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What should I do if the school’s infirmary is not enough?

Take me to the hospital.

But there are several problems with this.

For example, the fact that dozens of students entered the hospital cannot be hidden from the paparazzi in Xiangjiang. The reputation of the school and even the reputation of the police force will be affected.

For example, when it comes to the aftermath, there are many different situations for a broken leg. Some people can not only recover from a broken leg, but even grow taller. But if some people have a broken leg, they may be disabled for life.

For example, on the issue of accountability, not only the students will be held accountable, but the faculty of the college will also be held accountable.

But these issues have nothing to do with Xiao Zhang for the time being, at least that's what he thinks.

"Name?"

"Xiao Zhang."

"Which zodiac sign is which chapter?"

"Xiao Zhang is more arrogant than arrogant."

boom!

"Be honest with me."

In the interrogation room, two policemen in civilian clothes slapped the table angrily and yelled at the same time.

Xiao Zhang raised his eyebrows slightly, raised his hands slightly, showed his hands that were handcuffed to the chair, sat upright and asked: "Am I still not honest? Why don't you untie me, and I'll let you look at me What does it look like when you’re dishonest?”

"hehe……"

A plainclothes man laughed, stood up, and walked from the other side of the interrogation table to Xiao Zhang, who also had a smile on his face.

Boom, boom, boom!

Rhythmic and forceful sounds came from the one-way glass window of the interrogation room.

After being reminded, the plainclothesman who got up glared at Xiao Zhang bitterly, turned around and sat back.

But at this time, Xiao Zhang laughed out loud.

"hehe……"

It was like a response, and it was also like a taunt, which made the plainclothes man who had just sat back have the urge to stand up again.

"Xiao Zhang, born on February 2, 1972, father Xiao Guoan, mother Zhang Jiajia. They were sent abroad to study by their uncle Xiao Feng when they were young. They returned to Xiangjiang half a month ago..."

In order to ease the atmosphere, another plainclothes man took the initiative to read Xiao Zhang's identity information.

"Xiao Feng, Dongpingzhou police."

"Xiao Guoan, a detective from the Shatin Area Crime Squad, on official duty..."

"Zhang Jiajia, a detective from the Shatin District Crime Squad, on official duty..."

After thinking about it, the two plainclothes policemen became silent, and their eyes looking at Xiao Zhang no longer had any anger at all, but were full of sympathy.

On the other side of the one-way glass window, a group of people had just learned of the news. When they looked at Xiao Zhang, who was handcuffed to the chair, there were emotions of sympathy and pity in their eyes.

hiss……

Does this identity that Uncle Feng gave me have such benefits?

Xiao Zhang had known his identity and background before. According to Xiao Zhang's analysis, Xiao Guoan and Zhang Jiajia should both be former colleagues of Uncle Feng.

He didn't know the specific story. He only knew that both of them were dead, and the only son also died of illness. There were no other relatives alive, so Uncle Feng borrowed the identity of this family.

That is to say, in this era, computer offices had just begun to develop. Uncle Feng, who did not know how to use computers, found it much easier to operate and difficult to be discovered.

"What are you looking at? I've never seen an orphan."

Xiao Zhang's attitude became even more arrogant because he suddenly thought of a very good excuse.

Seeing Xiao Zhang's attitude, the two plainclothes men seemed to understand why Xiao Zhang joined the police academy and why he got into a group fight with other students on the first day he joined.

The plainclothes man who had previously wanted to teach Xiao Zhang a lesson suddenly became more serious in his words.

"Xiao Zhang, are you doing this to your uncle? Are you doing this to your parents who are on official duty?"

Another plainclothes guy also sighed and said, "I can understand your thoughts and why you reject the police academy. From a certain point of view, I don't want you to be a policeman. I just hope you can be like an ordinary person." You can live your life peacefully. However, this is not the reason for you to start fighting with your current classmates and future colleagues on the first day of school."

Eh?

I haven't even told you my fair and aboveboard reasons, and you've already made up your mind?

Xiao Zhang felt that the IQs of these two plainclothes men were somewhat unlike those of nameless supporting characters, but he just didn't want to be a policeman.

"Group fighting? Haha..." Xiao Zhang was good at grasping the key points and sneered twice and asked: "Have you read the report? Have you asked the instructors? More than two hundred people came to beat me. What do you think? Are you going to fight with them?"

The two plainclothes interrogators were not angry because of Xiao Zhang's attitude. They looked at Xiao Zhang as if they were their own nephews.

"Yes, more than two hundred people came to beat you, but why did they come to beat you?"

"Every cause must have an effect. You were beaten because you were too arrogant."

After being questioned, Xiao Zhang immediately retorted.

"My name is Xiao Zhang. If I'm not arrogant, who will be?"

"Is it illegal to be arrogant? Will you be beaten if you are arrogant?"

"Come on, come on, you two, tell me, which law stipulates that if you are arrogant, you will be beaten, and if you are arrogant, you will be beaten?"

"When the Governor went out on the street, you were very arrogant when you went to clear the way. According to your words, I think he is too arrogant, so you can lead people to beat him."

boom!

The metal tabletop was slapped again.

But that's just it. After knowing the reason why Xiao Zhang became an orphan, how could the two plainclothes really get angry.

"Don't change your mind and compare yourself with the Governor. Have you drank fake wine?"

"Moreover, more than 200 people beat you up, and you sit here without any trouble. More than 30 of them went to the hospital."

"Tell me, this isn't a group fight, what is it?"

Xiao Zhang laughed twice more and argued or retorted again.

"Is the Governor great? Let me see how many more years he can be arrogant, and you can see how many more years I can be arrogant."

"Yes, it's nothing wrong with me. They went to the hospital."

"But it's my fault that I'm too good at hitting?"

"Is it my fault that they are such useless people?"

boom!

The innocent table was slapped loudly again. This time, after the plainclothes guy finished slapping the table, he opened his mouth and put his hands behind his back.

"We say one thing and you reply ten. Do you have the attitude of admitting your mistake?"

"Wrong? Where did I go wrong?"

After Xiao Zhang asked back, he looked directly at the one-way glass window. Although he couldn't see who and how many people were behind the window, he knew that there must be someone with a high position.

"Tell me, where did I go wrong?"

"Is it my fault because my parents died in the line of duty, or is it because my uncle's nickname is Tornado and he offended many people in the past, including the man named Sir Li, so it's my fault that he found someone to wear small shoes for me?"

do not know why.

The senior police officers in the cubicle felt that Xiao Zhang's body sitting on the chair suddenly grew taller, as if he was standing on the moral high ground.

Part of the eyes were also focused on Sir Li, which made Sir Li very sad but unable to defend himself: I was just joking with Tornado, and I never thought about actually giving Little Shoes to Tornado’s nephew. It was all done by the people below. , I didn’t give any instructions.

"Stop for a moment, put him in confinement and let him calm down."

The Assistant Commissioner of Police, who was in charge of the Personnel Department and the Police Academy, spoke, and the interrogation had to end.

In terms of levels, director, deputy director, senior assistant director, and assistant director are already the fourth level, and their status is very high.

So when he glared at Sir Li, Sir Li could only smile awkwardly in return.

"Young people like them don't know what kind of temper a tornado is, and neither do you, Sir Li?"

"You, Sir Li, don't know the common sense that a nephew is like an uncle?"

Do you have this common sense?

Sir Li said that he had never heard of it, but he did not dare to argue.

The director took a deep breath and said: "Call and ask Uncle Feng to come over. I remember that he has a secret recipe for treating bruises. I told him that if he couldn't cure those injuries, his nephew would be dead. .”

"Okay." Sir Li asked again: "Then... what should we do with this Xiao Zhang? He doesn't look like a policeman at all, and he doesn't want to be a policeman at all. If he stays, he will be in big trouble in the future."

The director pondered for a moment and asked, "You think he doesn't look like a policeman, what does he look like?"

"Like Gu..." Li Sir's eyes lit up, but he asked worriedly: "Would this be bad?"

The director laughed and asked again: "Do you know why I am still called Uncle Xiao Fengfeng now?"

Sir Li understands.

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