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"Can't you just slap him and kill that Chu beauty?"

Xiao Zhang looked at Uncle Feng reluctantly and asked.

Uncle Feng, who had already put the Taomu Sword from his feet to his back, stood in front of Huang Yaozu and took one more look before speaking out: "It was possible before, but not after, because now Chu Meiren is already fighting with Che Wan. Together, Chu Meiren gained the upper hand but instead of killing Cha Wan, she took her as a hostage.”

In short, killing Chu Meiren now will kill Che Wan.

And Uncle Feng can tolerate the zombie Xiao Zhang, and the old ghost Fu Bo is definitely not willing to hurt Che Wan who has been helping Huang Yaozu.

Xiao Zhang frowned and said, "Then wouldn't it be over if you came out early? You're already here, and you're blowing the air up there?"

Ah Xing next to him looked shocked.

Judging from the disparity in strength between the two sides, if a Taoist priest who can fly with a sword wants to fight a martial arts practitioner, even an innate master like him will be beaten to the point of panic, let alone a martial arts practitioner like Xiao Zhang who has a high level of energy. Where is the person?

Looking at the relationship between the two parties, Xiao Zhang is a nephew and Uncle Feng is an uncle. How could a nephew dare to speak to his uncle like this? It's not like the strengths of the two parties are completely reversed.

But Uncle Feng has long been used to it.

"I just arrived. I'm not watching you fight below."

Uncle Feng explained this to Xiao Zhang, which meant that I no longer monitor what you do.

Xiao Zhang understood, and his dissatisfied expression dropped slightly.

Uncle Feng looked at Ah Xing again and said: "Because there were too many people and they were too scattered, it took me some time to go there to trace the ghost energy. I sensed that you had sealed her in Huang Yaozu's body, so I took the sword. Flying over."

"Forehead……"

Ah Xing was speechless and began to calculate from Xiao Zhang's call to Uncle Feng, to Uncle Feng coming from Dongpingzhou to check on those 12,000 people, to the feeling he felt after he banned Chu Renmei... What the hell are you doing? How fast is it?

"Okay, okay, stop pretending in front of my friend. I told you that you are a great master." Xiao Zhang said directly: "But my friend is also a great master, an innate grandmaster. You don't need to attack you with flying swords from a distance." It’s just like playing, so can you let my friend go down?”

"Xiao Zhang, don't be like this. I can't beat Uncle Xiao, no matter whether he uses a flying sword or not." Axing quickly denied.

Uncle Feng smiled noncommittally, then put away his smile and asked with a serious expression: "Xiao Zhang, do you remember I told you how old I am?"

Xiao Zhang recalled briefly: "Remember, you are 126 years old."

Ah Xing next to him was not too shocked this time. People who practice martial arts can prolong their lives when they reach his level. It is not a problem to gain one or two hundred years.

Although Uncle Feng looks a little younger, only in his thirties or forties, Taoist practitioners have the advantage of having a permanent appearance compared to those who practice martial arts. It is not unusual for Taoist priests who can fly with swords to have immortality.

So Axing even felt that Uncle Feng was too young.

Uncle Feng asked again: "Then do you remember what year I was born in?"

Xiao Zhang replied: "It was 1878, what happened? Is there any problem?"

Uncle Feng looked helpless.

Axing said in surprise: "That's the wrong age. Grandpa Feng, you should be 113 years old."

Grandpa Feng?

"It's okay, Axing. Remember to call me Uncle Xiao from now on." Xiao Zhang looked at Uncle Feng with contempt and asked, "Just say what you want to say."

Regarding Uncle Feng's age, Xiao Zhang didn't care before.

Anyway, he is immortal and is about to become an immortal. There is no difference between 113 years old and 126 years old. Moreover, Xiao Zhang didn't trust Uncle Feng very much before, and he knew that Uncle Feng didn't trust him very much either.

Even if you see through it without saying it, you are still a good friend.

So I didn't take it seriously at all.

"Chu Mei and Che Wan are entangled together. The best way to solve her problem is to separate them. But if it were in our world, with you and Ah Xing by your side, even if you beat her to death, she would never come out again. . And what the Miscellaneous Affairs Department does is really important. Huang Yaozu is very talented in this area. He can stick to the first commandment while also having Che Wan help, so nothing can happen to either of them."

After Uncle Feng said this, he pondered for a moment and explained: "The first commandment must be adhered to, especially for police officers like him. If even they can't adhere to it, the power of ghosts will become larger and larger. Ghosts originate from If everyone believes that there are ghosts in the world, then almost everyone will become a ghost when they die. Even people who die normally will develop ghosts because they don’t want to die. Huge resentment.”

After saying this, both Xiao Zhang and Axing understood.

Under a materialistic world view, unless one dies with great resentment, it is impossible to become a ghost. Xiao Zhang has killed many people, but except for Crazy Yuxiu and Da Qie, no one can Become a ghost.

Daqie is a special case. There are ghosts in the winery that turn him into a ghost, but there are too few ghosts.

But those who are crazy about cultivating are full of resentment and have a very strong spiritual will. Such people are truly unique.

"It doesn't matter whether you believe in the first commandment or not, but ordinary people like Huang Yaozu and people in the miscellaneous department must abide by the first commandment."

Uncle Feng added an explanation before continuing: "My real age is much higher than my actual age because I once went to a ghost to kill ghosts. The speed of time in ghosts is different from that in our real world. Under normal circumstances, they are faster than us. But now if we want to separate Chu Mei and Che Wan, we must send them both into the ghost world. Chu Mei will definitely choose to escape in order to survive, so..."

Xiao Zhang finally understood what Uncle Feng meant. He was a zombie and could live forever. No matter whether the time flow was fast or slow, it actually had no effect on him.

But whether it is Uncle Feng or Ah Xing, there will be some problems due to the speed of time.

It's good that Uncle Feng can live forever, but his doom may come early, so that he can't smoothly ascend to immortality.

"I'm still young, I can do it."

Axing raised his hand and said: "I am much stronger than Xiao Zhang. After entering Guixiao, whether it is self-protection or protecting Che Wan, it is not a big problem."

This is true.

Xiao Zhang glanced at the palm print taken by Ah Xing just now. It was as if it was carved out of a huge pit and there were even palm prints at the bottom. The distance from the end of the palm to the tip of the middle finger was more than twelve meters.

Even without considering that the depth is more than one meter, it is almost impossible for Xiao Zhang to create the same effect.

His physical strength is very strong, but not strong enough. It is difficult to compare with the extraordinary effects created by the innate master's use of inner energy.

"You are indeed young, and you are indeed much stronger than Xiao Zhang, but it is enough for Xiao Zhang to do this. After all..." Uncle Feng laughed and said, "Xiao Zhang is only eighteen years old, so he is still very young."

Xiao Zhang corrected him: "I'm nineteen years old. It's already 1991. What's wrong with you as an uncle? You can't even remember the age of my nephew?"

Uncle Feng was stunned for a moment.

"You are eighteen years old. When I applied for your ID card, I filled in one more year. Is there a problem?"

"No problem, you have the final say."

Xiao Zhang suddenly discovered that Uncle Feng seemed to care about face in front of Ah Xing. This may be related to the fact that Uncle Feng is a Taoist while Ah Xing is a martial arts practitioner.

Those who work in the same industry are enemies, and those who do not work in the same industry have a chain of contempt.

Ah Xing didn't think too much, and he didn't think that Uncle Feng would cheat Xiao Zhang, his nephew, so he gave a warning.

"Then be careful."

"Don't worry, I still want to play football with you." Xiao Zhang tightened his grip on the Ghost Slayer Sword and asked, "Then where are we going now?"

"Go to Heheshi."

"Cemetery?"

Both Xiao Zhang and Ah Xing have heard the name of Wo Hop Stone. It is a famous public cemetery in Xiangjiang. The road is closed every year during Qingming Festival. If you want to worship, you have to walk up the mountain. There are also some weird things every year. I don’t know whether the news is true or false.

"Yes, there is a ghost there. It's very chaotic inside, but because the ghosts inside can't leave easily, and there are almost no ghosts doing evil, so I didn't touch them." Uncle Feng said: "There are only ghosts like this, Only beautiful Chu people will come out with peace of mind.”

Xiao Zhang frowned and said, "Then she can't hear us now?"

Uncle Feng was standing next to Huang Yaozu, and Huang Yaozu was in a state of being dominated by Chu Beauty. Although he stood motionless, his eyes, which were full of whites, were always open.

Uncle Feng nodded and said: "She can't hear anything. Of course, she can't see me either."

"Okay." Xiao Zhang's eyes focused on the peach wood sword behind Uncle Feng, and he asked expectantly: "Then how do we get there?"

"drive to."

Axing and Xiao Zhang showed disappointed expressions.

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ps: One update at noon, and the remaining two updates at night. I spent all my time yesterday watching the game, EDG is awesome.