Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

The solitary confinement room is so small that you can't even lie down, you can only sit down.

Xiao Zhang, who had already determined that he could leave easily, was exercising in a very relaxed mood.

The palms of both hands are supported on the walls on both sides, and the whole person is suspended in the air. The body and arms are straight, just like those gymnasts doing when they are hanging rings.

"It's been half an hour, right?"

"Yes, this is amazing."

The two students responsible for guarding Xiao Zhang were sitting outside the iron gate, startled.

"If you are not powerful, can you break forty-three legs?"

"I heard that only more than thirty people were sent to the hospital. How could it be forty-three legs?"

"You only have one leg?"

"Oh, sorry, I have three."

"Hey, he finally couldn't hold on any longer."

When the two students saw Xiao Zhang in the solitary room and finally let go and landed on the ground, they breathed a sigh of relief.

But the next second he took another breath.

The moment he landed, Xiao Zhang bounced up.

It's not too high, the top of its head is only about ten centimeters from the roof, and its feet are hanging about half a meter in the air, pedaling on the left and right walls.

The body is stretched straight.

But this movement did not last long, Xiao Zhang moved again, and then the two students outside the iron gate were stunned.

As if keeping his legs straight was too much effort, Xiao Zhang bent his knees and squatted on the wall like a horse.

How difficult is this action?

The two students, who knew nothing about martial arts but only fighting skills, didn't know this, but they knew that if they were asked to squat on horseback on the flat ground, they wouldn't be able to hold on for a few minutes.

But five minutes passed, ten minutes passed, and half an hour passed.

Xiao Zhang was squatting on the wall, his body still as stable as Mount Tai, which was simply inhuman.

Even with the isolation of the iron gate, the two students were still a little scared. They simply pulled out the metal partition in the middle of the iron gate, almost completely blocking the scene in the confinement room, leaving only a small observation of the position of the eyes. window.

It was at this time that Xiao Zhang, who was exercising with his eyes closed, or in other words familiar with his body, suddenly opened his eyes.

The iron gate of the solitary room was equipped with a metal partition, which he could not break open, but the iron gate behind it that led to the outside could not stop him.

The conditions in the academy's confinement room are much better than those in some places.

However, Xiao Zhang has no plans to leave.

Although the world is huge, Uncle Feng's ability to locate him was one of the main reasons why he was unwilling to escape directly.

And the other main reason is that he is completely sure that Uncle Feng will not really kill him if he has no way to die.

Xiao Zhang, who took the initiative to cause trouble, had already analyzed the pros and cons. He felt that Uncle Feng kept him alive not only because he was not worthy of death, but also because he should be of great use.

It may be related to Uncle Feng's calamity, it may be related to the calamity of the Ghost Sealing Vat, it may be related to the calamity of this world.

This time he got into trouble, it was also a test, just like Uncle Feng had been testing him.

"Why, when I see blood, my bloodthirsty impulse is not strong?"

Xiao Zhang had many questions.

He had previously thought that as a zombie, when he saw human blood, he would go crazy uncontrollably, which was why he wanted to break other people's legs.

A broken leg usually doesn't bleed, and it's not completely torn off.

But he didn't have much combat experience, so he didn't expect that blood would easily be drawn in the chaotic group fight.

The smell of blood increased his combat effectiveness and defense. This was caused by bloodthirsty impulse, but it was completely within the scope of his restraint.

Just like a person who smokes all year round becomes addicted to cigarettes.

It’s hard not to smoke, but it’s okay not to smoke. Just do what you have to do.

"Because I've been upgraded to Mao Zong?"

"But the one who bit me to death, Mao Zheng, was completely inhumane. He was as bloodthirsty and crazy as a wild beast. Uncle Feng said that all my blood was sucked dry."

"What is the reason for my mutation?"

"Uncle Feng should know the answer, but when will he tell me?"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived.

I miss Uncle Feng. Uncle Feng is here.

The metal partition of the iron gate that had been closed for half an hour was opened again. The two students had left, and Uncle Feng and others appeared outside the iron gate.

Xiao Zhang, who heard the sound in advance, was already sitting obediently on the iron stool in the solitary room, looking outside the iron gate with a smile.

"Uncle, have you come to save me? I'm so happy."

The completely inappropriate greeting made Uncle Feng, Sir Li and Sir Huang outside the door stunned for a moment.

"Do you think you're cute?"

Uncle Feng frowned and asked.

"Uncle, if you don't like cute ones, I can also be gentle." Xiao Zhang changed his tone and made his voice louder: "Uncle, the Sa family has caused trouble this time, and I know that I can't escape the king's law. , please ask your uncle to try to save one or two, and the Sa family will be richly rewarded in the future."

Uncle Feng took a deep breath, stared at Xiao Zhang and asked, "Stop being so nervous. Let me ask you, why are you so arrogant?"

I got it right.

Xiao Zhang laughed, became normal, and said, "My name is Xiao Zhang. If I'm not arrogant, who will be?"

Uncle Feng frowned, and a touch of yellow appeared on the tip of his right finger, which was the color of the talisman paper.

"I was about to leave after dinner, and the man named Ma Jun wanted to fight me. He also said that he would beat anyone who asked me to leave. Then more than 200 people surrounded me." Xiao Zhang really did this this time. He became normal, put away the smile on his face, and frowned like Uncle Feng, saying: "Uncle Feng, I wonder if you have ever heard of... the principle of cutting through the mess with a quick sword?"

Uncle Feng pondered for two seconds, then turned to look at Sir Li next to him.

Huang Sir also looked at Li Sir.

Sir Li nodded awkwardly.

Uncle Feng turned his head again and looked at Xiao Zhang in the confinement room.

"Why are you so cruel?"

"Are you ruthless?" Xiao Zhang looked into Uncle Feng's eyes and said honestly: "Uncle Feng, you know me. If I really act ruthlessly, dozens of people will die, right?"

hiss……

hiss……

Sir Li and Sir Huang looked at Uncle Feng in shock at the same time, as if expecting something.

What they didn't expect was that Uncle Feng, who was also known as a good fighter in the police force in the early years, did not refute Xiao Zhang's words.

Being beaten by more than two hundred colleges, dozens of them were killed?

But thinking about it carefully, it seems easier than breaking forty-three legs?

Sir Li and Sir Huang are both police officers who prefer civilian jobs. I really don’t know how to compare them in this regard. In short, they can just say they are awesome.

Uncle Feng sighed and asked directly: "Now there is an opportunity to be an undercover agent, are you willing?"

Undercover?

Then wouldn’t I have the opportunity to take it both ways?

In this place, I have the final say after twelve o'clock, and I still have the final say at dawn.

It feels so good to think about it.

"I don't want to." Xiao Zhang would not reveal his true thoughts in front of Uncle Feng, and said in a decisive tone: "Uncle Feng, you know me, I just want to be the son-in-law of the Bao family."

"Bao family?"

"Sister-in-law?"

Li Sir and Huang Sir were surprised at the same time, and when they looked at Xiao Zhang, their eyes were full of unworthy emotions.

Who among the serious men would want to be a son-in-law and say it so blatantly?

After all, Uncle Feng is not a roundworm in Xiao Zhang's belly. The statement of the Bao family's son-in-law is not only what Xiao Zhang said confidently before, but also laid sufficient foundation for it.

The man sitting in the solitary room in front of him would have definitely become the son-in-law of the Ren family if there had been no accident 70 years ago.

"The roots of the Xiao family cannot be cut off. If you become a son-in-law, I will kill you."

Uncle Feng has something to say.

But Sir Li and Sir Huang didn't know, and they hesitated to remind Uncle Feng that murder was illegal. Knowing the law and breaking the law was even more serious.

Xiao Zhang heard some information. Could it be that... zombies can't get married?

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ps: Why do you say I update once? I update twice every day.