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Bang.

Xiao Zhang's body retreated seven to eight meters in a row, and he retreated with his feet plowing a ravine on the ground, rather than retreating several steps in a row.

This shows that the force he endured was too strong and too sudden.

"Yo? Practice kung fu horizontally."

The yellow rat that had just disappeared appeared where Xiao Zhang had just stood, with an extremely relaxed expression and tone.

"good."

Xiao Zhang seriously put on a boxing show. It seemed to be an ordinary Shaolin Luohan Boxing, but in fact it was the fourth junior brother's acquired special skill of Ghost Shadow Grasping.

This was the first time since he woke up that he had taken a real defensive stance in front of his opponent.

"What kind of kung fu is that?" Huang Shu asked with great interest: "Golden Bell Cover, Iron Cloth Shirt, or Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt, or some kind of horizontal training of the Thirteen Taibao?"

What Huang Shu asked was not nonsense. The Golden Bell Cover, Iron Cloth Shirt, and Golden Bell Cover Iron Clothes Shirt were three types of kung fu, each with a different focus. Xiao Zhang naturally practiced the one with the least cover and the strongest one.

"Are you looking down on me? I cultivate the immortal golden body."

Xiao Zhang didn't want to brag about himself, but wanted to throw dirty water on Huoyun Evil God. If this monster didn't die and ran away today, he couldn't just seek revenge on himself.

"Oh, the immortal golden body of Fire Cloud Evil God."

Huang Shu had indeed heard of this martial art, but from what he said, it seemed as if he was very sure that Fire Cloud Evil God had also practiced this martial art.

Among the rumors from the outside world, it is only said that the inheritance of the immortal golden body is in Japan, and most of the martial arts inheritance in Japan are in the hands of Huoyun Evil God, but no one knows what kind of martial arts Huoyun Evil God has practiced.

There is only one Fire Cloud Palm that the outside world can confirm, because when the Fire Cloud Evil God takes action, there will be a scene of fire clouds filling the sky.

It is simply inhuman to use human power to stimulate changes in the celestial phenomena.

"Are you afraid?" Xiao Zhang concentrated on defense and smiled: "If you are afraid, just get out and run for your life, but I need to remind you that it may be today, it may be tomorrow, or you may not have any precautions. One day, the Fire Cloud Evil God will suddenly appear and slap you to death."

"Hahaha... Fire Cloud Evil God slapped me to death?"

As if hearing a funny joke, Huang Shu pointed at his face and said, "It seems that you have absolutely nothing to do with Fire Cloud Evil God."

"kindness?"

Xiao Zhang felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

It is unlikely that Uncle Feng will deal with the Fire Cloud Evil God alone, because Uncle Feng only targets demons and monsters (except himself), but if the Fire Cloud Evil God and the demons, ghosts and ghosts collude...

"Don't think about it, you have no chance to spread this news." Huang Shu was still full of confidence and used nonsense to help Xiao Zhang delay: "Now let me see, what is your famous immortal golden body? It has almost 10% of the defense power of a truly immortal golden body.”

Before the voice could even finish, the yellow squirrel's body disappeared again.

boom!

There was another muffled sound.

But this time Xiao Zhang did not retreat.

It's not because Xiao Zhang can truly defend himself against the monster in front of him, who is equivalent to a human innate master, but because Huang Shu didn't just throw one punch this time.

Bang bang bang...

A series of muffled sounds continued to spread, and Xiao Zhang's hands and feet, which were still standing in place, had turned into countless afterimages.

Ghostly grappling hands and powerful Vajra legs.

These two acquired skills combined with the golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt allowed Xiao Zhang to block all the fists thrown by the yellow squirrel.

But the expensive suit he was wearing could not stop the extremely ferocious yellow rat, which could punch through an eight-centimetre-thick brick wall with a casual punch.

In a dozen breaths, Xiao Zhang had transformed into a half-clothed beggar, even worse than those beggars on the inside and outside.

The body that could block small-caliber pistol bullets, leaving only a white mark at most, also had cyan marks one after another.

Just like the marks left when ordinary humans are hit by heavy objects.

The demon body that transformed into a human was not inherently weaker than his Mao Zong body, and the greatest threat was not the power erupting from the yellow rat demon body, but the special energy mixed in those physical forces.

Demonic spirit.

Uncle Feng had told Xiao Zhang before that as long as he didn't meet an inner qi master, even a master at the Gangjin level but not practicing real inner qi skills would pose no threat to him.

On a physical level, Mao Zheng's copper skin and iron bones are quite strong in themselves.

But if energy such as inner energy, innate inner energy, and demonic energy are involved, physical defense alone is not very effective.

"Huh?"

In just a dozen breaths, Huang Shu, who had already punched hundreds of punches, suddenly stepped away, and then looked at Xiao Zhang with a surprised look on his face, who was still able to stand firmly.

"Do you really know how to become immortal?"

Xiao Zhang took a deep breath to make himself look more like a normal human being. He also suppressed the violent impulses in his heart to prevent signs of transformation in his body.

But the blue scars all over his body began to disappear in his breath. This was due to his uncontrollable self-healing ability, and it was also the reason why the yellow squirrel suddenly stopped attacking.

"Yes, I told you, I really know the immortal body."

"hehe……"

The yellow mouse laughed twice and said with full experience: "This is not the Immortal Golden Body of yours at all, but the indestructible Vajra Body magical power of those bald donkeys."

Didn't you realize I was a zombie?

That's good.

Xiao Zhang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. This was also one of the purposes of practicing martial arts. In addition to improving his own strength, it was also to give himself a reasonable reason for being strong.

However, the combination of the golden bell cover, iron cloth shirt and other acquired skills is indeed the pre-acquired skill of the indestructible body.

"Hey, you discovered it." Xiao Zhang didn't feel much pain. The injury he just suffered was not serious. It just looked a little scary on the surface. Not to mention that they were all external injuries. In this moment, he didn't feel much pain. Has recovered.

"To be honest, I am the disciple of Master Mengwei, the abbot of Shaolin Temple. If you offend me, you will be dead."

If you fail to throw dirty water on Fire Cloud Evil God, then find another existence that this monster will never dare to provoke. Judging from Xiao Zhang's current understanding of the world, Master Mengwei is definitely not a weakling who only knows how to play tricks.

"Master Mengwei, I really can't afford to offend you." Huangshu is like a disciple of the world. He talks about the people in the world with great knowledge, as if he knows everyone: "But even if you are really his disciple, So what? I heard that the magical power of the Vajra Indestructible Body is an innate secret that is stronger than the Immortal Golden Body, so I will give it a try today."

Before the voice could even finish, the figure of the yellow squirrel disappeared again.

Bang bang bang bang...

A series of muffled sounds kept coming, like someone beating a cowhide drum.

What was struck was not the drum stick, but the weasel's fist.

What was beaten was not the cowhide drum, but Xiao Zhang, who was much harder than the cowhide drum.

The drum sound even has a rhythm due to the changes in the frequency of the attack and the different target positions. If someone hears it nearby, they may even think that someone is performing.

Xiao Zhang used the Ghost Grappling Hand and the Powerful King Kong Leg to their current limit, but the whole process was just for defense and there was no chance of attack.

The speed of the yellow squirrel is not much faster than him. If he transforms into a super state, there is actually not much difference between the two.

But he has not transformed now.

And to cross the line quickly is to cross the natural chasm quickly.

Just like how Xiao Zhang beat ordinary people and ordinary masters before, as long as he beat people all the way, no one could hit him back.

Pain came from all over the body, the most severe ones were the arms and legs that blocked the yellow rat's fist, followed by the position that received the attack when avoiding the vital attack.

Xiao Zhang's expression turned into a grin, and the violence in his heart continued to increase, and he might be unable to suppress his transformation and fight back at any time.

But suddenly, Xiao Zhang felt a long-lost sour feeling.

Those areas that were hit were like the joy of having a cup of tea, or like saving up half a month's salary for a regular massage before traveling through time.

What surprised Xiao Zhang even more was that the Iron Clothes with Golden Bell Cover, whose progress had started to slow down recently, actually improved significantly in this very short period of time.

Sure enough, if you want to become stronger by practicing kung fu, you have to abuse yourself crazily.

But it's not Xiao Zhang's style to always be beaten passively. When he used his hands and feet to resist the storm-like attacks, Xiao Zhang finally caught a chance.

Headbutt.

duang…

Like a bell ringing.

The wildly attacking yellow squirrel flew back seven or eight meters in an instant, and when he looked again, it was already bleeding from the head.

Xiao Zhang laughed ferociously.

"That's all."

Huang Shu took a deep breath and stared at Xiao Zhang with more hatred in his eyes.

"Tietou Gong?"

"I still have Iron Crotch Kung Fu."

Xiao Zhang already missed the feeling of being beaten just now, no, it was Huang Shu who helped him practice, and he started to mock.

"It's a pity that you are not a female monster. Otherwise, I can let you have a good experience. By the way, what is your mother's surname? Humans are born from human mothers, and monsters are born from monsters, so your mother must be a female monster. Well, let me introduce you, I don’t mind your mother being old.”

The yellow rat roared: "You deserve to die."

Xiao Zhang responded with all his strength. He wanted to borrow the opponent's demonic energy to help him practice, but he didn't want to be beaten and transformed.

However, what he didn't expect was that the yellow rat turned around and jumped into the river.

He actually ran away?

After reacting, Xiao Zhang turned his head slightly and saw Ah Xing flying over as if flying through the void.

"Eh?" Xiao Zhang was stunned and said, "Didn't you say you don't know how to do Qing Gong?"

"Oh, what I learned on the way here is Sixth Junior Brother's Yiwei Crossing the River." Ah Xing looked at Xiao Zhang with a worried look on his face and asked, "Are you okay?"

Did you learn it along the way?

What the fuck...

Xiao Zhang took a deep breath to calm down.

"I'm fine. It jumped into the river. Why didn't you chase it?"

"I can't catch up."

"Didn't you learn how to cross the river with a reed? Follow it."

Axing spread his hands helplessly: "But do you know whether it ran to the left or the right?"

Xiao Zhang quickly jumped to the river. The river flowed slowly and calmly. No matter in his sight or other senses, there was no trace to tell him which way the yellow squirrel ran.

One left and one right to continue chasing?

But who knows where the yellow squirrel will jump out?

Xiao Zhang glared at Ah Xing who was following him: "You're so slow in coming, is Gu Yi going to mess with me?"

"That's not true." Axing said, "Listen to my explanation..."

"I don't listen."

Xiao Zhang decisively refused, and then started looking for his mobile phone.

Uncle Feng is still the most reliable at critical moments.

But no accident, his cell phone was smashed to pieces.

Xiao Zhang looked at Ah Xing again.

"Come, explain it to me."

"Don't you want to listen?"

"Gan!"