying higher and higher...until it disappeared.

"Huh?"

Axing, who was also looking up at the sky, asked with a strange expression: "Where is my ball?"

Xiao Zhang was speechless. You are an innate master, but you can't even control the direction of the ball?

This is funny.

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhang also took a football from the cart next to him.

After a little preparation, let go, then lift your foot and kick.

He used his skill and energy without worrying about the ball being kicked.

However, the next second, the football that was supposed to fly towards the goal instead continued the fate of its companion and flew straight into the sky.

Flying higher and higher until they disappear.

Ah Xing looked at Xiao Zhang blankly.

"Huh? It turns out you don't know how to play football either."

Xiao Zhang was a little embarrassed.

"Ahem, I'm afraid you can't hit a ball."

"What can't you beat?"

"airplane."